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Joined 03-12-06, id: 1006944, Profile Updated: 08-11-14

Yeah, so I lied.

ANBU Shinigami (and ANBU Shinigami Remix) is free to a good home, just give me credit for what I've written to this point. Email me for the drafts of what I have and I'll send it along. I'm sorry for not getting it done like I'd promised, but life intervened, and by the time I'd gotten around to looking at it, I'd forgotten what I'd wanted the plot to be! And never mind the four or five plot bunnies I had nibbling at my brain for completely different fandoms! Argh.

I may at some point come back to it, but likely not.

Hoping to post something in the near future.

If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years.

-Socrates

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

-Mark Twain

He who has a strong enough why to live for, can bear almost any how.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

Thou call'dst me a dog before thou hadst a cause, but, since I am a dog, beware my fangs.

-William Shakespeare

The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence.

-Lyman Bryson

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago."

-Roger Zelazny

But you do the job that's in front of you, or people die.

-Terry Pratchett

Writers revise. You are a writer. Therefore, you revise."

-Anonymous

"Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him."

-Anonymous

There's a rumor going around that I found God. This is untrue. I can't even manage to find my car keys.

-Unknown

"Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are."

– Arthur Golden

Bring a stick to a fistfight. Bring a knife to a stick fight. Bring a gun

to a knife fight. Stay out of a gunfight.

- Redneck

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Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
The Gunslinger by Nataku's Wrath reviews
Vincent Valentine: A hero of legend, sleeping through time. What happens when he wakes up in Spira to find a new terror destroying the land and a new group of heroes asking for his help? Final Fantasy VII x X crossover. Read and Review!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,649 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 7/19/2006
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
11th Division: 100 Prompts by AngelUriel reviews
100 short stories. Focused mainly on 11th Division's Kenpachi, Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika. Set any time before, during and after arrancar arc, so some spoilers. Rated for language and violence. Range of genres. Some Crack. Chapter 70 now up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 112,616 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K.
Brothers of the Sand by Z-ro reviews
AU. There was a time when he wanted nothing more than to have a friend. Now his only goal is to go home. Naruto and Gaara friendship story. Its NOT yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Seasons of Tea by Liralen Li reviews
Byakuya invites Hakkai to share a traditional tea moment when Hakkai gets a little lost in the woods; but other ties and responsibilities prevail in their first encounter. With the inevitability of time, there is a meeting w/ Tenpo. M for ch. 4 lemon.
Crossover - Saiyuki & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Hakkai C., Byakuya K.
All In The Family by trenity170 reviews
Time has passed, the spirit detectives have graduated from college and now have families of their own. The only problem is that it seems that history is destined to repeat... R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 206,992 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/15/2005
Meifu's Gate ::Second Manuscript:: by VraieEsprit reviews
Juushirou wants to learn and Shunsui wants to take it easy. But the two boys are united in one thing - both of them believe in justice. When a crime polarises the Academy, the boys resolve to solve it - but it seems Elite society has many secrets to hide!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 369,378 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
She's No Angel by C.Queen reviews
Sequel to To Heaven or To Hell. Cat's God's latest messenger and she's doing it her way. Now it's not just the boys that deserve to be pitied.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,359 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Trowa B. - Complete
Key Through the Heart by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,007 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
A Teacher's Duty by Stoneage Woman reviews
When Legolas and Aragorn are forced by Thranduil to teach Elven teenagers warfare,they both dread it with one accord. But the job is a more challenging and more fulfilling than either of them could ever dream. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,283 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Legolas - Complete
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Mistaken Words by Morganeth Taren'drel reviews
Heero pulled the trigger just as Relena had spoken the last word of her speech “…Peace…” “Heero!” Quatre shouted after him, “If you leave now, you’ll be branded a traitor, you’ll be hunted for the rest of your life!” 01xR
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 542,999 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 10/8/2003
The Hogwarts Invasion by A.Darkside reviews
-DISCONTINUED- Lord Voldy's causing trouble and Koenma has the perfect team to send to investigate: Mika and her now separated demon pals! Will they help or just be a bigger problem for Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,255 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Hands by Oedipus Tex reviews
FINISHED My brother is a Gundam pilot...and I said to myself, 'These are the hands of a killer.' The Preventers run a DNA analysis on a guy in hospital, and find the Lang's lost family member. Can this guy, with his mood and secrets, really be their son?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Heero Y. - Complete
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
Kingdom Idiots! by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
Up For Adoption email me for details
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,962 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 4,353 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
11th vs 4th by Aislin30a reviews
Relations between the 11th and the 4th divisions had a history which many members, especially of the 11th, weren’t aware of.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
After death by Meinos Kaen reviews
There's who believes there's nothing, after death... But Naruto, immediately after dieing, found something... Or better, someone. And he declared himself as a Shinigami. NarutoXBleach Crossover! RXR! Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,329 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
After death, A war by Meinos Kaen reviews
[Sequel to After Death]Naruto has been trained as a Shinigami after his death. But after a visit from 'old friends', he's back into his home world... But what Apocalypse could have changed it so much? [Bleach XOver][RXR]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 340 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Shinigami in the basement by wayofthepen reviews
Learning you have spiritual powers, very cool. Having to fix up your spare room so random death gods have a place to crash, that's fine. But cleaning up after the 11th squad and trying not to get eaten by hollows, that's no fun at all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,122 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Flowing Like Water, Frozen Like Ice by Poe's-Raven reviews
The eight and a half months leading up to the Soul Society invasion, as chronicled by Hitsugaya. HIATUS
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,981 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - T. Hitsugaya
Weapons of Old and New by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The last few months of Naruto's three year training trip have unforeseen consequences, as the skills he gains from a mysterious sensei make him both powerful... And vulnerable. Not quite a parody of Super!Naruto stories, but in that general direction...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,969 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Frozen Sky by Jedi Boadicea reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro is called a genius, the youngest Captain in Soul Society. What path did he walk to claim that title? See author page for spoiler warnings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,470 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Trouble Times Five by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
The Gundam Pilots are on assignment to protect five sisters from an unseen enemy. They're thinking kindergarten and preschool. What they get is five, hormonal, teenaged quints, who want them there as much as pimple on prom night. Rating may go up
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 127,674 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Mama Himura! by Hitokiri Shinta reviews
What would happen if Kenshin's mother hadn't died of cholera? What would she do if she found out that her son is the dreaded Battousai or when she meets the man who trained him?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,617 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Hiko - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Rubber Sword by Milareppa reviews
AU challenge fic Daniel has a secret life he's worked hard at keeping from the SGC. What will happen when he's forced to reveal it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/22/2004 - D. Jackson - Complete
Ankoku Wa Osore Nai Don't Fear the Darkness by Ellen Brand reviews
Joey's a vampire, Kaiba's a sorceror, and... did she steal that monster from Lovecraft? Surprisingly, this is NOT AU. :
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,958 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete