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Joined 03-13-06, id: 1007345, Profile Updated: 12-26-15
Author has written 5 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Naruto.

I'm not much for huge profiles so, I'll keep it simple. :)

Age: 42

Gender: Female

About Me: I'm a 41 year old divorced mother of 14 year old twins. I am a medical professional. That's about it for me.. I'm not the most interesting of people.

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Mono No Aware by lady-ymmik reviews
(The Pathos of Things) "We aren't enemies here. Before God, we are equal." Itachi gazed at her for many moments before speaking again. "So we are." -oneshot/lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Saving Grace by Minnionette reviews
Trapped in a quagmire of suspicion after a mission's disastrous results, Sakura misplaces her sanity. What else can a mere pawn in a game of theft, sabotage, and scientific experiments do? Here, the dead speak. KakashiXSakura & minor KibaXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,142 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Left Turn at Albuquerque by Minnionette reviews
Naruto crossover. There’s a reason why Itachi should never be allowed to read maps. Dr. Nii hires the Akatsuki to fetch a scroll. Hidan receives a divine mission from Jashin, although it's just Kanzeon Bosatsu meddling again. Tobi finds a friend in Goku.
Crossover - Saiyuki & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/18/2007 - G. Sanzo, Hidan
Crash by Mandy138 reviews
Two clans will combine. One will be rebuilt and a new will be forged. Time will push and pull and sunder lives and ideals, and they will be stronger for it. Pain was always the best teacher. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,772 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Path of thorns by ykmy reviews
COMPLETE. A mysterious client wanted Sakura for her superb medic skills and made the perfect plan to lure the medic. Well, not enough to outwit the copy-nin assigned to protect her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,194 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lucid by Rashka the Demon reviews
Sakura: "I don't feel like a kid when I'm around you. When did that happen?" Kakashi bit his tongue. He bit it very, very hard. KakaSaku Post-Manga AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,720 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Giftwrapped by J-Pop Princess reviews
It's Christmas in Konoha when Kakashi discovers his girlfriend's secret fantasy. Is Sakura in over her head when she tries to take on two men at the same time? KakaSakuYama lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,192 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pitterpatter by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. How they ended up with four children. It was all Itachi's fault.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A friend in need by Minnionette reviews
Sakura and Kiba have a private moment. Nod nod wink wink.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Bonded by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sai, Sakura and Naruto have been having trouble with team work lately and Sai takes it upon himself to fix it, starting with Sakura. Unfortunately, his questionable methods are only made worse by seeking help from Kakashi and Icha Icha. SaiSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Affair to Forget by Krickitat reviews
When Caught in an avalanche and separated from team 7, sakura is found by the last person anyone wants to meet alone in the snow. Now she is caught in a complex scheme where the lines between fantasy and reality no longer clear.ItaSakuSas
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,731 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Tango no Sekku by Minnionette reviews
May 5th. Boys’ Day. A holiday in which families celebrate the happiness and health of their sons. And Naruto, who is a son without parents, makes his own celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 266 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Truths and a Dare by Maddithong reviews
[KakaSaku] A student and a teacher play a harmless game of Truth and Dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Playing Pretend by Youkai no Yume reviews
There were very simple rules to their game. As long as they followed them, they could both keep pretending and nobody would get hurt. But when Jin finds himself breaking all of the rules, he realizes he has much more to lose than a game. Jin x Fuu oneshot
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jin, Fuu - Complete
As I Dream by undecidedlycertain reviews
The mighty Sharingan Kakashi returns from a challenging mission to find an even greater challenge awaiting him. KakashiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,719 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3995 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by backlash symphony reviews
It started out as a deal he made with her, a deal he knew she'd never say no to when Sasuke's life belonged to him. It was the perfect secret. No one knew. Not even Sasuke. Sakura never would've thought it'd end up like this. OrochiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,395 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
Three Blossoms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Two and a half years is a long time. Time enough for a blossom tree to bloom three times. Time enough for a child to become a girl, but not enough to become an adult. Time for a heart to crack in loneliness, but not enough time for it to heal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
His Fault by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] Genma's influence forced Kakashi to see a 21yr old Sakura in a different light. Problem is he didn't want to. Watch as he tries everything he can not to succumb to his problem. What will Sakura do when she finds out? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rain by Rashaka reviews
Oneshot written for Irrel's fanart on LJ. Zuko and Katara. Everything comes apart in the rain.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Rain by InkHeart17 reviews
A Blutara ficlet set in the pouring spring rain.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Love for My Mysterious Ninja by Ymir-chan reviews
Kakashi didn't know whether to live or die, but a shadowed little girl with innocent words might be able to give him reason. Twoshot 13 years later, can he accept her?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,649 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Unbidden by Mandy138 reviews
“Now, where does it hurt?” “In places you can’t heal.”[Kakashi, Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dangerous Ground by wilderness-writer reviews
Ready for a Zutara fic filled with action, romance, and a new plot? Then come, tread on Dangerous Ground and see what happens when water and fire collide. Can the two exist peacefully, or will they both be destroyed? The fate of the world may hang on it..
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,329 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Hunter and The Prey by RedNovember reviews
[ZK] The Prince of the Fire Nation will do anything to find the legendary Avatar, but what if the bait he captures to lure the Avatar decides to fight back and gains his attention in more ways than one? My take on an overused plotline. [COMPLETED]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,835 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
Fated by leafygirl reviews
Sakura runs from her past as Kakashi wants to run from life. Naruto and Genma witness the painful trials their friends must go through. Kakasaku Sasusaku - Please be aware there are multiple serious main character deaths. You will probably cry. This story has angst/tragedy/romance and maybe not in that order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,471 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
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40 Weeks reviews
KakaSaku Random testing is being done throughout Konoha. What is its purpose and what does this mean for the future of this hidden village? How far can a Hokage go to ensure a future population? And are the natives willing comply?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Never Alone reviews
Coming home to an empty house is depressing. Realizing you were never alone from an unlikely source is mind blowing. Always look underneath the underneath.. or just let things happen the way they were meant to be. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,598 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Totally Screwed reviews
A Jiraiyacentric short story. Having too much time on his hands leaves Jiraiya open for a whole lot of nothing. Nothing good, that is... JiraiyaX Drinking PWP?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Jiraiya - Complete
To Be A Man reviews
A brief conversation between a father and son on how to be happily married. More of a writing exercise to try out different points of view. Not to be taken as a serious story or collection of stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Shikamaru N., Shikaku N. - Complete
In The Beginning? reviews
This is a short Zutara story that goes well beyond the point of falling in love.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete