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Poll: I have some Christmiz carols finished, including, by popular demand, a parody of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer," and some in the works that are almost finished. Should I post them now, or wait until closer to Christmas time? Vote Now!
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Joined 03-13-06, id: 1007644, Profile Updated: 12-13-10
Author has written 56 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Circle of Magic, Enchanted Forest, Laurie R. King, Phantom of the Opera, and Les Miserables.

Link to the YouTube version of "The Christmiz Song":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E12iKMBfnbo

Have fun! (By the way, you're welcome to friend me on YouTube, although I'm not on particularly often...just let me know that you're from ff.net in your friend request-message-thing. :D )

September 5, 2010: Okay, whoa, it's been a LONG time since I updated this profile...I don't have a lot of time just now, but there are a couple of things I've added up here so you can see them...um...anywho...basically, I'm back from a rather long hiatus, and I bring a few new fics. I AM still planning on finishing at least some of my Artemis Fowl fics, but I'm not sure when...so stay tuned, if you're still with me, and if not...well, I can't exactly blame you, since I'm the one who went off for several years without letting anyone know...Sorry 'bout that.


Proud member (and founder) of the GCHF

The Give a Character a Hug Foundation

Join the Foundation! Hug a character!

If you want to join, PM me or join at ! Anyone who joins gets cameos until further notice!

Members so far:

hollybridgetpeppermint/Madame-le-Fantome

Eponine Javert/EntirelyInsane

Starlene

scribblesigEe

Spirit-Lily


Join The Cause. We have croissants.

...and if you don't join, we have guillotines.

The Miserablian Pledge:

At the end of the day, I dreamed a dream that whenever I was on my own in my life, I would hear the people sing with a heart full of love under the stars.


Hey, everyone!

First of all: Yes, I have a long penname. Originally I chose it because I have four aliases: Holly (guess where that came from), Bridget (Bridget is my "character", sort of an alternate identity kind of thing, hard to explain), peppermintgirl (from the time I ate twenty-something altoids at once yum yum!) and artemisfowlobsessed (see my web site )... However, this was some years ago, my interests have changed, and, while I would rather have something shorter/more relevant now, everyone knows me as hollybridgetpeppermint, so...*shrug*

By the way, if you want something cool go to www.michaellondra.com and listen to a sample of the song called Artemis! Michael Londra is a singer and friend of Eoin Colfer and he's really good! Also if you like the song and want to hear the rest, it is on my site.


ATTENTION EVERYONE:

I am officially starting an I Hate Minerva club (EDIT 9/17/2010: AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHERE TO HAVE OUR HEADQUARTERS, ETC.). If you are at all interested in helping, joining, or otherwise, or are even just curious, PM me and I'll be glad to answer your questions. I will also be happy to let you know when the club's actually up so that you can join if you want to. Again, PM me and let me know so I can put you on my list. I'll likely PM everyone who has me on author alert, and probably most of the people who have my A/H stories on alert as well, so if you fit in that category, PM me if you DON'T want me to let you know. And please spread the word! Thanks, guys!


If someone has autism, this can mean:

Their brain works differently than others'. They don't understand facial expressions and emotions, and have a hard time showingtheir own emotions. Other people’s emotions confuse and upset them.

They have some trouble understanding language and instruction...sometimes we have to talk to them like they are younger than they are. They often seem not to be listening to us when we talk to them.

Everything stresses them out (trying to look at people’s eyes, changes in routine and schedule, doing unfamiliar activities) and so they try to stop the stress by trying to be in control of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE around them. Sometimes they might seem rude or bad, but they are really just struggling to understand things around them.

Eventheir own family can have trouble helping them sometimes, but you can help by:

--talking to them using a calm voice

--not making fun of them or teasing them

--realizing that people do their best to help him be calm and do well

--making sure you have their attention before you tell them something

Some of the symptoms or effects of autism can be:

--normal teaching methods don't work

--inappropriate laughing and giggling

--crying or tantrum

--acts as if s/he is deaf

--no fear of real dangers

--is upset by changes in routine or other things

--spins objects or own body

--extreme distress for no known reason

--sustained odd play

--has trouble playing with peers

--not cuddly; might resist touch

--little or no eye contact

--seems standoffish

--inappropriate attachment to objects

--may have trouble understanding language

--sometimes seems overactive, sometimes overly quiet

Copy this into your profile if you know someone with autism, or if you just want to spread the awareness.


...And the award for weirdest STRAIGHT pairing in Artemis Fowl (this doesn't include pairings thought of by me, i.e. Butler/Frond) goes to...

Holly/Mulch (story: Toilet Paper: Can't Live Without It by Semine Midnight. link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2583536/1/)


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile(Artemis Fowl)(Readers: No, really?)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friendthan copy this to your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl), hollybridgetpeppermint (ARTYARTYARTY!!!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And Erik (the Phantom). And Enjolras. And Javert. And...)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your HEAD (I CHANGED THAT FROM A BAD WORD...) off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (OH YEAH!!! ALL THE TIME!!!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaay I am HYPEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (Erik. Readers: No, really?)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Favorite quotes:

"Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring when tomorrow comes!
Ah...
Tomorrow comes!"

--"Les Miserables"

"To love another person is to see the face of God." --"Les Miserables"

"Who am I? 2-4-6-0-1!" --"Les Miserables"

"You are not alone!" --"The Phantom of the Opera"

"Yet, in his eyes, all the sadness of the world;
Those pleading eyes, that both threaten and adore..." --"The Phantom of the Opera"

"BANZAI!" --either me or my brother, don't remember which, during a conversation where I had a mental picture of Artemis jumping in to help in a fight and yelling "BANZAI!" (don't ask)

"Normal people are boring." --me

Butler: It's the end of the world! To the bomb shed!
Juliet: (shakes head) Emotional issues...
--A fanfic Jessica and I made up

"You know, right now I have the funny feeling that I'm normal." --A friend, when my other friend and I were discussing the ASL (Artemis Sign Language) that we made up

"Yay! I won! I feel like a three-year-old who just got a cookie!" --A different friend

"...because life is horrible and suicidal. And life being suicidal is really an oxymoron anyway. Just felt like saying that." --Same friend as above

"I'm sorry to say that you're completely human." --My version of an insult

"That's because he's half troll!" --Me, when some people in Drama were discussing how tall somebody was

"You have to be edjumacated." --someone in my English class

"...those little Ethiopian boys from...um...wherever they're from..." --one of my friends, I forgot the context

"Back to what we call normal...if there is such a thing as normal." --Jessica, another friend...we get off topic a lot cause we're crazy and that's like our motto, we say it almost whenever we're going back to what we were saying before.

Me: (following aimlessly) Where are we going?
Diane (my friend): We're going to get your teeth so we can brush them.

--this was when we were on choir tour...she meant, "Let's go get your toothbrush so we can brush your teeth."

"We could just take our blouses off." --Diane. Again, we were on tour. Our uniforms for choir are a nightmare...blazer, white blouse, plaid skirt, red tie-thingy, pantyhose, and of course black shoes. And a matching scrunchie. Anywho, we were going out for ice cream after a concert and discussing how to look more normal so we wouldn't have to go out in public looking like people from a Catholic school (no offense to people who ARE from a Catholic school, but that's not how we want to look when we're not...ya know?) We were all sort of talking over her, so she said, "We can take our blazers off" a couple times but none of us answered her, and then she tried to say it again and came out with this. Of course, by then, we were ALL listening. ; )

(Talking about class plans for church activities)
Friend: I know! We can have some boys come and teach us how to do that thing where you stand on a board and go down a hill!
Other friend: Snowboarding?
Friend: No.
Me: Skateboarding?
Friend: Yeah, that.

My brother has this racecar set called "Revenge of the Mummy," which has an interactive mummy. When the car goes past it, its eyes light up and it talks. Often it will say something like, "Revenge!" or "I'll get you!" or "Who dares wake the mummy?" So one time my mum was taking a nap and she woke up. The mummy thing was lying in the floor and as she came downstairs she tripped over it and it said, "Who dares wake the mummy?"

I'm not suffering from insanity--I'm enjoying every minute of it.
--Someone's shirt

My cousins, uncle, aunt, and I were watching Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. None of my cousins had seen it before, so my uncle was trying to explain it...
Uncle: So Eragon...
Me: Aragorn.
Uncle: Whatever. Anyway, he's...
Later in the explanation...
Uncle: ...and that old guy, what's-his-name, Gandor or whatever...
Me: It's Gandalf! Gandalf!
Uncle: Gandalf then.
Pretty much the entire conversation went on like this. What I find amusing is that he knew the plot better than I did but either wasn't able or simply refused to keep the names straight!

Friend: I heard they were going to stop making pennies.
Me: Oh no! They can't do that!
Friend: Why?
Me: Because then no one will be lucky anymore!

Me: On the 13th of December, Saddam Hussein was found in a hole in a house. With him, he had 750'000 Us-Dollars and a beard...laughter
Later he and his lawyer denied this. A former Us-Solder said this too. more laughter
--I read this on 'Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life' thread on the AFC forums (by the way, for people who post(ed) there, had me laughing hysterically)

Mr Elder: Here is chloraphome it is highly dangerous to inhale to much taps a cupboard filled with the stuff

Jo jo: What does it smell like?

Mr Elder: ... I don't actctually know... wait a minute.

Me after he has fainted: Call an ambulance
--again, 'Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life'

Friend: ...and I was using my stupid big comforter... (Complaining about being too hot the night before)
Me: Did you say your stupid big hamper?
Friend: No.
Me: ...or was it hamster?... (Hey, everyone's hard of hearing sometimes, right? Besides, the hamster thing was on purpose)

"(touch) AAAAAA! (lies smoking on the ground)" --Don't ask. It's from a fanfic that I planned out with a friend, but we never wrote it, and probably never will...maybe we will...hmm...dunno...

"Once around the earth, then straight back home. You hear me? I've got things planned tonight." --Curious George (okay, I saw it with my brothers. Once...twice. The little monkey is SO DANG CUTE!)

"IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" --a favorite joke (see below)

"WHERE'S THE HAMMER!" --another favorite joke (ditto)

"I bet you ten dollar something have happened to Ollie." --one more favorite joke (do I have to say it again?)

"Not to be used for the other use." --on a Japanese food processor (I think? Something like that, anyway)

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." --I don't know, this is one of my friend's favorite quotes, and she told me about it, but I don't remember who said it

"Any man who didn't fall in love with you at first sight is either blind or Enjolras." --Bossuet; “Alas, Poor Eponine!” by AMarguerite

"My feet are spectacularly incompetent?" Javert asked blankly. --“Alas, Poor Eponine!” by AMarguerite

"It's very hard to determine what one's facial features is when one is a talking candlestick." --La Belle et le Bete (a Les Misérables fanfic) by AMarguerite

"Snape wondered if the flying pigs that must surely have invaded Hogwarts were interfering with Quidditch practice." --“Harry’s New Home" by kbinnz

"Well, let's see. 'Fairy' is a general term, actually. There are many different fairies. I'm a fairy, elves are fairies, goblins are fairies, though they don't really count; they're more like stupid rocks with attitudes than fairies." --Defea (Artemis Fowl and the Hostage Situations, which is an AWESOME fic and go read it NOW!)

Just then she heard footsteps outside. She pulled away and looked outside.

“Someone’s coming,” she said, “quick, pretend we’re arguing.”

Lark peeked in. Rosethorn could make out the voices of Briar and the girls behind her.

Rosethorn gave a meaningful glance at Crane. He looked around wildly for a second then said, “Well, you’re stupid.”

“Your face is stupid!” Rosethorn retorted.

“Your butt is stupid!” Crane retaliated.

“My butt? My butt? My butt is stupid?” Rosethorn asked incredulously, “I have never been so insulted in my life! And you know what? Your hair, your hair is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen in my life!”

“My hair? Your hair is stupid, ugly, beautiful, horrible, silky, awful, gross, wonderful, slimy, and most of all stupid!” Crane obviously wasn’t aware of the other three words that happened to slip in; Lark luckily wasn’t either. Rosethorn, on the other hand, had and was grinning.

a passage from "All Because of a Flower" which is a
really great fic and everyone should read it!

For the rest of the night and well into the morning, that is until Briar stumbled into the room, they talked.

His eyes were closed and he stumbled over to the cupboard and got a cup and filled it with water, then he glanced at Rosethorn, opening his eyes a crack, and proceeded out of this room with his cup of water.

There was a thud and then a splash. Briar ran back into the room.

He pointed wildly at Crane, “Rosethorn, there’s a dead body sitting next to you!”

Crane tried very hard to keep and straight face and succeeded.

“Nonsense, he’s not dead, what makes you think that?” Rosethorn told the boy.

“Lark! Rosethorn’s gone nuts! Crane’s dead body is sitting next to her and she is talking to it!” He shouted through out the house.

“I’m not dead,” Crane said.

“Ah! It can talk! What did you do to it Rosethorn?” Briar was going hysterical.

The girls and Lark entered the room.

“Hello Crane,” Lark said, “Crane!”

“I told you!” Briar said shaking Lark’s shoulders.

“There must be a sensible answer to this,” Sandry said in a not quite believing herself voice.

“I have the weirdest dreams,” Tris announced rubbing her eyes.

“You can say that again,” Daja agreed with Tris.

--Another passage from "All Because of a Flower" which in case you missed
what I said before is a REALLY great fic and you should all go read it
right now!


Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!


"Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." --Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation (There was a Dilbert Quotes contest in a magazine and this was one of the top ten. It was a real quote by a real person.)

"Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with."
--Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl, page 74)

"Spit out the prisoner."
--LEP (Lower Elements Police) Officer (Artemis Fowl, page 167)

"That's right, Mud Boy. Playtime's over. Time for the professionals to take over. If you're a good boy I'll buy you a lollipop when I come back."
--Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl, pages 215 and 216

“I don’t like lollipops.” --Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, page 216) (Obviously, the last two quotes go together)

"Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron." --Artemis Fowl, page 64

“I don’t want anyone else getting hurt today, not even Artemis Fowl.”
“Understood.”
“Well,” added the commander. “Not unless it’s absolutely necessary.”
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, page 39

“So, all this time, you knew Mulch Diggums was alive?”
Holly nudged the starboard thruster to avoid a missile of half-melted rock.
“Not for sure. Foaly just had this theory.”
The commander wrung an imaginary neck. “Foaly! Why am I not surprised?”
Artemis smirked from his seat in the passenger area. “Now, you two, we need to work together as a team.”
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, page 181

“Butler,” rasped Artemis, with the absolute last ounce of his strength. “Could someone spray me down? And then could we please go to Murmansk?”
Butler was mystified. “Spray? What spray?”
Holly unhooked the antirad foam canister, flipping the safety catch.
“Allow me,” she grinned. “It would be my pleasure.”
She directed a jet of foul-smelling foam at Artemis. In seconds he resembled a half-melted snowman. Holly laughed. Who said there were no perks in law enforcement?
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, page 255

Artemis sat up. “Alchemy? You have alchemy vats?”
“Stop drooling, Mud Boy. They’re experimental. The ancient warlocks used to be able to turn lead into gold, according to the Book, but the secret was lost. Even Opal Koboi hasn’t managed it yet.”
“Oh,” said Artemis, disappointed.
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, pages 176 and 177

Artemis peered at the shape in the hole.
“I think she’s awake…”
He was cut short by Captain Short’s sudden return to consciousness. She bolted upright, icicles coating her eyelashes and auburn hair. Her chest ballooned as she swallowed huge gulps of air.
Artemis grabbed her shoulders, for once abandoning his shell of icy composure. “Holly. Holly, speak to me. Your finger. Is it okay?”
Holly wiggled her fingers, then curled them into a fist.
“I think so,” she said, and whacked Artemis right between the eyes. The surprised boy landed in a snowdrift for the third time that day.
Holly winked at an amazed Butler.
“Now we’re even,” she said.
Commander Root didn’t have many treasured memories. But in future days, when things were at their grimmest, he would conjure up this moment and have a quiet chuckle.
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, pages 154 and 155

He glanced up sharply when Holly entered through the pneumatic double doors.
“Anybody see you come in here?”
Holly thought about it.
“The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.”
Foaly frowned. “The EIB?”
“Everyone in the building.” Holly smirked.
--Artemis Fowl, page 42

“Well, I suppose we’ll have to take our chances on foot. Butler, you’re the expert here, you take point. Captain Short, bring up the rear. Feel free to boot any human backside if it lags behind.”
Holly winked at Artemis. “No need to tell me twice, sir.”
“I’ll bet there isn’t,” grunted Root, with only the barest hint of a smile playing about his lips.
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, page 119

“Clear,” she said into her microphone. “I’m going in. Foaly, have you got your ears on?”
“I’m right there with you, darlin’,” replied the centaur. “Unless you step on a land mine, in which case I’m way back in the Operations Room.”
--Artemis Fowl, page 265

Foaly was waiting at the pod. Serious though the situation was, he couldn’t resist an amused whinny at the sight of Root’s belly wobbling ever so slightly in his clinging jumpsuit.
“Are you sure about this, commander? Generally we allow only one passenger per pod.”
“What do you mean?” snarled Root. “There is only one…”
Then he caught Foaly’s meaningful glance at his stomach.
“Oh. Ha ha. Very amusing. Keep it up, Foaly. I have my limit, you know.”
--Artemis Fowl, page 87

"Shall I walk, or will you beam me up?"
--Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code)

"Nobody calls me an overdeveloped, signal-bell crow magnet!"
--Pex (Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code)

"Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn't there some law that says we get at least twenty-four?"
--Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception)

'"It's Maria," said Artemis, then caught himself. "I mean, let us go. Maybe we'll have better luck at the next site."' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

"I am either going to barf, or fall asleep, or both." --Mulch Diggums (Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony)

'Artemis must have had a secondary plan, that boy always did. Artemis wouldn't go to the bathroom without a backup.' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'"I am older and have more control over my empathy," said Qwan. "That's why I didn't throw up." And having said that, he threw up.' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'Who would want to rescue a golf bag? wondered No. 1' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'"He's crazy!" he gibbered, tumbling from the hatch of a titanium pod, which had been landed expertly on a flat patch not much bigger than a postage stamp. "The pixie is crazy! Give me your gun, Holly. I'm going to shoot him." --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'"What's that even supposed to mean?" muttered No. 1 as he passed the sign. "A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight. Bring your own wolf." --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'Butler glanced across at him from his perch on the knoll.
"How did that go?" he asked. "Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?"
"Fabulous," said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. "We're planning a June wedding."' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'Holly lowered her gun, resting a hand on her thigh.
"That must be it. Surely our troubles are over?"
Artemis felt the earth tilt a fraction below them. He dropped to one knee, laying the flat of his hands on the ground.
"I hate to say this, Holly, but I think we're sinking."' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'Foaly rolled his eyes. "Excuse me while I get a tissue. Honestly, I thought you demons were warlike and stoic. This little guy sounds like one of those cheap romance novels."
"The little guy who could fry your brain," Qwan reminded him.
"One of those cheap romance novels that I happen to adore," said Foaly, backing away slowly.' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

"Enough!" Rosethorn's voice was a sandpaper-rough growl. "The next one who--who peers at me is going to die in a dreadful way! Either come in, or stay out!"
Daja blinked, then murmured, "Stay out!" and retreated.
Briar sighed. "Ah, the sweet birds of spring," he said blissfully. "I hear their glorious song." --Circle of Magic: Briar's Book

"Hey...my eyes aren't glistening with the ghost of my past!" --Harry Potter ("Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" movie)

"You tell those spiders, Ron!" --Harry Potter ("Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" movie)

"There she was, walking past...you know, I like it when they walk..." --Ron Weasley ("Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie)

Favorite jokes:

The Cow Joke:

Pretend you are a little boy on a stage and say:

The (pronounce it "thee") Cow.

The cow has four horns...(lean over and put your hand to your ear as though listening to someone off stage. After a moment, nod and look scared, but come back to your original position. Then say:)

The Cow.

The cow has two horns, three legs...(do the same thing as before, then say:)

The Cow

The cow has two horns, four legs, two tails...(once more lean over, etc., then say:)

The Cow

The cow has two horns, four legs, one tail, three noses...(look VERY scared and run off the stage, whine-yelling, "Mommy!")

Note: This is all approximate, you can adjust the numbers if you like, as long as they're wrong the first time and then right the other times...also, I may be missing something, because I haven't heard one told in a long time...)

Note 2: This remind you of anyone? (coughchokecoughGRUBchokechokecough)

The "Where's the Hammer?" Joke

This one is a true story.

My friend's mom (let's call her Anna, even though that's not her name) was trying to sleep. There were two construction workers on the houses to either side of her own, which made it difficult.

Just as she was dropping off to sleep, one of the workers bellowed, "WHERE'S THE HAMMER?"

"WHAT?" the other hollered back.

"WHERE'S THE HAMMER?"

"WHAT?"

They continued like this for some time, but finally stopped, apparently giving up. Anna sighed in relief and tried to go to sleep again. Just as she was dropping off once more, however...

"WHERE'S THE HAMMER?"

"WHAT?"

"WHERE'S THE HAMMER?"

"WHAT?"

They kept doing this over and over. Finally, exasperated, Anna stuck her head out the window and yelled "WHERE'S THE HAMMER!"

Both workers just stared at her.

The Ollie Joke

Act like you're very uneducated, so much you can barely talk. With complete seriousness (this will take some practice), say the following (it's spelled the best I can; it's like a different language!):

I have a sweet art. He name ah Ollie. Ollie comed to visit me one day. He comed across the rail road (yes, say it in two words) tracks. He comed in a orse and buggy. The train go toot toot. Ollie no hear the train. The train go bang bang. Ollie still no hear the train. The train go BANG BANG!

(point to random places in the room as you say the next part)

There Ollie arm. There Ollie other arm. There Ollie leg. There Ollie other leg.

(stop pointing. Make sure to keep a straight face as you say, completely serious:)

I bet you ten dollar (no, I did NOT leave off an 's') something have happened to Ollie.

Now, translated and without motions, it runs like this:

I have a sweetheart. His name is Ollie. Ollie came to visit me one day. He came across the railroad tracks. He came in a horse and buggy. The train whistled. Ollie didn't hear the train. The train went, "Bang, bang!" Ollie still didn't hear the train. The train went, "BANG! BANG!" There's Ollie's arm. There's Ollie's other arm. There's Ollie's leg. There's Ollie's other leg. I'll bet you ten dollars something has happened to Ollie.

Now do you get it? Ha ha...

And, last but not least...

The Plumber Joke:

Once there was a man who owned a parrot. He trained the parrot to say, "Who is it?" whenever someone knocked on the door. One day the man went out somewhere. Pretty soon there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" said the parrot.

"It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink," came the reply.

There was silence as the plumber waited for the door to open. Eventually he knocked again.

Not knowing anything else to say, the parrot asked again, "Who is it?"

The plumber said, a little louder, "It's the plumber! I'vecome to fix the sink!"

Silence again. Once more the plumber knocked.

"Who is it?"

"It's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!"

Still no answer. The plumber knocked again.

"Who is it?"

"IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!"

After a minute, the plumber knocked one last time.

"Who is it?" asked the parrot, at which point the plumber got so exasperated he fainted.

Later, the owner of the house came back. He looked at the stranger lying on his doorstep, shrugged, and stepped over him into the house.

"Who is it?" he asked the parrot, to which the bird replied, "It's the plumber. He's come to fix the sink."

Coming Soon (or not...):

Of Chaos, Escape Plans, and Telepathic Communication

Summary for you people: Artemis, Holly, Violet, Klaus, Sunny (Series of Unfortunate Events), Harry, Ron, Hermione (Harry Potter...duh!), Nita, Kit (Young Wizards), and Bridget (my character, remember?) get letters and come to an academy together. Chaos, telepathic communication, and escape plans ensue.

Summary I'm probably going to really use: Artemis, Holly, Violet, Klaus, Sunny (Series of Unfortunate Events), Harry, Ron, Hermione (Harry Potter...duh!), Nita, Kit (Young Wizards), and Bridget (my character, remember?) get letters and come to an academy together. But when they discover a terrible secret, they must work together to escape, before it's too late...

Pairings in this story will be:
Artemis x Holly (duh!) and maybe Ron x Hermione, but probably just A x H...
Bolded statement above has changed. Instead, pairings will be: A x H, R x H, probably S x B, and maybe some N x K.

Ok new thing: I may be adding Circle of Magic characters to this story! Anywho so just be aware and those of you who read my sneak peek in ch. 5 of Now or Never it may have changed if I decide to add them, probably though I'll just add in later chapters...dunno...anywho yup!

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The Spirits' Secrets by Moni Hasnone reviews
Sequel to 'Before the Dawn! When Merlin sacrificed himself to heal the tear and banish the Dorocha back to the Spirit World, he had left Camelot vulnerable. Now, the race is on, with Merlin attempting to return, Arthur struggling to protect Camelot, and Morgana relentlessly striking the weakened Kingdom. No Slash. On hiatus currently. Sorry :(
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,006 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Merlin, Arthur
Supernatural Imagines by C.J Lewis reviews
Short imagines for the Supernatural family. Don't be afraid to send me requests in the reviews or by message.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, OC
Road Trip by Whackadoo reviews
Five ladies set out on the fan road trip of a lifetime, visiting places from their favorite book series: Supernatural. Driving in a replica car from the stories, the girls are headed for the adventure of a lifetime and a few huge surprises along the way. Come along with them as they visit The Mystery Spot, Lawrence, The Asylum and many more spots ending at Singer's Salvage.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,171 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 10/7/2014 - OC, Dean W., Sam W., Bobby S. - Complete
Pun by Fezzes at 221b reviews
AU where Sherlock has a habit of making dreadful puns during inappropriate moments.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sparkle of Magic by Mischel reviews
Merlin Anniversary fanfiction. It's been exactly 6 years today! - A story about Arthur's return :) bromance, oneshot. Happy Merlin day!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Merlin gets a Head cold by HannahDelaware123321 reviews
Merlin wakes up feeling terrible, and finds out that his magic is haywire and every time he sneezes, strange things happen...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Weeping Willow by Moni Hasnone reviews
A man came into Agravaine's vision, a man cloaked in royal red, with a large crown resting on his graying hair. A man whose cold hard eyes displayed a hint of lunacy and unjustified revenge. The very same eyes that Agravaine will later inherit. Companion fic to 'Spirits' Secrets' Chapter 6 but is also stand alone fic. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Uther, Agravaine - Complete
We Meet Again by hpets reviews
Of all the time he'd spent just sitting by that lake, why now when he was half way across the country did the prat have to climb out.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Harmony by sarajm reviews
Merlin gets a chance to show that he has a talent for something other than magic.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,429 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Tears that set us free by QueenYoda reviews
"His bottom lip trembled. Wetness stung his eyes, but Arthur sucked the tears away. He wouldn't cry, he would not. He did not deserve the release. He never wanted to be eased from this pain, because then he might forget. He might forget his Merlin. Arthur Pendragon, Sovereign of Camelot, Once and Future King, never, ever wanted to forget his Merlin." AU season five.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Father's Legacy by Elaine Weasley reviews
In which Arthur is more observant, Merlin gets the comfort he deserves, and he finally trusts Arthur with a secret. AU of Balinor's death. Oneshot for now, may become more later.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Harmony by Sarajm -- Missing Scene by Amandamoo reviews
This is a "missing scene" from the story Harmony by sarajm. Brief Summary inside to those who haven't read it. Mathilda decides it's her turn to see the young mage's musical talents and borrows the serving boy for the day.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Merlin
A Spoonful of Stories by Alligates reviews
... and a Spoonful of Lies. While visiting Ealdor with Merlin, Arthur is curious to know more about Merlin's past, and more about his manservant's old friend Will. How did they become friends, exactly? And when did Merlin learn about Will's magic? Fluff, reminiscing, and storytelling.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, William - Complete
Poison by ALittleBitofEverything101 reviews
Season 1 Episode 11. What if Merlin manages to stop Arthur from drinking the poison and takes it himself? It turns out to be real poison, not a sleeping draft. What will Arthur do? Will he let Merlin die, or will he spare him? One-shot. Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Storm by ALittleBitofEverything101 reviews
Season 1 Episode 10. This takes place at Will's burial. When Arthur tells Merlin he knows how dangerous magic is, Merlin snaps. Shock ensues. One-shot. Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Brighter Grey by fleurofthecourt reviews
Fill for kink-meme prompt: I just think Monroe is a great hugger. One day Nick just has enough of everything/just has a hard day/whatever, and he goes to Monroe's and HUGS HIM. Just hugging! I don't mind if you want to put them in a relationship, but no leading to anything sexy please. [Pre-Slash Nick/Monroe].
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
London's Wonders by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
For my The Voice in the Dream series, a collection of one-shots relating Arthur, Merlin, and the others uniting their memories of Old Albion with their new, London lives. Story #3: Hello. Summary: A short phone conversation between Arthur and Merlin, just for fun. And an author's note.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
I Could Be So Good At Loving You by UnicornStarFighter reviews
(title from If You Told Me To by Hunter Hayes) One-shot. Daine's sick with unicorn fever, and Numair and Onua have a little chat.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
The Angel and The Warlock by cutest-angel-in-the-garrison reviews
Castiel and Merlin meet in the 21st century and become friends.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Castiel, Merlin - Complete
Picnics and Hide and Seek by Aranel-o-Aduial reviews
Arthur, Merlin, Morgana, and Gwen have a picnic. Much fluff ensues. Arwen and Mergana. T for references.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Of Magic by Aranel-o-Aduial reviews
When Arthur develops magic, he is told that Emrys can help train him. But when Morgana threatens to attack Camelot, can he keep his new powers secret?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Insolent Servant by Alligates reviews
"Merlin took a breath like he would talk… and say what? He didn't know why he felt like this. He wasn't too bothered by it, but Arthur seemed to have been harbouring these feelings for quite some time. Wasn't he happy to have an efficient, respectful servant? That's what he'd said to Lord Althalos the other day…." Oneshot. Warning: fluff and a revolting OC.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Truth or Dare and the Following Consequences by Aranel-o-Aduial reviews
Merlin takes the forfeit when playing Truth or Dare, and Arthur wonders what dark secret his manservant is hiding. His investigations make him look into subjects that couldn't possibly relate to his manservant- could they?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sincerity by Alligates reviews
"'I'm sorry,' he said again, with so much sincerity it brought tears to Arthur's eyes as the warlock burrowed his head into his neck." Merlin, in defeating an enemy, has revealed himself to all the nobles in the throne room—including Arthur. But will the King hold his friend's life below his father's laws? Oneshot, optional slash. Warning; fluff and hair stroking.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Thanksgiving Fight by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Javert gets in a fight at work and gets served (but not turkey). Because he's Javert, he tries to hide it. Also because he's Javert, his attempt to do so backfires miserably.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
The Other Pendragon Legends: The Fake Sorcerers 5 by noreallyidontcare reviews
A series of humorous/angsty/romantic long or short Merlin tales, each different! This chap: Part 5 - After the knights have failed to scare Merlin with their horrifyingly fake magician powers, they turn instead to a new scare target- Morgause. But this time, they're aided in their quest by a certain someone's magic... UPDATED AFTER A YEAR DON'T HURT ME PLEASE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,973 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Aftermath by Stealth Dragon reviews
Missing scene for Arthur's Bane part II, so spoilers. Lots of spoilers. Merlin is having a really, really bad day. Gen, friendship, and you can probably guess what this story is going to address ;)
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Always, Magelet by Knight-Em reviews
Daine leaves dinner early and Numair notices. How will he tell her that he always notices when she leaves?
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
The Voice in the Dream by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
Merlin, calling himself Colin James in this lifetime, has been lost, alone, and searching for purpose since the death of Arthur a thousand years ago. When Mordred and Morgana suddenly appear, reborn, his loneliness and despair draw him to the bargain they offer: the end of his immortality for Excalibur. Little does he know, Arthur Gregory is a young London heir with strange dreams.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 94,665 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Laree England reviews
During season 2 episode 2 when Gwen is telling Arthur off for the horrible way he treats people. She scolds him for the way that he treats Merlin, and fluff and confessions ensue. For Arthur and Merlin's friendship and bromance.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Double Double Toil and Trouble by hauntedlittledoll reviews
Castiel Singer is just trying to survive to graduation, but between the prophecied Winchesters, quidditch, a mentor of questionable morals, & an unconventional romance w/ Meg Masters . . . it's looking less likely by the day. With apologies to Shakespeare
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Castiel
Being Thrown into Walls and Other Woes by Stealth Dragon reviews
Tag for The Gates of Avalon. A day in the stocks after being thrown into a wall does not a happy back make, and that's just the start of Merlin's problems. Merlin whump. Friendship. Gen.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Because Someone Has To by Stealth Dragon reviews
Merlin is sick and Arthur checks on him... not because he's worried, of course. Gen. Friendship.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
There's More Room In A Broken Heart by Severus redeemed reviews
Harry is almost 9 when he is rescued & taken to Hogwarts by Severus Snape. Despite his intentions to have nothing more to do with the child, Snape finds himself unable to resist Lily's child, as they both discover that broken hearts can hold more love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,828 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
They Say It's Your Birthday by 96 Hubbles reviews
Stuff happens. Some funny and some terrible. I cordially invite you to read and find out. Warnings: some language and a spoiler for episode 4x03 in the first chapter.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,832 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Angel Enjy by Darkflame5 reviews
Complete and utter crack-fic. Turns out Enjolras really is an angel... and a statue... Crap.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Weeping Angels, Enjolras - Complete
Midwinter Gifts by kittykatloren reviews
She couldn't figure out for the life of her what she should get for Numair. How could anything adequately thank the man who was teaching her so much? Daine/Numair friendshippy oneshot.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
Fever Dreams by kittykatloren reviews
And then it hit him. He had read about it ages ago, just a passing mention in a book about diseases of old. Unicorn fever. It was typically fatal, Numair recalled. Typically fatal. 4-part Daine/Numair story.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
Daine Lost Her Temper by By My Pen reviews
How do the peace delegation and the king of Tortall react when they see the result of Daine losing her temper in Carthak? Tell me if you think the rating is wrong.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
Everyone Else Can See It by By My Pen reviews
Alanna and Gary discuss something they have noticed brewing between Numair and his student after the rat omen from the gods in Carthak.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Javert by rainbowseagull reviews
Javert decides to track down a mysterious bearded fellow who broke into his house and gave him a present.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Javert - Complete
Citizens of Heaven by Ravariel reviews
Three amis have a bit of philosophical conversation, prompted by the carol Adeste Fideles. An unfortunately context-less and drabbly Christmas fic.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - J. Prouvaire, Combeferre
Realizations by Gremlin25 reviews
Daine and Numair come to realize that their feelings for each other reach beyond simple friendship. But what will they do about it?
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
ReRewriting History by Emachinescat reviews
Merlin is saved from the Dorocha's icy touch by two men & an angel wielding salt and a flame-thrower. Sam, Dean, and Cass in a circle of salt all night with Merlin, Arthur, and knights. The Winchesters are re-rewriting history and enjoying it, too.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Javert's Retirement by Estates General reviews
When Javert is forced to retire, he receives a list from a certain J.V suggesting things he could do with his now ample spare time. (There's hope, but this one can be counted as Abandoned.)
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,690 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Valjean, Javert
The Dead Man in the Lab by Sameuspegasus reviews
There's a dead man in Booth's interrogation room, and he's having an argument with an angel of the Lord. AU Post Season 5 SPN.Gen, veering dangerously towards Dean/Cas.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,229 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Dean W., L. Sweets - Complete
Valkyrie by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
"Was this, then, his reward for all he'd done? To wander forever in a twilight realm with nothing but the ghastly reminders of the friends he had led to their deaths for company?" Enjolras goes to heaven. Slightly E/E. Happy Barricade Day, all!
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Revolutions, Great and Small 1 Rekindling the Fire by storytellers reviews
Series: How friends, enemies and big messes are created. Book 1: How do you keep talking about tomorrow when tomorrow was supposed to be today and today looks a little too much like yesterday?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,314 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Enjolras, Feuilly - Complete
Most Forcible Feeble by hauntedlittledoll reviews
Title taken from Shakespeare's "King Henry IV." Castiel's growing humanity leaves him open to even the most childish of illnesses.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Down Once More by Dark Lady of the Sonnets reviews
After a betrayal by Raoul, Erik takes Christine in. A friendship forms, but when the Girys get pulled back into their lives, will their growing feelings for each other survive the changes? E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,544 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Your Adventure, My Dear Reader by AnnMagda reviews
A modern girl is transported back in time to 19th century Paris and finds herself in the Opera house... Sounds old? Like it's been done before? Sure, but this time it happens to YOU! Will you meet Erik? And can you trust the Narrator? COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,682 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Erik - Complete
likeness of mine by Mira-Jade reviews
She thinks that she feels beautiful once more, reflected as she was in his eyes. It was a kindness no other reflection could grant her now. Fantine/Valjean
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Fantine, Valjean
A Very Disney POTO by Masked Rose reviews
A silly, sometimes sweet, romp through Leroux's POTO at the expense of Disney material. NEW CHAPTER: CHAPTER 5: The Masked Ball!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2002
Songbird by kittikat8531 reviews
After leaving the Phantom for Raoul, Christine has been kidnapped and the Vicomte has to ask Erik to help find her. She needs his help, and who is he to abandon her after being there for her for years? E/C, please R&R. Epilogue up. Complete!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Man of the Convention by Roses for Ophelia reviews
Jean Valjean wasn't the only one to have a life changing event in Digne.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Enjolras
The Phantom Menace by Erics angle 4ever reviews
The random adventures of Erik and Nadir in the Opera house. First fic! PLZ R&R NO FLAMES!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008
When The Candle Flickered Out by Restless And Tempted reviews
The stars surely wept tonight! For Erik was behind us…Erik had heard everything. He would come for me tonight…to remind me that the Angel of Music was very strict." Mainly Christine's POV. A journey into a dark love that could possess so much light...R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,218 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Christine, Erik
Lovegood by Isabelnecessaryonabicycle reviews
"Luna," his eyes were filled with an emotion I couldn't identify. "Can…can I," he breathed out and shut his eyes. The battle at Hogwarts brought more people together than some realised. Luna's happily ever after.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/11/2010 - [Luna L., Dean T.] - Complete
Capitain Scaramouche To Right This Wrong by TWSythar reviews
Sequel to 'Into the Fire We Fly'. Grantaire decides that enough is enough, and enlists the help of L'aigle and Joly in his quest to track down the real spy who has been informing on the Amis. Complete. Chapter 19 - Grantaire derailed.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,849 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Grantaire, Joly - Complete
Lovesick by ToManyLetters reviews
Neville's been feeling ill for days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2010 - [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
The Marauder's Abridged History Book by Bassoonish Eicher reviews
They've had a Map; they've had an Advice Column, now all they need is a a history... Book? Now whose idea was that? Mr. Moony denies having suggested it. Mr. Padfoot disagrees. And thus starts the continued insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Marauders, James P. - Complete
The Plan by PenguinBuddy reviews
Lily isn't sure if James still fancies her, so her friends concoct a plan help her find out how he feels. But like all good plans, this one goes a bit awry. OneShot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Perfectus Memoria by Dream Painter reviews
All Harry wanted was a few happy memories of his parents, yet, when he fails in the attempt, it might very well cost his life. Answer to the Potions Poisoning Challenge by Jan AQ on Potions and Snitches. Chapter 14 rewritten and revised as of 12/30/12.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,005 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas with a difference by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Mulch, Butler and Juliet are all enjoying the cliche days leading up to Christmas the usual A/H stunt until Artemis's family make a surprise drop in and a date doesn't go as planned. Epilogue: the wedding. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Different Point of View by Music596 reviews
We all know what happenes at the barricade, but have you ever considered the National Guard's point of view? T to be safe
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by XoMargueriteoX reviews
With no where to go and no one to help her, Christine turns to the one person that will accept her no matter what. But will one night change her life forever, or uncover feelings she didn't know existed? ExC ExM RxC RxM. ALW movie-based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,628 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The UnMiserablian Epilogue of Les Miserables by EntirelyInsane reviews
Cosette and Marius are the only characters who lived...or are they? Happy Miserblian Memorial!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009
Capitain Scaramouche: Into the Fire We Fly by TWSythar reviews
Complete! Early 1830. The Amis have been arrested and there are two very unlikely people left to help them. Who would ever suspect Joly and Grantaire? Chapter 12: Joly and Grantaire discuss irony, L'aigle makes a shocking discovery and loses his temper.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,476 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Grantaire - Complete
Yet Intrepid by AMarguerite reviews
Shortly after the Revolution of 1830, Courfeyrac rants and Jehan attempts to use art to explain revolutionary truth to some disobliging monarchists.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - J. Prouvaire, Courfeyrac
Sick and Tired by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Barricade Day friendship fic. Valjean gets attacked in the dark after the fighting's over, but someone's there to save him. Unfortunately, that someone ends up in rather bad shape.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Phantom Faces at the Window by Mlle Patria reviews
Marius learns what his friends' sacrifice was really for. Rated T for a bit of language. Probably would have been fine with K, but wanted to play it safe.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Marius, Enjolras - Complete
Evadne by Roses for Ophelia reviews
The bare bosom of the nymph Evadne would have left him unmoved.' Enjolras and women don't mix, but his friends won't accept that.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,972 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Enjolras, Combeferre - Complete
The Under Used Pun by harry-ron-hermione-fan-101 reviews
I got sick of the "You're not Sirius, I am!" jokes that people put into their stories, so after finding an awesome pic, I wrote a story with a different pun. It turned out rather funny! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Enjolras Doesnt Play Risk by magicswnymor reviews
umm... yeah
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Enjolras, Marius
Letters for Erik by Beckoning.Disaster reviews
Erik, I have been thinking about you often lately, and I cannot explain why...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
What if? by Lia Felix reviews
What if Erik never dropped the backdrop on Carlotta? What if Christine didn’t get to sing in Hannibal? Would Raoul even realise that she was at Opera Populairé? Would everything end the same way for our teacher and his student? E/C, AU.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Erik, Christine
Les Mis Commercials by Histoire de le Coeur reviews
In which some of your favorite and well-known commercials are Mizzified. Rated T for the inevitable bit of Marius-bashing.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010
First Meetings by skabs reviews
How Butler first met his charge, and the first person Butler threatened for him. One-shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Les Mis: Clapping Game Style by EntirelyInsane reviews
YES! I AM STILL ALIVE! Anyway...this is the result of being bored with my sibling...to the tune of "Miss Lucy Had a Baby". Now you can teach little kids the epic story of Victor Hugo!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
The Phantom's Twelve Days of Christmas by Googleeyes reviews
It's December in the Opera Garnier and Erik is feeling particularly generous this year. So generous, in fact, that he's decided to give everyone a gift per day for the twelve days leading up to Christmas.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Erik - Complete
Christmas Crime by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Getting dragged out to go caroling with Valjean and Cosette proves to be more of an adventure than Javert could have expected. AU; is connected to RISTI but can be read on its own.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Javert, Cosette - Complete
Readers, I Shrank the Inspector by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Need I say more? Valjean and Cosette adopt a 7-year-old boy who seems to hate Valjean and has an uncanny fascination with upholding the law. Even though he's 7. Hmm. Eventually the truth must come out, but until then...let chaos reign. AU fic.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,234 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
The End of an Era by Fresh Water Plimpy reviews
A one-shot of Severus Snape and Lily Evans and his final goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Plunge by Inspector Karamazov reviews
Inspector Javert at the public pool. Sounds fun, no?
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Javert - Complete
I'm Thorry by Random Romantasist 999 reviews
This is set during House of Many Ways. Twinkle discovers a reason to apologize. Pointless, plotless fluffy One-shot. HowlxSophie DUH! .
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Secrets of the Deep by AMarguerite reviews
Jehan expounds upon Romantic philosophy and gets a pet lobster, a la de Nerval.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - J. Prouvaire - Complete
A Defensive Parenthood by Kat097 reviews
A few extracts of Erik's life after the birth of his first child. Will the Phantom cope with a daughter who reads Twilight, has no interest in becoming the next Phantom and has mysterious plans involving Coney Island and a friend who goes by ALW...?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Erik - Complete
Beauty Is Erik by Emilie Rose reviews
An English assignment about beauty led me to think of the most beautiful man I know: Erik. Read and contemplate with me.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Erik - Complete
The Sports dialogue by Sarastro the Queen o the Night reviews
A short humorous dialogue between Erik and Raoul. Originally for German class, now translated! Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
At the Corner of the Rue de Pontoise by L'Ael-Inire reviews
To be read as a sequel to my other story, Book Four: The Seine. Valjean has a request for Javert regarding his saving Marius the night of the barricade, and the state of secrecy in which is must remain. Oneshot, because Author's Notes have their own page.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Book Four: The Seine by L'Ael-Inire reviews
Novel-based. Jean Valjean saves Javert after he throws himself into the Seine. Very straight-edge, and made in an attempt to be as true to the characters and general style in which Les Mis was written as possible. 6 chapters minus notes and completed.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,627 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Memories by Transantlanticism reviews
Severus is remembering Lily, and needs a little reminding as to why he didn't kill himself when he had the chance years ago. SnapexLily, oneshot. Alternate ending included.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You know you're obsessed with PotO, when by Olivia Greene reviews
Here are a couple indicative signs...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
It's Quite Less Miserable by The Orange Radish reviews
If only Les Miserables could have been sprinkled with some humour...or a lot of humour... Based off of the school edition version of the musical. Complete
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 16,221 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Another Sleepless Night by The Orange Radish reviews
Being a dedicated writer is fine and all, but you have to admit; it's pretty creepy when the characters start to sing to you. Based off of The Mysterious Ticking Noise.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
The End of his Rhyme by Histoire de le Coeur reviews
Jean 'Jehan' Prouvaire's last moments before he was shot. Please R&R!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2009 - J. Prouvaire - Complete
Operation Snakeman Scare by Christy Tortland reviews
Out of the shadows, a dark figure swooped down and alighted on the ground silently. The shadow rose to its feet, towering – a pitch black - that loomed over Harry and Dumbledore… "DEMENTOR!" shrieked Harry. He dove into the dumpster. Oneshot. OOCness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Dearest Jill by bookwurm23 reviews
Jill has always felt inadequate and useless next her family, and begins to doubt that anyone loves her at all. What exactly will it take for her to see the truth? A Eustace and Jill oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
The Parody of the Opera by Christy Tortland reviews
A humorous version of POTO. Erik is a rapper, Carlotta screeches, Christine's annoyed, Raoul's a pansy, Meg's clueless, and Madame Giry uses a Nextel walkie talkie. 2004 moviebased. We're FINITO, people! The curtain is CLOSING! :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,116 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Truth is Given to Doctor Watson by Haiza Tyri reviews
My description of Watson's state of mind when he finds out the truth at the end of "The Beekeeper's Apprentice."
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
They Walked in the Rain by the shadow proves the sunshine reviews
Jill and Eustace walked each other through the high point of their lives. . . as well as the rain. One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Circle of Protection by Laura Schiller reviews
Sandry, working a spell for the people she loves, makes an unexpected addition...Dedicate Crane.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Yellow by Gun toten Girly reviews
-Oneshot- For a person of your magnitude, it was impossible to believe you could be taken down so easily. And by what? A sickness? I refused to believe it. But even so, for years on end, I slowly lost my hope. Humans were fragile creatures, after all.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
You know you're obsessed when School Edition by Olivia Greene reviews
We all know the general danger signs of a PotO obsession, don't we? But what about the more specific ones, the ones that show up only in a school environment and do strange things to the way you perceive your subjects...? Read on for more.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
The Path to the Right by EntirelyInsane reviews
Another variation! Javert's unrelenting nature does not want to allow him to live...but will Valjean allow his nature to want to die?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
To Meet the Phantom by Goth Angel UK reviews
What happens when a masked stranger appears suddenly in Arthur Kopit's room just when he's suffering from a severe writer's block? The answer is - a most bizzare co-operation. Based mostly on the Charles Dance version.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Erik - Complete
Phantom's Little Girl: Tales of the Only Daughter by Christy Tortland reviews
Three older brothers with perfect faces and mesmerizing voices. Of course, I had to be the one who can’t carry a tune and wears a mask. It bloody rots being me.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
One Innocent Little Kiss by Silver Innocence reviews
Mary is thankful for Dickon's help in the garden. She returns the favour with a kiss on the cheek. And Dickon's reaction to this is...?
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Diary of a Mad Vicomte by FortunesFavour reviews
Raoul thinks back on the past year and makes a New Year’s resolution: to become more like Erik. Raoul-based, but Erik will appear later. R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Raoul, Erik
Prying Pandora by Sugary Snicket reviews
NOT what it sounds like. Please keep your perverted minds out of my E/c. A humorous little PotO limerick revolving around arguably the most dramatic scene in PotO.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Sleeping Sickness by Sadakat reviews
Nightmares. The only solidity Harry Potter can count on anymore. As he enters his sixth year at Hogwarts, he will face a new nightmare in the form of one Severus Snape. But will it be as bad as they both expect it to be? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,927 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Despair, Anguish, and Horror by prettyinpinkgal reviews
Post-HMC. Which contains Sophie and Howl fluff, sunsets, honesty, and movie references.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Ice by EntirelyInsane reviews
Javert doesn't seem to realize that the River Seine is frozen. All I can say is "Poor Javert. Poor, poor Javert." Please R&R!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
You Were With Me From The Beginning by GerryPhan reviews
What if Erik knew Christine when they were children and grew up together? How would that have changed things? This is based on the scenarios in the Kay novel.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,145 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Erik, Christine
Proposal by Erika Dyer reviews
Susan Kay based, oneshot-instead of running to Raoul after Erik askes her to marry him, Christine uses her brain, and thinks about her answer. E/C.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Christine, Erik - Complete
L'horreur: Disease in Miserablia by EntirelyInsane reviews
There is a highly contagious disease sweeping through Miserablia...be sure you don't catch it! This is a clipping from the Miserablia Morning Post.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Erik and the French Horn by Dark Lady of the Sonnets reviews
The French horn is the one instrument Erik can't play. What will he do? Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Erik - Complete
Twirl by youcantseeus reviews
Jill has developed a crush on Edmund. Eustace is not pleased. Eustace/Jill.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Thank You by incendiary-wit reviews
Fluffy little drabble about Dickon giving Mary a gift. Dickon/Mary
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
From the Seine to the Psychiatrist by EntirelyInsane reviews
A variation of Javert's suicide. Completely AU, for what it's worth, and also pure silliness. The work of a friend and I coming back from a field trip...anyways, will be part of a series of variations. Please review-my first posting!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
A Day Like Any Other by Christy Tortland reviews
It was a day like any other, only it was sixty-two degrees in Paris and snowing like crazy." RANDOM oneshot. EC. Giry/NoOne.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Labor of Love by MendaciousMinx reviews
When Gavroche and Eponine meet in Heaven, they think nothing can go wrong again. But after making a promise to help redeem a man of his sins, they find themselves in England under the care of an unhappy Javert, his immortal soul resting in their hands.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,767 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Eponine, Javert - Complete
Holy Angel in Heaven blessed by Olivia Greene reviews
Kayverse. As Raoul mourns his beloved Christine’s death, doubts begin to form in his mind as to who she truly loved. Then a surprising discovery finally enables him to make his peace with both his late wife and the other man who loved her.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Raoul - Complete
Things I am not Allowed to do in Le Cafe by BroadwayGeek24601 reviews
I noticed this was kind of a Harry Potter fad, then Phantom of the Opera, so I thought why not do one for Les Mis. Sorry for the lack of a detailed summary.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Where Dreams Are Made by APennyForYourThought reviews
There’s a ghost in the forest, you know. Never mind that they killed the Phantom on the roof fifteen years ago. Never mind that the passage down below has been blocked. The trees grow on regardless. Charles Dance/Yeston & Kopit version; one-shot. R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Christine, Erik - Complete
What NOT to do in Erik's Lair by Luthien Saralonde reviews
What I shall not do in Erik's lair...and mostly will end up doing anyway. Hope you like it!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Erik - Complete
Rose Blossoms by RococonoKokoro reviews
It hadn't started out like this.
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
School of Phantoms: Beyond Your Wildest Dreams by APennyForYourThought reviews
If you start high school at St Gerik's, you're mad. The grounds are dangerous. A single Ingenue tries to go against convention every now and then but only finds herself struggling under the influence of not one, not even two, but THREE Phantoms. At least.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,310 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Erik - Complete
Erik Saves the Day by gravity01 reviews
A different take on Christine and Raoul's abusive relationship. RC and then EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Phantom: The Abriged Fanfiction by Googleeyes reviews
Now presenting the Phantom of the Opera- HUMOROUSLY CONDENSED! Raoul tries to be too cool for school, Christine can't decide on emotions,the Phantom has issues, and cast shortages ensue. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Love Story by Erika Dyer reviews
A completely plotless fluffy E/C story. Do not read if you hate fluff and romance! I warn you now. COMPLETE, unless i decide to continue with it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Mingled Tears: Tales of a Living Wife by bwayphantomrose reviews
Leroux-based. Christine realizes what it's really like to be Erik's wife. Slowly, she learns that in order to unlock his heart, she must first unlock hers. Her perspective as his living bride. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,054 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Through the Stable Door by Elanor Joy reviews
When she saw Eustace thrown through the Stable door Jill thought she would faint or be sick or both. A LB piece from Jill's POV as she realizes how much she cares for Eustace.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
Interview by kriitikko reviews
Erik and Christine are interviewed about the many movie versions of their story. A completely random and silly oneshot. No harm meant. CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DIFFERENT POTO MOVIES.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Plumber of the Opera by Bramblefox reviews
Some drivel I jotted out some months ago about how a lake was created in the bottom of the Opera House. Don't take it too seriously, folks.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Erik - Complete
On A Day Like Any Other by crazytheatregeek reviews
When Christine got her chance to shine, the girls of the corps de ballet realized that they should too. On this fateful day, the ballerinas of the Opera Populaire decided to fight for their rights. Purely ridiculous.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The Prank by IamthePhantomoftheOpera reviews
I do not want to summarize, the title says it all, any more and there would be no point in reading the story. I really appreciate reviews. HINT HINT.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Erik - Complete
Shades by the shadow proves the sunshine reviews
Eustace can turn seven different shades of red, and Jill knows every one of them. One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
Is the Play the Thing? by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bestowed with the unwanted lead in a play, Polly wenches with her own nervous questions and Digory's calm responses.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - [Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke] - Complete
Alas, Poor Eponine! by AMarguerite reviews
Eponine is terribly distressed, and this shall be mentioned at least once every chapter. An author tries to remedy this situation, and creates... Eppie Sue! Gasp!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Eponine, Cosette - Complete
100 Collected Drabbles: Russell and Holmes by Vix of TARDIS reviews
100 stories 100 words each. Mary Russell and Sherlock Holmes, according to 100 prompts. For the Live Journal stories 100 community. Apologies for strange lines appearing in the last few chapters -- won't seem to let me fix them. Will try later!
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007
In the Lab by fogisbeautiful reviews
Just a short, fluffy H/R piece from Holmes' POV. Set in The BKA, when the two are "fighting" and Russell comes to visit at the cottage. Title sucks, I know, but reviews are appreciated. I have more of these lurking, if you'd like to see them let me know
Laurie R. King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Before the Battle by 7Knight-Wolf reviews
Set during The Last Battle. Jill and Eustace talk for a minute before the fight at the stable. What will this converstaion reveal? Jill/Eustace.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
An Alternative Ending by LameBicycle98 reviews
The Phantom asks why, and Christine promptly tells him.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Thoughts by The Little Author that Could reviews
Jill & Eustace minifics. Each is based off a thought I had about them I embellished on, or a question I answered myself.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb
A Title Worthy of Praise by Melundomeiel reviews
Hobos, plot holes, singing, irrelevant references to movies and books...all things that have been forced upon the characters of the Phantom world. All thanks to an author who doesn't seem to care much about consistency or sensible progression of plot.Fun.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Erik
Memoirs of a Countess by Erika Dyer reviews
One shot-Christine reflects years after the events of Don Jaun. Mainly 2004 movie based, but will work for book and stage musical too. My first fan fic ever, so please be nice.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Healed by Yamx reviews
After weeks of living in it, Javert still finds the world of Jean Valjean an entirely incomprehensible conundrum. And just when he thought it couldn’t get any more overwhelming… Angsty, but also fluffy. Sequel to "Wounded," but can stand alone.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Enjolras Does Not Play Risk by Mjulinir reviews
Enjolras returns to the Musain after a lovely day preaching to the masses to find his compatriots competing for world domination via board game.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Enjolras, Bahorel - Complete
101 Things I Will Not Do In Erik's Lair by Sugary Snicket reviews
What it says on the tin - 101 things that no man, woman, or child should ever do while in Erik's lair. If you want more of this, just give me some suggestions!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Erik - Complete
Wounded by Yamx reviews
Javert survived the Seine, and yet his life ended that night. Can he be saved, and find a place and a purpose again? Maybe with a little help from his... nemesis? This story is the first in a series, but can stand alone.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
In Memorium by Sythar reviews
A prequel to the oneshot 'The Graveyard'. Valjean pays his respects and muses on Javert's death and the past.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Seven Times Hermione Wanted to Snog Ron Senseless by ChocoholicBec reviews
Full title: Seven Times Hermione Wanted to Snog Ron Senseless, and One Time She Did. Eight canon moments - plus some non-canon bits, but I've tried to make it realistic - third-person, R/H and some H/G in some of the later chapters. Enjoy! T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Fop on the Sun by You know you love us Erik reviews
Totally insane, Raoul finally drives Christine too far slight Raoul bashing, not to be taken seriously
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Christine, Raoul
Peppermint? by daughter-of-the-true-king reviews
one-shot It was a dull autumn day and Jill Pole was crying behind the gym. Again.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole
By Land or by Sea by Theducksrcoming reviews
A woman on a cliff, a prince who is lost. A troubled kingdom and adventures galore. Where is Ella's child? A man who threatens the kingdom has come, who will step forward to save it? Only Ella's child can save the kingdom.Updated!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mary In Roses by Wadeinthewater reviews
Mary Lennox has some thinking to do, she just doesn't know why..
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
The Hypochondriac Strikes Again by Bramblefox reviews
Don't eat candy kids!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Bahorel - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
That Monkey Box was MINE! by Sirius Blaak reviews
Madame Giry really, really wanted that music box. Stupid Raoul, why do you have to be rich? Not really a laught out loud story, but it's kinda funny when you think about it, so it's under the humor genre.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Madame Giry, Raoul - Complete
The Valentine's Day Gift by PenguinBuddy reviews
The classic story of James struggling to find Lily the perfect Valentine's Day gift, with a twist! OneShot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jedi and Ghosts and Stories, Oh My! by Christy Tortland reviews
Vader gets a visit from the ghost of Qui Gon Jinn and finds that the ghost has gone a little off the deep end. Humorous oneshot. OOCness.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Darth Vader, Qui-Gon J. - Complete
How to get Punjabbed By an Erik by The Phantom Authoress reviews
Something I did in my spare time. As the title says, it's all about how to get punjabbed by a certain Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Erik - Complete
Compliments to the Chef by T.C. Muirin reviews
Christine and Erik have dinner together and she has to wonder...if Erik has no nose, can he taste anything?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Backstage Gossip by T.C. Muirin reviews
Outlandish tales of the opera ghost run rampant among the ballet corps, but little do they know that the subject of their gossip lurks very near...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Erik - Complete
Frog Prince? by EstellaB reviews
One evening, whilst everyone is quietly reading, playing chess, or worrying about Valentine's Day, Jill does something startling.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
First Meetings by ClashChick reviews
Oneshot. My take on Sirius and Remus' first meeting. Their first meeting is memorable, involving gravy, detention, and notepassing...and an angry Snape:D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Kidsafe Adventures of Frederic ValMarch by LesMisLoony reviews
Want to know what Les Mis would be like if it was squeaky clean and Valjean was extremely attractive? Well, look no further than the 1935 movie starring Frederic March! All three Phases of the Life of Jean Valjean are up, and keep an eye on youtube...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Ask Erik by phantomphan1992 reviews
Ask Erik anything, from relationship questions to what he thinks you should make for dinner. All questions will be subject to publication. Submit your questions via review, PM, or email in my profile... I need a life.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Erik
Alternate Reality by Christy Tortland reviews
Christine's world is turned upside down when alternate versions of herself and Erik drop into her life. Can the alternate Christine convince her that she's making a mistake by choosing Raoul over Erik? EC, AU. 2004 moviebased.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Christine, Erik
Tom & Polly: The Dream by Fortunate Mistress reviews
The night of that fateful sports day: Tom has left for Australia and Polly has a dream. Tom & Polly, and Fire & Hemlock are all copyright of Diana Wynn Jones.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Dear Diary: Confessions of a Vicomte by MaskedNicci reviews
A precious diary, a young and handsome Vicomte, and a group of teenage girls learn about the secrets behind the man, and his undying love for Christine. Warning: This is not a bashing fanfic. May involve acts of violence, eloquence, and wit.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Raoul
Santa Wears a Mask? by Seven Silver Stars reviews
Christine stays up on Christmas Eve to meet Santa. But what if Santa isn't who we think he is? Completely random and not EC. Friendshipish.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
How to Annoy the Phantom by Euterpe's Bard reviews
50 possible ways to annoy the Phantom. Or get killed. Either way, enjoy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
A Phantom Christmas Carol by Lanthir Took reviews
While secretly following Christine as she goes Christmas caroling with Raoul, Erik discovers a new way to fluster a certain viscount.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Erik, Raoul
A Christmas Story by prettyinpinkgal reviews
HMC In which Sophie has a dream. Rated T for dead mice.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Waiting on a Bridge by Rosa Cotton reviews
What is it like for the delight of one act to diminish before the glow of the next act can begin? Christmas fic
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/14/2007 - [Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke] - Complete
Refinement of a Different Kind by Rosa Cotton reviews
Despising one another can be invigorating, desirable, even surprising.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2007 - [Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb] - Complete
Heat by Rotten Delilah reviews
The phantom awakes with a certain someone clinging to him. Can you guess why?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Cartographilia by Argentus reviews
Jill and some disastrous Geography...Eustace and some peculiar biology. [EustaceJill]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
We Three Kings by MadMar reviews
A single story teaches Nadir that the universal message of Christmas is applicable to everyone, including the outcasts of Paris. Not slash. Please no flames for this innocent, tentative oneshot!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Persian/Daroga, Erik - Complete
Plead Insanity by EstellaB reviews
[Or, Blame Sinatra]. Sometimes, Eustace thinks too hard. Today is one of those days. It's more useful today than normal, though, because he comes to an Important Realisation.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Cookie by MeGoobie reviews
In this drabble, Erik detects a presence in the cellars.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Erik, Persian/Daroga - Complete
POTO Bloopers by Snowpixie81 reviews
Bloopers from the 2005 movie that they didn't want us to see. What actually happened behind the scenes? Read and find out.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Learned Lessons at Hogwarts by the Marauders by black4minister reviews
The marauders guide to trouble making for future generations. Read to avoid unnecessary detentions and injuries
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Vendredi Bizarre by The Lark reviews
Valjean and Javert switch places for a day.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Valjean, Javert
The Score of Phantom of the Opera Reborn by Googleeyes reviews
The score of POTO has been retitled to give the audience a clearer picture of what is REALLY happening amongst all the pretty music. Inspired by The Score of J&H Retitled by EmaCarew1
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Little Words by Bergerac reviews
Raoul is delayed in saving Christine allowing the two to talk. Erik realizes his mistakes, and Christine realizes her true feelings. Can they heal the wounds they have caused one another or will Raoul tear the two apart. COMPLETE! SEQUEL NOW UP!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,312 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Arsenic of the Chemical Lab by THeFaCeiNTHeMaSK reviews
A parody of the Phantom of the Opera, Science Homework Style! The Italics are Christine or Sue, as she is later named and the Bold is the Phantom or Sue's husband
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Gyspy Girl by penofjade reviews
In this oneshot, I redo another scene from Apprentice. This one is between Holmes and Russell when he goes on the hunt for the missing girl. What was his POV in this passage? Here's my take! Enjoy!
Laurie R. King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
When Did It Happen? by penofjade reviews
What if we had been privy to Holmes's thoughts in that opening chapter to The Apprentice? This is my attempt to give an idea.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Potionitis by Kristen Hudson reviews
Harry and Severus struggle to come to terms with their painful history. A look at an AU of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Dearest Russell by MeGoobie reviews
This collection focuses on the development of the Holmes and Russell relationship, especially during BEEK and MREG. They are a bit fluffy, but the serious will enjoy them as well.Recently chronologically organized! Be sure to search for the new stories!
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006
The Russle Colection by The Little Cog Girl reviews
Just some random short storys... The first is about missing spectacles...Its humer and tragidy in the sence that some storys end happily and others do not. Please tell me if I spelled something rong!
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sybil What's Her Name by The Little Author that Could reviews
In which Jill is jealous and Eustace does something drastic. Rewritten: same plot, far better wording.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
His Painted Sketch by Kpasa reviews
50 Moments Caught In Time. Mary plus Dickon equals fun with sentences. Oneshot.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA slightly revised! by Angel of Music lover reviews
Madness ensues in my version of the Phantom of the Opera! Will there ever be peace in the famous Opera House? Or will craziness still be a problem. Read to find out!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,868 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Consequences of Nightmares by foreverforgetful reviews
Holly is haunted by a recurring nightmare about Root's death. What will finally make them stop? HollyRoot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,152 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
Inspiration by boyamiconfuzed reviews
A tongue in cheek tale of despair, passion, music and murder. ONE SHOT
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Erik - Complete
Another Year by marginaliana reviews
Five Wimseyverse birthdays. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Wimsey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Things you wouldn't normally see on PotO by The-Darkness-In-The-Bright reviews
austenfan1990 xx1sang.real7xx months of boredom THIS! a collaboration of parodies you wouldn't see in reality, but are being shown here! Reviews would help! Sorry about spacing...will be working on that soon!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
Just One of Those Things by PenguinBuddy reviews
It would be extremely easy for Lily to hate the girl James is betrothed to if she were a rich, popular, pureblood snob. But it’s rather hard for Lily to hate a girl who’s kind, smart, and pretty… and just happens to be her best friend. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,118 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/28/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Roses and Kisses by XxEviexX reviews
Yes, a Valentine's day fic in the middle of July. Lot's of fluff. Artemis gives roses to the females in his life, and recieves something in return.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Growing Up by PinkElephant42 reviews
DigoryPolly oneshot. Polly visits Digory at his family's manor for Christmas.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Digory Kirke, Polly Plummer - Complete
Phantom Phans by pirate-of-the-opera reviews
the life of an obsessed POTO phan...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
A Routine Experience by dark-hearted rose reviews
Oneshot. The resulting scenario if the actor casted to play everyone's favorite Phantom on stage actually sounded just like Leroux described it. Dedicated to the lovely Eversio, who put me up to this. As always, Readers and Reviewers appreciated.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Just Don't Ask by gravity01 reviews
Christine returns. Don't worry about trivialities like logic or common sense. Some questions are better left unasked.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Will You Help Me? by LadyOfTheCelticLand reviews
Christine realizes on the day of her wedding that she's about to make a drastic mistake. EC. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Tell Me Truly by my-echo reviews
One fine day, Erick, the Phatnom of the Opera, decides to take a look 'round his domain. But what he finds lurking about in the hallways is decidedly more terrifying than any bunny rabbit. First Place in the DBCA Pet Peeve Challenge.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
The Scientific Notes of Sirius Black by AmazinglyMe reviews
Experiment: See how long it will take Lily to chuck her goblet of pumpkin juice at James... Sirius Black records the misadventures of Lily and James for posterity, Lupin watches in disbelief, and Lily seethes. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A swallow by JennyWren reviews
One day, Christine hears a remark that she simply can't get out of her head. The Angel of Music explains it to her.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Christine, Erik - Complete
An Opera About Cats? by Little-Miss-Vamprechaun reviews
Short story, complete. Just a bit of fun, really. Our favourites and least favourites at the Opera Populaire meet a suspiciously Andrew Lloyd Webberesque writer, talking to them about cats, dreamcoats and, of all things, musicals...! Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
The Better Man? by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
An exploration of what Javert and Valjean would have thought of each other had they gotten the chance to spend time together without running over half of France. Will be a chapter fic.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Javert, Valjean
11:30 at the Ancient Oak by XxEviexX reviews
What happens when Holly and Artemis agree to meet at that special oak tree? Will anything...happen? TLC spoilers AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Graveyard by Sythar reviews
There's a lonely grave under a tree, and someone's visiting it. Light and fluffy.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven? by Rosa Cotton reviews
Jill and Edmund? Jill and Peter? ! Who would have thought... Certainly not Eustace!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - [Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole] - Complete
The Day Juliet Wanted to Beat Something Up by XxEviexX reviews
Weird drabble about how Juliet really wanted to beat something up one day. Unless you read TLC, you won't know who Minerva is. 214 words!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Juliet B. - Complete
Letters by ChocoholicBec reviews
Hermione, sitting by Ron's bedside in HBP, composes a letter in her head. RH. Rated T, just in case. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Wiggle Woes by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
Where can you find something so terrible that even a Marshwiggle wouldn't have thought to predict it? Watch as Puddleglum finds out the hard way. [Oneshot. Suggested JillEustace. Nothing inappropriate or dirty.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
A Beautiful, Wonderful, Perfectly Gorgeous Dream by Slina reviews
Aura, beautifully perfect in every way, gets relief from her ohsotragic life when she’s transported back to the 1870s… just in time to meet her one true love Erik! It’s any Mary Sue’s dream come true… or is it?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,003 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Who Are You? by PhantomInspector reviews
Javert is trapped in the mundane task of secretarial work. Just wait till it entails finding out Valjean's middle name. One possible but highly unlikely idea of how Valjean and Javert first met in Toulon. A loving rip off of Fry & Laurie.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Mr Monk, the Lucky Man, Part I by K100 reviews
Set during Christmas time, Monk forms bonds with Natalie and Julie that could bind them together for a lifetime. COMPLETE
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Adrian M., Natalie T. - Complete
Twenty One Reasons by Acelinn reviews
Lily Evans writes a certain list, which, to her shock and horror, is then found by the bane of her existence, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Ninth Year Valentine by Rosa Cotton reviews
February 17th arrives, but a greatly anticipated greeting of love still has not. Has it been forgotten? [Valentine's Day special]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007 - [Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke] - Complete
Untitled Valentine's Drabble by epalladino reviews
A certain young woman sits alone in Oxford on Valentine's Day. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Bath Time by epalladino reviews
Just a bit of fluff. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Laurie R. King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
The Unsaid Words by DarkObsessor reviews
[One shot] Morwen cares for the injured Telemain, and has some slight reflection on the past few days before Telemain asks her a question. This one is set in a small space of time we were not privy to in Talking To Dragons.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Wear Iron Shoes by Kelitzo reviews
Artemis’ mother finds out about the school dance and says Artemis has to go. Then Holly turns up. I rewrote the last chapter, so please read the new ending!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Edmund's Balm by Rosa Cotton reviews
A simple gesture, a simple gift soothes a sobbing sister.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The Bedroom by Mage of Dragons reviews
A KelNeal take on the closeddoor scene in Page. ONESHOT
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
Silently Beloved by Rosa Cotton reviews
Through years and seasons of change, a garden’s occupant witnesses a young girl and lad grow and change, too. [Based on the 1993 movie version]
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
I Love You by Christy Tortland reviews
Vader looks back on his past as Princess Leia declares her love for Captain Solo, and he finds that three little words can bother him more than he wants to admit.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
Lost in Memories by blueholly reviews
Like an alternate ending to the third. Through a faulty mindwipe , Holly gets lost in Artemis's memories... slightly pointless, but fun... and wierd. Oneshot?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Say Again? by The Sketchywallflowr reviews
There is someone following Butler and Artemis... but she wants WHAT?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Butler
Platonic Narnians by Smoltenica reviews
A year on from 'The Silver Chair', Jill still finds herself grappling with the loss of Narnia. At the same time, she also struggles to dispel certain rumours regarding herself and a certain boy. Implied Jill x Eustace
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
Second guessing by Queen-Cocaine reviews
DN Oneshot. Set right after the immortals war is finished. Daina and Numair forget to tell everyone about their new found love which leads to a lot of second guessing and a bit of trouble. Also includes a songfic or a song sung in the fic, take your choic
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Impact by Lugian Before Swine reviews
AH fluffiness! Sweet, sweet fluff. Ok, and it's really sappy, but...I hope you like it! Oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Carrots, Carrots! by Rosa Cotton reviews
INCOMPLETE A name spoken in jest hinders Gilbert's attempt to become Anne's friend. Chapter 3: Carrots: Wavering yet Withholding
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/28/2005 - [Gilbert B., Anne S.]
A Girl Worth Fighting For by Rosa Cotton reviews
Jill asks some questions. Eustace gives some expected and unexpected answers. And a discovery is made.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2006 - [Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb] - Complete
Golden by Moonlit Sage reviews
Briar had the first birthday at Dicipline Cottage. Cute one shot. 'Nuff said.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Circle of Magic - Complete
The Mage and His Duchess by Queen of Tortall reviews
This is a short, sweet poem-style piano songfic. No copyright infringement intended. After Vedris's death, Briar comforts Sandry. My first fanfic; hope you like it!
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
The History Of The Fairies by CriminalMastermind reviews
OneshotThe history of the Fairies, told by me, written by Artemis Fowl with the help of Holly Short.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Beware, Do Not Read These Replies! by Mira-Jade reviews
Sequel to 'Beware, Do Not Read These Letters.' Andrew Lloyd Webber, flustered, and overwhelmed with all of the ‘Constructive Criticism' that his cast sent him, decides to write his replies. Inevitable wackiness insures.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2006
What's In A Name by CharCorvin reviews
Artemis meets a girl. Apparently, he's not a suave as he thought.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
So, About Babies by Mira-Jade reviews
Aria has another question for her father, and at the most inopportune time. Companion vig to 'Mommy, How Did You Meet Daddy'.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Can a Faerie Love a Human? by Kohaku Kawa reviews
Artemis Is finally eighteen, and finally brave enough to tell Holly how he feels. A few people have commented that this is very soap opera like. Sadly I'd have to agree with them. btw I know how to spell fairy, faerie is an alternate spelling. Please R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Understanding by Rosa Cotton reviews
While waiting out the rain, Mary comes to a better understanding of her and Dickon's friendship. [Based on the 1987 Hallmark version.]
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
The Future of Fowl by RavenWriter89 reviews
Something they had never heard of had captured Artemis in a way they never expected and took him to a place they couldn’t find. That guy could really pick ‘em. Set 15 years in the future. Nominated for the Orion Awards.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,854 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Erik Plays Flute by Asparaga reviews
Title is self explanatory. Erik tries to play the flute...The story's fairly insane. It's an attempt at humor...should be semifunny. Hopefully. Rated for some language.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Christine - Complete
Short Stuff by BookFreek reviews
Some really short Artemis Fowl stuff...I guess I'll just keep on adding new, random chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006
Saturday Night Fever by Kelitzo reviews
How would you react to Artemis in a onepiece purple disco suit and pink plastic dancing shoes? Let's just say Juliet hates to be scared, and nothing is scarier than Artemis' Saturday Night Fever. Please read and review! WARNING: OOC, fluffish, and ridicul
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Chocolate and Roses by Rosa Cotton reviews
Which do you prefer?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - [Digory Kirke, Polly Plummer] - Complete
Jack of Diamonds by mellish reviews
Arram Draper tries to cope with hunger, hopelessness, and the haunting memory of his last few days in Carthak...but it's a difficult task when all he has to get by are trick coins and cards.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2006
Ask Remus by PenguinBuddy reviews
James doesn't understand Lily. Lily doesn't understand James. Only one person can explain their actions and words to each other in a way that makes sense. When in doubt, ask Remus!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Various Methods of Antagonization by refloc reviews
In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Julius R.
Why Hon Solo was his favorite by Amelda Marcos reviews
Why is Hon Solo Ron's favorie character from Star Wars? It has something to do with Hermione. And yes, I did spell Hon wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
If This Isn't Love by Kelitzo reviews
Foaly is messing with Cupid’s Magical Love Karma, so Cupid takes matters into his own hands. FoalyxOC ArtyxHolly JulietxTrouble RootxVinyaya GrubxLili. Need I go on?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,322 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
Hanabi by NeverEndingNonsense reviews
Just a little July 4th ficlet I put together in my mind while watching the fireworks. It's mostly a first time type story about Artemis, with a little fluff mixed in cause I can't help myself. :ArtemisHolly: Happy July 4th!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Idiots by Asparaga reviews
Dairine falls asleep, waking up just in time to see Kit proposing to Nita. KN, obviously, DR hints. Should prove to be mildly amusing.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2006
Suspicious Behavior by RonHermione-LoveForever reviews
Just a fluffy oneshot about the cutest potterverse couple set in Year 5. RHr with implied HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Professor Student Moment by metro.max reviews
Lily Evans shares a rather enlightening class with Professor McGonagall. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Put It In Writing by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Ron is in denial. Harry tries to help. Hermione remains clueless. A note in class becomes the key.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Above and Below by Rosa Cotton reviews
Eustace had never thought much about the height difference between him and Jill before. But now… Post Silver Chair, BBCverse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/5/2006 - [Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole] - Complete
Magician's Misery by Seregwen Morthil reviews
[Richard Merrill Sits in the Library reposted!] Mairelon considering Lord Franton's offer to his ward. Spoilers for Mairelon the Magician and Magician's Ward
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Notice by Rosa Cotton reviews
Here in our world Jill was never noticed. Not with living in her sister's shadow and pining after her sister's suitor. And Eustace was not helping. Or was he?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2006 - [Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb] - Complete
James' Jinx by Stuck in Wonderland reviews
A jinx. That was the only explanation. What else could make Lily's stomach do flipflops whenever he was around? Well, James has got the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love of Fire by Kelitzo reviews
Artemis has gone to London without Juliet or Butler, and when a shipment of recovered fairy technology is intercepted from London, Holly is sent to see what Artemis knows. From Holly's POV. Rhyming and cryptic. Please R&R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Just In Case by imakeladrygirl reviews
A sort of companion to my story ‘You Just Have to Know’. Another short oneshot from the moon in Wizards at War. Contains spoilers. DairineRoshaun pairing.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Polly's Principal by Rosa Cotton reviews
Polly is going home, after spending the summer at Digory's. Waiting for the train, she runs into Courtney Cornwallis, and Digory asks a question. Sequel to Digory's Discovery.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/12/2006 - [Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke] - Complete
On Shifting Tenses by Kerowyn reviews
I do not know if Russell ever intended it to be read by any but herself... A chemistry accident sends Russell back in time thirty years. What will she do when confronted with the man who will be her husband? Set between MREG and LETT
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,076 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Scalloped Sleeves by mellish reviews
Old Sophie realizes her growing feelings for Howl, and smothers them in the best way she knows how: rage. Oneshot.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Seasons of Change by Rosa Cotton reviews
An outing of picking Wild Fresney is full of wonder, amusement, sadness, admiration, and new awkwardness. EustaceJill, The Last Battle.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - [Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole] - Complete
Pogos, pots and potions by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Collection of weird little drabbles, beginning with pogo sticks. Just silly. Have fun!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006
Life in Death by AMarguerite reviews
Erik ruminates on death, music, and love. He has a pretend conversation with the daroga, and finds fulfillment. Slight RC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Erik - Complete
Holding Your Breath by Rosa Cotton reviews
Fear, anxiety, and relief mixed with anger can cause near heart attacks, maddening laughter, and abrupt affection. EustaceJill, The Last Battle
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006 - [Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole] - Complete
The Things You Learn with an Enchanted Pen by Saya1450 reviews
oneshot Shiara has known Daystar for a long time. What happens when she finds an Enchanted Pen that only allows you to write what your heart is telling you? And what does she find out about herself...and Daystar?
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Mommy, How Did You Meet Daddy? by Mira-Jade reviews
Questions are a daily part of a child's life. Questions like, Why is the sky blue? Or, how does the grass grow? And of course, Mommy, how did you meet daddy?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Men Behind the Masks Part II: Manager and Captain by Christy Tortland reviews
Sequel to Men Behind the Masks. What do Monsieur Firmin and Han Solo have in common? Well, we'll find out! Also starring Monsieur Andre and Chewie. POTO crossover.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Han S., Chewbacca - Complete
The Men Behind the Masks by Christy Tortland reviews
What do Darth Vader and the Phantom of the Opera have in common? Well, we'll find out! Also starring Padme, Christine, Raoul, and ObiWan. POTO crossover.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Drawing the Battle Line by Rosa Cotton reviews
The Phantom witnesses Christine and Raoul's reunion following the gala. Slightly AU, movieverse.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/18/2006 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
I'll Be Laughing by where-my-heart-resides reviews
ONESHOT. Not slash. 'Sirius, you're my mate and all, but I have to tell you the truth. If you ever die, I'll laugh at your funeral' 'Well guess what buddy boy, I'll be laughing at your funeral too'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Marius: A User's Guide and Maintenance Manual by elvenarchress reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a MARIUS unit! To make sure you receive the full benefits of your ravenhaired insurgent, please read the following information.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Marius - Complete
A Lifetime of Friendship by marginaliana reviews
Marrying Telemain was the culmination of a lifetime of friendship.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Nomination by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A silly little filk of the first book to remind you all of the approaching deadline for the Orion Nominations.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2006
The Grand Tour by Csillan.Rose reviews
A normal person who knows absolutely nothing about the Phantom of the Opera takes a tour of the Paris Opera House, and is freaked out by all of the phangirls. Humor
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
And How Do You Feel About That? by Kat097 reviews
Written for the MFN humour contest. Psychiatrist Professor Nicholas Whittingham receives an interesting client. One who thinks catgut is a fun activity for the whole family. Ends with a twist!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
A Defensive Christmas by Kat097 reviews
Completely Unnecessary Sequel to 'A Defensive Situation'. Christmastime in the Phantom Household is far from merry. Especially when Christine does the unthinkable, the unreasonable, the absolutely horrifyingly terrible...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,187 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Chocolate by Rosa Cotton reviews
Which do you prefer?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/12/2005 - [Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke] - Complete
Hard to Kill by fluffypuppykins reviews
Harry is strangely reluctant to register his Animagus form…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Destructively Ever After by opalish reviews
Harry Potter was about to receive the Order of Merlin, First Class, and he was not best pleased. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lost But Now Found by Asparaga reviews
Kit, Nita, Dairine, and Carmela visit the mobile's planet, and find someone they didn't expect. I know the title's stupid, but oh well! Only one chapter, and the rating is just in case. Sort of spoliers for Wizards at War. Hinted at DR.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2005
Bad Hair Day by nyaaaaaauuuuuuuu reviews
Howl pulls a prank. Sort of.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2005
Have Some Punch by metro.max reviews
James Potter and Minerva McGonagall have an informative conversation. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Theory's the Thing by Hikaru a reviews
[HMC] Howl tries to put a label on his and Sophie's relationship.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Happily Ever After Takes Some Time by lightning bug reviews
[HMC] In which Sophie finally receives her first kiss. Fluff, in case you couldn't tell.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
I Hate May Day by Bellaluna1 reviews
HMCSophie is quite literally dragged to May Day a year after she first met Howl. Her feeling of hatred towrds the holiday have not seemed to have faded away, but Howl is determined to make her have a good time. Complete
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
Morning Glory by lightning bug reviews
[HMC]The one thing Sophie had not expected from her pregnancy was the sudden tenderness from Howl. Very fluffy.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
In Which Weddings Are More Discussed Than Done by breadandchoc reviews
[HowlSophie] Sophie doubts, Howl evades, everything works out. Eventually. [book based]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
A Defensive Situation by Kat097 reviews
When Raoul and Christine set out to destroy the evil of phanfiction, they enlist the help of Erik. Needless to say, things don't quite go to plan. Especially when Erik and Raoul discover the joys of phanfiction and inevitable wackiness ensues.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,582 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
From Angel's Eyes by Kat097 reviews
Modern Day story. Christine Danes has lived the last few years of her life alone. But after getting a part in 'The Phantom of the Opera' she must choose between the two men in her life. She must choose between Erik and The Phantom. COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,133 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Midnight Visit by TonisMaximus reviews
This takes place after Conrad’s Fate. During the Spring Holiday, Millie is forced to stay at school to work on a project. This makes Christopher mad and he decides to pay her a late night visit. This is a oneshot that could be continued.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
If I Kiss Him Will He Stop Talking? by LyssaGranger reviews
[OneShot]Ron and Hermione are fighting again, but this time their argument will end differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Just Too Tired To Argue by Rose Black reviews
Howl is having a bit of trouble, but Sophie is just not up to arguing with him. Fluff, sorry.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2005
Lucky! by Artemis Obscure reviews
It all started when Howl was looking for a lucky charm. Then he managed to rope Sophie in to help... [forgive me for unnecessary WAFF and FLUFF which might make people want to shoot me...]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2005
Does It Hurt? by Kat097 reviews
A one shot based on my story 'The Phantom of the Opera'. Dominique considers her Papa and why he feels different.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera by Kat097 reviews
The story of the Phantom of the Opera if another Viscount had been chosen as Patron of the Opera Populaire. As before, the new patron sets his sights on Christine, but with very different intentions. Now it is up to Erik to help her. ExC COMPLETED
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,495 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Hope Dies Last by AgiVega reviews
Spoilers from The Opal Deception. Holly reflects on certain tragic events. Some Artemis-Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Digory's Discovery by Rosa Cotton reviews
What can disappointment, nervousness, and unpractice lead to?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke - Complete
Les Mis Condensed by Tziporah reviews
This is actually my condensed version of the musical, but oh well. Act II is up! Yippee! Supposed to be funny, but I'm not sure if it really is.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005
Confessions of a Fangirl by r0seinmisery reviews
ALMOST COMPLETE! Everyone has seen an Enjolras fangirls. The imaginary person, Catherine Patterson, takes the fan worship to a new level. Read her diary.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
What Should Have Happened by Kat097 reviews
Based on the ALW 2004 movie. What Christine SHOULD have done when faced with Phantom's choice. Bashing of every character, designed to be amusing!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
Can It Be? by possumgurl reviews
Can it be? Can it be Christine? A humorous little ficlet set during Think of Me...Contains much Raoulbashing...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
If Only Sauron was Smarter by Csillan.Rose reviews
Sauron could easily have won the war. How, you ask? Well, with a series of cunning tactics, he could have had all of Middle Earth on his side… Humor fic, R & R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
What Raging Fires by Arkaeo reviews
What if Christine had gone against all she had been told, and hadn't pulled off the Phantom's mask? What really should've happened during The Point of No Return. A EC retelling, based on the ALW film.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Midnight Chats by Takada Saiko reviews
Mary Russell universe, just after Holmes and Russell's marriage, they have a chat about Holmes' childhood. Very shoor. R&R
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2004
Mischief and Mistletoe by Rosa Cotton reviews
Christmas Eve for Polly and Digory brings unwanted exercise for one and a welcome surprise for the other. DigoryPolly holiday fic!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/29/2004 - [Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke] - Complete
Secret Weakness by la chiede il tuo cor reviews
It seems that Javert and Bahorel have the same weakness... Very odd, somewhat ooc, but, you know...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2004
A Matter of Timing by Kat097 reviews
RonHermione. It's their one year anniversary and Hermione couldn't be happier. A romantic date, a moonlit walk... everythign seems perfect until the Chocolate Frog Card comes along
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Pun fully intended by AmZ reviews
Challenge from gleamswhichpass: a drabble involving a pun. Get ready to groan.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Javert, Bahorel - Complete
Brave Knights and Fair Maidens by Rosa Cotton reviews
Digory and Polly don't see eye to eye when it comes to fairy tales. Nor when it comes to how a knight should win a fair maiden. Will the two friends come to an understanding?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2004 - [Digory Kirke, Polly Plummer] - Complete
Marius Gets a Dog by JenValjean24601 reviews
Enjolras hears the story of Marius and his dog from Prouvaire, Coureyrac, Combeferre and finally Marius. Disaster ensues in the Cafe Musain.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Bahorel, Enjolras - Complete
Together by Junius reviews
REVISED: Lief is determined to find out why Jasmine has been so short with him and makes some startling realisations… one-shot, very fluffy, and with a bad title to boot. Spoiler for second series.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
For Lack of a Better Title by kirby russell reviews
Short little fics about how Mary Russell's books came about. 5th chapter finally up inside...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 12/4/2002
It is you I have loved by Lady Pirate 18 reviews
A short song fic about Morwen and Telemain
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2004
My Constant RestingPlace by nefret24 reviews
Our lordship's quiet contemplation of his upcoming nuptials, Jerry's hijinks, and Bunter's ministrations at the Mitre, directly prior to the wedding ceremony hinted at in Busman's Honeymoon. Please r&r.
Peter Wimsey - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Just one of those things by nebulia reviews
JehanEponine. You were warned. Rated for a single thematic inference and a single swear word. Somewhat angsty. The lovesick poet and the crazy waif meet in the Luxembourg.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Eponine, Bahorel - Complete
Mizzies at the Park by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE! My Mizzies decide they want to come with me to the park... but they aren't clear as to what kind of park I'm going to. Everyone is OOC and the bishop rides a llama.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Bahorel, Javert - Complete
Jean Valjean: Owners Guide and Manual by PatchworkDK reviews
User's manual for the Jean Valjean units.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2004
High Stakes by TeenTypist reviews
Okay, a sappy little Ron-Hermione fluffy ficlet. Don't you love these? What happens after a chess match with high stakes is interupted? Will they call it a draw? We're talking higher stakes than 1st Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
After the attack by Lythande1972 reviews
Missing scene from Gaudy Night. Dorothy Sayers doesn't spend nearly enough time letting Peter worry about Harriet. Mine is an angst story, so I get to cut to the chase and make him wallow! :) Enjoy.
Peter Wimsey - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
Retitled Songs from Les Miserables by meganphntmgrl reviews
You've seen the Phantom and Jekyll and Hyde versions- now, see the Mizzie edition! REVISED: Now includes Drink With Me and a better Heart Full of Love.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2004
Truth by aethre reviews
"Vinyáya's always had a thing for me, devilishly attractive as I am." Book One tag.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Julius R., Vinyáya - Complete
Conversations Involving a Broom by MaidM reviews
A very pregnant Sophie goes on another cleaning frenzy. Howl objects. Very mild Fluff, no plot I can think of.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/27/2003
Kiss and Telemain by Kicking Poe reviews
Telemain loves Morwen, but can he tell her? Short, one-shot fic. A bit fluffy, but cute. REVISED!
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Hostage Situations by Lessa3 reviews
After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,398 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Hope and Duty by Kitty Rainbow reviews
Artemis' world is falling apart before his very eyes. Someone else has to put the pieces back together for him, before he falls apart too.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Ride Home by dixielou reviews
A Holmes Russell conversation taking place shortly after the infamous dock scene.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Complete
The Redemption of the Dark Lord by Shire.Conspire reviews
A short, one-shot fic that I like to think is funny. Voldemort tries to redeem himself publicly by showing the world that his past actions are not evil...meant for laughs, could be used for tears and always and aid in blackmailing the Dark Lord!!! R/R pl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Voldemort - Complete
A birthday wish by Kat097 reviews
Written for Kagirinaku's birthday. It's Hermione's birthday and it looks like Ron and Harry have forgotten. Hermione has a chat with Moaning Myrtle and Cho Chang about it and they give her advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Fowl Style by Nyghtvision reviews
Old fluff, somewhat embarassingly silly. Freaky random tripe, actually. In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit ff.net's needs
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2003
Ever After by s' old fic reviews
Howl, Sophie, waffy, plotless. Takes place after events in 'Howl's Moving Castle'.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Complete
All Because Of A Flower by PhantomTigre reviews
A new type of flower that leads to a long adventure! Rosethorn and Crane Romance. Please RR. I wrote this with my sister Snowbear several years ago.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,893 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
THE MOST EVIL PLAN OF LORD VOLDEMORT! by Kat097 reviews
Lord voldemort has a new evil plan to destroy Harry Potter. He will send his newest Deather - a hurricane, a devestating monster! How will Harry, Ron and Hermione get out of this one?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Voldemort - Complete
Is That Lemonade? by Jellicle Girl reviews
Ginny and Hermione stay up late talking about Ron and Harry. It is rated PG because of one swear word, which I didn't even want to use.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Superstitions by AmZ reviews
Javert clarifies a few fundamental principles of policework.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Javert - Complete
Isas and Niva by SeraphAngel reviews
Rosethorn and Crane's romance, according to me. AU after The Circle Opens quartet came out
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2002 - Published: 11/30/2001 - Complete
Playing His Game by Sweeney Agonistes reviews
Sherlock Holmes defends his cause, his honor, and his Russell against one of his greatest adversaries...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2001
Christmas at Duke's Denver by Sweeney Agonistes reviews
While at Lord Peter Wimsey's place for Christmas, Russell discovers Holmes's sordid Christmas Past...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2001
The puzzling affair of Baker street comprehensive by clarrie reviews
new chapter added- I couldn't sleep, someone on a mailing list made a joke. Basically this is Holmes, Watson, Russell et all in a modern UK 'high' school. Deeply silly, and reassuringly unromantic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2001 - Published: 4/18/2001
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I Wrote a Fic, or I Dreamed a Dream--Fanfiction Style reviews
Another "Les Misérables-Fanfiction Style" song parody! "I Dreamed a Dream," anyone?
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Complete
Get it Right, or Bring Him Home Fanfiction Style reviews
Les Misérables-Fanfiction Style is back! This one is a parody of "Bring Him Home" which laments the bad spelling and grammar too often found in fanfiction.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Complete
Innocent Euphrasie reviews
A poem by Cosette, introducing herself to the reader. I can't really say any more, or I'll give it away. GUYS, I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Cosette - Complete
It Came Upon the Barricade reviews
Another parody! "It Came Upon the Midnight Clear" has now been Mizzified! Enjoy!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Enjolras - Complete
Grantaire, the Loyal Winecask reviews
The long-awaited parody version of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" with a few changes from expected. "You know Bossuet and Joly and Courfey and Enjy,/ Bahorel, Jean Prouvaire, Combeferre, and Feuilly,/ But do you recall the sarcastic cynic at all?..."
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
How Javert Stole Christmiz reviews
A parody of Dr. Seuss' classic, featuring Javert in a Santa suit as the Grinch, Valjean as a Who, Cosette as Cindy-Lou Who, and Gavroche as Max. "Why, for twenty-five years I've put up with it now! I MUST catch this dangerous convict! ...But HOW?"
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Disclaimer, or On My Own Fanfiction Style reviews
Due to the great response I got for "One Day More - Review Style," I've decided to rewrite the whole musical "Fanfiction Style"! Here we have the parody of "On My Own"; it's a disclaimer... :D
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
The Christmiz Song reviews
Another Miz-tastic parody! Sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song" a.k.a. "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" . I saw some Christmiz carols posted by other people a while back, and thought I'd try my hand at one.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
In Memory reviews
No, there is NOT character death. This is "In Memory" of a different kind. A poem from Holmes' POV as if he ever wrote poetry! ...but...whatever... :D that takes place during BEEK.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
One Day More Review Style reviews
A parody of "One Day More" as it might appear in a fanfiction . net review.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
Our Friend Enjy reviews
Happy Barricade Day, everyone! Let's just say that Enjolras has a new theme song...to the tune of London Bridge. A really stupid, pointless song parody that is the only Mizfic I have written at this point. See inside for full reasons why I posted this
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Enjolras - Complete
Revenge reviews
Ever wondered just where the idea for "Love Never Dies" came from? Well, here's the answer... Short one-shot. WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS for "Love Never Dies"!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010
New Year's Resolutions of A Phangirl reviews
A list of New Year's Resolutions made by a Phangirl who lives in Erik's lair.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010
Newton's Third and Russell's First reviews
While studying with Holmes, Russell gets a bit of a surprise... IMPORTANT: This fic is set somewhere between BEEK and MREG...to fully understand it, you have to pretend that this is the way they got together, not the dock scene...sorry if you're confused
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Wa Little Help From Aladdin, the Genie, & Puppets reviews
Russell and Holmes, still unmarried, meet up with some old friends and some new ones, all of whom help them to discover what they feel. AU, with references to canon.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Saint Patrick's Day reviews
You mean to tell me that I've been wearing THIS all day' Holly has a little fun with a certain Mud Boy on March 17. AH in later chapters, friendfluff in the first.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
What Do You Mean, He's Paper? reviews
Set during Briar's Book, and based on the Japanese legend of the paper cranes. Rosethorn gets slightly confused. RC
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Now or Never reviews
When human and fairy admit love For one another, Then, and only then, will the Destroyer stop destroying, Then will the spell be broken, And few will remember what has transpired.” AH, rating for some violence
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,559 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
10 Things Russell, Holmes &c Would Never Say reviews
Title selfexplanatory. Small, funny oneshot, may be more later.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007
10 Things the EF Characters Would Never Say reviews
Title selfexplanatory. Small, funny oneshot, may be more later.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007
10 Things the AF Characters Would Never Say reviews
Title selfexplanatory. Short funny oneshot, may be more later.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2007
Nightmares reviews
Rosethorn has been having nightmares. But what do they mean...and why are they about Crane? RC
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
Intertwined reviews
A small fluffyish story, postMREG, preLETT. Russell wonders about fate.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
And It Was Good reviews
Small oneshot. AH. Patterned after the story of the Creation in the Bible, but not meant to be offensive in any way. Not fluffy, except for a kiss.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
After the Storm reviews
Small oneshot exploring a missing scene from TBA. 'After a particularly bitter day of verbal duels and bloodletting, he sat and stroked my hair until I fell asleep.' Basically just RH fluffy goodness.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
A WHAT? reviews
Kim needs to tell Mairelon something, and goes to Renee D'Auber for advice. Includes Kim with a stomachache, Mairelon completely and totally astounded, and our favorite Frenchwoman calling Kim a bufflehead. SPOILERS FOR MM AND MW!
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Welcome to Artemis's World! reviews
Drabbles of various types, some of which will involve Artemis getting sugarhigh! AH in some of the drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
Cliches reviews
Isn’t it funny how sometimes, despite all the evidence to the contrary, we insist on expecting that things will turn out like a fairy tale' AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Pancakes and Fanfic World reviews
These are actually email messages from me and two of my cousins to each other...full of good old randomness and include a little Harry Potter...by the way, when we email each other we call it fanfic world
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Volcano No More reviews
Drabblelike thing, only about 600 words, and one page in Microsoft Word. AH fluff. Set during TLC, so SPOILER WARNING! AU fic, italics are from the book, regular is mine.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Ruined Romances reviews
Rosethorn and Crane's attempts at romance...unfortunately, they seem to have an unintentional habit of being spied on...Yes, I KNOW it's technically not RC, according to the books, but guess what? I DON'T CARE!
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006
What's In A Name? From the Rose's Point of View reviews
What happens when Rosethorn gets a mysterious birthday present? ...And i've had much assuring from others that the RosieCrane pairing is not so weird after all! Thanks, guys!...
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Mirror reviews
Just a short little oneshot...'The mirror had been in the Fowl family for years...the poor old mirror hadn’t been used for a long time. It was just sitting there, gathering dust, and waiting…'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Memories reviews
What happens when Foaly reads the copy of Artemis' memories that he took the day Artemis was mindwiped? AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Please reviews
Poem...Holly's writing...A x H...Holly writes to Root and Foaly, asking them not to mindwipe Artemis...set, obviously, sometime during TEC yes, I know there wasn't a lot of time but I think it could happen
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Giving You Love reviews
Poem...Holly's POV...A x H...Holly talks about what love is...kinda hard to explain...yup...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Bliss At Last reviews
Poem...Holly's POV...A x H...Holly and Arty are talking, Holly writes about her feelings while the conversation is going on...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Tomorrow reviews
Poem...Holly's POV...A x H...yup! Holly talks about tomorrow...no, it's nothing to do with Annie
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
I Can't reviews
poem...Holly's POV...Set after TEC, it's kind of Holly's feelings about the mindwipe...sort of. It's a little hard to explain. A x H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Artemis' Night Before Christmas reviews
A parody on the famous poem. I know it's not anywhere near Christmas, but I had the idea and I just had to write it! AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
To Where You Are reviews
Basically, this is my own form of tribute to CERTAIN PEOPLE who died in TOD coughchokeSPOILERWARNINGchokecough...anywho... It's a songfic. R&R...please? I LIKE REVIEWS!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
My version of the ending to the seventh book reviews
It's actually a newspaper article, for once Rita Skeeter gets it right I don't know why I did that but I couldn't really think of another columnist...anywho yup the title tells all
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Seventh Hour reviews
The idea for this fic was actually my friend's, but I'm writing it, so I guess it's a joint effort. Summary: Old enemies…new enemies…kidnappings…and seven hours for a complicated rescue. What will Artemis do?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Miss Eula's reviews
I'm cowriting this with the same friend who helped me with 3... If you like the idea of Holly trying valiantly and sometimes failing badly to make her way aboveground without accidentally giving away the whole fairy civilization in the process, you will
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
HA Network reviews
The first thing I have to say about this one is that the title is pronounced aych ay Network, not ha Network. This has been mistaken so often that I need to point it out right away. Anyway: Holly and Artemis do a radio show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
ArtemisHolly thing reviews
This one has no official title, but no number either, so it's just ArtemisHolly thing right now. Artemis and Holly older now, don't worry get married. There is one more part of this coming, but I'm not the one writing it, so I don't know when I'll have i
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Star Wars fic reviews
Basically, the LEP asked Holly to promote them by making the People's own version of the Star Wars movies. She agrees, and forces Artemis to help. Root makes an appearance, as well as Foaly, Lili Frond, those infallible brothers, Trouble and Grub Kelp, an
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2006
Fanfiction 10 reviews
AH again. Basically, Root and Foaly have a plot to get a certain female LEP officer to admit that she likes a certain blueeyed, blackhaired Mud Boy. A little cheesy you'll see why when you read it, but interesting, if you like AH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Valentine's Day aka fanfic 9 reviews
Okay, I'll be brutally honest here. This one has a REALLY lame ending. I couldn't think of anything. However, the rest of it is okay, I think, and it has one or two little funny parts, if you like those... WARNING: ARTEMISHOLLY!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Halloween aka fanfic 8 reviews
Another holiday: It's Halloween now, and...but I won't give too much away. You'll just have to read it and see...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Christmas aka fanfic 7 reviews
Rather pointless, now that I look back on it. This was my first attempt at some ArtemisHolly stuff that was not in one of the goofy scriptstyle slapsticktype fics. No mushy stuff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis and Holly's Guide to Traveling aka 6 reviews
Artemis and Holly's Guide to Traveling. Another foiled attempt at a TV show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
April Fools' Day aka fanfic 5 reviews
It's April Fools' Day. This fic chronicles Holly's attempts to play a good ol' April Fools' prank on Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Fanfiction 4 reviews
Holly teaches Artemis selfdefense. Nothing else much to say about this one, except it's funny. Needless to say, I recommend that you read it, but then it's my fanfic...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Fanfiction 3 reviews
Holly, Artemis, and Foaly play a special edition of Jeopardy, which turns into chaos my specialty! Muahaha...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fanfiction 2 reviews
Two things before the actual story summary. One, this isn't actually my first story, but it's the first one I've posted. See my web site for more details about my first story. And two, I tend to number my fics instead of giving them titles. Don't ask
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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