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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Anime X-overs, Book X-overs, and Nightmare Before Christmas.
When I started this I meant to just have 3 stories up at time, work on them all, and have them done in a year. Pardon me while I try to figure out 'What the F--!' happened to that idea.
2/06/13 New job starts Friday!
2/1/2013 Inspiration moves slowly. What can I say?
2/19/2011 My computer's connection died a couple weeks ago and I haven't been able to fix it yet. Now my computer just decided to up and die and I'm waiting for a paycheck or two to fix it. I've been a no show for a month and it might be a while more yet. Sorry guys but shit happens you know? Keep your fingers crossed nothing worse happens. PS..this is a library computer. Best I could do.
12/31/2010 - 1/1/2011 Merry belated Christmas and Happy New Year!
11/10/10 Added new section at very bottom called Bunny Notes. Can be taken as challenges if you really want. I pretty much just typed up hand written notes as I wrote them, I just expanded my short hand some so it is acutally readable.
11/09/10 Updated my Update Info, which means I finally added HOH to the list. I'm working on another bunny now, who here is really surprised? Plus, if anyone read the OHSHCxHP bunny in the Misc Files, you'll recall I said I had no idea what I planned to do with it. Suffice to say I found my notes and it actually sounds interesting. If I actually knew more than 5 episodes and 15 chapters worth of OHSHC information I might actually try to make it but alas. Ran across another bunny note that I would write if I had any confidence I could properly write a CSI: Miami based story but I sucked at math and science. The bullshit o' meter would be off the radar. For those who read HOH and want to know what Harry left behind...ITS A SECRET! Lol! It shall come into play very soon, if not chapter 3 then 4 for sure. For APT readers, Harry will be human before too much longer. I've dreamed of the Cat Show since the bunny first came up and I refused to change him back before it occurred. It has come and past so now humanity is next on the list. A couple one shots under wraps, hopefully they'll be up soon-ish. Finally, for anyone who is reading my stories and notice that page breaks seem to be missing, they are. Blame FFN, because at some point they made it so it no longer supports the multiple dashes as a page break and deleted them from my stories. If there is a big jump and you think a break should be there, there's a 99.5 percent chance one should be there.
10/31/10 HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE BUDGET NINJA!!!
07/02/10 Vacation here I come!
06/10/10 Expect an update to a couple of stories soon and maybe a new crossover too. Also, I updated "Quotes I Like" with a couple rules from an amazing and original story that you should go read if you've become fed up with the severe lack of original ideas in the Harry Potter fandom.
02/16/10 Updated "Quotes I Like". Expect a new update to FSS sometime after March. I've decided to set it in Johto and the American release of HeartGold and SoulSilver is March 14th. L4 has been getting wriggly so I may update that soon. Updated my Update Info section.
01/01/10 HAPPY NEW YEAR! (at least in America)
08/12/09 Added a new funny quote to my list. My fingers are being pulled in all directions when I'm not dragging after double duty at the jobs. So, look out for a random compilation story to appear sometime soon-ish.
05/30/09 I now have a second job to scrape together enough money for my next semester. While APT is currently in the works - lets say new chapter is 55 percent done - you can consider the updates to take a little bit longer. Sleep is more important to me at the moment. However, I am a firm believer is the No Hiatus policy - if you see my story listed I am working on it, no matter how ever loving long it takes. Some of these bunnies just hibernate like bears and are just as dangerous to wake up early. If there is just no hope of a story being updated I will remove it from the site - you'll notice my Gundam Wing story Surprises is no longer listed. Gimme time, if 250 people actually took the time to review one of MY stories, I'm not going to leave you all hanging. In story news, you may soon see either A - a new slew of stories or B - a single story that will house all my starter chapters while I decide whether or not they are ready to strike out on their own. Keep your eyes peeled.
05/12/09 I'm done with the semester and have no intentions of taking any summer courses. As you can see, I updated FSS, Nibbles, and L4. Just a week or two back I updated SLK and APT. I'll try and get to TNSD (as specifically requested by AbeoUmbra - now Abby Ebon) and D5 but I make you no promises. I have a couple new bunnies trying to reach the actual publication stage but so far nothing really solid (don't worry, there just one or two shots).
12/16/08 My Diablo2/HP fic is now up. The title is temporary until I can think of something better.
12/14/08 School is out for a month and I'm not looking forward to grades but you the reader should rejoice for I bring you two new stories to ogle. First I bring you For the Sake of Sirius (FSS) my HP/Pokemon story and "Nibbles" my Inuyasha/HP fic. Read, review, tell me what you think. Also, keep your eyes peeled for updates for APT and SLK.
10/5/08 Looking for a part-time brit picker for Lupin the 4th! PM with a link to previous work if interested.
10/2/2008 Alright folks, expect the first chapter of two new stories to show up soon. Nibbles is almost ready for the spotlight and FSS has hijacked my muse to wile away the hours during Linguistics and American Literature. APT is also waking its lazy ass up and creeping toward another update. However, I apologize to the SLK fans because I'm currently backed into a corner and doing my best to do anything else but SLK and hope that a way out suddenly appears. Harry, Zabuza, and Haku need to get into Konoha - ALIVE. So, how do you convince Kakashi - the guy you've been busy beating the crap out of - to do so?
New challenge, please look!
8/19/2008 School starts next Monday, someone shoot me. I got a job, someone congratulate me! I'm taking a creative writing workshop this semester, pat yourselves on the backs because semi-regular updates are on the horizon!
6/18/2008 Some of you may have noticed that APT 8 was replaced with the edited SLK 9 at around 5am on the 15th. That got fixed after a nice reviewer left me a note saying such. Now, what it is you want to hear. SLK 10 is up! APT 9 has the first two pages done -- "Camo goes to WEI". D5 has three pages typed -- Iruka takes the boys shopping. L4 is three pages in - "The Fiasco and Here's Lupin!". That poll up above us? The prologue is one click away if you just click my 'homepage' button.
5/7/2008 I added challenges at the bottom of my profile. Check them out and drop me a line if you accept one so I can direct a link to you. Thanks bunches.
2/26/2008 Be kind and answer the poll at the top of my profile. Thank you.
Dec 16 2007 FOR ALL PEOPLE WANTING ME TO UPDATE-- YES I AM WORKING ON THEM!! I repeat-- I AM WORKING ON ALL MY STORIES!!
6/07/2007 Nothing important here. This is a long-ish bio so if you don't want a lot of scrolling hit "Hide Bio" in the Top Right corner.
1/6/2007!! I don't post often, period, end of story. I have every intention of finishing what I start though. Thanks to those willing to stick around.
Drink of Choice: Long Island Iced Tea, Margarita
Ever Been Drunk: Nope, happily buzzed
Favorite Food: Raw fish of the sushi varieties
I Dislike: Zealots. I will not burn in Hell for believing in karma and reincarnation. Thank you for telling me to my face your belief but have enough common courtesy to just keep your trap wired shut to begin with.
I Like: Watching hot guys get it on...and imagining other things...(drool) Yes people I admit to my perversity.
Twitch Factor: Listening to my best friend and her husband talk about their sex life. Yeah...didn't WANT or NEED to know that they own handcuffs. And other stuff.
Joining The Crowd:
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL-I say Grease
(This doesn't really count. It's a quote from YouTube that made me laugh but didn't belong in 'The Quotes I Like' because it isn't from a fic.)
Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We torrent, we download, we don't give a damn, drink up me 'earties, Yo ho!
From music to movies to software and gaming, drink up me 'earties, Yo ho!
Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
Update info: Title (Abbreviation) (Series) (Warnings) (Update info)
Dolphin's Five (D5) (GWxNARU) Eventual Shounen-ai, AU, T for swearing and violence, Duo and Iruka centric - Chapter 4 up.
Shadow of the Lightning Kitsune (SLK) (NARUxHP) No main romace, AU- Chapter 11 up.
Lupin the Fourth (L4) (L3xHP) Light slash or no romance, AU, T rating for violence, swearing, and overall concepts - Chapter 3 up. Working on 4.
A Persian's Tale: Scarred for Life (APT) (HPxGW) AU, light slash and het, T rating - Chapter 11 up. Working on 12.
The Newest Spirit Detective (TNSD) (YYHxHP) Eventual slash, AU, T for violence and swearing- Chapter 3 up.
"Nibbles" -working title (INUxHP) AU, Crossover, probably romance-less, T rating for violence and swearing - Chapter 2 up. Working on 3.
For the Sake of Sirius (FSS) (HPx Pokemon) Light slash romance, AU, T rating, Harry-centric - Chapter 3 up. Working on 4.
Harry of Halloween Town (HOH) (HP x Nightmare Before Christmas) Possible light slash romance, AU, T rating for swearing and violence mainly - Chapter 3 up.
Misc. Files (Misc) (VARIOUS) Warnings will be issued for each individual entry since there is no over arching theme. They go up when they go up.
Quotes I've Found I Like:
Moody grinned at him: a horrible sight. "Harry Potter, eh? Want to be an Auror do you, Mr Harry Potter? You could do worse. The Aurors made me the man I am today!"
Harry considered the map of scars, the spinning eye, and the wooden leg in the wreckage before him. He considered running for the door. "That's--good to know."
Severus managed a look that was almost coy, "Well, you must be aware that the Auror Corp is out in force, the Minister is apoplectic and there seems to be something happening in Azkaban?"
"Yes, indeed …" Rita was almost salivating. "Do you know what it is all about?"
Severus grinned a little more. "Yes … there was an escape from our much lauded Azkaban prison." Rita leaned forward a little farther, breathing a little faster. "The escapee was …" Severus dangled the sentence a bit, watching her hands creep forward towards him. " … was Sirius Black." Rita's breath caught in a strangled gasp and her eyes were glassy with arousal at the thought of the headlines she was about to get. "It turns out that he might not have had an actual trial …"
Severus was cut off as Rita leaped on him with a growl of glee, tearing at his jacket – not bothering with the buttons. Severus awakened in the Inn's bed hours later reflecting that there was certainly more than one way to seduce a witch.
In all honesty, she would eventually admit to herself years after the event, it was a mistake to let her guard down so easily; Naruto might have looked like a two-year old in his current state but behind those innocent blue eyes was the budding mind of a future legendary prankster who didn't take kindly to threats against his person. As a result of this Anko almost jumped in shock when she felt a sudden tight grip clamp around her left shin, a pressure on her knee that, as she looked down, realised was being caused by her student's fluffy little head being rested against it. Overwhelmed and almost physically sickened by the sensation of being glomped by a toddler Anko was helpless to react as that massive grin turned up towards her,
There was a second snort that echoed around the office, though luckily for the one who'd inadvertently initiated it the Snake Mistress was in no fit state to take action. Instead her face was white, hair all but stood up on end as the sheer horror of that word struck outright revulsion deep within her soul; visions of her being forced to abandon her missions, her lifestyle, Kami damn it all her life as she knew it to look after some gurgling little speck of humanity that wouldn't even be able to hold a kunai for several years were enough to make her go a green as Naruto had been minutes before. She was so caught up in the grip of a nightmare, strong enough to make even Itachi raise a complimentary eyebrow, that it was only when the Hokage cleared his throat that she managed to shake herself free and realise the purveyor of such a perversion against the natural order of things; me, a mother – yeah and Oroichi-teme might win Citizen of the Year; was still clinging to her thigh like a leech.
John just stared; he was trying to act like he was in the loop, but all he really wanted was for someone to kill Moriarty and for them all to leave so he could find Gregory and inform the man that they were not 'nots' anymore. They were not not-dating. They were not not-flirting. They were not not-gay. They were not not-frotting.
Frankly, LeStrade had better just hope he was also not at work, because wherever John found him was where John Watson was going to snog Gregory senseless and declare that they were now officially gay men who were dating after a lot of flirting and frotting and would very soon be shagging!
Actually, he kind of hoped Gregory was at work. It would be worth it just to see Anderson's pinch-faced reaction. Besides, John had heard make-up sex was the best, and if he embarrassed Gregory enough, there would definitely be a need to make-up. After the angry sex, of course. Oh, god, he was so damn horny. Adrenaline really messed him up. Dropping his head in despair, John uttered a soft whimper at Mycroft's mocking but sympathetic pat on the shoulder.
Could they even be put in the category of friends, really? Light had never been one to socialize and go out with others, true… But did friends get into fist fights and kick-boxing sessions, cram disgusting food down each other's throats, coat eat other in flour, accuse one of being a mass-murderer, and publicly embarrass each other all while eating ice cream and listening to Beethoven?
(LG's opinion: Hell YES! 'A good friend bails you out of jail but your best friend is sitting in the cell with you!')
Naruto watched with wide blue eyes as an armoured man cleaned blood off of a variety of instruments the child had never seen before, talking all the while.
"Now, this little baby is extremely useful, because they never see it coming," the adult chattered, enjoying the attention. "See how it looks like shears, with these little braces to stop an interrogator from cutting too deep and killing the suspect? Well, it does do that, but the beauty of this sucker is that it also gives an extremely painful electric shock. See here, on the handle? That's the battery. You just snap the shears into someone's flesh, and flick this button here, and all of a sudden they've got unexpected, excruciating pain, with no chance to brace or prepare for it! One hit works better than hours of methodical cutting."
The little boy nodded, hands carefully behind his back in the universally taught position that parents implement to help kids remember not to touch whatever shiny or (in this case) lethal item they really, really wanted to pick up.
"That is cool," he said solemnly. Then: "Can I try it?"
"Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies, though truths twisted truly make good alibis."
Sasuke hit the ground hard holding his throat and coughing. Naruto walked around him slowly and let him get his breath, "You know Uchiha… part of me is telling me to just knock you flat on your ass, get my promotion, go home, and sleep until later disturbed."
A feral grin spread over his face however, "But it's a whisper compared to the part of me that's screaming to flat out humiliate your ass in front of all these people. So get up, because this is a long ass trail you're taking Uchiha, and this is just the first turn bitch."
Sebastian smiled at the last part. Heaven above, if this is why you created love... then you are truly an Almighty Being... But that doesn't mean that I'll repent.
"The first inescapable rule of existence is that time is money."
"The fourth – an unasked question is profit lost."
"The eighth – a competitor's spy is your best servant."
"The ninth – your spy is your competitor's until given a stake in your profit."
"The eighteenth – diplomacy serves two roles: to ease a knife into your back and to ease it out."
"The twenty-seventh – if the road splits into two paths – you can only take one."
"The twenty-eighth – you'll find no gold on a well-walked path."
Z is for Zambini, Blaise,
Neville watched with amusement as Harry James Potter, the Man who Destroyed Voldemort – and then proceeded to pee on his smouldering corpse while humming ‘Let the Bodies Hit the Floor’ for added desecration and his own sheer amusement – and then took five years off to become a known figure around the world hunting down Death Eaters, getting drunk at almost every bar he walked into, walking out of said bars with women and men and little else than a large grin, collapsed back on his bed. Out like a light.
"I have two open apartments." House held up his fingers. "A and C. D is where my handyman lives. C is in the process of moving to Florida, to a retirement village with his girlfriend. His girlfriend is eighty." He explained, looking vaguely irritated. "She... seduced him... with visions of golf. The harlot! He always paid his rent on time, and he's healthy and deaf as a post. I was looking forward to at least five more years of rent out of him!"
"Oh, the things that those old people get up to when they don't have proper supervision." Chase shook his head in mock sadness. "I bet they have sex and everything!"
"I know they do." House shuddered, pointing up at the ceiling. "But it took me a month to figure out that was what they were doing. I'm used to, you know... bang bang bang bang bang. You know, kind of with a beat you can dance to! But for a while, I thought he'd taken up a hobby that involved woodworking. You know... bang bang... tap tap... bang bang... wait ten minutes... bang bang... tap tap tap... and then a cheer of 'yay' for finishing it. Imagine my horror when I realized that was just him getting it on!"
His eyes were a window into his soul, and from there she could see an infinite sea of insanity.
“Oh, good! August!” Hojo exclaimed suddenly, making Sephiroth draw up straight. A happy Hojo was not good news for anyone else. Hojo was holding one magazine up. The thin man pulled his keys out of his pocket and went over to the filing cabinet next to the microtome. He knelt down and began working on the lock of the bottom drawer.
Sephiroth wondered what in the world the man was up to. Hojo had some strange ways of gathering specimens, but this was a little odd even for him. The scientist looked back over his shoulder and cleared his throat.
“Normally I wouldn’t open this drawer with other people in the room, but you’re not a nosy coworker and I suppose you’re old enough for this kind of thing now.” Hojo removed a stack of magazines from the drawer. “Let’s see, June, July, September. All right then, August goes here.”
Sephiroth’s heart thudded. His eyes froze in place, unable to look away. Hojo locked the drawer and stood up. “Well, if you ever find yourself needing a little… entertainment, you can come to me. I’ll lend you the key.”
Sephiroth took a shaky step backwards. It was everything he could do not to gape.
“Oh, don’t look so shocked,” Hojo snapped. “I’m a man like any other. I have needs.”
Sephiroth didn’t stop running till he got to his apartment and he spent the next three hours in his bathtub, hosing and scrubbing.
There were definite signs to show he was past mad, beyond angry, pissed off had been left in the dust at the last gas station, and he was pretty sure that viciously livid had fallen out the window at 150miles shortly thereafter.
Raito laughed again, shortly this time, “The same with me. Women are…frustrating. And clingy. They always think they’re going to be the one I care about, you know?”
“I know,” L replied, grimacing, “ ‘Sex relieves tension - love causes it.’”
Raito nodded, and quoted equally, “ ‘Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best’.”
L lifted an eyebrow and met the challenge, “‘Sex is God's joke on human beings.’”
Raito gave another deep, throaty laugh that made the spot below L’s stomach tighten in a sort of painful pleasure.
“ ‘Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions’,” Raito countered, taking a swallow of his drink.
“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer,” L retorted easily.
“Well then,” Raito said, ending the war of quotations, and smirking, “Yes.”
L was taken aback; he was sure he’d heard wrong, “Excuse me?”
Snape edged over to the troll, and decided from the cracked mess that was once its underdeveloped skull that he could safely rule out ‘unconscious’. He gave Harry Potter a swift glance, and noted his terse nod in response.
At last. Proof of his deeply-held belief that children were all vicious, murderous little bastards twice as bad as any Dark Lord.
I covered my head with the pillow when I heard someone enter my room. The side of the bed dipped and they tried to take the pillow. I struggled, refusing to let it be taken hostage by another. It was my pillow, damn it. It was nobody’s hostage but my own.
Naruto looked up with a slightly disoriented look on his face; the sheer power of the Angst Tidal Wave had nearly given him a concussion due to his magic's sensitivity to emotion. It had even effected him when it wasn't his emotion, damnit! How emotionally expressive could that bastard be when his lips only seemed to form a scowl or a smirk?! He looked over at the brooding Uchiha and flipped him off, showing his clawed nail for a moment before it disappeared back into his sleeve. The slight glimpse was the final hint he would give Kakashi, and the man would be on his own now. Zabuza had also felt the angst wave, and snickered a little at the Sorceress’ reaction to it. Haku was shuffling through his backpack looking for some black nail polish and black lipstick, obviously having been temporarily converted to the ‘Dark Side’ from the overpowering emo-ness. A quick slap to the back of his head brought him out of it right before he was could belt out a heart-warming (or wrist-cutting) rendition of “Crawling in my Skin”.
(...3 Hours Later...)
This thought was the final straw, and Naruto tugged at Zabuza’s arm to get him to back away from the Uchiha. Sasuke’s Brooding Black Cloud of Doom that was hovering over his head exploded, causing a physical backlash to ripple through the entire area, breaking windows, changing radio stations to the All Day Linkin Park Broadcast, and halting his stampede in its tracks. The Yamanaka Flower Shop was, thankfully, protected against such occurrences since before the Uchiha Massacre, making one wonder if perhaps Itachi was pushed over the edge by his fanpeople…
See Blasie only acts like a cold hearted son of a bitch around everyone because…well it’s just how Slytherin’s do things. You fools! You don’t questions hundreds of years of proud incestuous tradition! Unless you are Blasie Zabini who thinks girls are icky.
So his entire life had just changed in one night. That didn't mean that he had to panic. No, really, he wasn't going to panic, he wasn't going to scream, and he most certainly was NOT going to commit godpatricide.
Except for the part were he really really was.
How the fuck could that bastard keep shit like this from him, Harry fumed. This was important!! Very important. How the hell was he going to cope with this? His dad had been a mutant, he was a mutant, his dad was alive, he was fucking green...
Now was the time for homicide.
"SIRIUS!" Harry screamed, in a fiery, child of a red head's rage, even as the plants at the windowsill curled onto themselves.
“I’ll do the fighting,” Zack suggested, “Witch-mom’s not affecting me as badly as she is you.”
“Which mom?” puzzled, Sephiroth requested clarification.
“‘Witch’, rhymes with ‘bitch’. I’m using it so I don’t offend any feeling of maternal loyalty by saying ‘Creepy-Ass Psycho Bitch Mom’.”
Okay, I've been checking through other author profiles and noticed a little trend of putting pairings you support based on anime/book/etc in your list. So I figure, what the hell? I'll give it a go. WARNING: YAOI FANGIRL!
PS: Seme/Uke, S/US/U means I don't care who tops or bottoms (their both hot on my list)
Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler): Sebastian/Ciel, Grell/Undertaker, AnyMale/Undertaker
Harry Potter: Harry/Blaise Zabini, Harry/Lucius/Harry, Harry/Severus, Fred/George/Fred, WeasleyTwins/Harry, Lucius/Draco/Lucius, TMRLV/Harry (not rape!), LV/Severus, Menage a trois (threesome) of any of the above!
GundamWing: Any male/male (or multiple) pairing of the main characters. 1x2x3x4x5x6x13x6x5x4x3x2x1
Full Metal Alchemist: Ed/Roy, Ed/Envy/Ed, Roy/Hughes/Roy, Roy/Hughes/Ed, threesome or moresome!
Naruto: Iruka/Kakashi/Iruka (there aren't enough seme!Iruka's out there), Itachi/Naruto (not rape!), Naruto/Gaara/Naruto, Naruto/Sauske (Naruto has to be seme!), Iruka/Naruto, Kakashi/Naruto, Kakashi/Sauske, Itachi/Sauske, Naruto/Neji/Naruto, Gaara/Lee/Gaara, Naruto/Haku, Any threesome of the above!
YuYu Hakusho: Kurama/Hiei (not a dainty flower Kurama preferrably), Yusuke/Kurama, Yusuke/Hiei, Yusuke/Kurama/Hiei
Cowboy Bebop (favorite anime EVER!): Spike/Vicious/Spike
Final Fantasy 7: Cloud/Sephiroth/Cloud (jessara40k does wonderful uke!Seph fics of the D/s type), Zack/Cloud, Seph/Zack/Cloud, Vincent/Cloud, Zack/Seph/Zack
Pokemon: Ash/Gary/Ash, Brock/Ash, James/Ash, MalePokemon/MalePokemon, mix and match
Undoubtedly there are more that I like but these are what I can think of off the top of my head
Where fanfic is concerned I LOVE: CROSSOVERS, Slash, Mpreg (karma baby!), Decently written creature fics (mainly applies to HP but also some Naruto), and Kitty!Harry. Yes, you read that right. BEWDS has a good Kitty!Harry up and I've seen at least three (1, 2, 3) others on the site that are well written. I also have a thing for cross dresser Harry. If you know of a decent story, PM me please. These are damn hard to find surprisingly.
Fanfic things I DISLIKE: het/yuri fics. I have no problem IRL but seeing it written just does nothing for me. Hells, IRL I couldn't give a damn if you do the neighbor's dog, you don't pry into my life I don't pry into yours. Goth!Harry, hells, Goth!Anybody- it is overused and tends to be just a slap on way to make the character different. IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, EXPLAIN THE DAMN CHANGE! AND I MEAN IN MORE THAN JUST "SOMETHING HAPPENED THIS SUMMER"!! If you find you must do extraordinary changes to the canon character's persona, give a damn good reason with supporting facts and MAKE IT BELIEVABLE!!
And I feel the need to post this now: Feel free to flame me, I don't care. (Flame Clause: Any and All flames are subject to being read, ridiculed, and posted for all to see your stupidity.)
This is just a little something that I believe concerning Harry Potter and Naruto crossovers. I don't think chakra and magic are the same and I won't portray them as such in any of my crosses. I was reading "Phoenix Flight" by Caliko when this jumped out and said - "Yes! This is it!" So, I figured I'd post the snippet and maybe you can understand my reasoning.
Dumbledore leaned back, thinking. “Close. The two can mimic the same results, of course. However, there is one major difference that tells me that they are different. With chakra, almost anyone with the correct training may use it, and everyone has it. A living being may increase their reserves by keeping both their mind and their body fit. However, it is mainly used for defense and offense. Magic, on the other hand, is a trait that is selective. Simply being alive does not guarantee it’s presence, and the wizards reserves only increase with age. It is more versatile, as well. It may create, clean, defend, attack, amuse, as well as track. Wizards and witches incorporate magic into every moment of their lives, which is why someone without magic, like your mother, would never be happy in our world.”
(aka: Overfull Bunny Hutch):
Harry Potter (at least)
This has to be the loosest of all challenges:
Voldemort is the submissive (read: bottom in the relationship) mate of creature!male but still the Dark Lord (read: independent and strong willed personality Voldemort)
That's it. Everything else is up to you, the writer. When, where, why, how - all yours to twist and turn and mangle as you wish. I was inspired while reading "A Chance at Happiness" by Vampirezdarkgurl and realized I have NEVER seen or heard of submissive!mate Voldemort. So, please, someone somewhere make my day.
-"What I Call Life" by City High
What would you do if your son was at home
Crying on the floor 'cause he's hungry
And the only way to feed him is to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy's gone
Somewhere smokin' Rock now
In and out of lock down
I ain't got a job now
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life.
-Write a story around the scenario presented in the lyrics:
-1-Harry is a prostitute trying to support his child
-2-The father/mother is out of the picture
-3-Someone from Hogwarts goes to a party/strip club/brothel/etc. that Harry is working at and confronts him
-Does not have to be a song fic. However, if you would put the lyrics in an AN that would be great
-Harry is hostile and defensive about his occupation but won't accept pity or charity
-Harry's child is the most important thing in his life
-This does not have to be a happy story
Gargoyles (Disney) / Harry Potter
-Harry winds up in NYC
-Harry is attacked and flees. Winds up meeting Xanatos as a result
-Harry is not stupid nor meek. He has a spine and brains and he uses them
-Xanatos takes Harry under his wing. Why?
-Xanatos must provide Harry with a good non-magical education.
-Harry eventually meets the Gargoyles.
-Slash (preferred), no relationship, or mild het (no intimate details)
-OCs are okay as long as they aren't Mary/Gary Stus.
-Owen can be his own character.
HP / FF7
-Harry makes himself lost in the FF7 universe - where, when, how, why?
-Harry joins the ShinRa army with either Zack or Cloud at the beginning of their career
-Harry has a successful career, whether he goes TURK or SOLDIER is up to you
-If Zack time line then Tseng and/or Vincent featured
-If Cloud time line then Reno and/or Rude featured
-Harry is not some dainty little flower. With Hojo around, a little flower would be stomped out with a great deal of prejudice.
-Harry is injected with Jenova cells at some point but his natural magic negates them OR enhances the effects
-Slash or no main relationship preferred
-I would like Sephiroth and/or Zack to live but that is up to you in the end
-Twist on the Twin!Death Veil!Slytherin! Harry cliches
-At the Depart of Mysteries Harry goes through the Veil NOT Sirius (Sirius may die at a later point but I'd prefer him alive)
-Harry is a Chimera (this is a real medical condition where one person is born with two sets of DNA) it reacts with the Death Veil and he is spit back out the otherside:
-Two Identical Harrys! - Including BOTH ARE THE BWL!
-Harry No. 1 (Original) is the Gryffindor while Harry No. 2 is (eventually) the Slytherin
-At first they act like mirror images but with time Harry 2 develops his own personality (Slytherin, Dark, Gray, Passionate or Apathetic, left handed, it is all up to you)
-The Harrys are ultimately loyal to each other above any others.
-Iruka has an Identical Twin Brother (here on named Kajiki - actual name up to you).
-Both boys have the nose scar. How is up to you.
-Iruka and his family are originally from Mist. They moved to Konoha at the start of the Bloodline Eradication when the boys were young.
-While fleeing Kajiki is separated from his family and they are unable to retrieve him.
-Kajiki is a Mist jounin sent on a diplomatic mission to Konoha where Iruka and he meet again.
-Iruka gives Kajiki a black eye at the reunion. (-Bonus points if you give Kajiki two)
-Iruka is not a little uke pansy. He teaches large classes of hyperactive little ankle biters how to use sharp pointy objects and chakra to cause bodily harm. He is NOT a pansy.
-Kajiki is a shameless pervert and flirt. He is also straight as a board. Iruka is almost painfully in the closet and has sexuality issues, especially with the straight identical twin.
-Kajiki tries to set his brother up with females until finally Iruka snaps and admits his preference. Kajiki continues on his quest to set up his brother, this time focused on the men.
-Iruka has problems with this for understandable reasons.
-Iruka eventually hooks up with a male of your choice.
-Iruka must become a jounin (tokubetsu or full up to you). Tokubetsu - a specialized jounin, not a rounded one (Anko is a tokubetsu jounin specializing in torture / information gathering while Kakashi is a standard well rounded jounin).
Gundam Wing AC / Naruto
-Features spandex and superhuman strength
-Probably one-shot (but if you can drag this further kudos to you)
Harry Potter / X-men
-Mardi Gras in New Orleans
-A name mix-up at a costume party large quantities of alcohol involved
-What happens at Mardi Gras stays at Mardi Gras
Bunny Notes That Can Be Viewed As Challenges If You Really Want
aka: Bunny Note Challenges
Harry Potter / Aladdin
-Harry is captured during the year by LV who uses a new found dark spell to torment/kill HP. Mozenrath (evil, sadistic, power hungry) summoned and LV tells him kill HP. Nope - independent evil sorcerer. HP and LV both equal power but HP more "interesting". "Rescues" HP then follows around - only HP know about Moze - even to Dursleys. Not impressed - lots of potential but no use - so takes HP with him back to his world/time. Takes HP as apprentice - uses knowledge of him and Destance to prevent Moze Jr. Moze busy teaching so les active. Worried, Aladdin comes to check, meets HP, WTF?! Thinks HP kidnapped so takes to Agrabah. Moze - F.ck no! Goes to protect/retrive HP. Eventually HP goes back and kills LV - stays for a time but misses Moze and returns.
Harry Potter / CSI: Miami
-Dursleys send little Harry to orphanage. Is front for underground activity/drug ring. Sent to South America, slave labor then mule for gang. Sent to Miami - drug ring bust, children and HP taken to social services. On way drugs rupture and HP sent to hospital. While there blood test - accident- comes up Lily as mum. CSI - trying to find family - DNA relation to Caine. Lily and Caine half siblings, HP is nephew Caine. Dursleys have died by suspicious means so Cain takes nephew in.
-HP 10 yr old when found, can read English but only speaks Spanish. Knows "strangeness", uses cards as focus, sort of religious - protective of little gold cross, wary of Caine and CSI but keeps around lab. Doesn't exist so new records as US citizen, helps around labs while there. Gets along with Alex (mother figure) and Ryan (big bro)
Harry Potter / Gargoyles
-Dursleys have enough and stick HP on plane to NYC. Nothing on him, stuck streets for couple weeks. Attacked by thugs during day and run. Sense magic and run into Xanatos building. Panicky - magic flaring, Owen/Puck sense and go check. Rescue Harry, knock out and take up to castles. HP wake up and Owen takes to meet Xanatos - HP stays.
-Xan eventually adopts. Owen/Puck teach HP magic. HP figures out O is P - calls him Robin.
-HP is gargoyle like Demona - Dursleys find out - reason for kicking out. Gargoyle reason HP survive LV - Potter family secret - Head and Heir only. Transformations started after second year - Fawkes tears fixed "lock" from failed AK. Goliath and others teach HP.
-HP into arts, new friends con into school play, wind up as Puck in Midsummer Nights Dream - nicknamed "Puck" after.
-Puck / Harry pairing.
Harry Potter / Courage the Cowardly Dog
-Summer before fifth year - stretch response time after Dementors attack. HP gets shipped to "Great Aunt" Muriel's - enough is enough! How would Nowhere react to Harry and his strings - Voldy, Dumbles, Death Eaters etc.
-Muriel - sweet / naive. Esutace - crotchety / don't want HP there. Courage - wary but intrigued - empathy and friendship.
-Freaky shit happens (Nowhere and Voldy). Courage and Computer helps HP take down rogue DEs and eventually LV - Nowhere style. Freaky shit - werewolves, vamps, Dementors, etc. Little Gypsy Dog, revenge/return Mad Scientist and Rat, the Fox, the Rumpledkiltskin adventure with HP involved, etc.
-Western Lands without Lord. Inu and Sess captured by dark priest village. Sess - dog form because collar, only dog speech (barks, growls, etc). Inu - collar, speaks human. Forced to be guardians because collars. Miroku, travelling monk, stops at village, sees abuse of dogs and helps free during night - can't remove collar from Sess because it whole lot stronger than him so Sess still dog.
-Miroku preggers, second trimester or further. Still powerful, even stronger when not pregnant. Inu and Sess protect Miroku since saves them. Sess lets Miroku ride back when tired or terrain rough.
-Inu leader of hanyou pack. Kouga leads wolf pack - Daddy K leads all wolves in mountains. Izayoi princess South - Inu true Heir - kicked out after Iza dies - moved from South for safety.
- Hanyou pack - Inu's leadership until capture - new abusive leader - Inu fights and wins leadership back. Provides widespread protection/care for hanyous and families - Jinenji healer. Is communication network/spy network/warriors.
-Brothers take over 1 and helps the other regain their region. South helps take West?
Harry Potter / Ouran High School Host Club
-Male Luna Lovegood
-LL and HP go to Ouran to avoid DEs. HP paying for both - Daddy LL asks HP to look after LL. Both in 1-A (HP eventually tests to 2-A). LL wanders off after classes over and winds up in Music Room soon after Haruhi. Winds up caught in the middle of Haru Vase Incident. The guy is a girl! The girl is a guy! Tamaki freaks out. Kyouya tries to trap both with debt but LL calls HP who takes care of it - Haru still stuck. LL cranky because Tamaki took his dress - have more at home but HP suggests keep male uniform and girl-ify it. No one can pull off canary yell froufrou dress. LL winds up hanging around Host Club and drags HP with him. Become friends.
-Twins - magic. Honey/Mori - no magic (known to occur in family). Kyouya - magic repressed (dad magic). Tamaki - hedgewizard (ability: Extrovert - can "expell" his emotions onto others and influence them - opposite of empath)
-LL and Tamaki eventually bond (holds grudge over dress) - oh look wrackspurts are real. LL's wrackspurt "Dizzy" and Tamaki's is "Kink"
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