Author has written 38 stories for Golden Sun, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Stargate: SG-1, D N Angel, Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure, Amazing Agent Luna, Beet the Vandel Buster, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Here me now, o thou bleak and unbearable world
Thou art base and debauched as can be
And a knight with his banner all bravely unfurled
Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee!
(--Don Quixote, from Man of La Mancha)
I used to write song-fics, but those are no longer allowed on this site. The song-less fics are still present, but they're only partially participating in the Form of the Song-Fic given the fact that they lack participation in the Form of the Song while participating in the Form of the Fic, but the remnants of the Form of the Song-Fic (i.e. its Accidents) can be found here on this profile.
I will not write lemons, smut, yaoi, yuri, etc. I'm not hating on those who like or write them; they're just not my writing genres. I also prefer to keep swearing to a minimum, but my characters will get stressed occasionally and say what they will. I try to warn when that happens, though. I don't consider myself a gratuitous writer (i.e. including gore, etc. for the heck of it). Generally, if something is in a story, it's there for a reason.
I can no longer take requests. I apologize most sincerely, also for those that I did not complete. I simply lack the time anymore. I'm sorry again, and thank you for your understanding.
"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot."
(--Mark Twain, from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn)
Commodore Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ah, but you have heard of me.
(--from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)