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Author has written 77 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Naruto, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Haikyu/ハイキュー, Merlin, and Harry Potter.

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Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,461 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 6,901 - Follows: 7,267 - Updated: 12/29/2022 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 110,732 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 12/19/2022 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto by Darkpetal16 reviews
A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE- Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,610 - Reviews: 3744 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 5,526 - Updated: 11/17/2022 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 314,267 - Reviews: 8464 - Favs: 8,551 - Follows: 8,639 - Updated: 10/11/2022 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Recourse by Ourliazo reviews
Kakashi has a last resort, a final option for when times are desperate and it's better to bend than break. (Where Kakashi hides a trump card under his mask.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/6/2022 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Team Seven - Complete
A Nugget Of Advice by DarkMasterStarr reviews
A small bit of advice from Kakashi before the start of the semi-finals of the Chunin Exams leads Naruto down a path he would have never have followed in canon. A path that will lead Naruto to new places, and new discoveries about him and his family's past. Who knew? AU, Strong Naruto, Pairings to be announced.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,613 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 11/17/2021 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Ebisu
Paper Fans by garden galaxy reviews
Sasuke Uchiha wakes up after a four month coma, and nothing is alright.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/9/2021 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Sasuke U., OC
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 4238 - Favs: 13,895 - Follows: 14,997 - Updated: 8/24/2021 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Time Flies Like An Arrow by katlou303 reviews
Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she's a four-year-old civilian having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 281,140 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 7/2/2021 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Sakura H.
That was smooth as fuck, Obito by YaoiShipsFreack reviews
When Obito realizes that he doesn't have a crush on Rin, he then proceeds to panic because he likes Kakashi instead of her. First it's denial, second is acceptance, third is buying a book on how to flirt (and pick-up lines). (Or the story when Obito falls in love with Kakashi, realizes that he's gay and refuses to be subtle about it, Kakashi doesn't know how to respond and other
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/27/2021 - Published: 3/8/2018
Village Idiots by FriTik reviews
Or a Fanatic, a Demon, a Damaged Psyche and a One Eyed Scarecrow form a Genin team. In which Sasuke is a Jashinist, Naruto thinks he's a demon, Sakura has multiple personality disorder and Kakashi has an innate envy of people with two normal eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,239 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 1/24/2021 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Cycle of Hatred by mem0.RiZe reviews
The world of shinobi is cruel, and Uzumaki Naruto was born too late to change it: or, the Uchiha Affair goes differently. This is an exploration of a Konoha at war, and the story of a different Team Seven. AU. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi. Even a generation of failures has its dreams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,445 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/8/2021 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Behind Doors and Masks by dragonwriter24cmf reviews
The Carrows go too far with Neville, and someone unexpected saves his life. But when a detention with the Headmaster keeps him late, the truth he discovers is even stranger. Can the two work together and trust each other to protect Hogwarts and it's students, and maintain their fragile alliance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,256 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/3/2021 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Neville L., Severus S.
Of Kimonos and News by Chibi-Kari reviews
Just a short humor fic revolving around Hiashi, Naruto, and Hinata. They did have to tell him they were getting married at one point...second chapter: Hiashi updates Sasuke and Sakura on Konoha news.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/21/2020 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 3,056 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,189 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 4,882 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 3/26/2015
Seventh Slip Backward by Esparia reviews
If you are the only one to remember something, did it still happen? Time travel doesn't always work the first time, it doesn't even always work the second time; Naruto knows this well. Going back to live through your childhood again is a small price to pay to avoid the end of the world...if he ever succeeds, that is. Thankfully, he's not as alone in this adventure as he assumes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,722 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 1/2/2020 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8638 - Favs: 17,001 - Follows: 17,995 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Caught Up Inside Yourself - together & alone by SetsuntaMew reviews
[MDZS] [LXC/JGY] Wei Wuxian is the only mistake Lan Wangji ever made, and Lan Xichen is left to pick up the pieces every time.
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2019 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,113 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 4,160 - Follows: 4,550 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Ascendancy by ksuzu reviews
Naruto powers up, much to the chagrin of the village. Scratch that. The universe. [Strong but not OP Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/5/2019 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 5,666 - Follows: 6,340 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Mistakes Into Miracles: A Kakashi Tale by Bladestar123 reviews
In which everyone is a dumb asshole, nothing of value is learned, and Kakashi ponders the meaning of life and comes to the wrong conclusions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 81,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 10/3/2018 - Kakashi H.
An Inch of Gold by KuriQuinn reviews
Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 213,146 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven, Sarada U. - Complete
there are some things of which we seldom talk by CherryBerry12 reviews
Sasuke dies and Itachi has to decide exactly what that means for him. cw for suicidal thoughts/intent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2018 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,908 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U. - Complete
For Fuck's Sake, What Are We Supposed to Do With the Body? by Takara Phoenix reviews
Percy and his friends accidentally run over a cat. Not knowing what to do, they of course look up the nearest necromancer to resurrect the kitten. Nico di Angelo has had a lot of weird clients, but this one takes the crown. Especially when Percy becomes a regular. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/5/2018 - [Nico A., Percy J.] [Grover, Juniper] - Complete
only the good die young by cancerous cactus reviews
Only the good die young, and Sakura never had the chance to be good. BAMF!Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Sakura H.
What to do When: Your Soulmate Founded Konoha by cancerous cactus reviews
Sasuke face plants a tree and the God of Shinobi tries to play tonsil hockey with him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 7/8/2018 - [Hashirama S., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Mom of the Month by Kimiz reviews
In which Nara Temari decides to bring her baby to work and no one can complain about it because she is the best employee in the department.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2018 - [Temari, Shikamaru N.] Shikadai N. - Complete
Burden by Hannahmayski reviews
Kiba isn't Hokage material. He's just the best out of a few bad options. He's just a temporary band-aid Hokage until someone can take over. Or: Kiba is a brilliant Hokage and everyone but him can see that. (Day 2 of Naruto Week)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Kiba I. - Complete
Just An Uchiha Thing by Sanatoria reviews
Embarrassing childhood stories tend to come back and bite you in the ass. Madara learns that the hard way, in the form of Hashirama's no-filter mouth shouting it out in front of 40,000 very entertained shinobi. Obito gets dragged into the mix. Then Kakashi. Then Naruto. Then Sasuke. It's all great fun (for the remaining 39,995 shinobi, at least). Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
This is the Way the World Ends by Sanatoria reviews
Tobi was an idiot. Obito was not. Uchiha Obito planned Infinite Tsukuyomi for nearly two decades, and so it was only natural that once his plan was set into motion, the world fell without even a whisper of resistance. After all, we all know that this is the way the world ends—not with a bang, but a whimper.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/20/2018 - Obito U., Zetsu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 4,392 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
My Son, My Pride by Bunnygoesbang reviews
Hatake Sakumo knew from the moment he laid eyes on his boy, Hatake Kakashi was special. He just didn't realize that "special" was just another way to say "weird". Implied time traveling.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/22/2018 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
The Planning Of A Matriarch by ChronicallyChill reviews
Uchiha Mikoto just wanted a daughter to pamper and adore. Who knew that could lead to a misunderstanding, an arranged marriage, and Itachi dodging fireballs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,011 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Mikoto U.
Gaara Likes Camels by SarniePolla reviews
Kankuro’s starting to think his brother is being overworked. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Kankuro - Complete
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6495 - Favs: 10,995 - Follows: 9,754 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
That One Naruto Time Travel Thing by Redyoshi14 reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning to the Sage wanting him to redo his life. Something about it being too convenient.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,835 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Devotee by AmberAllyCat reviews
In which Naruto retired from the ANBU to be a regular Acadamy student.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Complete
You And What Army? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Naruto has some practical questions about Sasuke's hopes of killing Itachi. Set during the Valley of the End fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
xenograft by Misfit McCoward reviews
AU in which Orochimaru stays in Konoha and needs some new help around the lab. Eight year old Sakura volunteers. This turns out to be a worse idea than she anticipated. (Mentor fic, but not... healthy mentorship...) Please read warnings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/16/2017 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
Spykage by Esparia reviews
With a situation as precarious as his. Itachi never expected to be named hokage. But laws were laws and he'd just have to figure out how to be a kage, a missing ninja, and spy all at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Complete
A Niche Market by Saengak reviews
Missing-nin hitai-ate slashes are frustratingly difficult to carve properly. Itachi makes a profit.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Scorched Path by romanescue reviews
"Come revel in the woods with us," said the girl to the boy. The Herd has grown small, but they still hold to the old ways. The truth is visible to those who care to look. 70% Lovecraftian horror, 30% Naruto. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Walk A Mile by KuriQuinn reviews
Sakura always wanted to be close to Sasuke, but this is ridiculous! While returning home from a mission, Team 7 are victims of an unexpected change in circumstance that forces them to see each other in a different way. With secrets shared and truths revealed, the entire future might end up changing as well. [AU from Land of Waves, Canon-Deviation and Possible Fix-It Fic Tendencies]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,454 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 10/3/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 6,400 - Follows: 6,118 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Elementary Astronomy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
As "Madara" reveals his plan to the Kage Summit, the Raikage has one little question. (Takes place during Chapter 467.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
The Headless Dinosaur Incident by A. E. Stover reviews
When Shisui accidentally cuts the head off of Sasuke's stuffed dinosaur, it is Itachi's duty to help his cousin escape cruel retribution at the hands of his twelve-year-old brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
To Kill a Bull by Discoabc reviews
"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 5,431 - Follows: 6,139 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC
Death First! by Lucillia reviews
Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blow me a wish by Freya's Valhalla reviews
Itachi was many things in life, but he thinks Uncle is by far his favorite. [Oneshot, written for Uchiha Itachi's birthday, June 9th.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Sarada U. - Complete
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Who's Your Daddy? by pupeez4eva reviews
Wherein the Sandaime realises that hiding Naruto's parentage was a huge mistake, and Naruto develops a crush on his idol, the Yondaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Woes of a Father by pupeez4eva reviews
Fugaku Uchiha meets his eldest son's boyfriend. Needless to say, he does not approve. Modern!AU, KisaIta, sequel to "The Woes of a Matchmaker."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/24/2017 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Scary Movie by pupeez4eva reviews
Wherein Shisui spends his time haunting video tapes and crawling out of television screens, and Itachi is the unwilling object of his affections. A sort-of-really-weird Ring!AU. Shisui/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/16/2017 - [Itachi U., Shisui U.] - Complete
The Woes of a Matchmaker by pupeez4eva reviews
Step 1. Set Itachi up with Big Hulking Shark Guy; Step 2. Let their parents lose their shit over that; Step 3. Calmly tell them, "by the way — meet the nice, normal, tattoo-less guy I'm dating. Just ignore the fact that he's Naruto." SasuNaru, KisaIta, Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/4/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,460 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 5,304 - Follows: 6,461 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Gray by LaughingWombat reviews
Sasuke is out on a mission but stopped to rest in a one room shack. It is there that he has a strange encounter with a young Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/9/2017 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Meet Your Matchmakers by Ketsui Meraki reviews
Fugaku thinks Itachi needs to get married. Sasuke very politely, or very not so politely, disagrees. Murder plans, mayhem, and of course, matchmaking ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Threads of Fate by Madrigal-in-training reviews
In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,402 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 6,319 - Follows: 6,147 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Naruko U.
Stumble Their Way by SkywardShadow reviews
Naruto groans. "We've doomed them," he says. "Our kids are just like us." (Oneshot, post-finale)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weasleys of the Corn by SpoonandJohn reviews
So it turns out that Ron isn't a cowardly me-tooer, but a dangerous madboy unleashed on an unsuspecting public who are inured to such activities after more than a decade of Weasley insanity. NOT A ONESHOT BUT SPORADIC UPDATES PROBABLY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 196 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Harry P., Ron W.
Priorities by dazai-san reviews
Obito goes back in time—as a ghost. His priorities (in this order) are: annoy Kakashi, annoy the hell out of Kakashi, piss Kakashi off, and warn his team about the future. See? His priorities are definitely straight. (Hilarity ensues.) [Now with a sequel-goddammit you guys!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
Looping, oh the fun! by TETRACIDE reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are looping, and they're bored. They've already destroyed Konoha 15 times, taken over the world 15 times, gathered a harem 20 times and failed each time, joined ANBU 78 times, created their own villages over 30 times... What should they do now? (hiatus/rewrite)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,074 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 6,348 - Follows: 2,119 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 811 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 744 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
You Can't Beat Home Sweet Home by SkywardShadow reviews
It's a hell of a way to come out to your family, by bringing a heretofore-unknown boyfriend to Christmas dinner, but Sasuke's never been one to do anything by halves. (Oneshot, SasuNaru, ItaShi) (BOTB 'verse)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Itachi U., Shisui U.] - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4412 - Favs: 9,246 - Follows: 7,023 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Mealtime Chatter by Aliathe reviews
Sakura's the loan shark of your nightmares, Naruto's a therapist with a cult, and Sasuke is the snobbiest of snobs who lets them know it. But, inexplicably, they're still friends. Somehow. [Modern!AU] [Pointless Fluff-ish One-shot] [Team 7 Banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Team Seven - Complete
like a riot, oh by SkywardShadow reviews
His husband is not an attractive crier. :ItaShi, marriage fluff: :HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE MONTH GUYS WE DID IT:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Itachi U., Shisui U.] - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 4,809 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 6,125 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 224 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Road Trip at the End of the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Something happened. Nobody remembers what exactly, but something big happened, and everything changed. People are waking up in the shadow of a giant Tree with no memory as to who they are or how they got there. Once their final team member arrives, it's time for a familiar trio to set sail on the desert to look for some answers. (Post-apocalyptic/slight AU/fairytale-esque)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crossover Chaos by ShiningSunsets reviews
In which a reluctant Team Seven is forced to do strange, international missions across the multiverse, and the natives of said fandoms are confused and traumatized beyond belief. Also, the torched pine tree, shattered force field, dead evil overlord, ruined space ship, murdered tributes, and numerous fangirl stampedes were NOT Team Seven's fault. At all. Multiple story crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 13,802 - Follows: 13,628 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,003 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 13,616 - Follows: 6,299 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 4,902 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
The Disintegration Mechanism by romanescue reviews
You will grant him a kunoichi-style execution. One-sided Uchihacest, non-explicit. Darkish. Twisty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3268 - Favs: 8,634 - Follows: 9,131 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3197 - Favs: 9,367 - Follows: 5,915 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Start Spreading the News by SkywardShadow reviews
In which Shisui takes it upon himself to traumatize Sasuke one more time before the new year. :Oneshot, ItaShi, BOTB 'verse:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Shisui U., Itachi U.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 5,486 - Follows: 4,009 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 3,574 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 252 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U.
DJ Hero by Ramenism reviews
Naruto quits being a ninja to pursue a dream he didn't know he had. One-Shot. Humorous hopefully . Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
The Philosophy of Self by TaikoHawk reviews
They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,715 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 808 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Rannaro reviews
This story is AU. What would have happened if Voldemort had understood that defeat, not death, conferred mastery of the Elder Wand and did not kill Snape? And what of all the stray Death Eaters that JKR forgot to mention? Like Bella Lestrange's husband?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 161,919 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Bottle Fame and Brew Glory by Rannaro reviews
Not satisfied with "Deathly Hallows?" This alternate version of Book Seven was written at the same time that JKR was writing DH, but has a different take on the story and contains an account of Snape's most unique Halloween celebration.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 197,293 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles by Rannaro reviews
We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 647,787 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 11,190 - Follows: 6,002 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Surreality by DarkMasterStarr reviews
One-Shot. People always thought Naruto hated Sasuke simply because he was envious of Sasuke's good looks, quick wit, and excellent skills. They did not look underneath the underneath.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 266 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 10,333 - Follows: 4,055 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Dysfunctional by fowl68 reviews
They're not sure when they started thinking of the others as 'theirs'. When the couch became 'our couch'. Somewhere in between snarls and laughter; arguments and forgiveness, they suppose. Team 7 fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 843 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Alternates by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been alone for his entire short life. Is it any surprise that with his creative imagination that he imagined up someone to be there with him? Schizo/MDP!Naruto. One-shot. CharDeath.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6686 - Favs: 14,703 - Follows: 6,071 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 209 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rocks Fall by Wingwyrm reviews
Kakashi has a message for his past self and Naruto is the perfect person to pass it along. Drabble, time travel, not-quite-crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 279 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 202 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 513 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 343 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 307 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Danzo's Mighty Fall? by Reidluver reviews
Crackfic. Sasuke returns to wreak havoc on his village only to find that he has a new calling. Danzo may have met his match.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Boy, Reborn by Sarah Koh reviews
Sasuke dies. [An AU where Itachi killed Sasuke in the massacre]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Emily Waters reviews
Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 7,146 - Follows: 2,247 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Five Moments of Doubt by bagheera reviews
Snape, Neville, Luna, Ginny and Professor McGonagall during Deathly Hallows. Spoilers for book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Smiling Games by Loud-Little-Thing reviews
Naruto plays invented games because that’s one of the first things a lonely child learns to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 4,828 - Follows: 830 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by KrakenMo reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 158 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 128 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 6,636 - Follows: 1,613 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 1,026 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
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Wrong Place, Wrong Time reviews
In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year…and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it. [crack, canon divergence]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30 - Albus D., Minerva M., Remus L., Severus S.
Child of Magic reviews
For a precious few months, Petunia thought that Harry Potter was normal, after all. Of course, he was anything but. (or: there is a boy on Privet Drive, and magic sings for him.) [au, bamf!harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/25 - Harry P. - Complete
A Dream Come True reviews
Voldemort comes to Hogwarts on the back of Quirrell's head, determined to get the Philosopher's Stone and kill Harry Potter once and for all. Instead, he rediscovers his love for teaching and has a maybe-redemption arc along the way. [voldemort-centric, crack, professor!voldemort, canon divergence, rated T for language]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 11/22/2022 - Voldemort
Severus Snape and That Damned Kneazle reviews
Severus Snape is NOT dating Lily Evans...until he apparently is, and then everything gets a bit complicated. Or: In which there is a custody battle over a kneazle and Severus learns that being in love is less a decision and more a state of being. [no voldemort au, crack, one shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] [James P., Regulus B.] - Complete
Under Extreme Duress
[MDZS] Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji bond over being the only betas in the Cloud Recesses, surrounded by horny alphas and omegas who just want to bang. And, of course, they're the ones tasked with making sure no one has sex, because the universe apparently hates them. [wangxian, crack, no sunshot campaign, omegaverse parody!]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2022 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师
Leftward reviews
Sirius falls through the Veil, ready to journey into the Great Beyond. Instead, thanks to his godson's stubbornness, he ends up in the body of a ten-year-old Harry Potter from another universe. He has a...not great time, to say the least. [sirius-centric, time/dimension travel]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2022 - Published: 12/4/2022 - Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B., Albus D.
A True Gryffindor
During a violent encounter with a fellow Death Eater, Severus Snape receives a very particular form of aid...and ends up with some choice words to say to the Sorting Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2022 - Severus S. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Saves the World reviews
Draco Malfoy, thirty-three, wakes up a month before he's due to receive his Hogwarts letter, grabs his irrationally ecstatic house elf, and goes Horcrux hunting because he'll be damned if he lets Voldemort ruin his life a second time. [time travel, crack, bamf dobby]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2022 - Draco M., Dobby - Complete
Last Will and Testament reviews
Harry Potter makes a proposal in regards to Grimmauld Place and Draco Malfoy is…surprised, to say the least. [not cursed child compliant]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2022 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances reviews
In which Arthur knows about Merlin's magic and has been dragged into his shenanigans as he desperately tries to protect Camelot against the evil sorcerer of the week. Unfortunately, this means that Arthur is now privy to Merlin's...less-than-convenient midnight escapades. He's not having a good time. [canon divergence, bamf!merlin, complete crack]
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2022 - Published: 9/3/2022 - Merlin, Arthur
Brother of Mine
[MDZS] Lan Wangji accidentally finds out that Jin Guangyao and Qin Su are siblings and Jin Guanyao takes a chance and confides in his dear Second Brother's younger sibling. He ends up murdering his father a few years early and learning that Qin Su is not as mild-mannered as he had thought, but on the bright side, Lan Wangji seems to finally tolerate him! [crack]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2022 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
Of Stillness
[MDZS] Lan Wangji realizes very early on that Wei Wuxian is different today - something so indescribably unlike him that it makes his blood freeze in his veins. There should be two men in the library, and Lan Wangji thinks that there's only one. [wangxian, gusu days, dread]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Published: 6/13/2022 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
clambered down the gibbet tree
[MDZS] Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi, and Jin Ling decide to ask Wei Wuxian about why everyone used to be so scared of him, which ensues in an eye-opening conversation. Turns out that, before he died, Wei Wuxian was a lot scarier than he lets on. [wangxian, post-canon, hints of horror near the end]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2022 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
Littered in Gold
[MDZS] In which Nie Huaisang's fan cultivates into the shape of a human and falls horribly in love with him (not necessarily in that order). [xisang, nhs/sentient object, 2nd pov]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2022 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师
Oddities
[MDZS] Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji's method of information gathering leaves much to be desired. Naturally, someone decides to take advantage of it. [wangxian, 2nd pov]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2022 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
To Be Whole
[MDZS] Lan Xichen wakes up in the Hanshi with Wei Wuxian watching over him. Wei Wuxian claims that Lan Xichen has been cured of illness...but Lan Xichen knows that something is very, very wrong. [hanahaki, xisang, post-canon]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2022 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
No More Ice Cream
[MDZS] Nie Huaisang has had enough of Meng Yao causing his brother undue discomfort with that voodoo doll of his, so he enlists Lan Huan's help in destroying it. And, well, when your crush asks you to do something, you can't just say 'no', can you? Unfortunately for him, all that's in store is more suffering. And salad. A whole lot of salad. [xisang, modern au]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,231 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2022 - Published: 10/14/2021 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师
A Bucket of Ash reviews
Naruto feels hopeless, trapped in the middle of a dying world. Kurama, however, has a plan; if only Kurama had a bit more patience. Now, Naruto is stranded in his childhood, with the Akatsuki hunting him and Sasuke on the verge of abandoning the village and, to top it all off, his mindscape is distinctly Kurama-less. He's screwed. [a naruto time travel au!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2022 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Persistance (no matter what) reviews
[MDZS] Five times Lan Wangji attempts to convince others that Lan Xichen's obsession with Nie Huaisang is concerning, and one time he finally gives in and ships it. [xisang, wangxian]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2021 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
A Family
[MDZS] Lan Xichen wants children. Nie Huaisang doesn't. They talk. [xisang, post-canon]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2021 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
Making Do reviews
[MDZS] “You killed him,” Jin Ling says. “Like, you just…sliced his head right off.” “It was an accident!” Lan Xichen protests, waving his sword helplessly at Jin Guangyao’s (decapitated) body. [xisang]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2021 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
A Simple Kindness
[MDZS] His first meeting with Nie Huaisang was entirely unremarkable—he seemed to be nothing close to the bright, boisterous boy Nie Mingjue claimed he was; instead, he cowered behind his father's hulking form, looking frightfully slight, as if he was the sickly one and not his brother. (Or: Lan Xichen reminisces and mourns the boy that he once had.) [xisang]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2021 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
Two Brats With a Ball
In which Kageyama Tobio, a first year in middle school, decides that if he isn’t offered an opportunity for improvement, he’ll make one himself. The first step is to tackle Oikawa, obviously. [genfic, kageyama-centric, kitagawa days]
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2021 - Tobio K., Toru O., Hajime I., Kitagawa Daiichi - Complete
Rule Number Seven reviews
[MDZS] [lxc/nhs] Lan Xichen wishes for many things: the Elders finally declaring her Heir, her abilities being properly recognized, and so much more. One thing she doesn't have to wish for—not for as long as Nie Huaisang is at the Cloud Recesses—is love. [gender change au]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2020 - Complete
The Flame Hero Cries Over Cookies reviews
Truly, all Shouto Todoroki wanted to do was bake his father some cookies as an act of goodwill. It's not his fault the old man is terrified of him. (Or: Shouto Todoroki accidentally terrorizes his father.) [crack-fic]
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2020 - Shouto T., Enji T./Endeavor - Complete
Every Night He Says reviews
[MDZS] Sometimes, Lan Qiren wonders if he's the only one left who remembers his late sister-in-law's name—after all, no one else seems to speak it. It seems that he'll just have to say it himself, until the very end. (Or: Madam Lan deserved better, and Lan Qiren isn't good enough to make it up to her…but he'll sure as Hell try.)
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2020 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
Keep That in Mind
The bruises on Wei Wuxian's hips and the scratches down Jiang Cheng's back are evidence of one night they spent together and an irreversible mistake. Or: One night, drowning in the victory of a major win, Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng get drunk. They make a mistake. The next morning, they deal with the consequences, right in the middle of the Sunshot Campaign. [one-shot] [mdzs]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2020 - Complete
hole in our souls reviews
No one expects it when the last of the Wen Remnants don't die peacefully. No one expects the consequences of it, either. (Or: The Wen Remnants died due to no fault of their own. And now they're back, and they're demanding repentance.) [one-shot, lots of angst, so be prepared] [mdzs]
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/7/2020 - Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师 - Complete
The Gambler, the Thief, and the Black-market Boss reviews
Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way. Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. Crack treated seriously! Gambler!Naruto Thief!Sasuke MafiaBoss!Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/26/2019 - Published: 5/31/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
winter sun reviews
In the end, Sasuke lost. [one-shot, mostly canon-compliant, Sasuke-centric]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2019 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The End reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are the only ones left. They live on, annoying each other as always. (Or: In which Sasuke and Sakura have quite a few screws loose and Naruto is the somehow the sanest member of Team Seven.) [au, oocness, slice-of-life, crack-fic, dark humor, gen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Frankly reviews
"Don't use my silverware to kill people." "But...but why, My Lord?" (Or: In which Ciel has had enough and Sebastian must deal with the consequences.) [One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness, dialogue-only]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2019 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Millennia reviews
He lived in a barren wasteland, in a cave that served as a pit stop for the odd nomad. He didn't remember many things—no one did. It's been eons and, one day, he meets someone who is remarkably familiar. Maybe it's about time that he once again ventured into the world. [Post-Apocalyptic AU, Immortal AU, experimental, Sasuke-centric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 11/4/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Crossing the Road reviews
In which Itachi tries his hand at a joke, Fugaku is very confused, and Sasuke realizes that all standard Uchiha are basically robots. (Or: Itachi doesn't have a funny bone and Sasuke is the victim.) [One-shot, Non-massacre AU, crack-fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/8/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
A Family of Four reviews
In which the Uchiha family is amazingly complex...and disgustingly pedestrian at the same time. (They weren't falling apart, but they also weren't exactly in one piece, either. They were still family, though, and that was all that mattered.) [Non-massacre AU, slice-of-life-ish, slow updates.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/30/2018 - Published: 10/15/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
Disagreements reviews
In which Naruto is convinced that Sasuke and Sakura aren't dating, and Kakashi isn't paid enough to deal with ignorant little kids. [One-shot, crack-fic, SasuSaku, takes place sometime after Sasuke comes back to Konoha]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2018 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Marriage and Madness reviews
"So Lady Tsunade really doesn't know that I'm dating Naruto and you're dating Sakura?" In which Sasuke and Hinata are betrothed and everyone's happy...except the couple and their respective significant others. [One-shot, half-crack-fic, fluff, AU, OOCness, SasuSaku, NaruHina, Sasuke Hinata and Naruto Sakura friendships]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/21/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
waiting reviews
They were waiting. He was five hours late, but they were still waiting. [One-shot, AU, starts out odd, ends up eerie]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
pantheon reviews
When Naruto sees a shinobi, he doesn't see a hero. No, he sees a god among men. He sees legends come to life, he sees power that no mortal could ever possess. And, like any sane human, he trembles before their might. One-shot (may add more in the future). AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2018 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Which There is a Love Triangle reviews
Kakashi can't take it anymore. It's about time that he put a stop to this. One-shot, sort-of-crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/29/2018 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
A Very Cliché Day reviews
Because fanfiction usually isn't a proper representation of canon. Some of the Naruto characters are bitter (and the others are outraged). One-shot, crack-fic, mock-fic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/18/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sugar Rush reviews
In which there is Nico and candy (which, as everyone learns, is a horrible combination). (Or: In which Nico gets a sugar rush and everyone else is trying to make sure that Camp doesn't burn down). [crack-fic, post-HoO pre-ToA, rewrite of "How Camp-Halfblood Fell And Burst Into Flames"] [On hiatus]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2018 - Nico A.
Dumped & Drunk reviews
When Hinata and Sakura make out, dumping their respective boyfriends (on their double-date, no less), Naruto and Sasuke are left alone to figure out what just happened. Naruto's mad and Sasuke's trying to be a mature adult. One-shot, SasuNaru BROMANCE, Non-massacre AU, no bashing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Chaos Story reviews
In which the author is trying to write a Chaos Fic, but the characters are not very cooperative. (Or: In which there is common sense.) One-shot, Mock Fic!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2018 - Percy J., OC, Chaos - Complete
Forgotten reviews
Naruto killed someone at the age of five. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Naruto U. - Complete
Desperate reviews
Kakashi trained Sasuke, and only Sasuke, during the Chuunin Exams. It wasn't favoritism, it was desperation. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Reasons reviews
Gabe Ugliano was a horrible person. The End. P.S. People always have their reasons. (Self-imposed challenge. Enjoy.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/20/2018 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Gabe U., Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
páthos reviews
It started with the new boy at Camp. It ended with me stained red. I couldn't help but descend into madness. Post-PJO pre-HoO. [On hiatus]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Percy J.
haîma reviews
Blood is thicker than water. And dead men tell no tales. One-shot, dark!Sally, dark!Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Sally J., Percy J., Gabe U. - Complete
The Moon, the Sun, and the One Who Never Won reviews
"I was young when the sun was at it's darkest, the moon was at it's brightest, I didn't know how to fight yet." Sakura never won. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Sakura H. - Complete
Little White Lies reviews
Lies always unravel. Team Seven was undone by their own secrets. One-shot. AU. Companion to "Sick Little Secrets". Previously titled "A Toast"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2018 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi Don't Love reviews
Shinobi don't love, they obsess. They're obsessed with their family, they're obsessed with their friends, they're obsessed with their significant other. That may seem fine, but love and obsession are very different things. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Sip of Sake reviews
Kakashi got his twelve-year-old Genins drunk. Sasuke forgot about his revenge, Sakura was terrifying on a level Kakashi refused to touch, and Naruto...was silent. One-shot. OOCness. (Now has a Spanish translation, courtesy of TinyCandy)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/3/2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Monsters reviews
"Are you a monster?" One-shot. A bit of fluff. A lot of angst. Pre-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
A Shove in the Right Direction reviews
In which Sakura realizes that, no, Sasuke Uchiha is not going to ask her out any time soon. So, she decides to do something about it. Sasuke is so confused. one-shot, crack-fic, non-massacre AU, strong!Sakura and clueless!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/29/2018 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Elephant in the Closet reviews
In which Sasuke is salty about the fact that his brother is 18 and still single. Then he decides to do something about it. crack-fic, non-massacre AU, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/28/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U., Shisui U. - Complete
An Ordinary Day reviews
It was just another day in Konoha. Well...except for the S-rank criminals walking around like they always have been there. They say that as long as you act like you should be somewhere, no one will care. Time to put that saying to the test...One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Akatsuki - Complete
How Pathetic reviews
It was never meant to be and it would probably never happen. She was just one in a hundred girls...but she would always be there for him if he needed it. (Nearly every girl used to like Sasuke. Only one of them ever got him. She is not that one.) Civilian!OC, OC-centric, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Sasuke U., OC - Complete
Paranoia reviews
In which Mikoto Uchiha was a very paranoid woman and Sasuke picked up on her habits. One-shot. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/3/2018 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sensible reviews
Say what you want but, before his swift descent into madness, Light Yagami was a sensible person. So, when he found the Death Note, he did what any sensible person would do. One-shot. Somewhat morbid. Crack-fic.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Light Y., Ryuk, OC - Complete
Kabuki War Paint reviews
In chapter two, Naruto got his ninja registry picture taken...in kabuki war paint. Later, an S-class Naruto realizes the meaning of "no redos". One-shot. Slight crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Just a Phase reviews
Minato finds Fugaku drinking his sorrows away in a bar one night. Why? Because, even if Itachi Uchiha was the perfect shinobi, no one was safe from the horror that was "being a teenager". One-shot, Non-massacre AU, Minato alive AU, featuring rebellious-but-not-really!Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Itachi U., Minato N., Fugaku U. - Complete
Dead Eyes reviews
From the day he was born, Sasuke's eyes looked so alive. It was amazing, considering how they saw nothing but death. One-shot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Adventures of the Awakened reviews
"So...the Demon Brothers attacked Tazuna because of the bridge he was building?" "Yes, Naruto." "...there are way too many plot holes in that explanation." In which Naruto constantly breaks the Fourth Wall and Tazuna should already be dead. One-shot...may add more in the future. (Extreme) OOCness. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/15/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Black Azaleas reviews
"A geranium for stupidity/A camellia for divinity/A zinnia for an absent friend/A marigold for the love of the dead/And an amaryllis for the pride that will be your end/What a perfect bouquet to send." During the Massacre, Itachi realized that there was something wrong with his little brother. One-shot. Starts out light-hearted-ish, ends up slightly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/25/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Daily (And Probably Detrimental) Stress of Itachi Uchiha reviews
Itachi's quit ANBU, Sasuke knows more then he lets on, Fugaku starts out calm but ends up insane, and Mikoto is the most awesome person ever. There's the discovery of a mysterious organization (which the Hokage decides to make the poor ex-ANBU investigate). Luckily, he's got some friends that are willing to help. All in a days work for Itachi Uchiha! OOCness galore! [Discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/18/2018 - Published: 1/13/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Goals reviews
Everyone has goals. Everyone has dreams. Team 7 does, too. But Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto know that having goals doesn't mean that they're good...or possible. Each chapter is centered around a different member of Team 7. [Discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 12/13/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Of Scars and Stars reviews
"Even if I can never have revenge...I wish that I'll at least have the stars." For as long as Sasuke could remember, he's cried when he saw the stars. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Competent reviews
When Itachi met Naruto and Sasuke at the hotel, he expected a dumb Jinchuuriki and an angsty, revenge-ridden boy. Instead, a got a competent (and somewhat terrifying) paragon and a little brother that actually did some research and knows more than he should. Much angst on Itachi's part, and crack on everyone else's. "DOES NO ONE HEAR ME DYING HERE?" One-shot. OOCness galore!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Jiraiya - Complete
Faulty Information reviews
Honestly, who thought that killing everyone in the Uchiha Clan would be this hard? Because there's no way that EVERY SINGLE Uchiha was in the compound during the Massacre. Itachi's got his work cut out for him. One-shot. Rated T just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Itachi U. - Complete
Of Chips and Cheer reviews
Naruto knows there's something wrong with him, and he decides that his hair is that thing. Luckily, Choji's come to the rescue! Pre-Genin days. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Naruto U., Chōji A. - Complete
Don't Brood, It's Bad For You! reviews
"Kakashi-sensei! Stop brooding!" Kakashi sputtered, "Brooding? I wasn't brooding!" In which Naruto bullies Kakashi into raising sunflowers, and Kakashi can't say no to someone who looks so much like his late teacher. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Uzumaki Narue! reviews
"There once appeared a nine-tailed fox. It's mighty tails could crumble mountains and cause tsunamis. To fight the demon, the people assembled all the shinobi from the village. One brave shinobi was able to seal the demon, but because of that, she lost her life. That shinobi was called the Fourth Hokage." Basically Naruto, but with a major gender swap! [Discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Complete
Sick Little Secrets reviews
Everyone's got a secret. Team 7's are just a little sicker than others'. One-shot. Wrote this a year ago, not the best writing, but still pretty good. (Now has a Spanish translation, courtesy of TinyCandy)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Complete
Ignorance is Stupid reviews
"Well, I learned two things today. One, Disney wants to give clean, entertaining, bland, family-friendly material, and two, that the founder of Disney was was a racist, sexist, closet Nazi. Who'da thunk?" Percy calls Disney out on its accuracy and ends up ruining his own childhood. Takes place after Blood of Olympus, before Trials of Apollo. One-shot. OOCness galore!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Glasses reviews
In which Kakashi realizes that constantly covering one eye and always reading with the other is probably not a good idea. Sakura agrees. Gai does, too. Neji's trying to be nice and failing. Takes place during the three-year time gap. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Sakura H., Neji H., Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
How Camp-Halfblood Fell And Burst Into Flames reviews
Nico's AWOL, Percy's going crazy, Leo's so, so sorry, Hades will need a night lamp for the next three weeks, and Annabeth? Well...suffice to say, she isn't happy. And all because Leo gave Nico some candy...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
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