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Joined 03-15-06, id: 1008777, Profile Updated: 03-12-09
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

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When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7228 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A new day Dawning by sevangel reviews
Months after Early's visit, things begin to change. Secrets are revieled and feelings are born. Will the crew be able to handle an adult River or more importanly, will Jayne?
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,483 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Let it Flow by sevangel reviews
A few months post Early, River's fascination with a certain merc comes out. How will the crew handle the genius's sudden craving? How will Jayne? A more animalistic look into my favorite pairing, Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,465 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Jayne, River
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger Meets Fandom by tamlane reviews
There will be slash, drug use, crude humor, impossible plot devices, Mary-Sue-isms galore, desperate!Ron, ghetto!Harry, more Malfoy personalities than you can count, and a very confused Hermione Granger. Special appearances by your favourite authors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Way He Kisses Me by mosylu reviews
When Hermione spills a detail of her relationship with Ron, she completely flabbergasts the Gryffindor girlsuntil they see for themselves what she means. Got fluff?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/25/2002
Letter from Exile one Merciful Morning by Textualsphinx reviews
Here's angst laced with humour and tender enchantment; good grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement. And how can you not want Snape's wholesale Redemption. Or thoughts about Sex - sufficient temptation? Voted 'BEST ROMANCE' in Bloody Brilliant Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000
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Look But Don't Touch reviews
HermioneSeamus. Sometimes she tends to forget
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
Love is like peanut butter reviews
HermioneBlaise. Written for the prompt given in the title
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Love is like choking on stage with a mic reviews
DracoHermione. Written for the prompt given in the title
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Karma reviews
DracoHermione. What goes around, comes around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Codependent reviews
CharlieHermione. She's just a little crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting reviews
Somehow, they're each other's worst nightmare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Elephant is Really a Mouse reviews
FredHermione. It's just a matter of forgetting the past
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
If Wishes Were Horses reviews
Hermione's never been one for divination
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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