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Joined 03-15-06, id: 1008876, Profile Updated: 09-21-08
Author has written 5 stories for Red Eye, Batman, Pirates of the Caribbean, Robert Langdon series, and Hellblazer.

This is the shared penname of Lee and Mo; frequent collaborator Mistress Crotch is Kathleen. Currently attending college at NYU and FIT, respectively. When not writing silly pornographic fanfictions, Lee can be found smacking Mo in the face with a big rubber chicken, while Kathleen watches and laughs maniacally in a pink tutu whilst drinking some creamy beige.

"DO YOU LIKE BAILEY'S?"

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A Matter of Professional Integrity by sorion reviews
Things start falling into place, and John Watson needs to visit Mycroft Holmes once again. Post-Reichenbach. Eventual Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,795 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pax americana by emma de los nardos reviews
As John is preparing to leave 221B, Sherlock forces his hand with a surprise trip to NYC. But will Sherlock ever understand sentiment? Will John trust Sherlock not to harm him? NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,442 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Redderhead reviews
Story Mash-Up. We all know what happened in the story of the Hound, but this is a story of what happened Behind the Scenes. JOHNLOCK. Rated M for later chapter. General Fluffiness with a little angst.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just One Text by Driffta reviews
John and Sherlock are best friends, if they don't see each other much they just text throughout day. They never tried changing their relationship to a more romantic one; that all changes when Sherlock finds a file named S.H. and sends John a text.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Downpour by Keelywolfe reviews
It is, John knew, an unusual life. But well worth getting caught in the rain. SLASH. John/Sherlock. Spoilers through Season 1
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Truths of Great Value by Bizarity reviews
There are some things about Sherlock Holmes that John cannot mention in his blog. After living with Sherlock for six months, John is noticing some things about Sherlock, and about himself, that he doesn't fully understand.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Weaknessklok by sillynekorobs reviews
Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
The Private Journal of Dr John Watson by electrickpurple reviews
John decides to disclose some highly personal information concerning him and the eponymous Sherlock - meant for his eyes only. M-rated, Sherlock/John slash. NB: Complete! Sequel in progress.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,282 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Jack the Ripper Was Polite by Techno Mouse reviews
Lisa had hoped it was over. It's not, and now she has to pay the price. Jack's back, and he's gonna make her scream...potential JxL, but not in a way that is connected to that last sentence.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Most Prized Possession by Jester3 reviews
COMPLETE: What comes around goes around, and the Goblin King is bent on revenge. Will Sarah prove to be the willful heroine once again...or will she become the King's most prized possession? JS
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 198,306 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Taking the Fall by Razoth RedFire reviews
An everyday plan to rid Lazytown of Sportacus takes a dangerous turn for the worse. The blue hero decides to take upon himself the responsibility of caring for the injured villain. SportaRobbie.
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,594 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
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The Sins of Silas reviews
When Sophie is captured by the menacing monk Silas, she shockingly discovers how alluring he is when he wants to be. Inspired by the delicious Paul Bettany's performance in the film. Contains many images of S&M. Proceed with caution.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
BrokeBlack Pearl reviews
A continuation of the shameless slash smut of Temptation in Tortuga. Features handcuffs, whips, and cannons. Easily offended need not apply. Collaboration with Mistress Crotch.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Temptation in Tortuga reviews
Jack Sparrow. Will Turner. Slash. 'Nuff said. Complete with lots of shuddering and lame analogies. Collaboration with Mistress Crotch.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Dr Crane, reviews
Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned To Love the Scarecrow. In John Constantine's most challenging case, he must encounter Gotham's Most Flaming a.k.a. The Scarecrow, of Batman fame. A Collaboration with Mistress Crotch. Please take lightly and enjoy.
Crossover - Batman & Hellblazer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Rain Falls For Everyone reviews
Lisa finds that the rain stirs up more than bad memories.....
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete