Author has written 2 stories for Lilo & Stitch, and Dragon Ball Z.
Hi guys, just a crazy lil girl here! Let's see, I mostly write poetry, although I don't think most of the junk I write is any good, so I don't post it.
Kinky One say: Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'"
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein
"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"-Lily Tomlin
If you're not prepared to look stupid you'll never get anywhere in life.
"I can, therefore I am."-Simone Weil
"Drown the fishes!"-Fred in Drop Dead Fred
"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy." -Dennis Miller (Playboy has articles? I never noticed...)
"Anything that doesn't kill me, pisses me off."--ded bob
"I have a tight grip on reality; now I can strangle it." someones quote
"Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it."- Confucius
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- J.R.R. Tolkien
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."- Mother Teresa
"I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it's looking through the wrong end of a telescope."- Dr. Seuss
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Herm Albright
"No man is good enough to govern another man without that others consent."- Abraham Lincoln
"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first."- Unknown, but I know it works
"Failure is success if we learn from it."- Malcolm Forbes
You know when you live in the 21st century when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...
9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.