Batman's Kinky Lover
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Joined 03-15-06, id: 1009052, Profile Updated: 03-19-08
Author has written 2 stories for Lilo & Stitch, and Dragon Ball Z.

Hi guys, just a crazy lil girl here! Let's see, I mostly write poetry, although I don't think most of the junk I write is any good, so I don't post it.

Kinky One say: Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
-Foolish man give wife grand piano, Wise man gives wife upright organ.

Fav. Quotes:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'"

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"-Lily Tomlin

If you're not prepared to look stupid you'll never get anywhere in life.

"I can, therefore I am."-Simone Weil

"Drown the fishes!"-Fred in Drop Dead Fred

"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it."-Lily Tomlin

"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy." -Dennis Miller (Playboy has articles? I never noticed...)

"Anything that doesn't kill me, pisses me off."--ded bob

"I have a tight grip on reality; now I can strangle it." someones quote

"Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it."- Confucius

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- J.R.R. Tolkien

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."- Mother Teresa

"I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it's looking through the wrong end of a telescope."- Dr. Seuss

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Herm Albright

"No man is good enough to govern another man without that others consent."- Abraham Lincoln

"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first."- Unknown, but I know it works

"Failure is success if we learn from it."- Malcolm Forbes


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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
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You know when you live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Baby Makes Three by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
Harley has some wonderful news for her puddin'...news that will take nine months to unfold.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,032 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harley Q., Joker
Restitution by FugueState reviews
AU: The Roche case goes differently.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
As You Wish by Mrs Turtle reviews
Toad meets a new student and tries to make friends... Toadcentric and AU. Just so I don't have to keep repeating myself, I don't own a thing.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,312 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Toad/Todd T.
Nowhere to run by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
Slash warning. RR. Kept here for archival reasons. This thing is old as Hell but I am proud of it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2006 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Road With Armadillo by Phantom of the Tech Booth reviews
Poor little Armadillo doesn't get enough credit for his part in the story. Poorly rhyming poetry.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Everywhere by Kiarda reviews
A songfic inspired by the airing of The Toad, the Witch and the Wardrobe. This one is about Toad and how he is obsessed with Pietro's twin. Lyrics by Michelle Branch.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Toad/Todd T., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Last Ride by Writegirl reviews
DLeila: The journey back from castle Chayne was longer, and more interesting, than either hunter planned on.Chapter 2 rated M. Chapter 5 extended due to popular demand :
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
A Midsummer Night Outing by Red Tale reviews
Who would have thought that the young turtles first outing would have been worthy of a horror story? Certainly Splinter was unprepared for this development. Halloween story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Splinter - Complete
Robin and Batman by vaush reviews
Its Batman and Robin from Robin's point of view. Robin and batman are having a hard time getting The Joker back in prison. he's got some new tricks, not to mention Robin still has to go to school. This is a yaoi or a slash MM thing. Beware homophobes!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/5/2005
Why do they hate me? by Loyal Lady Pisces reviews
Gantu sings out his pain alone one night...
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2005
Alone by Volcanic reviews
We all know that Piccolo was alone as a child. Shunned by the world he had to hide to survive. When Piccolo sees a family togther on Christmas he becomes jealous knowing that he'll never be accepted or loved. One-shot, Please Read and Review.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Piccolo, Piccolo - Complete
The Fuchsia Dress by Luke In Blue reviews
(SLASH! Jumba Pleakley) One muumuu, one bottle of perfume, two aliens. Add a pinch of sexual confusion and what you get? Love, of course!
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2004
Gave by GhostHelwig reviews
Ed has a gift... Rated T for slash, slightly adult themes, and mild kissing.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Ed - Complete
Arthur and Muffy by Lucie Brody reviews
This takes place when Arthur and Muffy are 14. Muffy has grown up interesting, and Arthur is trying to keep up, and well bad things happen
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Complete
Bill Nye the science guy vs Barney the dinosaur by sorasblade reviews
For those who have had enough of that creepy purple dinosaur, and are ready for someone to step up and take over the thrown of child show entertainer. (Graphic, dont read if you happen to like that purple menice to society)
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2004
Temptation by Katarik reviews
How far would Lucifer go to know if Jesus really was the Son of God? Slash, LuciferJesus. One-shot.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
Twilight's Child by Evil Overlady reviews
After seeing the movie Vampire Hunter D, two words stuck in my mind (the title) and I decided to write a song...
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2002
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La Mort
Angst poem about Piccolo. I don't own DBZ or Piccolo.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Piccolo - Complete
A Fool's Love reviews
A poem about what I think the Jumba and Pleakley relationship is like...or at least should be like.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete