Hum tiens, aussi bien écrire un truc ou deux ici. Je m'appelle Samuel, je suis un homme de 39 ans et j'habite dans la province de Québec. Ma langue maternelle est le français, quoi que je suis bilingue. Chose étrange, je parle français mais je préfère lire les fictions en anglais! XD J'ai repris mon flambeau d'écrivain! J'écris de nouveau en anglais! :)

Here are the news concerning my fan fictions. Be sure to come read it often for a progress report.

#1: A Vampire Legacy; A Harry Potter/ Hellsing Crossover: ABANDONED/UP FOR ADOPTION.

#2: The Greek Kunoichi; A Naruto/P.J.O/H.O.O Crossover: ABANDONED/UP FOR ADOPTION.

#3: The Heir of the Western Lands; A Harry Potter/Inuyasha Crossover/Open world (side project/very sporadic updates): On indefinite Hiatus.

#4: Sacred Magic; Wizards and Dragons; A Harry Potter/High Shool DxD Crossover/Open World: ABANDONED/UP FOR ADOPTION.

#5: Harry Potter and The Heaven's Feel; A Harry Potter/TYPE-MOON/ Clamp Universe Crossover (Side project/sporadic updates): On indefinite Hiatus.

#6: Harry Potter and his Princesses; A Harry Potter/TYPE-MOON/ the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess /High School DxD Crossover: Chapters edited and replaced. Part 1 complete. Part 2 in planning stages.

#7: Where in the world is Harry Potter?; A Harry Potter/Carmen Sandiego Franchise/Various series crossover: 2575 words on Chapter 3

#8: Awake And Alive: A Harry Potter/High School DxD/TYPE-MOON Crossover: 3055 words on Chapter 9.

#9: Irony, your name is Ayaka: A Katekyo Hitman Reborn/Inuyasha crossover: Chapter 2 published. Story complete.

For those interested, I also post those stories on Archive of Our Own(AO3). On that website, my pseudonym is Zephyr_Fauchelevent. Do feel free to visit and review there also.

Exclusive stories on Archive of Our Own(AO3):

#1: Harry watches Marauders' Party: Harry Potter AU: 792 words on Bonus Chapter 1.

#2: Harry Potter and the Delacour Women: Harry Potter AU: 1313 words on chapter 12.

#3: The Brothel: Harry Potter AU: 5308 words on Chapter 7.

Notices:

#1: To every person who left me reviews on my challenges asking to be contacted if someone took them, the universal answer is going to be "No". It would take way too much time to remember each and every one of you who made the request. To be honest with you all, if it does happen, I will put the story in my favourites and in my C2 community. You will simply just have to look it up at those particular places by yourselves. :)

#2: Note to all who pass through here, I DO NOT take requests for stories at the moment and I DO NOT post other people's Challenges. But I do take suggestions and constructive reviews. Thank you in advance to not ask me to write or post you something specific. :)

#3: Another note for every person who leave me reviews. I can only answer signed reviews since the site doesn't allow to answer to guests. Also, I will only answer them if it's something else than the generic congratulations for an interesting chapter or request for updates for example.

#4: Since some people keep suggesting me to get a forum of my own where to post my challenges and being able to discuss them without spamming the MP box, I finally decided that it was time to follow the suggestions. Here is the link to my very own forum for those interested. Please click here

#5: I got a notice earlier today, September 24 2018, about the fact that posting challenges as stories was against the rules of the site, so to not be on the admins' bad side longer than necessary, I deleted every single challenge I had posted as stories. But they can be found on my forum whose link is in the notice #4 and on various others forums.

#6: A quick word to everyone who read this. I opened my own Discord server that I named Féth Fíada. I discovered how to create an invitation link that won't expire. So you're welcome to visit. My Discord Server

#7: A notice to all prospective artists, I don't buy any kind of commissions for my stories. If you want to create fan arts, be my guest, but I won't give you money for it.

Brand new Notice of another kind! Please read!

I got bitten by the Pokémon GO virus! Here's my friend code for those who wish to add me! 6461 3799 2006 with the pseudo of SamuelDuchesne.

About the format of my stories.

Here is the explanation about the format in which I write my stories. I now use Arial size 11. Also I separate my paragraphs after each 7 or 8 lines at the maximum, sometimes I separate them at even less. I'm really at wit end with the remarks saying that my paragraphs are always too big, so pardon me if I'm a bit rude, if you don't like it, you can always go read the stories of another author. I even edit the chapter I'm working on at AO3 before even posting it, since the Spell Checker there is better than the one I have for Google Documents and Libre Office 25.2

I also re-read myself quite a few times. I can't do anything more than that. I even started to go back to my previous chapters in all my works to edit them to make them fit the new standard that 0 Jordinio 0 explained to me a while back. Last but not least, my first language is Canadian French. I'm rather good in English but sometimes I need the dictionary to translate words or commonly used expressions that are unknown to me. Also, please keep in mind that nobody is perfect and that if you really want something to be in a way you like, feel free to write and publish your own story.

Stuff I can't get myself to read:

1- Slash lemons. (I have absolutely nothing against people who love a person from the same gender, but I'm not interested in reading a sexual encounter between two men.)

2- Mpreg.(It's physically and biologically IMPOSSIBLE! A MAN CAN NOT be pregnant, end of the discussion.)

3- a story with way too many spelling mistakes. (It just turn off the joy I get when I'm reading.)

4- Lemon stories without any plot whatsoever or with an impossible background.

5- Most "Harry is abandoned/mistreated by his parents" and "Wrong child who lived" stories. (I did read a few well structured and very interesting ones, but many if not most are rather disappointing at the least and disastrous at the worst.)

6- Futa. There's nothing else that will turn me off faster than that. Trans-sexuality is one thing, dressing yourself as a woman while being a man I can understand somewhat but a woman with a functioning set of real male genitalia? No thanks.

7- Wincest in Supernatural. Seriously, I have nothing against gay couples and gay love, but seriously they are brothers. Dean also helped raise Sam, since John was away a lot on hunts to dangerous to bring his children with him.

8- Tentacle porn. I really don't see what is so interesting in that.

9- Most French Fan fictions. When you translate a term from Japanese to English, usually it sound somewhat good and plausible. But translate the Japanese terms to French and usually it's crap. There's a few exceptions, but not much.

10- Lemon stories where the sexual organs are described as freakishly big. BO-RING!

11- Bestiality. I found that stuff to be quite stupid at best, very disgusting at worst.

12- Ranma. A guy who becomes a gal when he's splashed with cold water and must get splashed with hot water to go back as a guy? No, just no. (Exception to the rule. I can stomach crossovers where the "famous" transformation gag is not stuck in the main plot.)

13- One Punch Man and My Hero Academia. The ideas does have some merits but I don't know why. I really can't get myself to any take interest into it.

14- Stories where the main character is pushing too fast and too hard against the authority without having a solid back-up plan and managing to get away with it. It's really annoying and it kill the mood of the story real fast.

To be continued when I find something else to complain about. XD

Particular stories I'd really like to read at the moment:

- Interesting BOTW/TOTK fanfics.
- Harmony, Harry/Multi stories.

You are hereby welcome to the song corner!

YMCA

Village People

Young man, there's no need to feel down

I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground

I said, young man, 'cause your in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go

I said, young man, when you're short on your dough

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything

For young men to enjoy.

You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

You can get yourself clean

You can have a good meal

You can do whatever you feel.

Young man, Are you listening to me

I said, young man, what do you want to be

I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,

but you've got to know this one thing.

No man, does it all by himself

I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf

And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.

I'm sure they can help you today

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything

For young men to enjoy.

You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

You can get yourself clean

You can have a good meal

You can do whatever you feel.

Young Man, I was once in your shoes,

I said, I was down and out with the blues

I felt, no man cared if I were alive

I felt the whole world was so jive

That's when someone came up to me and said

Young man take a walk up the street

There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.

They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything

For young men to enjoy.

You can hang out with all the boys.

Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

Young man, Young man, there's no need to feel down

Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the ground

Y.M.C.A.

just go to the Y.M.C.A.

Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,

Young Man, Young Man, I was out with the blues

Y.M.C.A.

Y.M.C.A.

Y.M.C.A.

Y.M.C.A.