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Joined 12-12-17, id: 10099065, Profile Updated: 04-09-20
Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog.

I'm an engineer, nerd, and a self-proclaimed dope,

I welcome you here; you'll enjoy it, I hope,

I've always loved writing; to fiction I'm new,

So if you do read it, please leave a review!

...or, if you really hate poetry, I could introduce myself in standard fashion:

The Skinny:

Things I Do:

- Clean Humor

- Oddball Narration

Things I Don't Do:

- Shipping

- Role-playing

The Plump:

Hi! I’m relatively new to this whole fanfiction schtick and in general more of an observer than a participator when it comes to the public internet. So if I commit some grave faux pas, I request your graceful understanding and maybe a clue-in on what not to do in the future.

That’s not to say I’m new to writing altogether. I’ve written a 200-page thesis and I post a plethora of ridiculous snark on my Facebook page with varying degrees of success, but fiction is one facet I’ve hardly scratched. I wanted to expand my horizons (read: was egged on), so here I am now! Better late than never. And anonymity is a wonderful thing.

I’m a self-taught writer, and it might show. In truth, I’m a hardcore nerd. Excluding the whole “hates reading and writing” thing, the rest of the usual stereotypes fit me just swell. I love video games, attend nerd conventions, and am a terrible direct communicator. Unless of course it’s with a computer; I’m a professional engineer with a big-person job, and programming is fun.

I’m sure it's obvious from my fics, but I’ve been a Sonic (game-verse) fan for ages. Other fandoms I enjoy include Super Smash Bros., Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Professor Layton, and Ace Attorney.

If a raunchy novel is a box of Twinkies, and To Kill a Mockingbird is a five-course-meal, then my writing style aims to be a plate of fresh blueberries; clean, enjoyable, and simple. It’s not going to make you sick, and it’s not going to blow your mind with its complexity, but it should make you smile and improve your day without being bad for you. And...well, I’ll add some clever analogy about antioxidants once I think of it.

If you read anything I write, you’ll soon notice my rabid love for humor. It’s the Golden Rule for me; I have a deep appreciation for anything that gives me the gift of laughter, so I love to give that gift to others if I can.

I also deeply appreciate humor that suits all ages. I know the mere presence of a G or K rating is often enough to send adults packing, but I believe the demographics needn't be mutually exclusive. I’m a big fan of works like The Emperor's New Groove and Pinky and the Brain for that reason. Call it a self-imposed challenge; anyone can whip out an innuendo for a cheap laugh, but very few can thoroughly, intelligently, and inoffensively entertain an entire family at once.

Or, put simply: “Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.”

Not that I've actually seen Downton Abbey. Drama's just not my cup o' joe; If I wanted my heartstrings yanked to the Seven Wonders of the World and back again, I’d read the news. That said, I’ll forgive almost any genre as long as it makes me laugh more than it upsets me.

Point brutally belaboured. TL;DR, don’t expect my fics to contain anything you wouldn’t find in a G-rated movie, with the exception of possible violence. For instance, an Ace Attorney fic would obviously contain murder, but that’d be it.

Er, well, now would also be a good time to admit that I like slapstick just a smidgen more than the preceding prudish paragraphs would suggest. And bizarre euphemisms can be funny sometimes. The truth is, I put a mature front on here, but mentally I’m still eight years old and a slave to silliness. Shh.

Of course, whether or not I succeed at my goal of "clean humor that is also funny" is up to you, dear reader. Meanwhile, I can't guarantee that any stories/authors I may favorite are perfectly G-rated, but it does mean I enjoyed the works enough to merit a subsequent read.

So yes, I’m new here, and not terribly sure of myself. If you want to make my day, you can read and review my works. I appreciate critiques as long as they’re constructive and not just “lol ur story stinks.” I do genuinely want to improve!

One more thing: I previously used the handle "WhatIsThisDefiance," but since brevity is the soul of wit, I changed it.

Kudos to you if you read that entire phone book of info. Thanks for stopping by!

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Willingly Captured? by Whadup5 reviews
There were many things that Dr. Eggman had expected as he trudged over to the door to answer the frantic knocking that was taking place. What he didn't expect was his longtime nemesis, Sonic the Hedgehog, standing at the door with a black eye, nervously smiling like an idiot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25
Burning Arrow, Wildfire Heart by Taranea reviews
After receiving an ancient book as a present, Sonic finds himself called to a fantastic world of magic and heroes - which is threatened by an evil Djinn! Cursed by a flame arrow when he dares to rise against him, Sonic will need the help not only of the genie Shahra, but also Tails and his other friends to survive this adventure...Secret Rings game adapt, with everyone! COMPLETE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 261,377 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/10/2019 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shahra - Complete
Born for This by Cytisus reviews
Being a teenage hero is one thing, but a teenage hero with a genius child tagalong? West Side Island and its zones are in danger from a mad doctor bent on world domination, but this time the fabled hero from South Island may have to accept the help of a unique fox capable of outwitting the evil doctor. A loose Sonic 2 Genesis adaptation.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,477 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/4/2019 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Sonic, Tails, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Trapped! by Hikareh reviews
Sonic's face is an astounded cross between surprise and disbelief and he cups his hands to take the Emerald back. "You're telling me... I just won a Chaos Emerald..." Sonic wastes hours playing Eggman's Sonic Simulator and Tails just wants to go home. /A Sonic Colors fic in honor of Sonic's 25th/
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Zoned Out by Dr Namgge reviews
Lost and stuck in an unknown pit, Sonic must swallow his pride and ask his younger friend Tails for help. But first Tails has to figure out where the hedgehog actually is. Consider how often Sonic pays attention to anything, this isn't going to be easy. [ONESHOT] Written for the Kelviniana forum Summer's Up challenge.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
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Some Aggression Required reviews
Little did he know how correct he was when he'd called teamwork a superpower. - Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23 - Sonic, Tails, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, G-Mel/Gemerl - Complete
Gremlin Island reviews
When Knuckles manages to snag himself in several of his own traps, Sonic and Tails fly to the Emerald Shrine to help. But none of them expected to get tangled up in something much larger.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
The Presentation reviews
Sonic the Hedgehog was definitely invited. But he wasn't with the rest of the crowd. No, he was backstage, preparing to give the presentation of his life to the seated humans. He could only hope the goodwill he'd accumulated thus far could sway the crowd, for the stakes were of dire consequence. - Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2018 - Sonic, Tails, G.U.N. Commander - Complete
Sonic and the Golden Journey reviews
Sure, he's fixed the Arabian Nights and the Arthurian Kingdom, but can Sonic save the story of Goldilocks from the Three Bears? Why is Little Red Riding Hood here? And how much story material even *exists* in this book? Find out in the third installment of the "Sonic Storybook Series!"
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2017 - Sonic - Complete