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Joined 03-17-06, id: 1010119
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Here are some things about me!

Name: Can't disclose because I'm with the FBI. Oh, crap. I wasn't supposed to tell you that. And I wasn't supposed to tell you that I wasn't supposed to tell you...Oh well. My name is Emi.

Gender: I don't know...sometimes I wonder...HAH! I'm just messing with you. I know perfectly what I am. I'm a girl...I think. At least that's what it says on my drivers lisence.

Age: 63. Wait, no! I don't want to be that old! (smacks hand) Bad hand! No, we don't type that! My real age is 16, but my hand says otherwise...(glares at hand) If I didn't need you to draw with, I'd smack you upside the fingers...

Lives in: America

Likes: playing golf, anime, writing, videogames, reading, dogs, Mothra (from the Godzilla movies,), fossil hunting, watching movies, snowshoeing, drawing, making jewlery, Japanese food, ect.

Dislikes: I really don't like Yaoi/Yuri pairings. I don't having anything against homosexual people (I have a few friends who are), but I just don't like it when people pair my favorite characters together- when they don't swing like that! However, if the characters ARE homosexual, then I don't care what people do. At least that's who the characters are. Kudos to them. Oh, and I really don't like reading fanfiction that hasn't been spell checked, or has bad grammar.

So, now you've read some basics about me. Here are some anime specifics:

Favorite Animes/mangas: (the ones in bold are my all-time favorites)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Chrono Crusade


Techi Muyo

Fruits Basket

Shaman King

Galaxy Angel

Azumanga Diaoh




Teen Titans

Digimon (But only the first season)


Juvenile Orion

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Least Favorite Anime: Bobo-bo-bo-bo-bo or however many 'bo's there are in it. I swear, this is the most screwed up show there is out there. I watched that show twice; once to see what it was about, and a second time to see if I could understand it. I think my IQ dropped down 50 points after ten minutes of watching that show. I clap and bow down to anyone who can figure out what goes on, and if you don't believe me, watch it for yourself. I pray for your soul.

Favorite Characters in Animes:

In Fullmetal Alchemist- Edward, Roy, Riza, Izumi, Ling (in the manga)

In Negima!- Setsuna, Negi, Yue, Evangalion, Konoka, Ku Fei, Kaede, Asakura, Nodoka, Asuna...Um, actually, now that I think about it, I just like the most of them. All of the characters are all really funny! Except for the bad guys...I don't like them.

In Shaman King- Yoh

In Chrono Crusade- Rosette

In MAR- Ginta, Dorothy, Nanashi

In Tenchi Muyo- Washu

In Fruits Basket- Hatsuharu, Momiji, Kyo

In Azumanga Diaoh- Yukari and Nyamo

In Naruto- Naruto

Favorite video games: Tales of Symphonia, any of the Harvest Moon games, Poke'mon, Drakenguard, S.S.B Melee, Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, Katamari

Favorite foods: I really love Japanese food. Especially chicken yakitori and shrimp tempura. Cucumber sushi is also a must.

Music: I like anything with guitars and drums. Mostly punk and rock music. But NO heavy metal! I also like Japanese music. Even though I don't understand what they're saying, I think that makes it all the more cooler.

Favorite Movies: Anything with action or comedy in it is always good. Anime movies are great too. I really like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Austin Powers, Godzilla and other B-Grade movies, Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky, ect.

Favorite T.V.shows (Besides Anime): South Park, Family Guy, Law & Order, Monk, LOST, 4400, Who Wants to be a Super Hero

Ok, I think that was enough of the specifics for you.

However, I'd like to take a moment to call attention to a game I just learned how to play from another author on FanFiction. I learned this from enVii, and I really recommend reading their stories if you like Fullmetal Alchemist. They're bound to make you laugh. Anyway, this game is called The Game.

Rule #1: Once you know the rules of the game, you must play it, and will do so for the rest of your life.

Rule #1.1: The aim is to forget you are playing "The Game". If you remember, you lose, and must subsequently say out loud "I lost the game." This will lead all around you to lose "The Game" also, as they will have just remembered it themselves,so they too must say "I lost the game". Yes. Now that you know how to play and are currently thinking about "The Game" you have just lost. Go on, say it.

If the people around you are not aquainted with "The Game" they will probably ask you "what game?" This is where you tell them the rules. So how do you win? Well, obviously, if you forget about "The Game" you win, but upon realising you are the winner, you will have lost. Never fear though - you restart "The Game" after each loss hence you will be playing until you die. If you get really old and seriously don't remember "The Game" before you die, well, I suppose you win...not that you'd know.

The magic of "The Game": Still a young concept, by losing "The Game" out loud and thus explaining it to others who will in turn join in "The Game" we hope to spread it around the world so that in time, everyone on Earth will be playing, in which case someone saying "I lost the game" will set off a chain reaction of losses throughout the universe. Unity - go unity!

Start playing now, post the rules anywhere you can, and remember you were one of the first.

Thanks enVii for telling me about The Game. Oh crap. I just lost The Game. Which means you just lost the game too.


-Fullmetalfan (Oh, and if anyone wanted to know, my name is Psyoren on gaia. Look me up!)

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Snow! by Cles reviews
Roy and Riza are trapped in Central Headquarters after a big snowstorm. What else do I have to say? Review, if you think it's good enough. If you give me a mean review and don't explain it, I'll eat the review. Yum...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,709 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Roy and Riza's Cracked Out Adventures by The New Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
GUESS WHO'S BACK! Me, with more hilarious cracked-out antics! Read my newest offering if you're a long-time fan, or start from the beginning if you're new! It's wonderfully random humor, and it's BACK AFTER 2 YEARS! Hooray!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Life In A Bottle by Serac reviews
I never really thought I had a choice. When I realized I did, well, that's when I knew I could do anything. Sequel to The Dreamer
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,530 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Sayo A., Ku F.
MIA by Lady Scarlett Orihime reviews
Roy goes missing suddenly and Riza's out to find why. Rated t due to some violence and some language. Chapter 9 now up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
I want to go Home by Pocket-Mandy-Mae reviews
Roy is sent to eastern headquaters but riza isn't allowed to go with him. While roy looks for scar in the east riza is to look after the office whilst he is away but then she is sent out with others to find the homonculi. Royai! RoyxRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
FullMetal Alchemist: The Next Homunculus by The New Pyro FMA reviews
Winry, Ed and Al stopped short at the sight that met them – two young children collapsed on the porch ragged: weary, and covered in blood. Has Ed and Al's gruesome past repeated itself? Find out! R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
Better Than That by new moonfull moon reviews
Hughes has decided that Roy is not capable of finding himself a wife and decides to find one for him. Mustang finds out and trys to prove that he can chose a wife or at least a steady girlfriend just fine on his own. Who will prove triumphant?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,526 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Even When You're Standing Alone by destinysHEART reviews
An alternative Royai fanfic. This story takes place during the war. Roy and Riza have never met, and to top things off Riza is living with the Ishvarans as their liberater. What will happen when Riza leads a covert mission to capture the famous Flame Alc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
Embarrassed Meeting by foreverlight reviews
Roy's calls an emergency meeting that ends with Riza in his arms
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,641 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Meshed by Cles reviews
follows manga after ch58. CH 5 IS UP! Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
Just Tell Me by Arctic Husky reviews
[Sheelos] One night while distanced from the the rest of the group, Colette brings a certain subject matter up to Sheena: What ever happened between her and Zelos? She's in for a long answer... [Note: I am formerly The Zelda Master!]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,228 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sheena F., Zelos W.
The Dreamer by Serac reviews
[Complete] Those of Mahora Academy and of the magic world have been having a dream. When the dream is linked to magic, and the magic to murder, Negi must join with a new friend to discover the truth behind the 'voice' while protecting his students from it
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,100 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Misadventures of FMA by The New Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
All those little things that Arakawa doesn't tell you about! Comedic Drabbles a la The New FMA. Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Edward E.
Road Rage by Ickiakki reviews
The open road is a dangerous place. With crossdressers like Envy, what do you expect? With Wrath as his lawyer, and Lust as his landlady, Envy's going have a tough time sneaking past the police!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,185 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Envy, Lust
The Eternal Flame by QuotheIDani reviews
What happens to the Royai pairing when the anime leaves off? Much time has passed,and their story is finally going to be told.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
A Second Mission With The Ally by Cles reviews
The Ally sequel. Riza figures out that Roy lied to her about what happened on their last mission, oh noes! Ack! Don't kill me for ending it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Ally by Cles reviews
Roy and Riza are sent on a mission to investigate a growing terrorist organization. Roy starts to question what his true feelings for Riza are. Lust plays with Riza's head a bit...This fic is in between a T and a M. Nothing real bad though...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,845 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Brief Tragedy of Flesh by D. M. Evans reviews
Riza’s life and heart get put on the line when she gets kidnapped by unknown enemy agents
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Alchemist Games reviews
Roy is invited to participate in a tournament called The Alchemist Games. When he refuses, Riza is taken as blackmail to get him to participate. Rated T for mild language, violence, and ass grabbing in the third chapter. RoyxRiza. MANGA SPOILERS!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,836 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.