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Joined 03-17-06, id: 1010150, Profile Updated: 08-17-17
Author has written 73 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Earthian, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Green Hornet, and Inception.

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The Rag and Bone Shop reviews
A collection of brief, largely unconnected stories about Itachi and Shisui. Some will be short, others long. Quite a few will be AUs. Needless to say, there will be slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
Almost Was Good Enough reviews
Seven years ago, Uchiha Shisui left home in search of something better. Little did he know that one day, his old life would catch up with him in the most unexpected way. ItaShi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Une Chanson Pour La Dame Perséphone reviews
Your enemy is sleeping, and his woman is free. M.M./Chrome. Femslash.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - M.M., Chrome D. - Complete
no end to our descent reviews
Five times Fugaku pretended he didn't hear a thing, and the one time he couldn't deny it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Cautionary Tale reviews
Veins full of light, he's one to stray. Axel/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Talk Turkey to Me reviews
"That mouth is going to get you in a world of trouble, Mr. Eames." Arthur/Eames. Slash.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Kato on the Shore reviews
Despite his many misgivings, Kato went back to therapy. Kato/Britt. Slash.
Green Hornet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Kato, Britt R./The Green Hornet - Complete
Chitose reviews
One thousand years of happiness, or Ballad of the Victorious Childhood Friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Antinous Revived reviews
The tautology of you and me. Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Undressing the Onion reviews
Shisui wants to take someone else to the dance. Oh no. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Art of Fishing reviews
In which I once again pull that trick with Shisui and older men and bars. KisaShi, with sides of ItaShi and KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kisame H., Shisui U. - Complete
Curious Transformation of Miss Alice Kingsleigh reviews
Rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves: more of Alice's adventures on the Caribbean Sea. PotC x-over.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Reverberations reviews
Four days on the road. Itachi/Shisui. Happy Halloween '10!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
seven days reviews
The cruel semantics of absolution. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reclamation and Its Discontents reviews
Misery loves company. May the best man win. Shisui/Itachi, Shisui/Kabuto. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Kabuto Y., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
somnambulist reviews
Unzip my body, take my heart out. Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Colder Water reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Great Pantomime reviews
A villain knows his heroes. Madara/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Madara U., Shisui U. - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Splash reviews
On a scale of one to ten—ten being the bomb scare at the Reuters Building last May—this was still registering at least a seven in terms of stupidity. AU. Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Across The Hallowed Ground reviews
In the wake of an attack on the Academy, an order was issued for all the students to evacuate to the countryside. One group never made it to their destination. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Boys Will Be Boys reviews
Uchiha Shisui, a cave, and a very sleepless night. M-rated, and that's all the warning you're going to get.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
You Shall Go To The Ball reviews
Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Burning of Paper Instead of Children reviews
In the world of two, one is only half. Mildly Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
A Shared Sky reviews
The black coat is the only scar that he could remove at will. AU ficlet. Ensemble cast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
About A Boy reviews
On chakra colors and bad haircuts. In the mountains of Kirigakure, two ANBU captains meet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shisui U., Ao - Complete
Stromateis reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
But We Got Rum reviews
The seven seas can be a very small place. Crossover.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K. - Complete
Three Hopeless Crushes reviews
A cluster of flash fiction inspired by chapter 484. Slash/het/femmelash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sakura H., Karin U., Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ascetic reviews
Of roads and repetitions. Uchiha Madara/Senju Hashirama. Madara-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Lux et Vanitas reviews
In the bedroom after the war. Raphael/Michael. Post-series.
Earthian - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
The Seagull Children reviews
One day we'll change from children into people. Post-KH2 ficlet.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sora, Riku, Kairi - Complete
Cave Lupum reviews
Memory is a blood-drenched game. Saïx/Axel. Slight spoilers for 358/2 Days. Otherwise known as That Fic Where Axel Is A Girl.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Saïx, Axel - Complete
Deep River reviews
Lady Uchiha, from child to wife to mother, and the constant flow of the Nakano River. Mikoto-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Quick Fix reviews
Shamal has syphilis. Shamal/Gokudera?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Shamal, H. Gokudera - Complete
Vertigo reviews
Itachi on stormy weather, fatalism, and Uzumaki Naruto. But not necessarily in that order. Itachi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Heap of Broken Images reviews
Of repercussions and promises that don't pan out. Kakashi/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
i hold my breath until you creak to life reviews
And they all lived together in a crooked little house. Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aftermathematics reviews
Of destinations, blind fish, and converging vectors. Part two of the Destinations Series. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Motions in Stilted Time reviews
Love is not a fairy tale for the faint of heart. Part one of the Destinations Series. Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Exercise in Futility reviews
Sasuke is thirteen, and his is not the only heart that's breaking. Love by Extension, or 15 Things Uchiha Sasuke Will Not Remember. Kimimaro/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Kimimaro K. - Complete
Unwrap reviews
There are voices in the desert. Sakura isn't afraid of dying, only of being lost. Temari/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Temari - Complete
Plus One reviews
Behind the wheel and wide awake. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
All That You Can't Leave Behind reviews
Looking in on the good life I might be doomed never to find. Riku/Sora. Post-KH2. Another look at possible consequences of the events portrayed in the games.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,197 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Emotional Intelligence reviews
Emotional Intelligence in People Other Than Your Boyfriend. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera. The kids are still alright.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
The Keeper reviews
A lever and a place to stand. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Let Nothing You Dismay reviews
I'm just a station on your way, I know I'm not your lover. Neji/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
heart without a girl reviews
Curiouser and curiouser. Alice/Naminé.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Naminé, Alice - Complete
The Five Steps reviews
A portrait of grief: five perspectives converging on canvas, and five people not directly involved in the drama. Drabbles.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
alleycats reviews
I remember you well, at the Chelsea Hotel. For the LJ kink meme. Axel/Larxene, mentioned Marluxia/Larxene.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Axel, Larxene - Complete
Red Velvet or Nothing reviews
When Pence met Roxas, he gave him a cupcake. Roxas/Pence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Pence, Roxas - Complete
Hot Blooded reviews
Xigbar's feral, Luxord's inscrutable, Axel's a ratbastard, and Demyx — he's just trying to stay alive. One panic attack at a time. Light Xigbar/Demyx, heavy shenanigans.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Scenes from a Garden reviews
Silence is the blood whose flesh is singing. Marluxia/Naminé, just like the doctor ordered.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Marluxia, Naminé - Complete
Si Tu Disais reviews
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. Axel/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Deceitful Above All Things reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Vanilla, Oleander, Devotion reviews
Sometimes it's just a matter of one day after another. Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
No Bed of Roses reviews
Together they will wait out their happy ending: Naruto picks up the pieces. Naruto/Sai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Fire Sermon reviews
A seagreen tale in three parts. Prompted by Letta. Deidara/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara - Complete
Amateur Psychology reviews
Mycenaean feminist theory. Nihilism. Selective blindness as an art form. Hyuugacest, Hanabi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Hanabi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Green Apple Elixir and Sugared Vanilla reviews
In which everyone in Konoha has relationship problems, and Naruto and Ino may just turn out to be the most well adjusted of them all. Naruto/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Above Reproach reviews
A treatise in the nature of coincidence, or a heartbreaking work of staggering pretentiousness. Giftfic for tsubaki-hana. Itachi/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,544 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blackbird Fly reviews
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see. Ibiki/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Ibiki M., Anko M. - Complete
Swallowed a Fly reviews
Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. An unconventional courtship in 20 glances, Jiraiya/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
I Love The Sound of You Walking Away reviews
Look out, Konoha. Yamanaka Ino is on the rebound. Ino-centric, het and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
sexy ugly reviews
Sakura needs to branch out. Anko has it going on. Anko/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Sakura H., Anko M. - Complete
37 reviews
The small stairwell leading up to their hovel of a bedroom has thirty seven steps. The KisaIta AU I Am Totally Not Writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Life Pursuit reviews
"Want me to buy you another hooker?" - In which adulthood is unsimple. Naruto/Ino, slight Kiba/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Half a Thousand reviews
The distance between Suna and Konoha is roughly half a thousand miles. Of course, for someone like Shikamaru, distance is relative. Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Roses reviews
On the fragility of contentment. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
This Is How We Operate reviews
And the only way to deal with crazy people, she knew, was to comply with their demands and not make any sudden movement. Naruto/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete