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Joined 08-11-01, id: 101062, Profile Updated: 08-05-14
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Baby Sitters Club, Transformers, and Kuroshitsuji.

I never thought I'd be posting here again, but Kuroshitsuji drew me back. There's just not enough of it on AO3! If you're looking for more of my work, a complete catalog of my stories and podfic can be found at AO3 under the same username. You can also find me as Piscaria on Dreamwidth, Tumblr, and Livejournal, and as Piscaria_Sum on Twitter.

I give blanket permission for all transformative uses of my fic, including remixes, sequels/prequels, fan art, translations, podfic, etc. You do not need to ask permission, but please do link back to my work. I would also appreciate a heads up if you decide to post something based on one of my stories. That always makes my day! Podficcers, I know that written work does not always translate precisely into audio, so if you need to make minor changes to the text (such as adding dialogue tags), feel free. If you want to make more extensive changes, please consult with me first. Repods of stories I've already podficced are also fair game, as long as it's okay with the author.

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A Universal Concept by April Raven Girl reviews
What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,657 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Jazz, Maggie M.
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Demon on Display! by crow-of-murders reviews
A pleasant trip to the zoo quickly turns into a Hellish nightmare! At a safe distance of course.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,868 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
morituri te salutant by White Silver and Mercury reviews
A collection of Kuroshitsuji drabbles. / centered around the manga and, if any, the anime's first season; may often be Sebastian/Ciel, graphic, mature, and macabre.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Sam Witwicky: Project Anomaly by Nude Frog reviews
Contact with both the Allspark and the Matrix does not come without consequences. Sam is going to find out that the normal teenage life he so desperately wants is far beyond his reach. Rated M. A BeexSam story.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,298 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
little lamb, stained in red by White Silver and Mercury reviews
The hands before, the hands now. The same stains. The same dirty smell, the same sick feeling in his gut. This was the shame of Ciel Phantomhive. // M for graphic/sexual content and dark themes; Sebastian/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,392 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
NEST Files: Alien Encounters by Steelfeathers reviews
A series of one-shots related to my 'Instabiliy' universe. Chapter 4: Ironhide encounters Annabelle Lennox for the first time. The results are not what he would have expected.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
p h a n t a s m a g o r i a by White Silver and Mercury reviews
It was on the morning of January 14, 1890, that his eye began to bleed. // Rated T for dark themes and vague sexuality. Sebastian/Ciel, experimentational.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
But a Humble Servant by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Ciel had always thought of love and sexuality as human enslavement. He'd been right. Sebastian x Ciel. M for sexual content involving a minor. Updated.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Aporia by Lnzy1 reviews
The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
A Hero For Sale by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix slavery, aliens robots and miscommunications?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Indefinite by Clicio reviews
“Are you afraid of death, young master?” “Of course not. Death only has one card to play. Life is much more terrifying, in my opinion. It has a full deck.” Ciel tries to draw the line between a demon and a mortal. SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Isn't it ironic that mirrors that have cracked and broken are the ones to gleam the most brilliantly of all? Sebastian x Ciel. Rated M for sexual content. Non-shota.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Is It Scary by IDOL HANDS reviews
An exploration of magic, the future of the Buckets, and the growing intimacy between the mysterious chocolatier and his young heir. Things seem dark when we do not understand them, but even Willy Wonka has fears that he needs to face. SLASH, chan, lemons
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,319 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 6/24/2006
Insignificance by the-real-mo reviews
Sam realizes he has a fondness for his car and Bumblebee feels the same way for him. Only Starscream, Soundwave, and the other Decepticons are gathering their forces... SamxBee, 2007 movieverse with some G1 ideas. This story is abandoned! Sorry.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,953 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky
Indefinite Objects by Dwimordene reviews
Movieverse 2007 Logic: it's an elegant weapon for a barbaric and xenophobic age. Sorry, George Lucas. Maggie, Glenn, and Ratchet.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Glen W., Maggie M. - Complete
Five Encounters by jenny jar reviews
Andy and Miranda meet again. MirAndy
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,048 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Brainwaves by Flarn reviews
2007 Movieverse. SamBee. Sam experiences a strange dream in which he shares his most intimate thoughts and feelings with Bumblebee, but is it really a dream? The reality that awaits him is one that no human has ever known: life as a giant robot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,293 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
A Boy And His Car by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sam Witwicky has everything a boy could want: the hot girlfriend, the loving family, and the awesome car that transforms into a giant robot. Figures he'd fall for the car. Sam/Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Being a Big Brother by Azumizai reviews
DISCONTINUED :: Set Two Weeks after end of 2005 Movie, Wonka is finding he feels like family to Charlie, and he has big plans for them and the factory. But first, things must go wrong, and the press must get involved. Chapter Summaries Inside.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,480 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
it all started with a potion gone wrong WIP by lunarennui reviews
h/d slash. chapter 20 is either a farce ending, or a pause before i continue; take it as you will.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Things That Set Us Apart by Dollhousesareforwhimps reviews
Summer has been a blast for Willy and the entire Bucket clan. Unfortunetly, all good things must end. And young, chocolatierintraining, Charlie, will discover first hand why his mentor Willy Wonka is the way he is.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005
Paradise Interuppted by Lynx Ryder reviews
Life had never been sweeter...until the words 'Better than Wonka's' were printed. Now Mr Wonka will not rest until order is restored to his universe, but will things really be that simple?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,764 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
A Light of New Acquaintance by Drazzles reviews
This is basically a gap filler inner from the end of the movie, just before the dinner. Nothing more, nothing less. No new major characters. No self inserts. No romance. If you liked the movie, then I really hope that means you'll like this. Ongoing. . .
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,134 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005
Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by presidents reviews
A lesson in Shakespeare. Based on the 1971 film. WonkaCharlie. Oneshot.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Christmas Lights by fxkoala reviews
CatCF. Charlie notices something unusual about their Christmas tree.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Braces I Hate the Most by MaRaMa-TSG reviews
[CatCF 2005, Post movie] Charlie needs braces but Wonka doesn't like the idea. No romance and pairings of any kind, just the fun a mentor and a heir can have.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005
Reparo by The Island Hopper reviews
In order to keep the Buckets from being removed from the Factory, Wonka agrees to something he doesn’t particularly approve of. Normalcy, anyone?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005
First Kiss by Kate Barancik reviews
Willy and Charlie come to an understanding. WWCB. Fluff.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2005
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by rabidsamfan reviews
Ficlets, and drabbles; funny and serious. Many focusing on Samwise, but not all. 1-30 in chronological order, 31. Departure, 32. Feasting at Rivendell, 33. Counsellor of Elrond, 34. Bottom of the Bin, 35.Mending, 36. Gift
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 11,524 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Untold Want by Penelope-Z reviews
Warning: Harry/Draco slash. The 5th year at Hogwarts begins with a dramatic confrontation between Harry and Draco.*CHAPTER 11 UPLOADED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Losing Side by Antenora reviews
( Slash Ahoy! ) The battlefields of love and hate. --02/01/03: Important Update Information Contained Within. Thanks. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 8/24/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love Ridden by Romie reviews
SLASH. Harry notices Draco watching him, and starts to question his own biases
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/4/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Centuries and Seconds reviews
Time meant little to a demon.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Safe to Sea reviews
Sebastian was arranging Ciel's death as beautifully as any of the bouquets he'd fussed over back at the manor, and the concern in his eyes was simply that of an artist examining his work. Nothing more. [Coda to s01e24: "His Butler, Fluent" Sebastian/Ciel]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] - Complete
Distance Makes the Heart reviews
Eight years after Charlie finds the golden ticket, Wonka asks him to leave the factory. As Charlie deals with his hurt and confusion over leaving his home, he comes to reevaluate his relationship to the factory and to Willy Wonka. SLASH.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,550 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/9/2005
Alive reviews
After the Autobots came into his life, Sam's thoughts started drifting to his grandfather. Sam/Bee slash.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
In the Wake reviews
After RotF, Sam has to call his parents with some bad news. Fortunately, his car answers the phone instead. Sam/Bee slash.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Claudia's Secret reviews
A babysitting job brings Ashley back into Claudia's life, and the other BSC members aren't happy about it. ClaudiaAshley.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2007
The Most Wonderful Day of the Year reviews
Charlie's first Christmas at the factory.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Family Night reviews
Willy Wonka visits Charlie's school. Complete.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
Nocturnal Creatures reviews
Draco is crafty, Harry gets mad, and Death Eaters chase poor Sirius. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Photograph Thief reviews
Draco steals a photograph. SLASHY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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