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Joined 03-18-06, id: 1010826, Profile Updated: 02-17-15
Author has written 180 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Inuyasha, Naruto, Death Note, Yakitate! Japan, Bleach, Harry Potter, Wicked, D.Gray-Man, Black Cat, Simpsons, Beelzebub/べるぜバブ, Samurai Champloo, Yu Yu Hakusho, Wallflower, Maid Sama!, Okane ga Nai, Skip Beat!, and Dexter's Laboratory.

"Torah! Torah! Torah!"

Warcry of the kamikaze rabbis.

"Concrit! Concrit! Concrit!"

Warcry of the fanfiction authors.

I think I was sixteen when I submitted my hundredth fanfic to this site, and the rest of the internet pointed out how horrifically lame it was to have written so much about characters that aren't even mine. I prayed that the next hundred submissions would come out slower, because there was no way in hell they'd actually stop, and now I'm twenty-two and I've gotten my wish and it sucks.

Please don't judge me by the list of my favorite fanfics. I worship heathen gods and also anyone that reads what I churn out. I'm learning how to save lives and not be a complete waste of human energy. Once, for a lark and a dare, I stopped reading books for a week. Once, for another lark and a different dare, I banged your mom in a brothel on the banks of the Styx.

That's right. I'm sorry. It's true.

I am your father.

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Gemini by MatsuMama reviews
Of all the drinking stories in Soul Society, theirs are by far the best. A Ukitake/Shunsui melange - laughter, tears, love, loss...everything BUT yaoi. I MEAN it, this fic is HET ONLY. An homage to my favorite two captains. Dedicated to Wilder. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,145 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/28/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
Roses and Kuon by Darkbloodz reviews
Sho dreams of corn. Kuu and Lory dream of weddings. Surprise party by Maria and Kanae. Long time secrets coming out.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Ren, Kyoko M.
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
51 Tints of Granite by Bristol Fashion reviews
MAJOR SATIRE! This is a parody of the first book so a sense of humor and/or dislike of the book is needed to enjoy this story!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Disagreements by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Away Like a Song by Hasty reviews
Yasutora Sado's got one goal in life: get through middle school in Japan and head back home to Mexico. Easy, right? Not in Karakura, where master plans go to die.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K.
The Secret Life of St Bartbley Students by ArtysSexKitten reviews
PWP chapter fic. What the title says. Also Artemis in a skirt and is the ah... coughschoolslutcough Don't like, don't read. Simple ne? No Butler, sorry ppl. Only a whole lot of OC's. But don't worry, none of 'em are girls :P R&R! Chap 15 up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,471 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Artemis F.
A Pensieve for Everyone by moonyschick25 reviews
If each character had a way of relating one moment in their lives, which one would they choose? Now each character, from Sirius to Percy, will get a chance to share a story. Some are funny, some heartbreaking. All are brutally honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Spring Has Come For That Girl With No Sex Appeal by momoirousagichan reviews
Kijima said Kyoko's dating Hikaru, which surprised Ren because he's been shacked with her as Cain, who's just mad because Sho called... and then there's Reino.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,418 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Kyoko M. - Complete
The Best Part of Dying by treeflamingo reviews
People start dying the moment they're born. It's a long, stupid process, and at the end she's the only thing he really enjoyed. BJxNatsu Genre: Dark Rated T for sexy times and minor language.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Dallas Genoard Wets His Pants and Begs for Mercy by VampireNaomi reviews
Unfortunately for Dallas, the Gandor brothers weren't joking with him. Spoilers for episode 13. Rated for language.
Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dallas G., Luck G. - Complete
Clasped by rotorviator reviews
ByaRen. Just a few moments between them, with the rain falling damp and heavy, and Byakuya doing as he wishes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Mitani's Bride by IDespiseTragedy reviews
To some, it was love at the first sight. To others, love took years to realize.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - [Y. Mitani, M. Kaneko] - Complete
Narcissistic by Marmalah reviews
He couldn't will himself to pull the trigger. And it was then that he realized, first: he was selfish, arrogant, cocky, and way too over-his-head, and second: he had never been the one in control. Drabble.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Train H. - Complete
Fairy Castles by treeflamingo reviews
Sho believes that even fairy castles require walls. Kyoko disagrees. Oneshot, kinda fluffy, childhood!fic.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kyoko M., Shoutaro - Complete
Domesticity by highboys reviews
Czeslaw and Firo can make this whole family thing work out. Sort of.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Czeslaw M., Firo P. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Tavoriel reviews
My Hayate fanfiction project! A huge tribute to the poor sick guy who showed up, barely did anything, and left forever. The first story takes place shortly before the Chunin exam with a rescue mission to the Land of the Waves. Title makes sense later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Hayate G., Yugao U.
Lies by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
It can be quite difficult to distinguish truth from fiction.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
Pieces by Reanult reviews
What criteria would be set forth for the pairing of Kenpachi and Hanatarou to work. I choose multiple personality disorder
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,076 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - K. Zaraki, Hanatarō Y.
First Word! by Euregatto reviews
Kazeshini kept that baby he had saved, but now he's certain that wasn't the smartest decision he's ever made. He wonders if he can still retain that sliver of sanity he just might have left... Good luck Kazeshini, because you'll need it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Kazeshini, Shuuhei H.
Doctor's Orders by Jadetarem reviews
A clerical error in the confusion following Aizen's rebellion launches Isane Kotetsu into the world of the living on someone else's mission. Unohana tries to find out what's wrong with her division.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,006 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Isane K., R. Unohana
Overloaded by mickeylover303 reviews
Sasuke critiques Naruto's technique. During sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Umbra by wickedsistah1024 reviews
Because their first meeting was destined, but their reunion was a promise. A promise that was fulfilled. *IchiRuki* post ch. 423
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
On Seduction and Indifference by yuugiri reviews
She found herself lying on her back on someone's bed, both her wrists handcuffed on the headdress, wearing what looked like one of Ino's skimpier shirts and a very short skirt. This was turning out to be a very, very bad day. SaiSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
The Theory by at-kb reviews
Why do captains and vice-captains have to do so much paperwork? Yumichika and Rangiku have a theory. Crack, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Yumichika A., R. Matsumoto - Complete
In Your Face, With Tooth Paste by Hasty reviews
The birds chirping, the division exploding- it's a typical morning at the new Second Division. Yoruichi and Yumichika never did learn how to play nice.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Yoruichi S., Yumichika A. - Complete
Aftermath by Crystal Factor reviews
Sometimes, Kazuki really wished things between him and Mira had worked out; that way, he wouldn't have to deal with the blond headache sitting next to him. TakayukixKazuki fluff!
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
Counterfeit Smile by brendabond reviews
Aizen cocked his head slightly, and smiled, "Indeed. Jiruga-san reminds me of my old captain." - One-shot - no pairings
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Nnoitra G., Shinji H. - Complete
No One Cares About This story by peroxidepest17 reviews
Xin Fu and Master Yu do many pointless and idiotic things while the world moves on.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Xin Fu
The Game by randomfics reviews
Kunieda thought they were playing a game; after all, there was Dragon Quest on the screen... But then again, those moans were suspicious. Oga/Furuichi oneshot
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Furuichi T., Oga T.] Aoi K. - Complete
the only answer by ncfan reviews
For all her claims to hate the man, out of all the Vizard Hiyori was the only one who ever visited Urahara.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Hiyori S., K. Urahara - Complete
I am waylaid by beauty by tasteslikemiso reviews
Ganju knew he wasn't nice to look at. Ganju, Yumichika. There are worse things than being ugly and one of them is losing a fight.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Yumichika A., Ganju S. - Complete
The Middle of the Bridge by Sinister Tomato reviews
"You ain't the only one that's learning to get used to something new." Hiyori, and learning when to give in.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hiyori S., K. Urahara - Complete
New Moon by rinkaku reviews
"I'd always wondered. Am I the "demon" you kept telling your little friends you fought against, daily?" - Angst, dark, character death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Loneliness and Amanatto by Photophobic reviews
"Toshiro Hitsugaya, do you know why I called to you at such an early age?" Hyorinmaru asked. He did not.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, Hyorinmaru - Complete
Aizen Sosuke: Psychological Therapist by 2BfrankIMAhotdog reviews
What if Aizen were a different kind of evil? Find out what happens in a reality where Aizen Sosuke has a license to inflict therapy upon others. T for language, some disturbing material. Like it? Love it? Hate it? Please rate it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - S. Aizen
Twenty Truths: Ikkaku and Yumichika by peppermint quartz reviews
20 Truths about Ikkaku and Yumichika. Pretty much safe for everyone unless you can't stand even a hint of BL. BLEACH isn't mine, and this isn't for profit.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Little by Little We by Hexagonistic reviews
It is in those random, almost nonsensical moments, where he will notice Furuichi's position, in relation with his life. And then he won't care that he noticed, because it's not like it matters, and Furuichi will always be there. Pre-series Oga/Furuichi
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Oga T., Furuichi T. - Complete
Something Wrong by SkywardShadow reviews
*SPOILERS* There was something wrong about her brother's death. Sayu knew that much. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Sayu Y. - Complete
the temple at the fork by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
he was sky-blue loyalty and the sunshine in his blood: the lasting life lessons Itachi learned from his only encounter with Namikaze Minato, and the one he didn't. AU, SPOILER WARNING. Genfic extraordinaire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Minato N., Itachi U. - Complete
Not An Option by candyflavordlies reviews
Like he said, he didn't come here to fail. Spoilers for the series finale.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Mugen - Complete
His Hand by SeEmYaWeSoMeNeSs reviews
Orihime would never forget what it felt like to hold Ulquiorra's hand. Even though she never would again.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Some Things by ncfan reviews
Isshin knew Ryuuken still cared, even if he had an extremely difficult time showing it. There were some things that no father would allow to happen. Spoilers for the Arrancar Arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Isshin K., Ryuken I. - Complete
Monoxide by Suk-fong reviews
Smother the lungs until you cannot breathe at all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
I n d o l e n t by Broken Flavors reviews
There really was something about Yumi that could reduce Ikkaku to a sputtering dolt.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Haven't Been Buried by a Sandstorm Yet by SkywardShadow reviews
Which is the sole positive thing Shisui has to say about living at a Suna outpost. So he begins writing letters to Itachi. Itachi, as you can imagine, is less than amused. *Oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blinded By The Sight by Ralthe reviews
Tousen's corruption gave him what he lacked. Oneshot. Spoiler chapter 385
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Tousen K., S. Komamura - Complete
Coyote and the Death by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Coyote Stark is the newest addition to Las Noches, where hierarchy is steep and ambition cuts deep. Barragan Luisenbarn has called Las Noches home longer than any other Hollow. Suffice to say the two are not on the fast track to friendship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2010 - C. Stark, Barragan - Complete
Bothering Alagaesia by Emerald Tiara reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
Seven Days to Common Ground by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kuchiki-taichou is acting weird.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Legbreaker Mountain by SpiegelofNowhere reviews
Ishida has a problem. A blue-haired, mad scientist, stalker problem. "Stop sending things to my house. Flowers are fine; flowers that shoot knock-out gas are not."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Uryuu I., Mayuri K.
Empty Promises by Raine20oo reviews
Why? Cause you know it's a lie.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. Ukitake, Sogyo no K - Complete
Confutatis Maledictis by obsessmuch reviews
You are Bellatrix Black. You are not afraid of anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Volleyball Diaries by Ontogenesis reviews
Kaneko Masako has always been good at reading people -- except for perhaps that slacker, Mitani Yuki. Written for the LJ community fifthmus exchange.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - M. Kaneko, Y. Mitani - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10131 - Favs: 12,337 - Follows: 5,087 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How To Write Amazingly Popular Fanficiton by Gen Duruk reviews
From the people who brought you 'The Human Whose Name is Written in This Fanfiction', comes a tale like no other. One bored teenager embarks on a quest to create a guide for something useless. Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Demegawa H., K. Higuchi - Complete
Situated by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Gift to Thorn In Your Side. SUISASU Non-Lemon. Prompt: Getting comfortable in the electric chair. A little more racy than what I usually write.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
But Come Back To Me by VioTanequil reviews
Ruri’iro Kujaku had just about enough. He was done with this stupid, stupid arrangement, and he was going to jolly well make sure Yumichika knew that. Now, he just needed to see that idiot shinigami to tell him that. K for slight language.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Ruri'iro K., Yumichika A. - Complete
WAKE UP! by Rdyest reviews
Aizen leaves the lights on in Hueco Mundo, whatever will Starrk do? Oneshot crack
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - C. Stark, S. Aizen - Complete
The Innocence of Youth by Omoni reviews
My attempt at debunking the whole "Aang is an ignorant 12-year-old boy". Doesn't anyone besides me remember being twelve? Warning: This fic contains suggestive and somewhat adult material and should be read with discretion.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Aang - Complete
Chasing You by rii no ame reviews
After her reappearance in Soul Society, Yoruichi provokes Byakuya into another game of tag, but every time she wins, she loses.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
It’s Like Pigtail Pulling Only Bloodier by peroxidepest17 reviews
Some shinigami think about what it would take to seduce Kuchiki Byakuya. Some don’t.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2009 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K.
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Fireblood by UnluckyAmulet reviews
She was nothing like Neliel. And that was fine with him. -Kuukaku x Nnoitra-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Nnoitra G., Kukaku S.
Five Men Waya Never Loved And One He Always Had by Daishiko reviews
Waya lost his virginity on his twentieth birthday.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Y. Waya, S. Isumi
The Annoying Game by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
Drawing Parallels by Lixie Lorn reviews
Ok. This is an AU set just after the Chuunin exams and onwards. A village from an alternate dimension comes here to escape the sins they have commited. An old enemy, and an old friend, or at least people who look and act the same way, come with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,501 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Orochimaru
The Clinical Characteristics of Love by laurelsblue reviews
Crack. Finding someone who understood them was hard. 20 facts about the scariest couple in Soul Society, Mayuri and Unohana.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Mayuri K., R. Unohana - Complete
The Migration of the Animals by shelter reviews
One-shot. How did someone as skilled as Soi Fon end up with Omaeda as her Lieutenant? A not-so typical story about too much to drink, random acts of violence & their first meeting which started it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Suì-Fēng, M. Ōmaeda - Complete
Burning by Godell reviews
I wish you didn't burn so much." Echidna's thoughts on Creed a short while before the events of episode 12. Creed/Echidna, with hints of Creed/Train. Oneshot written for black cat flash on LiveJournal.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Echidna P., Creed D. - Complete
Arrancar Force Five! by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the expedition to the human world takes a different approach, the gates of Hell are thrown open and maturity is the first casualty. Dumber than "The World's Worst Rescuers," sillier than "Stranded," I bring you a truly worthless piece of fiction.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
So, Tell Me About Yourself by AltoidRck reviews
Yamamoto observes an unstable bond between his captains and vice captains. He decides to be evi...uh, helpful and have days made where they do nothing but spend time together. What will become of the Gotei 13?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,003 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - G.S. Yamamoto
If I Just Lay Here by bekett reviews
Bathtime with Kanou and Ayase. Fluff
Okane ga Nai - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Ayase Y., Kanou S. - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Kenpachi's Nightmare by Mari03 reviews
Weird security systems, rare weapons collections, queer negligee-like looking armors and Kuchiki Byakuya...rushing after Kurosaki, Zaraki accidentally enters a house where he has to face just too many oddities. WARNING: this story is YAOI.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For Always by Crazy4Moony reviews
It’s never been ideal like everyone puts it. Remus does not believe in Sirius’ devil-handsomeness, and Sirius doesn’t love him for his bookworm-look. They’re not in love. And even if that’s a lie, it’s all that ever had - can have. None-explicit sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sister by perplexic reviews
I am the sister who holds her gay brother through the painful, tear-filled nights. Slight ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Hana I., Kiba I.
Sunglasses by perplexic reviews
-I let my guard down- is the only thought that registers as you tumble backwards, weighed down by a very persistent Kiba, who deftly snatches away your glasses and tosses them off to his partner in crime. ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
We are in the prime of your youth by Falling Tears of Death reviews
Sometimes Kiba wonders when everyone got so old? When did the village start smelling so awful? Why did everything have to be so damn serious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Glass Orbs by Sara Jaye reviews
You're one of the family now, Sokka said, but it only reminded Zuko of the family he'd betrayed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Reasoned Madness by Phoenix Boy reviews
After the last match of the Honinbou tournament, Kuwabara takes Ogata out for a drink.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/23/2009 - S. Ogata, H. Kuwabara - Complete
Burn To Shine by The Seventh L reviews
Two men used to drink together once a week like brothers. This will be the last night between them. Set directly before the events of chapter one; slight spoilers for Hueco Mundo arc. Gen!fic, Isshin and Ryuuken.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Isshin K., Ryuken I. - Complete
The Princess Bride by RyterHarpie reviews
It's the classic tale of star-crossed lovers. A fair maiden, a poor farmboy, and of course an evil prince. Now throw in a few cross dresses, a shark boy, and plenty of yaoi and I think You've got one hell of a bed time story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Double Trouble by Lixie Lorn reviews
A trainer from New Bark Town leaves on a journey to become a pokemon master. Yadda Yadda. don't worry, it features me and Damned Lolita, so normality will not last for long. Rated for reason above, and me being way too careful.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008
The Internet Was Meant For Yaoi by Shounen-Ai reviews
A chatroom plus our favorite ninjas. Enough said. SasuNaru /Crack fic/ Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Emily Waters reviews
Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Destin by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Finality; harsh, if only in its brevity. However the shock wave of my action remains. My tribute to my least favorite pairing in all of Naruto. I suppose this can also serve as an extremely biased character study if you'd prefer. SasuSaku WHAT! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Falling in Love In Ten Days Flat by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,170 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Groundhog Day by Shashuko the Paisley Maiden reviews
Zabuza-san!" Twelve-year-old Haku smiled across his guardian over the breakfast table. "Do you know what day it is?" Oh, crap... what did I forget this time? not BL but full of familymush
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Zen & the Art by murderofonerose reviews
Set shortly after Arthur Dent's spectacular failure to order a green salad. This, of course, is impossible. Ford/Arthur, TV-verse
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 30,424 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Whisky and Mistletoe by Lixie Lorn reviews
HanaSakura fluff. T for some language, implications and continuity. If you don't like yuri, don't click. Simple, see?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sakura H., Hana I. - Complete
Benefiting from the Fight by Durgas Dragon reviews
How the village deals with Kakashi and Iruka when they fight…again.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Stripper Boots and Santa Hats by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
On Forming Diplomatic Relations with the 11th Div by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi get as civil as they know how.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 reviews
AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,640 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday Bombast by Meltalviel reviews
“Really, it’s like we’re Bert and Ernie or something!” “Who the hell are Bert and Ernie?”. In which some of our undervalued characters rant and grudgingly celebrate.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Crope, Tibbett - Complete
Isolation by MirrorFade reviews
Talking to himself was a dangerous past time that Ashido spent a hundred years forcing himself to avoid, and the next fifty trying to make himself sane again after the fact. After a hundred years of fighting Hollows alone, sanity becomes a liability.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Rukia K., Ashido K. - Complete
Sincerely Yours Forever by Determined reviews
In which Sasuke recieves letters from his nin-friends, resulting in rants, sincere answers, and Naruberry pie. Yum! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sasuke U.
Boy or Girl, the Thing is by Crazy4Moony reviews
Wherein Regulus’ gender is discussed. Because he flirts with the birds and laughs with the dudes--but gossips behind their backs and giggles along. 'He’s a girl. But he’s a boy, really, he is. But no matter, the thing is, Severus’ll always love him.' SSRB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Countdown by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
Selected entries from Hermione Granger's journal while pregnant with her second child. She's thrilled to be having another baby, right? Wrong! One-shot: HG/RW, DH-compliant. Inspired, in fact, by something in the epilogue that struck me as odd...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets of the Heart by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
5 yrs post-war: roughly canon-compliant except Snape survived, thanks to a certain Gryffindor brunette. Now they are working together on ways to reverse damage done by Dark Arts. And their relationship is... complicated. HGSS, M for late chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,327 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Foot fetish by Crazy4Moony reviews
When a simple footrub offers you the chance to change your relationship forever, to get what you've always wanted -needed- will you take it? Or is it completely okay just to let it slide and ignore the moment that was -never?- there? LLight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Liar, Liar by peanutbutter126 reviews
“I’ll always be there to care for you, Kiba. It’s a promise.” When Hana breaks a promise, Kiba can only grieve and try not to cry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Kiba I., Hana I. - Complete
The Wardrobe by Crazy4Moony reviews
Sirius and Remus are forced to hide in a wardrobe, because they accidently had sex on their best friend's bed. Oh yes, accidents like that do happen--but how exactly? And who's fault is it? Sirius' penis, the skirt or the lube? Oh, so many mysteries. RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just A Little Fantasy by reika527 reviews
Just a little fantasy that teenage Sasuke might have about his big brother. Set in an Alternate Universe. Incest. Uchihacest, specifically. Very hard M rating, very explicit. You've been warned. Title subject to change. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Exceptions by with eyes looking up reviews
It's Sasuke's eighteenth birthday, and Karin knows just what to do for him. Crackfic conerning Team Hebi-Eagle. Happy birthday, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
He came every night by Karlints reviews
He came every night. He came every night and Shikamaru wondered why. ShikaNaru, meaning yaoi/slash/malexmale love. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,316 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
unsolvable by garaXxXhinata69 reviews
“Naruto, why do you smile?” The blonde just stared blankly. He blinked a few times. It seemed like he hadn’t even heard the question. Then he smiled. “Because I believe.” Sai and Naruto. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Loud and Clear by buduica reviews
Yoruichi loves teasing young Byakuya. The angrier he gets, the more fun she has.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
That's what Family's for by Crazy4Moony reviews
Near has a bad dream, and although it's un-Near-like of him, he needs Mello and Matt to comfort him. And of course, they're more than willing to help.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Black Guardian Angel by Crazy4Moony reviews
Matt and Mello have a day off and spend it in the park. But then some bullies decide to be total pricks and harass Matt. Oh oh. Not a good idea when his superboyfriend Mello is around. Just fluff, actually. Rating T because Mello kicks ass. MelloMatt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
I said ‘I love you’ Dumbass! by Crazy4Moony reviews
Mello never hides his true feelings. So when he thinks Matt's hot, he'll tell him goddammit! It's just that Mello's honesty is rubbing off on the redhead--and that's a problem.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Crucify by Lellian reviews
Tayuya’s teammates do not look too closely at her demons for fear of what they might see. Dark Tayuya introspection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Tayuya - Complete
Change by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke doesn't like change. But after spending his entire summer with Uzumaki Naruto, he finds that change isn't so bad after all. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping princess? Lazy git by Xment2bursX reviews
In order to prove himself to his uncle, the king, Neji goes on a quest to rescue a sleeping princess. Then things get 'troublesome'. Slash. Crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Mission: Make Sasuke Smile! by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Naruto wonders why Sasuke never smiles, so they make a bet on it. Naruto has to make Sasuke smile by the end of the day. What tactics will Naruto use to get the stoic Uchiha to grin? No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,184 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Masterpiece by IlluminatedShadow reviews
It was an image that would fuel Sai’s favorite fantasy for a long time." SasuNaru, unrequited SaiNaru. Sai-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
Fun with Fugaku by Sasuke's darkside reviews
Between dodging his secretly evil wife and his eldest son becoming gay to spite her, Fugaku finds himself teaming up with his youngest against the Hyuga head and Heiress, finger-painting at dawn style.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Fugaku U., Itachi U.
Sorry brother, Father by New Profileaccount reviews
You get to see what really goes on in the Uchiha house at night Uchihacest. Itachi's unfortunate situations he finds himself with his father Warning: Lemon, Incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Sneaking Shadow by karlena reviews
What would you do if your father tried to do something weird to you? what if you couldn't get away? When it would be over, realize, that you were only his toy..Moral to this story? You might never know, how your closest person can act.MinaNaru, rape.1-sho
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Touchstone by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Kakairu 'And when we fall through their window in the dead of the night, bleeding all over their stuff, we need someone who will yell at us for being an idiot, but will still treat our wounds and keep us from dying in the middle of their living room.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Rite of Manliness by recodan reviews
The ultimate Naruto vs. Sasuke story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Double A by Novelist Pup reviews
Sasuke sighed, "This is exactly the reason why I did not want you two to meet each other." :KarinSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Karin, Sakura H. - Complete
Not My Intention by MistedVines reviews
Hinata finally works up the courage to ask Naruto on a date; who finds himself at a loss when Sakura explains the necessity of knowing how to kiss. Sai doesn’t understand how he’s been worked into the mix. Sai/Naruto -lemon warning-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Shelter from the Storm by tonraq reviews
PreAnime. Kuukaku is visited by a strange pair, one rainy Rukongai night. Now made AU by the release of recent manga chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,488 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kukaku S., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Benefits of Friendship by flowerofsin reviews
Pairing: Komamura/Tousen. Happens pre-Soul Society arc. The pair's rushed arrival to a meeting sparks banter among the captains & vice captains. No spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/15/2008 - S. Komamura, Tousen K. - Complete
Overdue Sunrise by LDSocrates reviews
After Lucario's death, Mew is affected the most. She begins to wonder: Why did he do it? Why did she LET him do it? She begins to examine her own life... and if there is a point in continuing it. Can a certain someone change her mind before it's too late?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Faux Pas by MintiNeko reviews
Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Tierfal reviews
Chronicling the annual suicide attempts of one Draco A. Malfoy, failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Another Youthful Challenge by Durgas Dragon reviews
Gai beginning to wonder at Kakashi’s recent challenges
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Icha Icha Tactics by Durgas Dragon reviews
In an act of desperation, Ibiki listens to Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Ibiki M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Plan by Empress Of The Tale reviews
Naruto has a fantastic plan to get Sasuke back, but he needs Sai’s help. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Prince Sasuke has to get married. Or screwed. Mostly? Screwed. Uchihacest. Hinted GaaNaru. Warning: Incest and Language! And crack. Lots and lots of crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7039 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Adventures In Education by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Shards of Nothing by Fanless reviews
For Dhampir72 Rabi muses on his own feelings after they are forced to leave Allen in Asia. Rabi/Allen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Cotton Candy Clouds by Novelist Pup reviews
And chocolate halos. He could get used to this 'Heaven', but only if he got his leather back. [Spoilers, CRACK]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! by jennifer snape reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Guides by Le soleil brille pas pour toi reviews
Are you new to the planet Earth? Dexter's patented guides are sure to help you around.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006
Male Migraines by A.D. Williams reviews
Sesshomaru's parents, well Izayoi and Inutaisho, have decided to take a much needed vacation, leaving the dog demon to care for his toddleraged brother. Of course you know all hell's about to break loose!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Sand In Your Shorts by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,012 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The End of the Honeymoon by Durgas Dragon reviews
Konoha waits for the honeymoon phase to end. Slightly Yaoiish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Demoneyes 14 reviews
Ero sennin's pick up lines! Guaranteed to get the girl or your money back! Well... it would be more guaranteed if it hadn't fallen on his face in the library, but heck, Sai will try anything once! Maybe it will save him a beating from Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Serenade by False-Image reviews
One morning, Sasuke awakens to the sound of someone singing to him from his window. Only one dobe would be stupid enough to do that and live to see the next day. Possibly. [shounenai, fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Why Galbatorix is Lame by alsdssg reviews
Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
Fostering the Notion by Saulie reviews
“…Lightkun is interesting, Yagamisan.” And what the hell is that supposed to mean? L and Soichiro and a brief conversation.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2006 - L, Soichiro Y. - Complete
The League of Extraordiary Evil by pinkalarmclock reviews
A club of all evil people....meeting every week. Of course, chaos comes quick. It's in PoC because I like Jack Sparrow! Read and Review! Chapter 4 up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
Set Apart by peroxidepest17 reviews
What sets the eleventh division apart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Iba T. - Complete
Collide by Jupiter's Promise reviews
Jack and Will share a love of secret gestures and furtive kisses behind Elizabeth's back. How long can it go on before someone tires of the game and forces resolution? 'SLASH' JackWill, Turrow, whatever you want to call it. R&R&a bottle of rum. Ch4 up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006
The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi by Novelist Pup reviews
Sasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like A Brother by Lady Dragon reviews
Oneshot. So for now he had to settle for being like a brother to Sai and desperately hope that Sai was into incest. Sequel to Just A Friend Onesided SaiNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Just A Friend by Lady Dragon reviews
Oneshot. Naruto was special in that regard, he needed a whole new word to describe what he meant to the socially and emotionally stunted ANBU. Uchiha Sasuke it is on. NaruSai, implied SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Really bad eggs! by Twilight Poet reviews
Three best buds, a bunch of pirates, the navy, a cursed treasure and a love struck blacksmith... oh the mayhem! Flamers will be shot, survivors will be shot again! Not a MARYSUE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,786 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Complete
Depths by Angst Equinox reviews
A collection of never before done pairings. Read if you dare.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Alls fair in love and war by goldphoenix007 reviews
Hogwarts is hosting a completely random ball out of nowhere. Harry wants to take Hermione but so does Ron. Another boy plans to do the same thing. But who does Hermione have in mind?Read to find out!This story is filled with evil plans, crazy boys, and ea
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,347 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lazy summer days by PaintedBlank reviews
The Marauders have the Potter's house for two weeks in summer.What will they do with all the free time and general lack of parents? Sun tan of course, well among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Misunderstood by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Group Hug by False-Image reviews
It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
What Do You Do With a Governor's Daughter? by JadeSparrow33 reviews
Oneshot. Three men discuss what to do with the woman who broke their hearts. Or the closest Jack has to a heart. A kidney, maybe. General OOCness abounds. Post DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Saturday Night Fever by Kelitzo reviews
How would you react to Artemis in a onepiece purple disco suit and pink plastic dancing shoes? Let's just say Juliet hates to be scared, and nothing is scarier than Artemis' Saturday Night Fever. Please read and review! WARNING: OOC, fluffish, and ridicul
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
The Red Stain by Lirulin reviews
Today young Elizabeth has found blood on her gown for the first time. She's heard the maids refering to it as 'The Curse' and is not sure who to tell. Especially when James Norrington is to be her companion for the day...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
In Memory Of by mistressmarionette reviews
A collection of shorts and oneshots in memory of the djinni we never met, Zeno. Chapter 5: Zeno reflects on the Past.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006
The princess by flyingmonkees reviews
Written 4 vicki
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Chance Of A Lifetime by Novelist Pup reviews
Tired of all those AnyoneEveryoneXNaruto stories? So am I, so I made a solution for it. ?xNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Antagonize by Jinhito reviews
If you keep digging in old unkempt gardens, you're bound to find something nasty sooner or later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Boy Who Fell by Mutant Goldfish reviews
An alternate universe oneshot where Voldemort Oblivates Harry in the final battle to turn him evil. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Evil Eragon by Mutant Goldfish reviews
Rated for slight teenagey humor. Very stupid, perhaps very amusing. Parody of the trading in Carvahall in Book I.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
All happy families are alike by afrai reviews
Grimmjow and Rukia get married and have a baby. No, really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Got Your Nose! by Ilandere reviews
Naruto deems it his responibility to provoke a reaction out of Sai. But why do things always seem to back fire? SaiNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Guardian Angel Romsca by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
When Romsca died in Pearls of Lutra, it looked like she had become a Reformed Vermin. Does that mean she goes to the Happy Place where only good woodlanders get to go? Well, yes, sort of...but before that, she has to become...a guardian angel first...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
Is That So? by Lord Raizen reviews
“This sucks. Can I be resurrected now? And, no, I don’t want to be reincarnated. I saw what KoEnma did to Karasu, he’s now some girl named ‘Shiraha’!” Kind of RaizenYomi
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Raizen, Yomi - Complete
But too well by Jadis31 reviews
Peter watches Remus mourn. Nov 1st, 1981. RemusSirius and RemusPeter. this is NOT a happy story. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11027 - Favs: 4,363 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Desperate Christmas by Lady Dragon reviews
oneshotWhats the greatest gift one could give to both the village clown and loner? How about the knowledge that they're not alone. yaoi & het
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
legolas' suicide letter (kinda) by indie2 reviews
The title explains it. Except it never mentions suicide and it has a happy ending.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2002 - Legolas
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The Losing Side reviews
There was once a beautiful, super-refined ultrafantastic princess who fell in love with a prince of the appropriate qualities and lived forever after in bliss. This is the story of everyone who was pissed off at their happy ending. Ichigo/Harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,842 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Renji A., Uryuu I.
Cheating Hearts reviews
Toshiro and Nanao secretly yearned to be together, but could never find the courage to leave their respective partners.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2014 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Sigh For Me reviews
Hikaru Challenge. You're not my problem, but you're my solution. Let's make it simple and avoid any confusion: if you stay by my side, I'll never hide away from love.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,358 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Hikaru, Kyoko M.
Shuffle Challenge reviews
We're no strangers to this game. You know the rules and so do I. Full entertainment's what you're thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. Ten snippets. No rickrolling.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Shouko, Shoutaro - Complete
Excessive Wit reviews
Yoruichi is a were-cat, a wisecrack, and a pain in the ass. Too bad Byakuya only can't get rid of her, he can't get enough of her. Almost leads to smut, but a sexy discretion shot is used.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Monkey In the Middle reviews
Ren/Kyoko/Shotaru, as in threeway. A showdown in the dressing room between the boys to decide once and for all who can make Mogami Kyoko hotter...with anger, or love. Slightly sexy.
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Ren, Shoutaro - Complete
I Know My Rights reviews
And I know you're wrong. Gin shouldn't have died for Rangiku when she didn't even know that's what he was doing? Who asked him to have such a big ego and go around doing other people favors they didn't want? All she wants is him. She's not getting him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Orange Peel reviews
If you were walking around like a dumbass and met a drop dead gorgeous woman- in her own way! Shut up -you'd sleep with her too. SoifonxIchigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Extra Credit reviews
Gather round, children, and learn exactly why you should never try to live past the age of seventy. Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni takes some time to gripe to his ever faithful Chojiro.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/24/2010 - G.S. Yamamoto, Chojiro S. - Complete
Swallowed Whole reviews
Out of sight, out of mind. Ashido Kano thinks he's learning one of the coldest truths in existence. /Happy ending guaranteed :D/
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ashido K., Rukia K. - Complete
Romanticize a Demon reviews
And earn yourself a spot in hell. Just for the night, just for tonight. Really? Shouichirou should've known better than to think Takumi was more than met the eye.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2010 - S. Yukimura, T. Usui - Complete
Virus Green reviews
Like a poisoned apple Kouga stuck in Byakuya's throat. /And no, I don't mean that sexually./ A interlude into a Kuchiki's mind.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Byakuya K., Kouga K. - Complete
Bite Sized reviews
With a kick like a horse's! Tanimura Chiaki is a force to be reckoned with, but love makes us all impotent. Well, Furuichi Takayuki better be ready for her, because she's coming to get him whether he is or not. Nene will help, of course.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Chiaki T., Furuichi T. - Complete
With a Twist of Lemon reviews
Not the smutty kind, I swear. But Tatsumi and Hilda do share a kiss, and it /is/ painfully sweet in the most literal, not-angsty sense of the phrase.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Demi Frere reviews
What Sesshoumaru wants to say, Sesshoumaru will say.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Suicidal Insanity reviews
The leading cause of death among ninjas takes almost one shinigami a year.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kukaku S., K. Zaraki - Complete
Atashi, Watashi reviews
Kaoruko wasn't always called that. And the first person that mattered to use that name, speak it sweetly and have it mean something? Well. Who would have thought it would be Somuku, that indelicate jerk.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Someya K., Kanou S. - Complete
Bang the Bass reviews
Tora learns, the hard way, to never take a girl for granted. And while he's at it, what's wrong with having the lay of his life?
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Tora I., Aoi H. - Complete
Confined Moon reviews
Something this lovely? Soichiro ought to share. But then again, hoarding treasure is human nature. Pillow talk between the marble man and his equally hard lover.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/9/2010 - L, Soichiro Y. - Complete
Yamato Nadeshiko reviews
Tatsumi's pretty sure that Hilda isn't it.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Almost Another Day reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a talk about Kaien and other uncomfortable things on a dark night. And the conclusion they arrive at is...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
From Edo, With Love reviews
A triangle has three sides. But you already knew that. Mugen hearts Fuu and Fuu hearts Jin. For geometry to work Jin should heart Mugen, but just this once I'll call a bromance.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Fuu, Jin - Complete
Roppongi reviews
Let's all just grab a boy and make him feel bad. Oh, wait. That's only Takumi's thing.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2010 - T. Usui, S. Yukimura - Complete
Don't You Forget reviews
Moments from the past and present. A mishmash of memories. And a whole lot of Kaede with Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kaede, Inuyasha - Complete
Listless reviews
Kenpachi's sword wasn't just quiet. It was comatose. And...ha! He wondered why she wouldn't speak to him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2010 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Liaise reviews
Yami is so very curious about Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Yammy, Ulquiorra - Complete
Hellhounds for Hire reviews
One woman treads bravely where no one will go. I write GaaKyuu for the sake of the person I love. And Shukaku bends over backwards for the sake of the person HE loves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Look Closer reviews
Ranmaru said, "What would you do if I said I would belong to only one woman here on?" Instead of the princess I give him to the stable boy. But Yuki will not be content to be his /girl/friend...
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Ranmaru M., Yuki - Complete
Blackbirds reviews
Sasuke wonders about Naruto sometimes, he really does. Sequel/prequel to Open Your Eyes; or do I mean pair-fic?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Open Your Eyes reviews
Naruto knows exactly what to say to Sasuke. Sequel/Prequel to Blackbirds; as you wish. Rantesque.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Zaa reviews
Why should I have to explain why Hiei and Kurama are together on a rainy night? Gratuitous fluff for those who want it. And you /do/ want it.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Hey, There reviews
Correspondence between Sakura and Naruto during the time skip of three years. Growth? Love? Or just wistful feelings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Occupational Hazards reviews
Grimmjow needs to work on his game and Ulquiorra needs to get laid. Lucky Yami, who's already sated.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Yammy, Ulquiorra - Complete
Summer Break Debut reviews
It's the perfect time of year to let all those feelings out. Shintarou gives Shiroyama a nudge in the right direction.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Bete Noir reviews
Inuyasha gives his big brother a piece of his mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Like Father, Like Son reviews
Or so they would have him think. Lawliet reflects on Yagami elder and Yagami younger, and eventually makes up his mind as to whom he prefers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - L, Soichiro Y. - Complete
Sorbet reviews
A confession. From Kurama to Hiei, and also the other way around. Rated for tongue, both figurative and literal.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Exciting Proposal reviews
Will you be my fukataichou? Drabbles on captain-lieutenant dynamics. Now showing: Kensei and Mashiro.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,076 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kensei M., Mashiro - Complete
Serendipity reviews
When that which was long awaited came to pass, Byakuya blocked its path. Yoruichi swayed his mind like only she could, and Jyuushiro and Rukia were happy. They were also captain and lieutenant.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - J. Ukitake, Rukia K. - Complete
Paint Me reviews
All the colors of the rainbow! And some that Soichiro made up. The father of two had an interesting life, and L knew all about his dirty secret.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - L, Soichiro Y. - Complete
Smile for the Birdie reviews
There was one more thing left to do in order to avoid L's suspicion.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Deathberry Racket reviews
The hollow knew there was more than one kind of dominance. "I should rape you." Zangetsu learns to deal with sharing Ichigo's head, and the hollow learns to deal with Zangetsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu - Complete
Sky Flowers reviews
Kids these days don't know how to get in trouble so they don't know what punishment is, much less the art of getting out of it. Kukaaku, Kisuke and Yoruichi could teach them a thing or two.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Kukaku S., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Children Have Nightmares reviews
And what do you suppose high and untouchable Hitsugaya Toshiro was?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Bedside Manners reviews
In the hospital after the fight with Barragan, Soifon looked at Omaeda Marechiyo's lips. Was it love that bubbled up inside her, or just the overwhelming desire to beat the living daylights out of her subordinate?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Suì-Fēng, M. Ōmaeda
An Inconvenient Arrangement reviews
When their near and dear ones get together, Yumichika and Keigo are least amused. Unfortunately, they don't know who to complain to. Mizuho/Ikkaku, implied Ichigo/Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Keigo A., Yumichika A.
Control Yourself reviews
This kind of thing was really hard to stop. Byakuya tried, but Kenpachi didn't bother.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Suicide reviews
The worst thing Sasuke has ever done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Hunger at Bay reviews
Mugen and Jin find out how Fuu stays impervious to starvation. Mildly crackish.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Submit Unto Me reviews
When Shuuhei realizes what a delicious secret he's keeping for Yumichika, he takes full advantage of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Shuuhei H., Yumichika A. - Complete
Mala Suerte reviews
Uryuu has no one to listen to him, so he mourns to you. "Inoue-san, it's hard on me when you treat me this way."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Glow reviews
Little-boy love is perhaps the cleanest pain a guy can ever know. Sai with his broken child never had that privilege, but touched grace in the feelings blond Naruto gave him...at least until the hormones kicked in. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet As Candy reviews
Not all siblings are born. Some are made.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Quincy Archer Loves You reviews
And fanfic author justifies his chivalry. Orihime/Uryuu.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Blood Rose reviews
Kanzaki Hajime would woo her in a more conventional way if he thought it would work. He really would. Hajime/Nene, violent love. XD
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Endurance reviews
He said, "Since you look like a beast, do you fight viciously like one?" It wasn't until after Kaname's betrayal that Sajin saw the worth in Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2010 - S. Komamura, K. Zaraki - Complete
Cowboobs reviews
Rangiku or Halibel, Apache was just jealous.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Apacci, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Fenugreek reviews
The first itsy-bitsy bikini was neither yellow nor polka-dotted, but the judges loved it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Yoruichi reviews
The bane of Byakuya's existance. A look at sempai-kouhai relations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Homecoming reviews
When you can walk no further...once you feel exhausted: I'll be there. At your side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bishounen reviews
Byakuya is going to kill Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Sakura Scowling reviews
And Naruto not knowing what to do. Pre-Shippuden, period fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Sakura H.
Jinchuuriki Gathering reviews
Naruto can’t recall what he was thinking when he started this nonsense. Knowing him, it was probably something about how ramen tasted better when eaten in large groups. Based off of manga chapter 420’s cover page.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,372 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Our Father in Nirvana And Thy Son on Earth reviews
After foolishly wondering aloud why Konoha insists on making such a big deal about his Dad, Naruto finds himself in Nirvana thanks to the Hokage's botched jutsu. Worse, Minato's now on Earth! Family reunions, ruined reputations, and a few missions follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Arrivederci reviews
When Zabuza was a kid, he was prophesied to find a treasure of legendary prowess. As an adult, he thinks prophecies are nothing but a steaming pile of bovine excreta. Suigetsu and an adventure conspire to change his mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
The Jasper Gates of Kiamo Ko reviews
She was "the other woman" to both of them. The irony might've killed a grown man, but the Witch stood strong. Elphaba/Sarima.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Arachnophobia reviews
Sai knew he was being a jerk, but at least he had Naruto naked. Smut. You know you want it, you sexy little pervert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
The Pull reviews
There are some things you just can’t resist. The apple has always wanted to kiss the earth, and gravity wouldn’t take no for an answer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
To the Blue Sky reviews
You're just grasping what grief is. You've yet to find out what pain feels like. Tsunade centric, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Chartreuse reviews
Suigetsu, apparently, was a genius. Who knew?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Juugo - Complete
Pandemonium reviews
ShikaTema scenefic. Which is just a quirky way of saying a scene I was thinking of fitting into a multichaptered dealie that didn't work out. Why do all the loud ones find Shikamaru?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Olive reviews
How bad can a first date get? Cross/Road.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Road C., Cross Marian - Complete
It Started with a Kiss reviews
And it only went downhill from there. SaiNaru! Sketchfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Erogakure reviews
Its exactly what it sounds like. /M for later chapters/ FINISHED AFTER BEING ABANDONED. Unsatisfactory ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Mignon reviews
Challenge!Fic. I blame Soar. "You have to write a story for Simpsons and Dexter's Lab, and the plot device should be tentacle sex." Crack, and quite a bit of weirdness.
Crossover - Simpsons & Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Muah reviews
There is a certain type of kiss you just cannot resist. ByaRen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Peppermint Twist reviews
Kanda believes its environmentally unsound for two people to shower separately and waste water when they can shower together. Lavi is in it because he won't give up on his dream of shower sex.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow reviews
/Sequel to Splish Splash/ Oneshot, Kanda/Lavi, yaoi. ...That's all there is to it, honestly. :D
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Splish Splash reviews
Yuu was taking a bath, alone on a Saturday night. A rub-dub, just relaxin' in his tub, thinkin' everything was alright. Well he stepped out the tub, put his feet on the floor, he wrapped a towel round and opened the door--and jumped back.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Fighting Dreamers reviews
All it takes is a song on repeat. An evil organization of super models in disguise. A girl determined to write crack, and a large bottle lemonade. Et voila, ceci.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Storm Rider reviews
SuiSasu. Love is in the air, and in the water. AU, oneshot. Supernatural!Sui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Star and A Stray Dog reviews
Renji/Rukia. A fairy tale told by Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Splash reviews
SuiSasu. Reunion fic. Suigetsu thinks there's more to Naruto and Sasuke than there really is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bure Bure reviews
He smiled sadly. "I'm twisted." She smiled lovingly. "Let's be twisted together." Creed/Echidna. Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei at one in the morning is bad for the soul, yo.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Creed D., Echidna P. - Complete
Corazon reviews
I just can't figure him out. So I just hope its okay to be head over heels in love with someone and still think they're batshit insane. Creed/Echidna.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Creed D., Echidna P. - Complete
Pedosmiley reviews
I know something you don't know. And oh boy oh boy, do you want to know. Crack!Fic.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Mozarella reviews
Deidara/OC. Pizza, mansmex, and Tobi. Can you be more tempted? Pein is a Korean prince, I'unno why. I'm definitely high on something, I'll get you a bag later. Credit to Felix for some dialogue!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Deidara - Complete
Pink and Grey reviews
When the Boy Who Lived finds the Boy Who Could've Lived in a moment of intimacy, he can't quite help himself. Harry/Neville smut, gift fic for I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Apples and Apricots reviews
SuiSasu. One night, alone with Sasuke, Suigetsu tries his level best to get laid, and also to understand his cold-hearted commander.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Indigo reviews
Shikamaru found the weeping woman on a cold winter day. Temari found him back. ShikaTema-y.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Cotton Candy and Candy Canes reviews
One does not simply have a carnival in a ninja village. But when one does, one does not simply refrain from having a date there. Lee asks Sakura out, and uses poetic devices to woo her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Buttons reviews
Lavi so enjoys ripping through the brunet's shirts. Kanda still has plans to fix them, hence the house-wide search for buttons. Hard yaoi, if you don't enjoy it, you wouldn't have that perverted gleam in your eye right now.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Fox and Toad reviews
The boy said, "Come hither, sensei." The sage said, "Has it occurred to you that in your desperate attempts to seduce me, you might kill me with a cardiac arrest?" JiraNaru, Part Two of Two.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
The Great and Terrible reviews
It struck him that he was in fact a pedophile after all, albeit a monogamous one. Nor/Wizard BookVerse
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Wizard - Complete
Toad and Fox reviews
The boy said, "Why are you so perverted!" The sennin said, "All the better to corrupt you with, my dear." JiraNaru Part One of Two.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
What We Don't Speak of In the Public Halls reviews
In fact is for sale in the cheaper stalls. Avaric/Ama Clutch/Boq. smut So be afraid, for you have been warned. I call it CasualEncounterShipping!
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Ama C. - Complete
The Panda Whisperer reviews
Imagine that Kira triumphed over Near in the war for the world. Imagine he’s planning a grand re-entry into society as God. Now imagine a rumor reaches his ears…a rumor of a man who calls himself Ryuuzaki, who looks remarkably like the animals he soothes,
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Somnolence reviews
Sometimes, I hate you. Wait, that gives the wrong impression. Sometimes, I /don't/ hate you. ItaKisa, based on Felix the Eeveetrainer's prompt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
If the Shoe Doesn't Fit reviews
What if the shoe didn't fit Cinderella? A desperate Prince Sasuke turns to his best friend for help. After all, Suigetsu's a great head in a crisis--except he wants Sasuke too, and he won't let some pink haired bimbo snap him up. SuiSasu SakuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sakura H., Karin - Complete
DraMione reviews
Possibly the only one I'll ever write. Birthday fic for Athena! Crackish fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silence of the Mojitos reviews
Secrets. More than Sasuke can handle. Secrets. More than Suigetsu should know. Secrets. More than the world should have. Secrets. More trouble than anything should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Banana Bonds reviews
Tuesday night. Two friends. A dorm balconey. A pain in the ass Chemistry lesson. Ohhhh, somethings' going down here tonight. Come take a look.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Avaric, Boq - Complete
Ineffable reviews
But god damn it, you said I could have a pony! Lavi/Kanda, fluff/crack.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Birthday Bonanza reviews
Matsuda's video of BB's birthday!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Popcorn and Butter reviews
Misa doesn't care how gay boyfriend-chan is, he will have sex with her and he will LIKE it!Smutlicious RaiMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Scarlet reviews
The ultimate seduction, or something like it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Karin, Sakura H. - Complete
Artistic Youthfulness reviews
Crack pairing, SaiLee. Why, oh WHY did Tsunade ever send them on a mission together? Neji’s seen horrors to shake most people his age, but it’s their youthfulness that really scares him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Quiet Deception reviews
Naruto loves Sakura, yes, and she is his wife, yes, but what happens behind the Uzumaki’s back when he leaves—so frequently—for missions? NaruSaku, SakuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Discombobulated reviews
Your subtleties, they strangle me, and I can’t explain myself at all. And every night, every time, back into your embrace I crawl. ByaRen, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Saffron Cream reviews
What if Boq had gone along with Avaric that night? What if they’d ditched the Briscoe Hall boys for a romp along Suicide Canal? And what if a Kumbric witch had happened along, vending airy mounds of a sweet dessert enhancer…?
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Avaric, Boq - Complete
Lead Me Not Into Temptation reviews
I can find the way myself. SasuPak, crack? I think so. 8D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Pakkun - Complete
Soliloquy reviews
Gullible citizens beware! Ao Hoshi, con artist extraordinaire could sell hell to the Devil, and he's taken an apprentice! NOW WITH PLOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008
Not Obito! reviews
Crack! KakaTobi. The Copy Nin meets the Good Boy, and thinks he’s a long lost friend. When the mistake is cleared up, Tobi is only too glad to accept Kakashi’s apology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
Rock Bottom reviews
SangKag. They move together, breathe together, love together, live for each other. Heaven forbid their men find out.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Sango, Kagome H. - Complete
His First Time reviews
Was losing your innocence supposed to hurt this much? Was the other hurting as well? Naruto will never forget this, but it’s not who—or what—you think it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eenie Meeny Miny Moe reviews
Deidara, Temari, Naruto. Blonds in that order of age, and all are in love with a certain cherry blossom. But who is it that Sakura wants? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ebisu - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Escape reviews
OC centric one-shot! Hoshi DOES NOT want to be here. With a little help from Luna, Fred, George, and…Snape? With a little help, he can break away from the school…can’t he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2008 - OC, Luna L. - Complete
Touching reviews
Mello was so good at it. Matt only wanted more. Pointless fluff!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Tomfoolery reviews
The rookie nin and Team Gai get what's been coming to them. Total crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Immortal Pain reviews
It will never stop. Raito knows this. The pain will never stop. It may pause, but it will never go away.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Water Shade reviews
SuiSasu. He mourns the loss of his innocence, and Suigetsu wishes he knew what to say.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Catch Him reviews
His mind was screaming for him to reach out to his brother. Don’t let him fall, it screamed, don’t let him fall, don’t ever let him fall!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Laughable reviews
Karin- “Once Suigetsu and Juugo are asleep, I’m gonna ravish Sasuke like crazy!” What would have happened if THAT particular plan had been carried out? SuiSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eternal, the Mortal reviews
Kyuubi will live forever. Naruto will not. A tailed beast is immortal. A demon vessel is not. The fox muses over his human's fate, and his thoughts on the matter. NOT KYUUNARU!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
My Type of Guy reviews
Shikamaru thinks I like guys like Naruto. Y’know, the loudmouths who fight back when I put them down, the go-getters? Hah, if only he knew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Art of Seduction reviews
Sasuke wants Itachi in bed. Need I say more? Rated M for a very good reason, peoples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart reviews
Sasuke wants Suigetsu. Maybe it wasn't so smart to ask Karin for advice...OOCness ahoy! Rated for Tenku and Hina's tongues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Unrequited reviews
They knew they were just filling in gaps left by people too big to be replaced. They knew that given half the chance the original couple would come together again. Because they would never be good enough. SasuNaru, unrequited Suisasu, Sainaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sai, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Unbelievable reviews
She was just a friend…a rival for Sasuke’s affection…a really hot rival. No, no, just a rival…so why were they making out again? Karin/Sakura, yuri/ shoujo-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Karin, Sakura H. - Complete
Why I'm Not Allowed To reviews
Drabbles on why each Naruto character is prohibited from doing something...OC inclusion because I love Hoshi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
SunBurst reviews
Suigetsu is unnaturally quiet today. And every now an then, his face cracks into a smile like a flash of sun through a cloudy day. After a day of being annoyed by this, Sasuke confronts his teammate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
Bestiality be damned, Sasuke's found his soul mate! SasuPak, crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Pakkun - Complete
Oh No, Not the Sniffles! reviews
Severus Snape has a cold. Harry Potter intends to take advantage. After all, it’s impossible to be intimidating with a cherry for a nose. Snarry, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You reviews
The storm rages. Obito rages. KakaObi. Rated for language and a very small lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do reviews
Pansy really needs this job. She really, really does. If she has to sleep with someone to get there, so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Pansy P. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy reviews
Perfection, they call it. Hell, we know it. Anti SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Only Difference Between Suicide And Martyrdom reviews
A blond. A brunet. An encounter in the forest. Dear god, the horrors that await.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Deidara, Sai - Complete
Swallowtails and Shooting Stars reviews
Sakura feels so useless, not being able to help her team in the cooking competition! But Lee assures her that his youthful cherry blossom is anything but, and then there’s Sai who wants Naruto to sleep with him. But that’s a different story, isn’t it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
YO MOMMA reviews
Sakura has had ENOUGH of her teammates' constant bickering so she takes it upon herself to resolve the tension between them. Her method of choice? A yo momma joke face off!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Night Breeze reviews
AU THIS IS NOT A HAPPY STORY. Sasuke is brought to the hospital, hurt and bleeding. He did this to himself. Sakura saves his life, but can Naruto save his soul? NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate Filler reviews
For nearly two years, Sasuke, Orochimaru, and Kabuto lived together. Who cooked and cleaned for them? Inoue Hiroku. Who looked after them and gave them massages? Inoue Hiroku. What became of this woman? Well, isn’t that a tale to tell…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,484 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Filial Duty reviews
What do you do when a family fic one-shot plot bunny attacks you in your sleep? You crawl out of your warm bed to post it, or risk a sleepless night. Sasuke learns early on that each of his family members has a job to do. FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ten Good Ways to Annoy the Bejeezus Outta Voldie reviews
Well, I just have to say that this was inspired by the videos on Youtube, so i'll just disclaim them real quick: the ten ways aren't mine. The video isn't mine. Hoshi is mine though, touch him and die!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
A Name as Cool as Akatsuki reviews
A chapter for each team of the most loved evil organization! Plus an Orochimaru one-shot. Warnings: smut. But there's a non-smut section too...just like a restaurant, except there its smoking and non-smoking...I'll stop now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
A Sonnet reviews
Lee finds that the best way to woo his green eyed goddess is the old fashioned way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Earthworms are Cute, Spiders are Not reviews
RukiHime, shoujo-ai. Orihime gets a pet. The pet dies. Rukia gets her a replacement. So its all good, right? WRONG! Because life just isn't that kind. Rated for a kiss that's supposed to be...hot-ish.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
Friends are For Life reviews
When Naruto starts going out with Hinata, Sasuke is left feeling –gasp- snubbed and jealous! What is his plan to win back his best friend? Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Instant Noodles reviews
What happens when you give a culinarily challenged baker cooking lessons? Well, whatever it is, its not good...and its going to give Kawachi a headache.
Yakitate! Japan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
DDR, Raitokun! reviews
RyuuzakiRaitoMisa. An addictive game. A hesitant genius. Two persuasive lovers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
An Artist's Challenge reviews
Sai is looking for something to draw. He finds Naruto. SaiNaru, fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Cliffhanger reviews
God, another awful title. -ahem- right, the summary. Naruto hangs onto life by a thread. A vine, actually. Can Sasuke save him? If when he does, will he realize that maybe they're more than just friends? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee Beans reviews
Oh no, you’re thinking, not ANOTHER Naruto high school story…and what can I promise that’s different? Not a whole lot, except some badly named beverages. KibaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Once Upon a Dream reviews
Hinata dreams of man. She's got to stop it, how embarrassing! But he comes back the next night, to do much bolder, sexier things. When she wakes up, he's with her. Is this a dream as well? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Another Difference of Opinion reviews
Oroji. "Another difference of opinion, i suppose," Orochimaru laughed. What were the others? Jiraiya remembers. How could he ever forget? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Life with Naruto reviews
Sasuke- "I live with the village idiot. Its an unfortunate coincidence that he happens to be my best friend, a brilliant ninja, and the greatest guy who ever lived."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Semes Are Better than One reviews
SasuNaruSai, shounen-ai, threesome! They both want the blond, so they serenade him. But Naruto wants his cake and wants to eat it too...because what good is cake if you can't eat it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Last Week reviews
SEQUEL to 'One Week'. The week preceding Shisui's death. Heh, I sound so official...oh crap I just ruined it. T.T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
KakaNaru reviews
Three separate oneshots on the pairing when I was going through my KakaNaru phase…it didn’t last long, but I spewed these monstrosities out. And now I’m releasing them onto you! –evil laugh-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Why Does Hinata Always Faint when She Sees Naruto? reviews
Naruto has a question, but no one seems to want to answer. Tcha. How bugging...he decides to ask the source, but too bad he's got crap timing. NaruHina ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Becoming the Legendary reviews
She was dead...Tsunade was dead...Jiraiya thought he might as well give up too, but Orochimaru just wouldn't let him die, would he? Then..."KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU: SLUG!" Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Emo Farm reviews
Dear Loser. I've gone to live with Orochimaru on Emo Farm. Goodbye forever, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Week reviews
Sunday morning, Itachi wakes up, pretty much friendless unless you count Sasuke, his little brother Itachi didn't . The next Sunday, Itachi wakes up with Shisui, his best friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Courage to Embrace Her reviews
LeeSaku. Sasuke lies on the threshold of death, and team seven is already mourning. Sakura is the only one who cries alone. But when he wakes up, he wants to say something...to Lee?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Slaves and Masters reviews
What happens when Inuyasha and his brother Sesshoumaru receive a slave girl each for Yuletide? Well, one thing’s for sure. Taxes! LOL! InuKag, SessRin, MirSang.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,589 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Touchstone Tribule reviews
This is a tribute to the story Touchstone. KakaIru, oneshot, shounen-ai. You don't really have to read the story to understand, but i would definitely recommend it, you can find it in my faves!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
His Knight in Kinky, Shiny Armor reviews
Temari is tailing a renegade shinobi. Why? Stupid Shikamaru got himself captured. Fluff stuff Rated for Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Why I Love Him reviews
People ask me why I’m with him. He’s not the most handsome guy around, nor the strongest…but he’s still the best.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Eternal Rivals My Ass reviews
Set after Gai loses the rock-paper-scissors game and gives Lee a peptalk Kakashi knows a spectacular way to cool down. Wanna try?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
LMAO reviews
Sasuke has returned to Konoha to finish the battle left unconcluded with Naruto! But...what in the name of sweetly mooing cows is he WEARING?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
First Date reviews
When Ino loses a bet on purpose to take Chouji out, she forgets he’s a package deal. Stupid Shikamaru… Ino/Chouji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Rumor has It reviews
Don't think its the fic version of the movie now...Kakashi spreads some rumors about Anko and Iruka. But are they really just rumors?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
Iruka's Bad Boy reviews
Kakashi wants Iruka to say something. But when the chuunin proves to be a tough nut to crack, the jounin must resort to drastic measures. WOW TACKY SUMMARY Yaoii warnings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The First Kiss reviews
Shika/Tem Temari kissed him, unexpectedly, and pulled away, unexpectedly. A stunned voice... "What are you doing to my sister!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
For the Love of Lee reviews
Gaara takes Lee out for a drink. Pity Lee could never keep his sake down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Way Things Worked Out reviews
Two bands, a book, and a girl conspire to bring Naruto and Sasuke together. Yaoii warnings...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brotherly Love reviews
My brother loves me still. Itasasu, sasunaru. Sasuke tells the Uchiha brothers' story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kikyo's Promises reviews
Femmeslash, not graphic, just strongly implied Kik/Kag. Kikyo’s final journey, and she’s accompanied by someone special.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Kikyou, Kagome H. - Complete
Love Weakens reviews
Oneshot on Kagura's love for her master. naraku/kagura, rated for safety. a little angst and no real ending to speak of...try it if you're in the mood!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Naraku, Kagura - Complete
The Craziest of Inuyasha! reviews
Sango and Inuyasha? Miroku and Koga? Kagome in the shower? OK, so that's not so weird...Kagome in the shower in the basement? What the hell is going on HERE?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Half Forgotten Lullaby reviews
Jack, the guardian angel of Norrington, sings a drunken Commodore to sleep. Sparrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete