Hybrid Blade
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Joined 03-19-06, id: 1011087
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Hmm. If you really need to know a bit about me, im just a male living in Michigan. Hmm... I'm Black/African American, whatever floats your boat, and I hate Harry/Ginny and slash. Ginny dying a horrible, painful death by the hands of... Anyone would make me love the fanfiction. I also don't really like Harry/Hermione, or the way JKR set up the romance for the 6th book, which I didn't exactly enjoy. Darker Harrys, as long as they arent on the brink of mental retardation as i see mostly all thetime now, are the best. I love them with a fiery passion which cannot be extinguished. The best pairing of all time, in this one's opinion, is Harry/Tonks, which I am sad to say is no where near the amount of popularity the crappiest pairing, (Second to Harry/Ginny) Tonks/Remus gets. Go ahead and try and flame me for that one, but I don't really care all that much. Some Tonks/Remus fans logic is somewhat goofed if they say it's wrong for Harry to love a woman about maybe 7-9 years older, but love it when Tonks dates Remus,a man quite older. If i remember, Sirius and Remus are the same age, and Tonks wasn't really born in their first year, now was she? That would make it at the very least an 11-year age gap...

My favorite pairing, as stated above, is Harry/Tonks. I love Harry when he's with any girl who isn't an immature brat with a school crush. Slytherin girls are a must for me in a fanfiction, or at least a ravenclaw. Hufflepuffs except Susan? Nope. Gryffindors except Angelina and Alicia or Katie? Triple no. Harry with Marrietta Edgecomb? Sickening. Thats the number 2 worst pairing ever in this one's opinion. Ginny and her were almost tied for ugliest people of all time, and Ginny and Umbridge actually tied, Ginny almost being uglier. My horrible jokes aside, I only have one idea for a serious fanfiction anytime soon. I love Humor/Parody, so expect to see me mock almost all the fanfiction population on cliche ideas in my stories. Now, as for my actual Favorite pairings, Harry/Tonks, Harry/Fem.Blaise, Harry/Pansy, Harry/Cho, Harry/Fleur, Harry/Harems that arent horribly written or needlessly include Ginny and Hermione, and Harry/Well Written Oc. I have only seen a well-written OC in "Harry Potter and The Daughter of Darkness", a very nice fiction.

The other fandom I embrace is Naruto, although they for the most part have the most horrible problem with Slash/Yaoi and High-School Fics. Oh... The dreaded High school fics! Oh whatever. I don't see why Naruto/Hinata is so popular. It is possibly the worst pairing i have ever found. Most don't shape Hinata's character, creating a girl nice to look at who still stutters and turns beet red when she makes contact with Naruto, in some cases even when they are engaged. That is ridiculous. If someone would bother to shape the girl's personality, then it might be enjoyable, but I hate her boring past really. Her past isn't as tragic as most seem to portray it. Also, Mary Sues in there are ridiculous. This is what you commonly see:

"Like, Hi Naruto! I am like your older sister who left for a mission for many years and has come back to train you in a strangely unknown before combat style and many Jutsu! While I am here, I will purposely flirt with Sasuke, Neji, and any boy the authoress finds attractive! I am perfect in every way and have 2 demons sealed within me! I am even stronger than Uchiha Itachi, which should be impossible, because no one before even seemed to remember my name! I am like, the lord of all dragons and have a bunch of swords and know telepathy and-"

You get the point. There's also:

"Hey bro. It's me, Dan/Joey/Some other non-japenese name. I am 40x more powerful than Uchiha Itachi, and have 8 Demons sealed within me! I look strangely like Cloud from Final Fantasy, but ignore that! Our mother was the lord of demons and dad was the Yondaime! I am here to teach you the Yellow Flash technique, and every power known to ninja! All the characters will become non-important and all will be centered with me!I Have this dragon/demonic soul sword that owns and can control lightning and fly and stuff-"


My favorite pairing is Naruto/Anko.

June 18th of 2006- I made a profile.

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The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3835 - Favs: 6,224 - Follows: 5,535 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Black Sheep by True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 184,739 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 6,857 - Follows: 4,200 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Omega XVIII by Vankor reviews
KH2 may be over, but the problems never will be. Characters from other games and manga show up to help put a stop to an unknown group, things are starting to unwind as the end of it all nears.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,080 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Brush with Death by Necessary-Evil reviews
A sudden and swift attack causes Harry to act and finish the battle that has been going on since the start of time. New powers but not superpowerful harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,763 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
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Reincarnation of The Hunter reviews
The Kyuubi and Naruto were polar opposites until that day Naruto was in danger that was life threatening. Now he must struggle to rebuild a soul that he lost, and revisit a lost life. Dark AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Naruto U.
I am Indy! reviews
Next Parody: I am Indy! Makes fun of standard Indy fics. Post OoTP, as these all are.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Here Comes Harry Potter! reviews
AU as of HBP. NonHBP compliant. Harry gets super powers and picks off Voldemort's forces. Makes fun of cliches, bashes good ol' dumbledore, and Harry gets a girlfriend who's an auror to boot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Shortest Dark Harry Story Ever reviews
This is just something to make fun of every Wannabe Dark Harry story i have ever seen. Contains pitiful Dark!Harry and Manipulative!Evil!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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