"I am what I am. Someone has to be." -Reynald, Kingdom of Heaven
"This above all, to thyne ownself be true" -Willam Shakesphere's Hamlet
If you're reading this, you must be curious about me, or you made a mistake. If it is the former, then here you go, if it is the latter, then one of two things should happen. Either you will hit the Back button, or if you are still reading this, you have changed your mind and decided this is worth your time. If it is, Then I am honored.
Real Name: Classified
DOB: Some years ago
Age: The amount of time between when I was born and today
Email: DarkSword316@gmail.com (You were expecting it to be Sir MIDNIGHT again weren't you? Come on, admit it.)
Alternate Email: CVazquez316@aol.com
PSN Gamertag; SirMIDNIGHT
Xbox Live: SirMIDNIGHT01
"But does one ever really have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate and thus defy the tyrannous stars." -Kain-Legacy of Kain: Defiance
Favorite Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Big O, Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden Inuyasha, .Hack/Sign, .Hack Roots, Samurai Champloo, Samurai 7, Gokusen, Hellsing, Vampire Hunter D, Bleach, Mar, Trinity Blood, FLCL, RaveMaster, Afro Samurai, Devil May Cry, DragonBall Z, DragonBall GT among others
Favorite Video Games: Too many to list. Pretty much Action/Adventure, RPG, Fighting, and First Person Shooters. Examples are Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy series, Soul Calibur, and Darkwatch.
Favorite Movies: Kingdom of Heaven, Braveheart(notice the quotes), The 13th Warrior, The Last Samurai, Grendel, Seven Samurai, Heartbreak Ridge are among them and others.
Favorite Music: Just about anything that sounds good to my ears. But mostly Heavy Metal, Grunge, a little bit of Rap, not a lot, Salsa, and Video Game music(The music of the Legacy of Kain video game series is my favorite)
Anything Else: Swords, weapons, armor, reading and learning old mythology, and reading fanfiction(well Duh!)
Two things about me, I enjoy being a unique indiviual and a straight shooter. I believe that there should always be differences in people since if everyone were the same, the world would be one boring place. If that way of thinking means I am in the minority then that is just fine with me. More on that below. As to the second aspect, I may find ways to say what I think nicely when the situation calls for it, but I will never bullshit anyone. I tell you what I feel about anything, it will be what I think and feel, no lies. If I think you are spewing bullshit from your mouth, I will call you on it. If I disagree with you, I won't lie and say I agree to apease you, I will give my opinion even if it differs. If you don't like it, well not much you can do about it. I don't care about being popular.
I also like people who are not afraid to be themselves. if you are someone who is not afraid to express themselves through what they like, feel, and act then I would get along with you as long as any beliefs we have do not clash to much. Those who only supress who they are for want to belong, to be popular, or to have friends who wouldn't understand them are just fooling themselves in my opinion. Find people who are like minded with you and you may see yourself better off than being with people and pretending to be someone you are not. I also think common sense is a rarity these days. Anyone who still has it is someone who is unfortunately in the minority these days. If you possess common sense and are not afraid to use your brain, you are in good standing with me. Finally, emotions are a gift we were given to express what we are feeling. If you hold them inside, one day they will become too strong for you to hold back and you may unleash them in a negative way. My belief is if you are feeling sad, be sad. If you are feeling angry, express it. If you are happy, be happy. Emotions are generally not considered negative, but they can be expressed in such a way. As long as you express them in a more positive way, you will be all the more healthy. Be angry if you feel that way, but don't take it out on someone who doesn't deserve it. If you feel sad, feel it but find a positive comfort and try to feel better. If you feel happy, share it with others, especially those you care about.
"What man is a man, if he doesn't try to make the world better." Bailian-Kingdom of Heaven
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Re-post this to help stop racism:
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
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if you can read that then post it on your account
I'd be this boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
16 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
In case you need further proof that the human race is
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"From the shards of tattered dreams I rose, unwilling. Cast upon tides of pain that flowed and ebbed and left me seeringly awake, and more revoltingly, alive..." Kain-Blood Omen 2
Better to face one's destiny than to cower from it."-Raziel-Legacy of Kain: Defiance
I don't really know if I'll post anything on the site yet, I mostly read and review, but you'll never know. I'm known for sending short reviews, unless I have something important to say. So, if I leave you a short review for yoIur story, don't be offended. Also, I don't flame, so don't worry about ever receiving flames from me.
That's pretty much it, for now. Any questions you still have unanswered(How can you have?), you know how to contact me.
Update: July 10, 2012 I very much think the new appearance of the site looks good. The pictures next to the story names is a bit of a hit or miss though. Mainly for all of the yaoi images I have seen. Not really liking that. But otherwise, it looks good. What I don't like is what is going on with the new content guidelines. I mean seriously, no lemons, heavy violence, or songfics. I can understand somewhat the lemons and violence, but why of all things SONGFICS?! Is music based stories so bad that they have to be banned? Did I miss something here? Anyway, forced censorship on this site, especially since the site carries the tagline, "Unleash Your Imagination", is not a good idea to put it mildly. In fact, it's a very BAD IDEA! I also heard that it was a group on the site pushing for the new guidelines. I don't get how this group has more sway over anyone else, especially as I heard that the members of said group have not been on the site as long as many of the people whose stories are in danger of being taken down just because they possess lemons, violence, and/or song lyrics. Even stories with one lemon or one or two violence scenes are in danger of being removed. Sex and violence are most often used as tools to advance a story or used as a plot point, not because a writer wants to write smut or people being hurt. The worst part is that I heard that the authors that suffer under these new conditions are not even notified that one of their stories is deleted. They could just log in one day to find that their hard work is taken down and erased without prior knowledge or warning. That is not necessary nor should it be tolerated. There are many different options that FanFiction.Net could employ that could rectify this situation. First, an age check could be placed on stories that have content that is not meant for minors. Secondly, an MA rating filter can be placed. This is just off the top of my head. Hopefully this situation can be resolved without the possibility of FanFiction.Net losing authors who have wrote and contributed to this site for years and ultimately forced to shut down.
Ash to Ash
Dust to Dust
Fade To Black...