Author has written 3 stories for Teen Titans, and Ed, Edd n Eddy.
Yeah, I almost forgot. A profile. White male from the United States, somewhat tall, with a healthy dose of cynicism. If you must know more details, because you're just that curious, I'm not giving out any specific information. Not because I'm a hermit or because I'm afraid that you'll break into my house, but I like to remind myself of the reason for pen names. In my work I don't really try to make statements or argue controversial issues- to me, fiction is an escape from reality that should not be tarnished with anything other than "art for art's sake." So without personal information or convictions, a true profile is truly unnecessary.
I fear this past rant has suggested an air of arrogance. Believe me when I say I absolutely despise individuals who flaunt their lofty pretentions.
-News flash: I'm fresh out of ideas. Chances are I'll think of something eventually, but any suggestions are welcome in the meantime- preferably from Teen Titans, but Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, Super Smash Brothers, or the Cthulhu Mythos are good too.
Random Brain Sewage: awesome quotes.
"Sucks to your ass-mar!" -Ralph (Lord of the Flies)
"Have a banana. Have two bananas." -King Louie (Jungle Book)
"Goodbye. I have gone to the market." -Rolf (Ed, Edd, n Eddy)
"It all turns to callouses sooner or later." -Mr. Sir (Holes)
"It's Pegasus! Wait- no it's not." -Greek soldier from Johnny Bravo
"Have you ever tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids... and hitting them?" -Bender (Futurama)
"Tuning a Mellotron doesn't." -Robert Fripp (guitarist for King Crimson)
"98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile."
-Maybe that last statistic is a bit high; then again, maybe it's not. I've decided all statistics should be taken with a grain of salt- but with the internet, you take the whole damn shaker. For the record, I'm in the 2 percent.
-The Oracle in Vayne
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