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Joined 03-21-06, id: 1012224, Profile Updated: 08-15-09
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

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I'm gonna start writing again soon.

SERIOUSLY! I will!

Hahaha, Naruto sucks balls.

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Karma by danceswpenguins9 reviews
Things go from bad to worse for Draco Malfoy. The fangirls have taken over his world, turning everything upside down and driving Draco up the wall with annoyance. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Harry Pothead and the Magician's Stones by Sweet Tang reviews
Everyone knows about Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But no knows anything Hogwarts Rehabilitation Center for Drug Addiction and Sexuality...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Pein's Awakening by Shinobi Mi-chan reviews
“'Kill him,” the voice says, pointing its horrible finger at Yahiko. 'Kill him or pretty here dies.'” In which Nagato makes the choice that will lead to the creation of Pein.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Nagato, Yahiko - Complete
Look At Us Now by Seikari-Love reviews
What does Konan really think about Pein/Pain's beliefs? - Continuing due to request and boredom! D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Up on the Hill by Winter Weatherman reviews
Yahiko haunts Nagato, unsuccessfully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Yahiko, Nagato - Complete
When It Rains by OccultXLovers reviews
From beginning to end, Nagato, Konan, and Yahiko will be friends till the end. A compilation of oneshots for the 100 oneshot challenge on LiveJournal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Nagato, Yahiko
White Space by brandeee reviews
Sometimes solidarity is strange thing, even in death. Especially in death. Konan and Nagato only do what they can.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Drama in the War Room by IceCrome reviews
Really, Pein should've realized that his evil minions were quite the characters. Crack. SasoDei OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Stardust by Caisele reviews
Fred and George. George and Fred. We all love the Weasley twins. Short. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Hey Senpai by Sapphire X Dreams reviews
Deidara can't sleep. Maybe it's because the new Akatsuki member, Tobi, is keeping him awake with annoying questions. crackfic; NO PAIRINGS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Kissing Lessons by OccultXLovers reviews
Yahiko and Nagato are studying, and then Yahiko decides that Nagato likes Konan. He figures he should give Nagato some...lessons to help with his and Konan's relationship. AU, Shonen-Ai. First fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Nagato, Yahiko
Mommy by Tally Mai-chan reviews
While in a mission in Ame Deidara finds a little girl that thinks he's her mommy, dark-ish fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Truth or Dare by IceCrome reviews
Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
How to wake a sleeping Ninja by Tears of Eternal Darkness reviews
One-shot. Deidara just wants to sleep so why can't Tobi get that through his thick skull? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki's Easter by Miyuki Ningyo reviews
I know it's not quite Easter, but I had an insperation! This is how the Akatsuki do Easter, filled with chocolate, explosions, and a sugar-high Tobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Oh, Okay by thedemonsangel reviews
Sitting around while working on art, a confession is made. What is the response? Contains: SasoDei pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Night Music by Lutralutra reviews
Their music had no strict melody, no defined notes. But it was his only lullaby. Akatsuki, Pein-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Pain/Pein - Complete
The Appointment by AkatsukiRock101 reviews
Deidara's first dentist appointment, with added insanity.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Under Different Circumstances by Boyue reviews
Under different circumstances, Pein would have told Deidara how he felt instead of thinking how everything could have happened differently. -PeinDei/Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
Goodnight, Danna! by TentenNTemari reviews
Oneshot. This is a story I actually wrote about a year ago but never got around to posting. Sasori wants nothing more than to get a good night's sleep, but his rambunctious roommate, Deidara, keeps waking him up! This is a silly story, but enjoy! -Temari
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidara, Man or Woman? by otherrealmwriter reviews
Deidara is new to the Akatsuki and attracts the interest of his partner Sasori. The only problem? He thinks Deidara's a girl. It's up to Kisame and Tobi to prove him wrong. A crackfic with hilarious results!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy by redclouds reviews
Hidan, Deidara, and Itachi get invited to play Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy. Unfortunately they aren't that smart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Learning to Drown by brandeee reviews
The soul was like origami: you had to crease it and contort it to make it flower. You had to break it-- and what broke Konan was Nagato.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
10 ways to get Pien pissed at you by Sheimateru Miru reviews
i really suck at summeries...rated t because of my fuckin languge...funny
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Shaving Cream by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Deidara, Sasori partnership drabbles that are sorta like oneshots. NOT YOAI! Well maybe, depends on how you look at it. Very little swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tobi has an Itch by Ivonovna reviews
When Tobi overhears a conversation, he encounters a word he's never heard before. Puzzling over what it could mean, he asks Deidara. Unfortunately, Deidara gives him the wrong definition, which causes Tobi to wreak word misuse upon the Akatasuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Don't Call me Nagato by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
While looking through the Akatsuki's various bills, Konan makes the mistake of accidentally calling Pein "Nagato". Hilarity ensues. Slight PeinxKonan fluff. PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Cold November Rain by AllThingsAnime123 reviews
Sasori and Deidara, fluff. Unfortunately I don't own Naruto, but believe me if I did, the whole thing would just be YAOIII! Please be nice with comments, it's my first fanfic.. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blood and Dirt by Rewbox reviews
A small insight into Deidara's world. His sick views of Itachi and impending death. Immortality? Nothing to Deidara. As he reflects over the best way to disappear into nothingness, he contemplates the death of Sasori, as well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
I hate you,un by Disgraceful Art reviews
A series of one shots exploring the relationship between Itachi and Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Cuts and Curiosity by Versk reviews
After injuring himself while cooking, Deidara refuses Tobi's help, leading to further hurt and questions. DeiTobi friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Katsu! by RANDOMNATIONS reviews
Deidara finally commits suicide, but brings Itachi with. But is his death really what it seems? Will the two ever be together again? What if it was really a big plot? Yaoi. Character Deaths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Fund Raiser by Ivonovna reviews
When the Akatsuki's bank account reaches pit bottom, Pein comes up with a plan only an evil mastermind could- Holding multiple fund raisers. Crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Seven Deadly Sins by Lady Sauce reviews
Deidara hopes that Sasori'll be forgiven his sins... or does he? SasoDei/DeiSaso. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
UNdeniable! by lemonsinyoureyes246 reviews
Grumpy Sasori is very grumpy today. Now he has to deal with Deidara and his irritating 'UN's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Dear Danna, by cyberpielover reviews
Deidara writes letters to Sasori after Sasori's death. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
April Fools SasoDei by HeartBeatFailure-x reviews
Deidara runs around the base playing tricks on everyone, but by the end of the days, everyone's mad. Will they get back at the blonde? R&R please *smile*
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Naruto Diseased by New Level Darkness reviews
old work. Everyone in the Akatsuki hideout is sick... except for Tobi. Of course. Its up to him to give everyone their proper medication, but that might prove a tad difficult; especially when Itachi won't leave the karaoke machine alone...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Pain/Pein - Complete
Grotesque by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. PeinKonan. It was like a morbid fascination, she decided, watching the man she almost-loved descend into madness. The cruelest thing of all was knowing he almost-loved her, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Posion by DarkenedGirL reviews
Yeah. Deidaras new to the school, and sasori likes him. What will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Snow by wolf of infinity reviews
Yes, Pein decided, he really loved snow. You can look at this as friendship or love. Just a little one-shot, and pairing if you choose to look at it as romance, is PeinxKonan. A bit fluffy. Does NOT fit with the original story line!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
CSI: Barbies by bookworm-gurl reviews
The title tells all in this fanfic. When mixing Barbie dolls that seem to be innocent and connected to young girls, with CSI a dark and sometimes very violent series, anything is possible. It's still a WIP since well, it has been almost ten years since I've even thought of continuing, but maybe...someday...there will be more to the Barbie murders!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006 - [Gil G., Catherine W.] Nick S., Warrick B.
Everlasting by Project 0506 reviews
Art is a bang, Deidara always knew. But for once he wished that just this one thing would have lasted forever. Set after the Rescue Gaara Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Babysitters! by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki is babysitting 'the leaders' two children: A seven year old and an eleven year old. Need I say more? Expect lots of child care inexperience. R&R! Rated for Language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Quiver by Stubbi the Humble Chimneysweep reviews
Reposted. Sasuke tries to find his theme song.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Hinata's Music Filled Day by RedLotusNin reviews
Team Gai is rockin, Naruto’s tap dancing, Iruka’s doing the tango with Anko and Hinata asks herself over and over again why she ever got up that morning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Hinata H. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Itachi & Kisame's go to Knotts Berry Farm by speedo fannypacker reviews
self explanatory, eh?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
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The Uchiha Chronicles 2 reviews
Last chapter up, I know I ended it on a bad note. Sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Uchiha Chronicles reviews
Welcome to TUC, the adventures of Uchiha Itachi and Sasuke when they were younger! [Sequel now up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Mr Uchiha Sasuke reviews
Its Sasuke's Birthday. What does Itachi have in store for him? Not incest pervert!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Last Breath reviews
Hinata's final thoughts are Naruto. Onesided HinaNaru Hinata POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Missing You reviews
Rin reflects on Obito. Spoilers for Kakashi Gaiden!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Torune, Rin - Complete
Calendar reviews
First story. Sakura POV. Sakura went on a mission.. only to run into Sasuke. He caused her pain, and now its even worse...[Spoilers!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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