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Joined 03-21-06, id: 1012380
Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Eerie Queerie.


Let me introduce myself as the first of the crazy-smexy-biatches that own this account! I was formally known as Imoen on this site (http://www.fanfiction.net/~imoen) but I have left my inu-obsession far behind me and I joined up again with my best friend to make an account for all the joint-fics we will be writing together.

Name: Mary

Age: 17

Gender: Female (well, no shit...how many guys are there named Mary?)

Appearance: Let’s see….I’m 4’ 11” (hurray for near-midgets!), I have dark brown hair that’s a little past shoulder length, green/brown eyes, and an evil smirk.

Likes/Hobbbies: Ramen, Journalism/Editing, Video Games, Anime, Manga, Reading, Writing, Dragons, and Cats (yeah yeah there’s much more but I’m lazy right now I’ll add that all later-ish).

Dislikes: Homophobes, people who aren’t really open-minded, getting up in the morning, school, clowns, care bears, rain, spiders, stupid people, teachers, school, homework, parents, preps, pop music, football...actually SPORTS in general (except for baseball), MATH, and fanfics that are utter half-assed crap.

Fears: Spiders (shivers), heights, MATH, clowns, the color pink, glitter, homework, parents, teachers, school in general, being alone with one or more of my friends when they're hyper, bob the builder, care bears, Roller coasters, and bad sushi.

Current Stories:

“The Price of Beauty”

Summary: Ed is a prostitute but also happens to be Mustang’s closest friend, Mustang regrets choosing the life of a state alchemist and learns the hard way that being attractive has its downfalls. AU plot but non-AU setting. Warnings: Cross-dressing, hints of prostitution and yaoi goodness, foul language and OOC-ness.

Parings: Roy/whoever’s closest when he’s drunk, Roy/Ed….and whoever else we feel like pairing up later on.

Genre: Humor/ Romance


5/31/06--Chapter 4 is FINALLY out! We are very busy getting ready to graduate this month so don't expect chapter 5 till around June 26th or so . We'll see all you yaoi-lovers after graduation! gives you all cookies andRoy plushies Stay cool!


Series: Eerie Queerie

Summary: Hasunuma somehow convinces Mitsuo to go out on a date with him dressed as a woman, but while they’re out they run into Mitsuo’s parents and to keep them from finding out that he’s crossdressing, Mitsuo has to become what Itsuki had nicknamed him years ago: Mitsuko. But Can Hasunuma save him before he is taken over forever by his evil feminine side?

Genre: Humor

Rating: T (PG-13)

Pairings: Hasunuma/ Mitsuo

Warnings: Crossdressing, mild yaoi fun, and Mitsuo’s evil inner-woman!

Hello there I'm the other crazy sexy bitch who partially owns this account. I'm uke! Huzzah! Inside joke, anyways you may know me as... HAHA free cookie and special appearenceof you in the storyif you can guess what my other account is. Will I give any hints... maybe later!Oh here's some stuff about me for those who are just DYING to know.

Name: Mitzy

Gender:Female (Wonder if there's any guys out there named Mitzy... sucks for them!)

Age: 17

Appearence: 5'3, brown hair... ummmmbrown eyes... your typical average... person...

Likes: Math, Anime, Manga, Video Games, Drawing, Cats... can't think of anything else at the moment.

Dislikes: Stupidy,nasty nerdy people (I'm talking about the ones who don't take showers and usually walk around with a really expensivedodaddle. No not iPods.), Yip Yip Dogs, really nasty hic people.

Fears: Too many things to put down...

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Temper by Mr. Fluffy Fluff reviews
Al bets Ed that he can't keep his temper under control. How far will Roy go to get a rise out of Ed? Note: Changed, no yaoi. Can't fit it in, just fun. Enjoy! XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/10/2005
The Shackled Stallion by kyaru-chan reviews
Ch.7 up FINALLY! It's a hard life for a shinobi, what with all those missions. Sasuke finds himself in a tight bind with this new mission: infiltrating a club that caters to...special needs. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back by ArtemisMoon reviews
(InuKag) Miroku decides to swear off women for good, and it seems too good to be true for the rest of the group...but when another member of the gang starts acting strangely as a result, they may find out that a perverted Miroku wasn't so bad, after all..
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,942 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Just like Heroine by sugarswirls reviews
Sasuke's life has taken a downward spiral since the murder of his family, but his life is flipped upside down when he meets a sweet, blonde haired girl named Naruto. But there's more to Naruto than meets the eye... Highschool AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,758 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Big Trouble Comes in Small Packages by ArtemisMoon reviews
[COMPLETE]InuKag Down on his luck, Inuyasha needs a way to earn some money when Sesshoumaru 'offers' him a job. Will a hopeless bachelor like Inuyasha be able to handle the task, or will it cause him to end up swearing off kids forever?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,705 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
He Sees Only Me by KikiKitsune reviews
AU High School SasuNaru! Naruto, a sixteen year old high school boy, finds love but it turns out to be the unreachable Sasuke. Naruto wants to get noticed, but the thing is, he's totally invisible!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,584 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Battle for Dominance by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE] Naruto just started Konoha High School A.K.A. HELL. He catch the attention of K4, a ruthless bunch of bratty kids who enjoy tormenting others. Can he survive the peer pressure of high school? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,227 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Even Easy Has Problems by Crimson1 reviews
The Epilogue of the sequel to If It Were Only This Easy. With relationships having formed, where do the boys go from here? SEX! Ahem. YAOI! 58, 39.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 166,446 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
Stop following mestalker by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Hasunuma has always followed Mitsuo like a puppy in love. How does the young blond fair when his love wants nothing to do with him?
Eerie Queerie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Konoha Garden by eta-carinae23 reviews
AU, Yaoi, Naruto lives in a brothel run by his aunt, Tsunade. He is talked into crossdressing as a girl to serve a group of royal nobles one night, and all goes horribly wrong when his identity is found out by none other than Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews
A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Warm Me Up by LovelessHime reviews
Itsuki gets a little sick and is feeling very cold. On top of that he also feels that Shino’s feelings for him have faded but is too afraid to mention anything. Shino has a strategy and is determined to follow through and ends up keeping Itsuki warm. Itsu
Eerie Queerie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
Proposal Of A Challenge by LovelessHime reviews
Hasunuma has had his limit of debating who was going to be the ‘female’ in their relationship so he comes up with a challenge to decide...
Eerie Queerie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
Over the River and To Naruto’s Heart We Go by Black-Moon-Goddess reviews
Kakashi decides Group 7 needs to know how to reach a happy place. Where is that? For Sakura, a grove of trees, for Naruto, the ramen stand ... for Sasuke? Well, it may or may not be located in Naruto's pants. [BLyaoi SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
If It Were Only This Easy by Crimson1 reviews
THE END! An AU with the characters from normal Saiyukiverse looking in as invisible observers. I already told you, it's the end. : I hope you love this as much as I do. Yaoi!
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,454 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Mustang's new mustang by leanime reviews
Roy Mustang has just bought a new car who's back seat needs to be broken in. What happens when he takes his boyfriend Ed for a drive, the front tire blows out, and a blizzard surrounds their car? you'll sure know what after you reads this story! YAOI! you
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Easy as 1, 2, 3 by ArtemisMoon reviews
[COMPLETE] AU (IK) Not accepted by any demons but family, Inu has been alone all his life. Only mikos can live as long as demons, but they are rare. So what does Inu do when he finds Kagome, but she doesn't like him because he...kidnaps her!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,064 - Reviews: 2747 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Shared Blood by Lazuli reviews
This is a story of an alternate universeif youkai were the rulers and had the humans as slaves. A tale of one human and a hanyou that overcame the views of their society and how they survived together, and what they gave up to get there.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,930 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/6/2002 - Published: 11/9/2001 - Complete
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The Price of Beauty reviews
Ed is a prostitute struggling to support his brother but also happens to be Mustang’s closest friend, Mustang regrets choosing the life of a state alchemist and learns the hard way that being attractive has its downfall AU ROYED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,650 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Mitsuko reviews
Hasunuma somehow convinces Mitsuo to go out on a date with him dressed as a woman, but while they’re out they run into Mitsuo’s parents and to keep them from finding out, Mitsuo has to become...Mitsuko. Can Hasu save him from his evil female side?
Eerie Queerie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete