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Joined 03-21-06, id: 1012758
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
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Truth or Dare by DaySloth reviews
The Gryffindor students decide to play Truth or Dare. Things take an unexpected turn when Slytherin gets involved. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
Lifeline by eLynda reviews
What motivated Beckett to take Castle with her to the meet with Raglan? Fillers and spoilers for "A Chill Goes Through Her Veins," "Deep in Death," "Sucker Punch," and "Knockdown." ***Story is Complete***
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
My Brother, My Hero by Jay-Birdy reviews
On that fateful night that Voldemort tried to kill Harry Potter, Severus lost the object of his affections but gained a family member. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,756 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Twilight: the Abridged and Humorous Version by Abbey Mae reviews
Not in the mood to go through hundreds of pages of obsessive love to know what happens in the highly overrated and should-be hated Twilight series? Then just click here! Warning: Not intended for overly-defensive Twilight fangirls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Twilight Lovers' Fav Story by A Silenced Angel reviews
If you love Twilight read this. If you hate Twilight I think this would be your new favorite Twilight "story."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Present Past by Sleepy Drago reviews
With a dire wish to have a new life, the now fanged girl we used to know has a determinded plan. While the redhead is living centuries after her companions, something isn't working for her, you see theres no such thing as magic anymore, and that won't do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,120 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ginny W.
46 Hours of Twilight by The.Sexy.Fruitcup reviews
Hermione's insight on the one book that she wouldn't mind burning-- Twilight! Twilight Hate-fic! /Nicole's Fic./
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
Hero Material by expiry 4.23 reviews
AU. What if Harry had been the one to grow up with Vernon’s ideals while Dudley dreamed of magic? Very dark. But surprisingly, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Foxglove by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
What if Sirius had been born a girl? Series of oneshots. 'The flower symbolism associated with the foxglove is stateliness and youth. Foxglove flowers have both positive and negative symbolic meanings. They are said to sometimes hurt and sometimes heal.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sirius B., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Girl Nobody Knows A Soliloquy by Technomad reviews
What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Reasons to Hate Twilight reviews
It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009