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Joined 03-21-06, id: 1012767, Profile Updated: 05-26-12
Author has written 28 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Azumanga Daioh, Full Metal Panic, Mai HiME, Maria-sama ga Miteru, Kaleido Star, GTO, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!, Jubei-Chan, Burst Angel, Strawberry Panic!, Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録, and Glee.

My questions are rhetorical, standard for a poet who doesn't have any answers except as the answers are given.


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AB, Year of the Rabbit, 1987, Cancer


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Glee: Rachel/Quinn. - Rules of Engagement


"Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind? People are murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every fucking day, somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every fucking day, someone, somewhere makes a conscious decision to destroy someone else. People find love, people lose it. For Christ's sake, a child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life. And why the FUCK are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it. I don't have any bloody use for it." - McKee. Adaptation.



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Rules of Engagement reviews
FABERRY Quinn's ego is bruised by Santana. A shiny ring on her frienemy Rachel Berry could kiss it better but with everyone a little too excited over church bells ringing in the distance, can Quinn keep a hold on the new 'relationship' AND her sanity?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Mission Girl reviews
RAILGUN FIC Lesson of the day for Saten and Uiharu: Winding up Shirai Kuroko, when it comes to topics concerning Misaka Mikoto... not a good thing. Kuroko/Misaka related love issues/stress ensues. Couple of guest stars. Posted for fun, read only for fun
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Kuroko S. - Complete
Heir's: The Second Coming reviews
SEQUEL to: An heir's responsibility. AU Shiznat Married and all, Shizuru, Natsuki and their extended family still have to fend off weirdness that abounds whenever they're all together.With: ChieAoi,TateMai,Harukino,NaoTomoe,NinaArikaErstin,Mikoto,Reito.
Mai HiME - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,596 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/6/2007
Hearts on the mend reviews
[Shoujoai][Yaya x Tsubomi][Slight Tamao x Miyuki]. This was written because everyone deserves a happy ending... some people just take a little longer to realise where they're meant to find theirs.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2007
Lessons from the younger generation reviews
[Meg x Jo][Shoujoai] One calm morning, Amy feels the need to teach, Jo feels the need to learn and three others just hope no shots have to go off. Plotless humour and fluff.
Burst Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Overshare reviews
[Shoujoai][Freesia x Jiyu]. The girls take a day off from school to do some old fashioned 'bonding' and the boys follow along to cause havoc as usual... why not... it's what they're there for XD
Jubei-Chan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
All the best intentions reviews
[Ayaka x Asuna][KonoSetsu] Tired of her friends tiptoeing around their feelings, Asuna hatches a plan... but who exactly gets the surprise ending...
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
An heir's responsibility reviews
AU Shiznat. WEDDING wasn't enough? Here's the HONEYMOON! Also, the premise to a sequel. Nao x Tomoe, Haruka x Yukino, Mai x Tate, Chie x Aoi AND Arika x Nina.
Mai HiME - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,934 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
High school Complications reviews
[AnkoxYoshikawa][KanzakixOnizuka] Thanks to more Onizuka organised oddness, Anko and Yoshikawa find themselves one step away from engagement. With the boys trying to be 'helpful' and stop the wedding, the girls have to take matters in their own hands.
GTO - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007
Late Night Confessions reviews
[SoraLayla]Shoujoai. On the first night Layla comes over to stay in Sora's room, her young costar says a few things she doesn't mean for anyone else to hear. Funny, fluffy LaylaSora moments with Fool thrown in the mix for fun.
Kaleido Star - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
My only wish reviews
[SachikoxYumi, YoukoxSei] Sachiko asks her oneesama and Rosa Gigantea to deliver a very important letter to her petite soeur on the day after her wedding... but they weren't ready to wait until it was too late. Is Yumi? ...
Maria-sama ga Miteru - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007
Death by angst: A reprieve reviews
[Yumi x Sachiko] Don't take this seriously. If you try to... you'll just injure yourself. Trust me. This fic is on crack. CHAPTER FOUR: Sei and Youko pull rank on their soeurs. Prepare yourselves for a wedding...
Maria-sama ga Miteru - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 4/12/2007
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous reviews
Shoujoai [SoraLayla]: Hotel misunderstandings plague our famous blonde as her partner comes decides to come visit her...
Kaleido Star - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
With friends like these reviews
... then Natsuki doesn't need enemies. [Shiznat]Bored at breakfast one day, Nao decides to push the poor girl's buttons to finally drive her over the edge and into the acceptance of her feelings. Is she ready for the crazyness in store? Fluffy humour.
Mai HiME - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Operation Wildcat reviews
Yukari wakes to find some distressing news in a handy envelope. The girls get called in to help avoid imminent disaster. With Tomo's 'helpful' ideas flying round, someone's sure to get injured. YukarixNyamoish. SakakiKagura maybe XD
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,126 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
The best years of your life reviews
AU. Willow and Buffy start college and are at once thrown offguard by gorgeous cousins Faith and Kennedy. Misunderstandings and serious love triangles abound with exes galore...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006
Macbeth: Takino style reviews
Another part of the series that began with Tomo stars in: A midsummer night's disaster. It's the drama club's third performance... and yes, the girls have new recruits! Will the group's chemistry match? It seems two people's certainly do...
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Everybody loves somebody sometime reviews
18yr old Grownup Chiyo and Kagura have romantic realisations about old friends while away at an American college. As the whole gang is getting ready to fly over, Chiyo and Kagura ready themselves for their impending romantic declarations... Chap 10 up!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,213 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007
Tomeo and Chiyolet reviews
Oneshot sequel to Tomo stars in: A midsummer night's disaster. The girls get roped into doing more presentations. This time they try the bard's greatest tragic romance, Romeo and Juliet. No real pairings TomoChiyo on stage pairing only.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Bye bye love reviews
Pure Kaorin angstdrama. She struggles to get a hold of herself as the last day of high school comes to a close and is presented by words of wisdom from a source she didn't expect.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
A quiet night in reviews
One shot ficlet during the Fumoffu season... Kaname tries to teach Sousuke the beauty of a quiet night in. But the trigger happy Sergeant along with his commander and squad mates make sure to add general weirdness and chaos to the situation.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Tomo stars in: A midsummer night's disaster reviews
Yukari has another off week and decides to unsettle her class in the cruelest of ways.. forced drama presentations! As expected, crazy azumadness runs rampant throughout. Hope you all enjoy it XD I can almost guarantee a laugh or two.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Confusing Competitions reviews
My first fic. AU in the High School years. Romantic Comedy with all the usual suspects: B, W, F,A,X. Please review and let me know what you think! Now Complete.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,081 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Koyomi's ordeals Extended reviews
Something's got Kaorin throwing around her monster face, Tomo and Yomi being sensitive and Sakaki yelling at icecream vendors. Kagura just wants to pay, Osaka wants no more panic attacks and poor Chiyo just wants icecream. TomoxYomi, KagxSakaki no OC OOC
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Bus rides and inner conversations reviews
Mildly Faith x Buff and Willow x Kenn. Set directly after Chosen. Buffy is feeling depressed and dejected while on the bus ride out of Sunnydale and finds herself comforted by an unlikely source in an unlikely manner. Somber mood, some humour. One shot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Faith L., Buffy S. - Complete
Yukari's sixth sense reviews
Yukari wants Nyamo to stop worrying about the differences in their studentteacher bonding styles and ends up teaching the P.E teacher a thing or two about the girls. Yukari Nyamoish. Light hearted look at the two during a warm afternoon. One off.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Nyamo claims temporary insanity reviews
Yukari, Nyamo and their old friend Eiko revisit their High school days while getting together that night at the hotel bar. Nyamo's most embarassing secret, Yukari's most deadly weapon. A little YukarixNyamoish. One shot. No OCOOC.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Explanations at last reviews
It's the 2nd year sports fest and a little conversation catches hidden Nyamo's attention... The Kimura marriage explained. One off. RnR please XD
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete