Sour Sizzle
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Joined 03-22-06, id: 1013009, Profile Updated: 08-06-08
Author has written 6 stories for Futurama, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

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Name: Jess ((or Siizle))

Age: Fifteen

B-Day: Jul/9

Location: Toyko... ((AH I WISH, but I'm stuck in East Pennsylvania, lame huh?))

Fav Color: Black & Yellow

Fav Food: Ramen & Chicken & Potatoes

TV: Inuyasha & South Park & The Secret Life of the American Teenager, oh & Death Note!

Movies: I Know Who Killed Me & Georgia Rule & Brokedown Palace & Girl Interrupted & Texas Chainsaw: The Next Generation & Tamara & The Grudge 2

Books: Haven't read that many good one's lately, give me some suggestions! I mostly just waste my life reading the stuff on FF.net anyways.

Music: I have way to many favorite bands to list. I mostly listen to southern and hardcore rock. Some time classic rock, or rap and hip hop.


If you believe insanity is a blessing and you enjoy every fucking second, copy and paste this to your page.

If you support odd pairings and have NO explaination as to why, copy and post this to your page.

If you're tired of Hannah Montana, The Jonas Brothers, and High School Musical, copy and paste this to your page.

97 percent of the teenage population shops at stores that tell employees to act snobby. If you're part of the 3 percent that hack their brains out while passing such stores while your friends are laughing insanely, copy and paste this to your page.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Both sliding glass doors and regular, visible doors, thank you very much. I am also proud to say that I regularly slam my own fingers in doors, and occasionally try to open/close a door and smash my head with it.)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile. (Yay trees!)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (Air is so inconvenient, right? Always getting in your way...)

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. (My feet are rather big, so it's not that hard.)

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if your on the 8 that would be laughing your head off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

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The Boy Next Door by Black Ice and Blood Rain reviews
I'm not a picky man. As long as she wasn't ugly or sick, I could have her on her back in five seconds flat. But "the wench"...she was both, not to mention irritating and brazen. It was easy to promise her mother I wouldn't take her. Now I wish I hadn't...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,945 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
No Escape by metallicanirvana reviews
Kenny is 16 yrs old and he is sent to a mysterious religious cult. He must adapt to a life style that is so different compared to his. He soon learns of a shocking secret that is to die for. Please R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,077 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
One Year In The Feudal by Gbaby808 reviews
The well has sealed for one year, now kagome must live with inuyasha. While miroku, sango, and shippo go on a year long search for Kohaku. ByGbaby808
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Inuyasha - Complete
Virgin Of The Month by GrNDaySk8rchic96 reviews
In modern day Tokyo Inu and Kag are kidnapped by one of the richest men in Japan. 40 days, and they'd be set free, but what horrible things do they have to do before they are allowed to leave, what kind of nightmare will they be forced to survive through.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,237 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Follow Me by Blue-Eyed-Puppy reviews
Inuyasha is slowly realizing his feelings towards Sango, as if she for him.This is a story about what happens when two souls mates finally find eachother. INUXSAN feudal era.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Inuyasha, Sango
Identity Crisis by Griddlebone reviews
When Sango's confidence is shaken, she struggles to find her way back to being the woman she was.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 9/21/2007 - [Sango, Miroku] [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
The You Of Yore by Almandine-Azaleea reviews
Kagome gets to see Inuyasha as she has never seen him before. Chapter 26: It is time.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,591 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
PEOPLE ERROR by Kamiya-san reviews
Straight A student, Sango has a cruel secret, an abusive Boyfriend. Can Inuyasha be the one to help her forget it? Attempted rape.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Sango, Inuyasha
Honor by ThisIsOneHellOfAUserName reviews
After meeting with Miroku's mother, Sango feels she is unworthy to be married to him. In an act of bravery, she cut her hair, dressed up as a samurai, and joined the Shogunate. But with Chinese mercinaries abound, how far will she go to prove her love?R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Sango, Miroku
Sexual Tenshin by Mira Nova 23 reviews
Mai & Joey... Sexually tense yet naive. Just what is love? Title says as much as anything could! MxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,793 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 4/12/2005 - K. Jounouchi, Mai K.
The Broken by LadyBastet92 reviews
Graduation is quickly aproaching, and Mai is still broken from the damages she herself has caused. Is Joey the right person to heal her? Is Mai even willing to be healed? JxM Set after Atem leaves.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Mai K., K. Jounouchi
A Devil's Ambition by The Devil's Shadow reviews
Kagome is, once again, betrayed by Inuyasha. After seeing him with Kikyo, she runs away, only to get bitten by some strange creature.She finds that she has been marked,and is steadily dying,and was becoming one of the Devil's Children.A new evil is rising
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
To Be Loved by Mysteria Pearl reviews
Shizuka begins to think she's worthless when she transfers to Domino High. It might just take a seemingly-perfect billionaire CEO to show her otherwise. Seto x Shizuka. Very sweet NOW COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,505 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K. - Complete
God Help the Outcasts by Mira Nova 23 reviews
A modern day gypsy, Mai needs a sanctuary. In Yugi's house, Joey keeps himself hidden away. Who is the monster and who is the man? Come see how this classic story relates to the dueling world!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Mai K., K. Jounouchi
Alliance by DarkCadence reviews
Sango goes off on her own to fight Naraku, and the unthinkable happens. When Sesshoumaru finds her, will they be able to work together to defeat a common enemy? Or will it be something more? Rated M for later chapters.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sango, Sesshomaru
How Could This Happen? by SassyLilPanda reviews
A song fic one shot idea I had. What would happen if Inuyasha was transformed into a dangerous demon and hurt Kagome on accident?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Dreaming of You by Angel's Nocturne reviews
For YGO Fanfiction Contest. Mai feels that she hasn't done enough for Joey to make up for her mistakes. Will it take a violent twist of fate for Mai to see what she really means to Joey? JxM Oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Mai K., K. Jounouchi - Complete
A Whole New You by Queensbaby reviews
Mai left Joey after he did something really stupid, but when she passed through Domino nearly a year later, she found out that her sweet Joey wasn’t so sweet anymore.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Mai K., Heishin - Complete
More Than Broken by Lysha reviews
Joey and Serenity's lives as children were nowhere near perfect. They spent the 'happiest days of their lives' trying to overcome their fears. Follow their dramatic past all the way up to the start of the Duelist Kingdom tournament. Some violence.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 3/14/2004 - K. Jounouchi, Shizuka K. - Complete
Campfire Love by Leela's Back reviews
Repost of a old Mai and Joey get together
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Complete
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Train reviews
Polarshipping. Rated for violence and adult language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - K. Jounouchi, Mai K. - Complete
After the Opera reviews
Summary Comming Soon!
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Sweet Imperfection reviews
Leela's depessed, Fry's trying to break up with his girl friend, plus the crew goes to a strange planet. Will Fry&Leela ever happen? Read and find out!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
4th of July Recreated reviews
A 4th of July special for Futurama! No one's ever heard of this holiday in the year 3000 as they celebrate it for the first time. Fry wants to ask Leela something. R&R!
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2007 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Saving Me reviews
During a delivery Fry has to save the one he loves.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Lie Under the Stars reviews
Short oneshot. Fry and Leela cuddle in the park.
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete