Jane Marie
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Joined 03-22-06, id: 1013300
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Fairy Tales.

I, Jane Marie, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

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Just a tad about me: I'm a fourteen year old girl that lives in the U.S. I enjoy reading and writing and what not, and I have an unhealthly obsession with reading/occasionally writing Mary-Sues. I find them hilarious, as long as they are readable.

Authors I adore: David Laviathan, first and formost...Stephen King, Terry Goodkind, David Eddings, Holly Black, Rachel Cohn (she wrote my favorite book), and Earl Zarbin (uncontrolable laughter)

Movies I enjoy: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Moulin Rouge, Brokeback Mountain, Pirates of the Carribbean, Office Space, anything with Adam Sadler (I'm a sucker for that retard)

Pairings I like:

Harry Potter

Draco/Harry

Fred/George

Sirius/Remus

Ginny/Hermione

Snape/Lily

I'll read pretty much anything, however...

Thanks so much to my reviewers, I love you guys. So sorry for the long wait between chapters, I've got a crammed schedule right now...thanks for everything, constructive and just comments saying you heart it!

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No One Fathomed by obsession911 reviews
Dominic Potter and Evangeline Malfoy continue a rivalry known to them since they were born. Watch them battle a war taken to levels Harry and Draco never tried. Here's the story that escalates old rivalries and takes a turn no one fathomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,310 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 9/16/2006 - OC, Hermione G.
All I Need to Know by toadstoolcouch reviews
A look inside Cosmo's diary shows how his adultery haunts him, how far he would go for the love of his wife, and what his first fling with the lusty Tooth Fairy was like. Warnings: a bit of homosexuality and Cosmo caused randomness. CW mostly.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
In a Meadow by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
In a Meadow, confessions are made and two boys enjoy the comfort they can bring each other. Can they forget that one night, or will it be forever impressed in their minds? HPDM Slash, One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Return of Persephone by Lizzy Rebel reviews
[oneshot, HadesPersephone] Hades dreads the coming of the Spring
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
Confusion by Merlana reviews
Draco pulls a stunt, and ends up with more than he bargained for... one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Draco M., Vincent C. - Complete
Uncertain Times by LadyBush reviews
The carriage is deserted except for Neville and Luna. As the train speeds south, Neville has a [romantic] proposal to make... This story is set just after the end of The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
My Bloody Valentine by Emerald Riddle reviews
Pansy is in love with Draco Malfoy, but he's already in a relationship. That wouldn't be so bad, if maybe it wasn't with Harry Potter. Pansy's mad, and that's never a good thing. Songfic to the song My Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Pansy P., Harry P. - Complete
Adorabelle by Tie Kerl reviews
One-shot: A short, pointless story about what would happen if Artemis Fowl the Second built up an immunity to Mary-Sues...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Little Sister Sue by Natalie Williams reviews
Hermione's little sister is infected by the Evil Mary Sue Virus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Hermione G.
How To Be A Mary Sue by Lunochka reviews
An unusual little etiquette guide. Props to Tapestry of the Mary Sue Appreciation Society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2004
Short People by Evangeline Henri reviews
Sirius and Remus 'come out' to baby Harry. RSFQF first wave response. (SiriusRemus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Next Great Adventure by Briana Rose reviews
Did you honestly think that the hijinx of Sirius Black would end at his death? Think again, baby, this is the story of his afterlife, filled with pretty girls, hot stoves, shark bites, and falling coconuts. Enter at your own risk
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Sirius B.
The True Mary Sue by PrincessEilonwy reviews
Who is the mysterious American girl? Why is she really at Hogwarts? And when the heck will she stop following Harry around?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Harry P.
Days in Our School by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
The students of Hogwarts School are being watched as they partake in their most sordid affair...by their very twisted teachers. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2003
Dissection of the Common WoodElf, Telerius galadh by bryn bnw reviews
Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
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I'm Always There For You reviews
Remus was enjoying a quiet night alone, when James drags in a certain someone... oneshot, hints of RemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Shepherdess and the Fay reviews
This is a story that is original, about a shepherdess named Belle and her adventures or perhaps misadventures after she meets a certain little man... rating may change
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
Noble, Bright, Happy One reviews
A Mary Sue, but intentional. I've finished it, with possibilities of a sequel...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Turn A Little Faster reviews
A little songfic I made for 'Accidentally in Love.' It's short, and between Sirius and a sweet, shy girl...please review, either to flame or sing praises.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
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