Slim Dustpan
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Joined 12-21-17, id: 10135495, Profile Updated: 01-16-20
Author has written 2 stories for Command & Conquer, Misc. Games, and Mass Effect.

A guy who enjoys reading.

And Is not very good at writing.

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A Man of Honor by That Guy Smoking a Pipe reviews
The minute I stepped foot in this city I was living a lie. I had hoped those lies would help me reach my dream of becoming a huntsmen but it took me down a different path, it took me into the depths of this city's criminal underworld where I learned that among thieves there is honor. AU where Jaune expelled from Beacon infiltrates the Vale Mafia and becomes a different kind of hero
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 781,872 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 12/27/2020 - [Jaune A., Neo] Junior X., Roman T.
Going Out with a Yang by Mallobaude reviews
Yang Xiao Long was many things. Fun, charismatic, beautiful, not to mention a kick-ass huntress. But the perfect girlfriend? She'd never given that one a go, until now. When Jaune is in need of a pretty girl to impress his sister, a bored Yang leaps at the chance to pretend for a day. She never would have expected to fall in love with his family. Or him. Cover art by Naomigumbs.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,317 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,924 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 1/2/2021 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] [Saphron A., Terra C.] - Complete
To Teach a Zero by Lets Do That Again reviews
She's been called a talentless student, destined for a life of mediocrity. All the Dovahkiin hears is a challenge to be conquered.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,628 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 3,141 - Follows: 4,006 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Odahviing, Louise, Siesta
Arcanum by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Living day to day as a messenger in the slums, Ruby thought her life was set out for her. But when a mysterious meeting with an Arcanist draws her into a conspiracy that threatens all she loves, that changes. Wielding the power of a Wildmage and hunted by enemies and Arcanists alike, Ruby must find answers in the one place her kind cannot venture; the Arcane Collegium.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 119 - Words: 627,697 - Reviews: 5468 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
For Want Of A Knight by Aravas reviews
Two idiots decide it would be a spiffing great idea to break the resident knight's heart. It ends badly and kickstarts an epic war for love at Beacon.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,095 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY - Complete
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12852 - Favs: 7,891 - Follows: 7,033 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Sunstroke by KnightwhosaysN1 reviews
Many people still remember the sun shining through the clouds and smog, washing London in dull light. Now that the city relocated to the depths of the Earth and acclimated to the new heavens above them, quite a few yearn for that enormous ball of fire in the sky. Unfortunately, the relapse might be more than one can handle...
Sunless Sea - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 49,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 8/22/2017
Are You Not Sufficiently Comfy? by Matt Perrett reviews
A highly unusual machine empire comes to claim a world, and the result is nothing like what its leader could have ever expected.
Stellaris - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/3/2017 - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9907 - Favs: 10,787 - Follows: 8,152 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 8119 - Favs: 9,312 - Follows: 7,853 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
My Neighbour is a Spartan by Razzika reviews
The war is over, the Flood are dead, and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship, and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their saviour back? OC/John. REWRITTEN AND COMPLETED.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,578 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, OC - Complete
A Handful of Dust by tarysande reviews
Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 191,039 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 3/21/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Stress Relief by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,862 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Sarge the Dad Guy by CabooseHeart reviews
Sarge is everyone's fucking dad, isn't he?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Sarge, D. Grif, D. Simmons, F. Donut - Complete
The Spider by CabooseHeart reviews
Freelancers and their reactions towards a spider... Jesus Christ.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/31/2015 - York, North, Wash, Carolina - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
Dalek Flat-Mates by Daltor reviews
What does it mean to be human? Why does the Doctor love earth so much? Why, why, why! These are the questions that two daleks will try to answer, even if it means drinking coffee, shopping, and other unthinkable horrors. Will they get hurt in the process? Most likely, will their questions be answered? Who knows, certainly not me.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Daleks
Silence in D6 by Pollardinator reviews
The diary of a Russian soldier before and during the nuclear war of 2013. With the world outside ready for all-out war Major Videnski finds his unit posted to the top secret bunker D6. But as cabin fever and fascism take hold and the bodies begin to pile up,the major is forced to endure a horrific experience with the bunker descending into insanity as the surface is turned to ash.
Metro 2033 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 24,427 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - OC - Complete
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Humanity Perpetuum reviews
My earliest and most embarrasing published work, its not very good but by goddam will I not let it hold me back. It lives again! I shall do my very best to slavage this work! Or it may die again, who knows.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 4/17/2018
Endless Sky: A Newbie Captain's Tale
The stars are teeming with life and Humanity has stretched its wings across hundreds of worlds brought close by the Hyperlane network. Colony after colony dots its vibrant trade routes and unexplored space drives man, woman, young and old alike to take to the stars. This is the journey of but one fresh faced captain as they gamble it all on the lucrative dangers of the stars.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Published: 9/15