Hey everyone. I'm glad your reading my profile. If you haven't already, check out my KND story, its under Number 999!

Anyway, Here are some interesting questions:

Why do they call buildings buildings, sholdn't they be called builts?

Do fish get thirsty?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

If a tree falls in a forest and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

Why do MEN have nipples?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do the have interSTATEs in Hawaii?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why is the rum gone?

Why is the rum always gone?

If good people go to heaven, and bad people go to hell, then where do stupid poeople go?

Why does your gynocologist leave the room when you undress?

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it to the center of the Earth?

Why can't women put their mascara on with their mouths closed?

If you mated a Buldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullst?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps inside?