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Joined 03-23-06, id: 1013867
Author has written 4 stories for Bloody Roar, Wicked, Resident Evil, and BioShock.

I'll start by saying some of what I do and what's my favorite stuff.

Hobby: Writing, Philosophising, talking to self. (alot)

Pets: Black and white cat names Oreo, a turtle named Tweedle Dee (there was once a Tweedle Dum, rest be on her soul)

Favorite Book: A tie between The Hobbot and The Ear, the Eye, and the Arm. (Sadly not a well known book)

Favorite Food: Pretty much every vegetable on Earth. I'm a vegetarian, so I don't eat meat.

Favorite Video Game: Warcraft III all the way!! (You see, I was one of the few who liked Warcraft before it was popular)

Favorite Board Game: Risk is da bomb! (but no one every plays it with me...)

Collects: Odd little knick-knacks such a nutcrackers, gas masks, wooden figurines, snow globes.

Favorite Anime: FullMetal Alchemist or Hellsing. (both rock!)

Favorite Comedy Show: Three's Company! (John Ritter died! cries immensely)

Favorite Candy: 3 Musketeers! (Soft pillowy goodness...)

Health Condition: Pyschoneurotically Disturbed. (just peachy in my dictionary)

Enjoys: Presence of mature people, knowledge, friends, silence, thinking, imaginary worlds, reading, philosophy, the good ol' days (approximately 2000 or so years ago), and so on so forth.

Dislikes: Rude people: immature people, hypocrites, politics, wars, Earth (in a weird philosophy sort of way, that I won't bother to explain), short books, idiocy, swear words, control freaks (I'm not racist or athiast or anything, but I think God's pretty close to one himself), people who insult Barney the dinosaur (What'd he ever do to you guys?!?!?!), and anything without a point of reason.

Favorite Band: Modest Mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite Song: Every song made by Modest Mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite Country: Greece or Russia.

Favorite Anaimal: Turtle/Tortoiuse.

Fanfics to come in the future: One FMA, one Naurto (maybe), Skies of Arcadia, Sonic the Hedgehog, .hack, rayman (very low chance i'll actually get to it), Crash Bandicoot, and The Legend of Dragoon.

Fanfic I wish people would read: The Desire to Win (BLAST IT ALL WHY IS BLOODY ROAR SO UNPOPULAR HERE?!??!)

And That's it for my profile! Have a nice time folks, DestructoDude, AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Glitch-Busters! My friend and I are creating a type of service simaler to the "Mythbusters" show, called "Glitch-Busters", which isn't really a show, but a series we hope that will be played on youtube in the future. where we find and test certain glitches and easter eggs, in ,sorry, but only ps2, gamecube and Wii games. hopefully, with much success and a few investments, we will be able to upgrade our consoles to newer systems. If you have a glitch and/or easter egg that you have tried or just want to know if it exists, just e-mail me at and we will test, hours and freaking hours trying to prove or disprove the glitch or easter egg. Take a note though, we have a very limited collection of games at the moment, so there will be a few (more then a few) games that we will not be able to test. but, we will continouisly update our glitches and easter-eggs even if we recieve no e-mails, some of our first ones to look forward to are Starwars Battlefront 2, Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance, Mortal Kombat Deception, MK Shaolin Monks, MK Armageddon, Destroy All Humans 2!, Super DragonBall Z, Blitz: The League, Rayman Arena, Sims Bustin' out!, Tekken 3&4, Ratchet and Clank games 1-4, Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy, Katamari Damacy 1&2, Lord of the Rings the Two Towers and Return of the King, Super Mario Sunshine, Luigi's Mansion, Sonic Heroes, Sonic Adventure Battle 2, Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and Wind Waker, Crash Bandicoot 1-3, Bloody Roar 1-3,Enter the Matrix, Peter Jackson's King Kong, Rampage: Total Destruction, War of the Monsters, Dynasty Warriors 4, SmackDown Vs. Raw 2006, NFL Street 2&3, True Crim: New York, Just Cause, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Etc. We're not promising anything on these games, but we hope we find stuff for them so we can enhance your Glitchy experience!

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The Substitutes by Burningbridges reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if RE characters were substituting for your school teachers? Just try to picture it. Yeah, didn't think you could.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,099 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/8/2006
Home is Where the Heart Is by Werewolf's One reviews
Something strange is going on the the Dragon Realms. Spyro finally gets to go home, but things aren't how he left them.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Spyro
A Chance by bioldrawings reviews
They're not alive, not really alive, but if there's anything human in them, it can only be love. They'll defend those little girls with everything, with their very lives... you call that conditioning? I call it love. Not a happy story.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Big Daddy, Little Sister - Complete
Silent Evil by Ariel Rivka reviews
Is fate inevitable? Does the darkness ever stop growing, or are we just hallucinating? Will the cycle of re-birth ever stop, or will history keep on repeating itself? SH and RE crossover...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
Alone Together by ObviousMan reviews
Genis, Presea and Raine have embarked on their journey to stop half elf discrimination, but as a familiar nightmare and a series of unfortunate incidents shows, they must first come to terms with each other. Gesea. FINALLY UPDATED OMG DANCE.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,886 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Presea C., Genis S.
Daddy's Girl by Exilo reviews
He doesn't know why he protects her, why he fights for her, why he defends her, why he bleeds for her. Is it love, is it instinct, a remnant of his past, or simple programming? In the end, it matter not. He will always be there. Big Daddy & Little Sister
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Resident Evil 4 : The Hidden Endings by Asellus reviews
Have you ever wondered, What if Leon was gay? Or What if Ada died, again? Well I did, and now you will know. Warning This might contain some spoilers!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 8/11/2005
Letters From Spain by Burningbridges reviews
An RE 4 parody. The true story of what happened to Ashley in Spain… Leon, a complete dork with issues, the two Spanish cops, gay as ever, the Merchant, not just a weirdo anymore, and Saddler, an unsuccessful magician – in love?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,053 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007
The Death of Zombies by Twili Z reviews
Leon stuck on the island...with a crazied zombied Luis, 'haven't came out of the closet yet' Krauser, and the grim reaper who speaks mostly Japanese!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007
For the Love of Them by Fullmetal Ai reviews
A Collection of OneShots and Drabbles For Your EdxWinry needs. These have been posted on LiveJournal by me as well. n.n
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
The punishment by Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth reviews
Zoro has angered a god and now everyone except him and Nami have been turned into babies! Now they have to find a way to change them back, and take care of them! But in the confusion of Monty Python ripoffs and Buggy the Clown can the two find love? ZoNa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Oracle in Azure by Indigo Siren reviews
(Story Amended - 2015) It becomes one woman's mission to defy fate to save another timeline from the same horrific path of devestation. Her name, Uranus. The challenges she must face may test her soul to the limits and beyond. So begins a journey of heartache, pain and salvation. Set during Bloody Roar: Extreme (Primal Fury).
Bloody Roar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,297 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Uranus, Cronos, Uriko, Shina - Complete
Tamers of the Colossi by UltimatePalmTree reviews
[Possible AU][PreGame] Before Wander, there were sixteen others who came and went to the Cursed and Forbidden Lands. Not to kill them, mind you, but to tame the beasts.
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,325 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006
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She is all that Matters reviews
Mr. Bubbles knows that his Little Sister is all that matters, and he will keep it that way at any cost.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Big Daddy, Little Sister - Complete
My Friend, the Merchant reviews
The Merchant agrees to be Leon's bodyguard for a price, and it turns out the Merchnt actually cares what happens to the ex-officer! How will Leon's adventures go now? Find out! Rated T for violence and language.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
A Guard and a Castle reviews
Elphaba and Glinda flee Oz to the castle of the west to help animals against the wizards tyranny and are met by a man named Grack, who promises to see them through their quest. How will the great struggle between great and wicked end? rated T for violence
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,875 - Reviews: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
The Desire to Win reviews
The government made 8 secret weapons, but what happens when one of them starts to disobey orders? Bakuryu must fight his evil side while proving he's the best . Alternate Universe. I mean the ORIGINAL Bakuryu who turns into slime at the end of game 1. R&R
Bloody Roar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 6/14/2006