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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Prince of Tennis, and Kingdom Hearts.

Name: BoredNeko

Gender: Female... Which is why I'm cursing off my body once every few weeks...

Favorite Characters:

Every single remotely badass character in the face of the universe. Ever.

Things About Me:

I am not only desperate for reviews, but also for cookies! No, seriously. At lunch, I am known as the uber mooch. I'm 5'3/4", and I stopped growing. All I need to do is put on a pitiful face, and things are given.

SenKiri is my love. July 13 is SenKiri day. Spread the word, spread the love, spread SenKiri!

Recently, I've grown an addiction for all J-Pop/Rock bands. Abingdon Boys School is currently in first place, but Gackt, HYDE, and AKFG are all close behind. If it shows by the fact that my writing is starting to scream: "INSANE FANGIRL", PM me, and I'll try to tone it down. The joke is that every other word outta my mouth is Gackt.

I have a rather morbid sense of humor. You know those kids who are always surrounded by dark clouds of thunder and lightening that go off every time he or she laughs at something? That's me! If anyone has any author's other than Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman who also write books that have humor that support my own, please tell me!

I can't play video games. No, seriously. I'm a button-masher. I'm probably the only person in the world who's too busy remembering where the 'X' button is to actually pay attention to the plot that's going on. Apparently, Cloud crossdresses. I totally missed that. And the 'Roxas, you make me feel like I have a heart again'? Yup, skipped out on that too. I'm a die-hard fan of Kingdom Hearts, but the only reason I actually know the characters is because I read fanfics. Isn't that funny?

I'm also a very happy person! I run on cookies, crack pairings, and 6 hours of sleep on average. True, half my thoughts are kinda 'Out There', but I'm mostly put together. I mean, I don't curse half as much as people my age do anyways...

I honestly really think that Sora is the sad bastard child of Leon and Cloud. Seriously people, look at him! Doesn't it make you wanna go: "Well, he has his mom's eyes, but his dad's hair?" Come on! You all know it's true. If those two ever had a child, it would be Sora...Or maybe Roxas? Looks like Mommy, acts like Daddy?

I'm a nerd! BUT, I'm a cool nerd, 'cause I went to CTY! ...Don't burst my bubble by telling me that the previous sentence is an oxymoron. I'm doing a dance in the river in Egypt. It's a good place.

No one will ever beat me in the ways of tripping/falling/landing on your face. NO ONE. Why? I've fallen off my chair and landed in a pile of books. I've fallen and IMPALED myself on a Geometry compass. I've tripped over someone ELSE'S shoelace. And yes, you read that right. Not mine, but the kid walking next to me... I've fallen UP the stairs, and there were only two of them. No joke people, don't even TRY to compete.

I'm also one of those girls who's always wanted a brother. Through much begging, pleading, Pocky-bribing, and puppy dog eyes, I've gained two older ones. Matty, who has to listen to me when I go into my "girl moments", and Chris. He doesn't deserve what I put him through. I've also got a little brother. Alby is the one I glomp every time I see him. Because I lubb annoying him sOoOoOo much! (And yes, they can be mean sometimes, but they're all naturally mean people. You gotta love 'em! )

Being a fangirl is my life. Seriously. No joke. I find, I become engrossed, and I convert. Almost like an evangelist, except my job isn't as thankless... And I've yet to start going door to door. If you've got a working Internet and some time to spare, feel free to YouTube my newest love, the Johnny's Entertainment boys! My personal favorite group is NewS, but Kanjani8, KAT-TUN, and Arashi all follow closely behind.

I think you're awesome. No, really! You are. If you read this, and laughed a little, and took some time out of your life to read into a little bit of mine just because you think I write well, I thank you. You rawk.

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Life's Cheat Code by Punkie-Spunk reviews
AU Who would've thought DDR could change a life…or four? RikuSora, AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,676 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by Rosa Angelicus reviews
Roxas is an art student with a melodramatic twin brother, overthetop housemates among them being one very perverted bisexual, a need to tell Sora a delicate fact and now a magnectic attraction to the singer of a local band, Axel. DISCONTINUED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 183,956 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Special Discount by Blue Funk reviews
Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Vanilla by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Cloud's only friend, Yuffie, had just died a few weeks ago. However, Yuffie can't move on and so she follows Cloud around as a spirit. And she just can't resist the chance to play a prank on Cloud by possessing his body and confessing to someone... LxC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,674 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Ars Musica by WasabiLemon reviews
AU. When Roxas went to visit Radiant Garden University for a band workshop, he was hoping to meet a good looking college man. He got more than he'd expected with Axel. AkuRoku with RikuSora, LeonCloud, and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,593 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Axel, Roxas
893 by Asphodael reviews
A series of drabbles that take place in a crazy yakuza AU 'verse. Crack and Rikkai and guns, oh my. Warning: future character death.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 11/4/2006
Mansion by the Sea by Snake in the Grass reviews
Riku's out to find himself, Sora's looking for a little summer fun. Roxas is struggling, Axel's discovering. Yuffie needs a tutor and Vincent's happy to provide. Cloud's a mess and a masochist, and Leon, well...Leon just needs to control those hormones.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,979 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Sora, Riku
At war with Angels by Chibi Haku reviews
Meet Edward, your average low class teen in the year 3050. Except for one thing. Every night, before he sleeps, he feels like he has wings. [AU, cussing and violence. RoyXEd]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,728 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Do Not Use While Sleeping by Candied reviews
Destati U is a prostigious school, known for its scholars. It is a quiet, high class school, but there's one problem A rivalry between eight families that causes unbelievable mischeif. What will these boys do next? [AU AkuRoku SoRiku Zemyx LeonCloud yaoi]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,459 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
Once Upon a Time by SeppRiss reviews
Captains to Kings! Rackets to swords! Tennis players to knights, princes and.... princesses? Rated for Boy love.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007
Konoha High by justplainrii reviews
AU : Naruto is a recent transfer to Konoha High School, and he absolutely hates it. However, when he meets such people as Sasuke, a whiny emo, to Haku, a surprising foreign exchange student, will his mind be changed? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,729 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
Butcher Shop by SeparatedCow reviews
Two boys locked in the back of a butcher shop freezer. Smut. Oneshot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sengoku K., Kirihara A. - Complete
Rules For Dating Kai by Elemental Gypsy reviews
Kai is very desirable. Any fool knows that. And any fool would love to date him. In hindsight of this little fact, the Blitzkrieg boys decide to set up some rules for dating Kai.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
A PoTty Dish: How To Catch A Sanada by Gold reviews
SanaYuki, with random other people barging in. Set after the boys have graduated from high school and gone on to bigger and better things like pro tennis. Sanada and Yukimura let us into their heads. The peanut gallery tags along for the ride.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Yukimura S., Sanada G. - Complete
Magic of Tennis by Arigatomina reviews
HP crossover, Seigaku and their top rivals are invited to Hogwarts to take part in a tournament. The wizards have no idea what they’re getting themselves into. Shonen ai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,071 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Violent Wasteland by BridgeFlyingBlues reviews
A criminal empire will be toppled. Two hardened hearts meet amidst the it love, or lust? The streets of Konoha City have always been a brutally Violent Wasteland. NejiGaara, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rules of Attraction by Keiran reviews
There are the chick flicks. And then there is reality, which usually comes down to communication issues. A High School AU, oneshot, 1x2.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Burlesque Giocoso by Fainn reviews
Just when everything's going right, Kyoya gets a fiance! Tamaki's dying, Haruhi's therapeutic, the twins don't care and MoriHunny are behind the curtains. Crack!Fic Shounen Ai Warning: MomDad with hints of twincest and MoriHunny...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,220 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
The Naruto Expressions by Lotus Aia reviews
A series of expressions, adages, idioisms, and oneliners that fit the personalities of our Hidden Village crew! A short and fun read.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006
And He Never Drank Again by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Ah, the fun that can be had with alcohol and the authority to preform legal marriages. The Sannin's have a reunion they won't forget, at least, assuming they can remember it the next morning. I suppose this technically counts as yaoi...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Paved With Good Intentions by Aishuu reviews
Complete Kirihara and Sengoku inadvertently start a divine war over a college math class, dragging in other devils, angels and mortals in a scheme that involves lust, sex, Machiavellian plots and alcohol. And that's only what the angels are up to...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,547 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Kirihara A., Sengoku K. - Complete
Weasel Meets Shark by TheArchives reviews
(One-shot) Short, random AU fic. What if Itachi and Kisame had fought each other in the Chuunin Exams? (Okay, so I lied. You get a little bit more. O.o)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
The Idol's Idol by Hagane reviews
No one knows the Pretender. Least of all himself. (wakatoxkajimoto) A Jyousei Shonan fic.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004
Apple Juice by michiyo seta reviews
[SenKiri] Sengoku and Kirihara are studying and eating apples. Sengoku likes Apples.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Complete
The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/5/2004
The Big Brotherhood Program by Idiosylph reviews
When Mystique and Toad from the X-Men Movieverse wind up in Evo-verse, what do they do? Why adopt the hapless Brotherhood, of course! Ch. 7 Added!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,610 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
Untitled by Yomi reviews
[REVISING] It all began when Illumi was seen dressed up as a woman in a beauty competition. However, it would seem that there are other complications involved politics, family relations and some soul searching. Chpt 9 revised
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,704 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 5/18/2002 - Illumi Z., Hisoka
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n00b reviews
Poor little Kirikun. From the first day of school, Lady Luck has screwed him over. She's given him her favorite little boy a new toy to play with, and is Sen happy...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Sengoku K., Kirihara A.
Lucky Elf reviews
In honor of SenKiri, here are 7 drabbles that will all hopefully be posted by the time July 13 comes around. Happy SenKiri day everyone!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Sengoku K., Kirihara A.
Link reviews
Fate is a funny person. Two people are going to see how funny he can be. They'll learn how nothing can separate the bonds he makes, but everything can push them together.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Konoha High And Why it Sux reviews
Woe, I have fallen into the stereotypical trap AU high school ploy. However, this branches a little bit outside of that trap. Enter, and see Crimson, the work of teenagers, who just want to express who they are. Warning: May contain yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 4/13/2006