Birdie and Bee
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Joined 03-25-06, id: 1014641, Profile Updated: 04-13-09
Author has written 3 stories for Artemis Fowl.

Hello. My name's Birdie, or as I am known outside of fanfictionland, Alyssa. This account is mainly for collaborations between Bee and myself. They'll range from Harry Potter (the Marauders Era, for Bee is a human encyclopedia when it comes to Marauders) to Artemis Fowl. But probably not Twilight - unless it is "for teh lulz" or a bad parody.

We'll accept flames and the like, and quite possibly laugh at them, but are looking for honest critiquesmore than anything. This is a hobby for me, so anything negative you say won't be taken to heart. I have immense love for Potter and Jo Rowling, which is my reasoning behind writing certain fics!

Hope you're having a lovely day!

Birdie

Hey thar! My name is Bee, and generally I am known as Bee. Unless we ever happen to come into physical contact, in which case 'Bee' would become 'Bethany'. Birdie's already gone over the account info, so I'll skim over that. I too, have an immense love of the Harry Potter world, and usually stick with the Marauder Era due to my lack of knowledge of the actual Harry Potter. James or Sirius though Yum, lemme at em!

Like she said, we don't mind flames. They'll help keep my feet warm since I'm walking on ice cubes as of now. Many of the character you will encounter in these fics will be made up, with their own distinct pasts and personalities. I won't fool you and say I'm that amazing of a writer--I roleplay and therfore borrow characters. A common reoccurence in HP fics will be 'Marlene McKinnon'. The personality is alll Bee, although the actual name is not.

I'm going to give off early credit:
Thank you Ash, Hannah, Rylee, Nami, and Josh for allowing me to use your character personas. You're all nerdfighters.

DFTBA,

Bee

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The Good Wife by Cortana Bennet reviews
Three years into their marriage, Hermione is trying to be perfect in all ways. And she feels like her performance is mediocre at best. DHr, obviously AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seeking by sunandsteel reviews
They were just two teenagers; people, seeking something in the form of another warm, human body. LilySirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
je regrette rien by Lady Altair reviews
Seven times Peter Pettigrew's conscience nearly caught up with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Peter P. - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
A Delayed Reaction by Rebekahek623 reviews
Lily loves me, she's loved me since the day we met. She's just having a delayed reaction to the feeling, a REALLY delayed reaction...Stop Laughing Sirius! RE-WRITE TO MAKE IT BETTER IN PROGRESS! Up to Chapter 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,037 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Intricate Amendments by Daisy Blue reviews
Everyone knows that Lily hated James while James was besotted with Lily. A tangled romance of how James manages to redeem himself in Lily's eyes and Lily discovers something she is quite unprepared for. HBP compliant. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,708 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How to Lose James by Loves to dance reviews
Based on the movie, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Lily is tired of James asking her out, so when the suggestion comes up of dating him and driving him away, she does just that. But what if she actually starts to fall for him in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,225 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All Because Of A Bludger by Eye Heart Music reviews
Ever since their 1st year, James and Lily have never been on good terms. But when James is in a quidditch accident and loses his memory, things change. He forgets everything. Including Lily Evans. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,879 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Marauder's Girl by Peachy Papayas reviews
James and Lily have always hated each other. But in their fourth year, a stupid dare compels James to ask out his enemy. When she refuses, he is shocked no girl has ever refused him before. And thus began his infatuation with a certain redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,593 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Don't Let Go reviews
Why is it that perfection never lasts? Why is it that love is like an object, and you can take it away? I thought I had everything until there was a she. Until there was a her. Until I met Minerva.!Traces of TLC spoilers can be found in here! DISCONTINUED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,210 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the People of The Sea reviews
Just to prove his little cousin wrong, Artemis Fowl the Second undergoes a forced change to to be come a...merperson. Full summary inside. Switched to this account. Bit Ooc DISCONTINUED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,422 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Bang! Mom's Dead! reviews
See Artemis as a fiveyearold spy! He isn't very good at it, but who cares? His immaturity is hilarious.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete