CaptainOblivious1161
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Joined 03-25-06, id: 1015167, Profile Updated: 04-28-09
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

Lello to all. I AM CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS! SALUTE TO YOUR SUPERIOR! Na, just kiddin, anyone that knows me would laugh in my face if I told them I was superior to anyone besides...lower species, I guess. Wait, they already have, but I was just joking so that doesn't count. Well, nuff with the small talk. If you know of a certain That-Fresh-Rain-Smell that has stated Captain Oblivious as her friend, well, you guessed it. I am indeed her friend. I am so honored -sniffs and a single tear is shed- to be such a brilliant writers friend. I want her autograph! -shoves little kids to the concrete to get to her- Guess I coulda done without all that. oh well.

Here be my actual stuffs and I continue to surprise when I say I am NOT stupid enough to put my last name OR address or other junk like that.

Name:Caila(for those who are English challenged(no offense,hmm,parenthesis inside more parenthesis,interesting)it's pronounced Kayla)Marie, USA, and imma girl, 17 yay, 5'7, brown wavy hair, sort of punkish image but i have my semi girly days too, and...i dunno...ah...brown eyes, and that's all cuz i'm a MYSTERY! You here that? I am a f'in mystery!

likes

food,chocolate,well any dessert in general,movies,animals,fall,spring,SUMMER,winter,swimming,running,moving around period,black,green,purple,dark dark pink ONLY,video games(mortal kombat,need for speed,gta)drawing,reading,writing(obviously)randomness,Zumiez,lowered expectations, WEDNESDAY, i forgot about cyber-cookies! how could I?

dislikes

ignorant people,girly pink,girly stuff,homework,itches,cuts,super fluff,CHEERLEADERS(i even have a shirt that says cheerleaders suck),all those stupid name brand stuff that costs a fortune because they're namebrand sfuff,super preps(jessica simpson,hilary duff,etc.)posers,people who are REALLY CALM and boring and don't like people who aren't calm and boring, like me...and well that's pretty much it i can't really think of any cuz i'm so DAMN HYYYYYYYPEEEEEER!

(Is writing this 2 years later: Holy shit. I was crazy...and fast when I was a freshman. I sound like an idiot...and I used 'u' instead of you at some point, but I fixed it...)

well, thanks for enduring my annoyingly long profile, I tell people that i can just ramble on and never reach a point, but hey, Kozi does it better.hehe tata for now my inferiors! again im just kiddin i would never wanna hurt my inferiors, oops wait that was not sposed to be heard,er,read.ignore that please.

?Captain Oblivious?

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Harry's Tattoo by whoriartywrites reviews
Professor Snape is called from the dungeons at a late hour to handle a very unusual matter. Rated T for some swearing and nakedness and preslash. HarrySnape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
What Happens Next by blonde-with-her-moments reviews
Sequel to Oops Pregnancy. Hermione finds something interesting out about Marcus from Draco. But why is Draco telling her this and why is he in the muggle world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Vehicular Homicide by That-Fresh-Rain-Smell reviews
Harry finally vanquishes the Dark Lord...but you'll never guess how! Comedy, Snarryish and allover random...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Itza Puzzle by MindStorm88 reviews
Draco returns from a long, boring ministry trip expecting a very excited Harry to see him. His lover is other wise occupied with a muggle puzzle. Draco fixes that rather swiftly though.PWP rim, anal LEMON! Graphic! Language!SEE PROFILE FOR STORY LOCATION
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Always by That-Fresh-Rain-Smell reviews
I've been here, before, a few times. And I'm quite aware we're dying. Your hands, they shake, with goodbyes, and I'll take you back if you'll have me. so here I am, I'm trying...So here, I am, are you ready...?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,746 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You always do by Barbarella reviews
HarryDraco slash fic. No real sense of time expressed or implied. Though I thought of seventh while writing it, it can really be at any time in the series. I leave that part up to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Obvious by SavvyRavenclaw20 reviews
After five years of dodging his feelings, Ron finally comes to terms with the way he truly feels about Harry. HarryRon, RonDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,589 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Ron W., Draco M.
Pididle by MindStorm88 reviews
Harry and Draco are celebrating their anniversary heading out to America's west. Draco sulks, and Harry finds a way to cheer him up. boyxboy, explicit, fun sex in the car XD Enjoy! R&R please! OK, so I lied, this is no longer a oneshot, GRAPHIC SMEX and L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Can't Promise That by That-Fresh-Rain-Smell reviews
Previously called 'Chan' for obvious reasons, rated for suggestiveness, but not descriptive, cute and...dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Room by MindStorm88 reviews
Draco challanges Harry to a 'Duel' in the Room of Requirment. What Harry see's when he gets to the Room isn't exactly what he expected. M for Language and lots of boyxboy action!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bottle Read 'Drink Me' by gimmethejuice reviews
Tired of Draco running his mouth, Harry does something to shut him up. Mature Only! Slash. HPDM. OneShot. PWP Smut. You've been warned! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Happens When You're Bored At 1 AM by sunshine918 reviews
Sequel to What Happens When You're Bored At Midnight! MUGGLES ATTACK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
When All Else Fails by glow-in-the-dark reviews
Harry Potter discovers he's a Horcrux, and tries to kill himself. But somebody stops him. DxH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
First Kiss by StrawberiPai reviews
A contest entry for another site I thought you might enjoy. Slash. DracoxHarry fluff... T for implied sex... No longer a oneshot!///DISCONTINUED\\\
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,544 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
More Than Revenge by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Ron fancies Hermione. Ron gets mad at Hermione. Ron snogs Lavender. Hermione is hurt. Hermione wants revenge. Hermione gets revenge. Hermione gets much MORE than revenge. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Wreck of the Day by tragicsleep reviews
Harry Potter is giving up. On Hogwarts. On love. On everything. Is it too late to stop him from committing an unrepairable mistake? I'm bad at summaries. But the story is better than this sounds. WARNING: this is SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Here’s your letter by PrettyYaoiBoyz reviews
Draco is filled with sorrow and regret. A little oneshot based off of the song “Here’s Your Letter” by Blink182.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
A Hershey’s Kiss by PrettyYaoiBoyz reviews
Harry and Draco are tapped in a closet literally and they’re starting to get hungry and not just for food. HPDM Slash One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So This is Love by PrettyYaoiBoyz reviews
This is a little one shot I wrote. Warning: Rated M for slash content HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Music of Destiny by Ashen Skies reviews
[HPDM, RLSB slash] A story about music that touches the soul, friends that refuse to go away, enemies that refuse to let you starve yourself, and lovers that never wanted to love and never want to let go now that they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,030 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
In Nine Words by louise4 reviews
On the eve of Dumbledore's funeral, an anonymous letter takes Harry on a trip down memory lane. HBP spoilers. HarryDraco preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters by Bootyful reviews
A HD oneshot. Draco's been having some problems with Harry and a series of letters reveals concern and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just A Crush by alonelyheart reviews
Harry feels lonely, he runs into Draco in the middle of the night. Just guess what happnens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sin by Emerin reviews
His fingertips burned where they touched patches of forbidden flesh...It felt so good...It felt so wrong...xSLASH HarryDraco x
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,468 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cigarettes and Razorblades by Aurora Enkeli Medeis reviews
Shunned by his housemates and left sarcastic and bitter, with the war over and won what is Harry to do now he can live? Answer: turn to tobacco and self harm while developing a romance with a once hated enemy now friend and confident. (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,249 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potty and Malfoy by fidelio-fickles-revenge reviews
Whips, vinyl, fishnets, HARRYDRACO, and ALL...THAT...SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Pain So Sweet
Draco is finally fed up with being alone. Hope you like it! Twas written forever ago but I forgot to post it. Sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Trust Me, Love reviews
Well, I'm not sure what to say, I suppose it could be a Snarry, or you can perceive it however you wish. It's supposed to be original, but I wanted to post it here so you could read it. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
What Happens When You're Bored reviews
What Happens When You're Bored Because Sunshine The Fairy Princess Is Passed Out On The Couch. SEQUEL TIME!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
What Happens When You're Bored At Midnight reviews
A muggle invades a secret meeting between student and teacher causing some comical conversation! PWEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Separation Anxiety reviews
Not really sure why i posted this, guess I wanted some feedbackhint,hint. Oh well, it's not HP though, plz R&R anyway. I will loves you 4ever!and you'll get cookies!You prolly wont get the last part, but thats ok, u can ask the Captain 4 info, i shall res
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Can You Guess What's Going Down? reviews
Just what the title says.It be HPGW.My summaries suck. oh well rated T for implying...well stuffs. ENJOY! r&r! I will loves you forever!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Maimed reviews
Ron finds another way to cope with loneliness and his feelings of unimportance. SUPER ANGST! has like two cursewords so K just in case REVAMPED! Should be a much better read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Painful Thinking reviews
Harry is going steady with Cho when she and another betray his trust. Harry's thoughts after. R&R im not gonna tell you the pairing cuz it would give it away! ha!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Strange Love reviews
Golden Boy finally defeats Voldemort and Draco and his mother has changed. But he still loathed the Weasley children, or does he? Yay! My first fanfic!R&R! GWDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.