Jade Snape-Holloway
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Joined 03-25-06, id: 1015242, Profile Updated: 08-05-09
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Lost, Pirates of the Caribbean, Inheritance Cycle, and Van Helsing.

Well, I just realized how much crap was on this profile. I have deleted it to spare you the nonsense. In fact, looking over my fan fics...they're kind of crap, too. I mean, GOD, why do people keep liking them? I would probably delete them, too, but I can't bring myself too. :( So read em if you want to. Or go read a better fic on my favorites list.

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Deck the Halls by transemacabre reviews
Post-opera. Graverobber helps Shilo settle back into her home. Semi-fluff.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Forgive and Forget by GoldenLily reviews
A little piece of fluff inspired from the saying Forgive and Forget. GRILO.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Cohabitation by The Squash reviews
Life in a dumpster is hard. Life two-to-a-dumpster is even harder. Grilo, fluff present.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
Good Morning Graverobber by littlehutt reviews
Graverobber wakes up one morning at Amber's, and finds himself in a mighty uncomfortable situation. Set some time after the movie's ending. Graverobber/Amber, Luigi, Pavi. Humour!fic, Repo style.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Graverobber, Amber Sweet - Complete
To Be History by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
Third in the "History" trilogy. With LeAnnette's pregnacy, Voldemort is presented with a unique opportunity. However, her friends will protect her at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 4/17/2006 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Dark Fascination by PirateRosi reviews
Auror Scarlet Bellamy tried to survive, as the fate of the wizarding world came ever closer to being decided. Little did she know, she would involuntarily soon be caught up in it, courtesy of her old friend Barty Crouch Junior. Post HBP/DH Compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Barty C. Jr., OC
Kingdom Hospital: Resolutions by The Cynical Flower Girl reviews
My answer to the lack of Season 2: A prostitute from New York City makes a wrong move and finds herself cast off alongside a remote Maine highway. What happens next could change the course of history forever... again. XD Bad title, good story. Please RR.
Kingdom Hospital/Riget - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,570 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006
Where No Suethor Has Gone Before by Deranged Little Monkey reviews
New breeds of Mary Sue are arriving at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - OC
Harry Potter goes Gangsta by Gryffindor620 reviews
What if the world of Harry Potter went gangsta? UPDATED Aug. 26, 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/29/2004
Lector Manor by reddwarfaddict reviews
Ten and Rose wake up in a manor in the middle of nowhere, before they discover their own tombstone in the manor graveyard. Where are they? What happened? Can they follow the planted clues and survive the journey through the manor? DoctorWhump.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,237 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
When You Lose Your Way by SevenGee reviews
“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
What Would It Take? by Blue Box Fox reviews
She is pretty, but I don't think I've ever seen her smile. Jam
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Silas and MarySue by FuchsiaII reviews
If I had eyebrows, I'd raise them,' thought Silas worriedly...
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
My Name is Katrina by etherealfire reviews
We all know her. The random beautiful girl with OMG EYES OF AMETHYST How DO they spell that right? who seduces the Prince of Darkness...if you don't, prepare to meet Katrina. Of someplace random. Orphan. Warrior. And WAY OOC Dracula.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2005
LOST by Fan of Fan Fic reviews
Before you read this, I must warn you that I may have gone crazy while writing episode 1! But I hope you'll read this, please read and review.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004
Smallville Uncensored by siriuslysirus123 reviews
All the parts that were taken out of the show because they were too weird. Warning: You MUST have a sense of humor to enjoy this story. Rated L for Lionel. Contains: Lex and Lionel being weird, transvestites named Lola, and small amounts of red dye no. 2.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
I bet Jack by GoldenGirl reviews
Kate and Sawyer and others have fun at Jack's expense cuz it's fun and they're bored.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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SUEvivor: Van Helsing reviews
Ten Van Helsing Mary Sues.....Nine Challenges.....Who will be....the Ultimate Van Helsing Mary Sue! Tune in to find out!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
SUEvivor: Lost reviews
Ten Lost Mary Sues...Nine challenges...One winner...Who will be The Ultimate Lost Mary Sue?
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,756 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Christmas on the Island! reviews
Jack and Locke decide that having a Christmas party would help make the Losties happy. Jack is stressed, Vincent's a reindog, and Charlie is forced to be an angry elf! Yep, it's Christmas!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Jack, Locke
SUEvivor: Alagesia reviews
Ten Eragon Mary Sues...Nine challenges...On winner....Tune in to see which one will be named The Ultimate Eragon Mary Sue!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean SUEvivor reviews
Ten Pirates of the Caribbean Mary Sues...Nine challenges...One winner...Who will be the Ultimate POTC SUEvivor? Read and find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,739 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
The fan fic that ruined everything 2 reviews
The HP gang thought they had it bad when they read typical romance fics. Now they find Mary Sues, cliched plot lines, OOCnes and more. Join them as they're driven insane by you writters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Mary Sue: The owner's Manual reviews
Congratulations, you are the proud new owner of a Harry Potter Mary Sue! Read this manual to find out what to do next!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
SUEvivor reviews
Ten Mary Sues...Nine challenges...one winner...Who will be The Ultimate Harry Potter Mary Sue? Read Suevivor and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,796 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
A Lost New Year's Eve Party! reviews
The Losties decide to have a party for New Year's Eve! Please give me good reviews!
Lost - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Jack, Locke - Complete
Ways to Annoy Eragon! reviews
Ever wish you could annoy the worlds hottest Dragon Rder? Well, then click here and review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
A Harry Potter Christmas Carol! reviews
Snape hates Christmas, he always has. But will a vist from 3 certain ghosts help give him the Christmas spirit? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Ways to annoy Snape! reviews
Want to annoy Snape? Read this fic and do what it says! Ans PLEASE review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
SUE WARS reviews
Mary Sues invade Hogwarts and the girls fight back. Better then it sounds. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Whose line is it anyway? reviews
Join young Severus, James, Remus,Sirius, and meas the host for another Harry Potter Whose Line Is It Anyway fic! PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Ways to annoy Jack Sparrow! reviews
Ever wonder how you can annoy Jack? Well, just read this fic and find out! Funny, I promise!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
What about them? reviews
Ever wonder what happened to all those lost people like Scot, Danielle, or Rose? No longer will you have to wonder! Just read here!
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
The fan fic that ruined everything reviews
Harry is up one night googleing his name when he comes accros a fan fic web site. This is what the HP cast feels about you freaky fan fics writers! PLEASE REVEIW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
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