hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-26-06, id: 1015350, Profile Updated: 02-03-16
Author has written 10 stories for Fallout, and Doctor Who.

About me! I'm old enough to know better than spend too much time on ffn, or the internet in general. And yet here I am anyway. I'm also a tremendous dork. I have a lot of fandoms I dabble in. Firefly and Doctor who are my big ones currently. Also most of what Marvel is putting out I'm enjoying (although if you want to have a rant about problematic elements I am totally here for that.) These are my jams.

I also love writing! Both the serious business kind, and fan-fiction. I'd like to tell you I'm trying to be a serious writer, but that would be a blatant lie misleading.

I use social media too. Pretty much only to reblog puns and fandom stuff that amuses me. And cats. This is my tumblr (Oh hey, I guess profile links no longer work. What a load of cheese shit that is. Anyway. I'm 'Writless.tumblr.com' if you want to find me) I can't promise that any of it is interesting. In fact, I guarantee that it's probably not...but it is there! And you should totally harass me. Cause. You can? I don't know. You can harass me here as well, but some people enjoy the mystery that comes with the anon on tumblr. The point is. PLEASE COME BOTHER ME. AT THIS VERY MOMENT, I AM PROBABLY LOOKING DESPERATELY FOR SOMETHING TO LET ME CONTINUE TO PROCRASTINATE INSTEAD OF WRITING. LET THAT SOMETHING AT LEAST BE SOCIAL INTERACTION SO I CAN PRETEND IT'S GOOD FOR ME.

I also have a tumblr where I'm trying to store all my fanfic related stuff, such as gifs (there's one gifset. Probably the only one) and wonderful fanarts that other people have graciously made for me because they are my sun and moon. That's here. (This stuff is located at 'writlessthedork.tumblr.com' can you tell I'm very creative?)

I've also got a blog I'm trying to keep updated? We'll see. you should check it out, as it is one avenue of finding out if I'm dead or not. (Here's a hint. I'm not dead and I don't think I've updated that stupid thing in a hundred years. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.)

If anyone is interested in hearing me blabber on, I'm generally up for giving constructive reviews. So if you're looking for my (somewhat addled) help, feel free to PM me. I'd appreciate it if you suggested a specific story, and maybe something you're looking for help on. I can't promise promise anything, but I will loosely vow to read and review at least one full chapter.

Check out this SUPER RAD AMAZING ART- (Reminder that all this fan art is located at writlessthedork.tumblr.com since the direct links no longer work :( I mean, they're also at Ash's and Pugs tumblrs, please visit those lovely people, but they might be buried)

AshRain114 (https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3899641/AshRain114. Also has a tumblr at gallifreyin.tumblr.com) made for Fitz and the Professor, from my Starlight series. It's off the wall amazing. For reals. And this one too. And oh my god Ash is a saint because here's another with my god damn OTP.

Pugsunday (Unaware of ffnet account name. Tumblr is at pugsunday.tumblr.com) Also did some rad fan arts! There are radtacular comic panels here and amazingly curmudgeon-y sketches here. Love these!!

Current Stories:

If you're looking for a somewhat drama-y serious fic, I'd head for the Gallifreyan. If you're looking for more humor, hit up the Starlight series. But they both have romance because I am a straight up sucker for romance. SUCKER.

The Gallifreyan: Doctor Who fic. Set all over the place, including both 10 and 11. Mostly canon-ish except for a few places where I tweaked episodes. This is a romance, and it's 10/11/OC. River exists, I just don't mention her. They first meet when the Sisters of St. Ada are nearly devoured by a sky-demon. Calypso thinks he's mad, especially when he says they've met before. Then she's torn away, hurtling uncontrollably forward through time; somehow still finding herself crossing paths with the Doctor. She gradually comes to learn more about this strange man, and how she fits into his impossible life.

Supernova: Part three of Starlight series. First person. Master/OC. The Doctor has asked Fitz to sit on the sidelines for a bit. She’s got her own coffee shop she’s running, a nice new apartment and a steady boyfriend, who despite not remembering every detail of their past affairs, still kinda likes her. Things are actually going surprisingly well in her new chill super mellow life. Which is why it sort of puts a kink in everything when a time traveler shows up in her basement and kidnaps her. It’s par for the course until she realizes that they’ve managed to be yanked right out of their universe into another. Things can only get worse when she realizes she’s meant to sort out this ‘Eternals’ mess, and oh yeah, the whole fabric of reality is counting on it. No pressure or anything.

The Doctor and the Almost Companions:Doctor Who drabble. Lots of places and times and Doctors and random one offs. Basically something for me to do when I hate the idea of writing a lengthy plot involved update. Please send suggestions! There's a good reason the Doctor travels alone sometimes. These are a few of them.

Quest for Water:(Fair warning. I'm pretty deeply involved with my Who fics, so this one has fallen by the waste side. Might be best to avoid until it makes it to the 'completed' section. It will eventually make it there. I'm just not sure when) Fallout 3 fic. Set during and after events of the game. Canon but the focus is not main characters. Anya has lived most of her miserable life in the company of the slavers, until she is rescued by a friend she once thought lost forever. This is the story of their struggles to regain their humanity and continue to survive the harsh world of the Wastes.

Co-writing Project: (ffnet profile: www.fanfiction.net/u/4017467/Sarbrook-Writless.)

(08/14/15- This is on indefinite hiatus. There are, however, two full 'episodes' spread across multiple chapters and it's a complete-ish story so it shouldn't give you a cliffhanger induced headache to read.)

Me and the super RAD TO THE MAXX psychic twin Sarbrook (Sarbrook user profile: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/904985/SarBrook) decided to get together and write a Doctor Who story. It's going to be AMAZING! You should check it out.

The Hollow Man:See Jane run. Run, Jane, run. Run with the Doctor. Run away from the hollow man. Run across the universe. But he's still going to find you...

Completed Stories:

Starlight: Part one of Starlight series. Doctor Who. First person/Third person. Master/OC. Thanks to the Doctor, the Master has survived the fall of Gallifrey. But without the constant beating of the drums, he finds himself lost. In his search for the Doctor, he discovers Fitz instead. An idiotic, infuriating girl with something troubling around her neck. A time lord. And if he can't find a way to help her, it'll kill her. Master/OC Part one of Starlight series.

Keeping the Stars Apart: Part two of Starlight series. First person. Master/OC. A girl, and her terrible decision to continue traveling with the Doctor. Seriously, I should have stuck with the couch. Couches are really underrated. You know what's overrated? Time lords. And their big fat egos, and their attitude, and- Oh. Sorry, we're running again. Jesus, always with the running. Seriously, don't hang out with time lords, I cannot stress that enough.

A Starlight Christmas: AU of Starlight universe. Felt in the holiday spirit and had nothing particularly cheerful going on in my current stories. One shot. First person. Master/OC fluff. Scrooge McDuck is being his usual grouchy self, even in the face of Christmas-ville. Still, sometimes miracles happen on the holidays, like, maybe he'll be a decent person instead of a Grinch? I have my doubts. Worst case scenario, I can throw some snow down his shirt. And make him wear this ugly hat I bought him. That'll make me feel better.

Time Lord Unyielding: (Oh my god, this is terrible. Don't read it. Skip right over it. Augh. Honestly I have to go back and gut the hell out of this thing. But it was my first completed fic, and so I have to keep it for sentimentality.) Doctor Who fic. Set after season 6-ish? It's a little hazy. Mostly canon, all the usual suspects are paired. Pretty much a reunion adventure romp.) Rose and 10.5 are living blissfully married, growing their family together when they're interrupted by a drowning man at sea. The Doctor. Meanwhile, Donna has an unusual reaction to a bolt of lighting to the head, she regenerates. 11 is on his way to a space circus when he receives a distress beacon from a familiar face, his own. They all crowd together to revisit the one place they never should, Gallifrey.

The Last: Doctor Who fic. Set during 'The God Complex'. A view into the Doctors room, his greatest fear, while he and his companions are trapped on the intergalactic prison.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Epistolary: The 50 Years Before We Were Born by Maribor reviews
In 1942 Manhattan, Amy contacts Edwin Bracewell & begins a friendship that will last half a century. Through correspondence & journals spanning 50 years she & Rory leave a chronicle of their lives and a legacy for the Doctor to remember them by. Post The Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 268 - Words: 339,859 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Side By Side by Gil Shalos1 reviews
Killeen Hanmount followed Cullen to Haven because he wanted to save the world - and her world isn't worth saving without him in it. But watching the man who sees her as a good friend fall in love with the beautiful Herald turns out to be even harder than watching the world fall apart. The events of Dragon Age: Inquisition from the perspective of Cullen's loyal second-in-command.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,473 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Cullen, Cassandra P., OC, Dorian - Complete
The Hollow Man by Sarbrook.Writless reviews
Jane has a run-of-the-mill life. The same hopes, troubles, and nightmares about a strange faceless man who follows her into her waking hours as everyone else. The last one is a little worrying. But everything changes when a lunatic follows her home, babbling about a monster in her basement. After that, she just can't seem to shake the guy and run-of-the-mill is a thing of the past.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,593 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, OC - Complete
How to Fall in Love with a Time Traveller by c1araoswa1d reviews
Clara knew it was time to let the Doctor go, but after their final goodbye, she finds he hasn't quite left her where she should be and her guide 'home' is the last face she expected to see again.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,545 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Clara O., 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor - Complete
A Strange World by thehonorarycompanion reviews
Travelling with the Doctor makes you laugh, cry, throw things and, on occasion, nearly die. Series of one-shots. 11/OC.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 37,628 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - 11th Doctor
Crossing Timestreams by SarBrook reviews
A malfunctioning vortex manipulator. A confused girl. Lots of spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,002 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
The Last Time by thehonorarycompanion reviews
They say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time. OC death. 11/OC.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Matters Concerning Holloway's Angels by Bob the Robot reviews
For those searching for truth, evidence is always needed for conviction. But what evidence is there to prove the existence of Angels? Doctor Who OC
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Complete
A Promise of Forever by bluedawn01 reviews
A mysterious blonde girl keeps showing up in each of the Doctor's lives, only staying long enough each time to save his life and slowly steal his hearts. By the time he figures out who she is, is it too late for their promise of forever?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,091 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Rose T. - Complete
One Moment in Time by Brownbug reviews
Master/ Time Lady OC: "Two bitter enemies, only one chance to escape. Tejana, the Doctor's daughter, born from an arranged marriage before her father ever left Gallifrey. And the Master, Gallifrey's most infamous son. Both of them, stranded on Gallifrey on the Last Day of the Time War. So what happens when they need each other to escape from the doom of the Moment?" Set Post-EoT.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,422 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - The Master - Complete
Lives Behind Us by Marmelatta reviews
And it's stupid, really, because Gallifrey is dying and all she can think about is one lonely man, one wonderful man travelling the stars with a stolen TARDIS and a grin that can light up the firmament. Romana/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Romana III, 9th Doctor - Complete
Rule Eleven by Flaignhan reviews
Make a wish.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Since Time Immemorial by Aietradaea reviews
The fire has died, and all that's left is the ice and rage. And the Master refuses to accept what he's lost.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2011 - The Master, Valeyard - Complete
Return to The Valiant by Brownbug reviews
Master/ Time Lady OC: "The Master has used the Cardiff Rift to send himself and Tejana back to The Year That Never Was, aiming to change history and conquer the Universe. But the Rift is very unstable and unpredictable. Unbeknown to the Master, something else has come through with them. And this time around, he just may not be the 'biggest bad' on board The Valiant". 4th in series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,791 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
On That Day by Brownbug reviews
There were no cracks in the episode "Vincent and the Doctor". Or were there? One-shot. Warning: Some tiny spoilers for The Pandorica Opens.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Best Temp In Chiswick by truly unruly reviews
Oneshot. "And it didn’t matter that her last moments would be quick, yet torturous agony in the arms of this man, her Spaceman. What mattered was that she wasn’t dying a faceless nobody. She was dying as Donna Noble … best temp in Chiswick."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Human Weakness by delicate one reviews
The Doctor tries something...Ten,OC. Smut, I'm afraid. Sorry.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/25/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Perfect Ten by Random-Battlecry reviews
She made the mistake of asking him to make dinner. The TARDIS substitutes, broccoli is integrated, and chaos, unsurprisingly, ensues. Sorry about the kittens. RosexTen
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Supernova reviews
Fitz is taking a break from being an interstellar magnet of chaos. It's going great, until some woman pops in from the future and kidnaps her. Into the wrong universe. Now they're stuck together until they can find a way back, or until the end of the universe. Which might be coming up sooner rather than later. She did try to stay out of it. Sort of. Part three of Starlight series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,793 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [OC, The Master] 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
The Gallifreyan reviews
Calypso's disposition to hurtling through time meant she was bound to cross paths with the Doctor. Unfortunately, their meetings are rarely in order. Despite the Doctor's penchant for trouble and unusual personality, Calypso begins to look forward to these trips. But with each new adventure, she begins to fear she may be approaching the end. Original episodes, AU-ish.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 163,418 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 1/26/2012 - [OC, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor] Donna N.
The Doctor and the Almost Companions reviews
There's a good reason the Doctor travels alone sometimes. These are a few of them. A collection of one shots starring a multitude of characters, but mostly the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor
Keeping the Stars Apart reviews
Fitz is traveling with the Doctor again. Why? Because she's an idiot. An idiot who apparently hasn't gotten her fill of all the running, near deaths, poor life choices, and completely awkward ass situations that she seems to get herself into. Seriously, it cannot be stressed enough. Do not hang out with time lords. Part Two of Starlight Series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,709 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [The Master, OC] Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
Starlight reviews
The Master survives his struggle with Rassilon miraculously unscathed. In a search for purpose, he finds Fitz. A profoundly unusual and infuriating young woman who's inexplicably wearing a time lord around her neck. One that's intent on killing her, and everything in the universe. They certainly like to keep things interesting. First in Starlight Series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,398 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - [The Master, OC] Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
Keeping the Stars Apart: 18-5 reviews
Extended smut chapter for 'Keeping the Stars Apart'.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [The Master, OC] - Complete
A Starlight Christmas reviews
Scrooge McDuck is being his usual grouchy self, even in the face of Christmas-ville. Still, sometimes miracles happen on the holidays, like, maybe he'll be a decent person instead of a Grinch? I have my doubts. Worst case scenario, I can throw some snow down his shirt. And make him wear this ugly hat I bought him. That'll make me feel better. AU Starlight one-shot. Fluff
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [The Master, OC] - Complete
Quest for Water reviews
Enslaved by raiders who destroyed her life, a woman with a gift struggles to find reasons to live. Survival is key to another, no matter how much he has to learn to hate himself to accomplish it. A hopefully engrossing tale of life in the wastes.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/10/2009
Time Lord Unyielding reviews
The Doctor Donna has returned! 10 has made a surprising split regeneration, and 11 is in charge of fixing the mess. Old companions, and 10.5 are in the mix as well as they return to the one place they never should have, Gallifrey. Reunion adventure!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,655 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The Last reviews
Set in "The God Complex" We watch as the Doctor confronts his ultimate fear in the intergalactic prison that holds him and his companions hostage. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete