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Author has written 9 stories for High School Musical, Harry Potter, and Hannah Montana.

'Sup? My name is Jordyn. I'm a girl. 12.

I was born in New Zealand and lived there for the first nine years of my life. I was forced to move : and now have evil family members. ((I feel like Cinderella.)) Oh, well. Hope my mother don't die on me like Cindy's dad. ANYWAY...

Okay, before you read all of this pysco crazi randomness, I've decided to put a normal-ish thing down at the very bottom, but I'm NOT doing the stupid, lame, annoying gay thing of putting what stories I'm working on up, because you can look down two inches and see that! DUH! So, if you want to read total randomness and stupidity, read all of this, and If not go down to where you see a bigg YELLOW line.

I'm probably one of the most randomest peepsles yuv ever met. Read my stories and you'll find out why. Keep reading and you'll find out why. MUHEYHEYHEYHAHEYHEYHEYHAHEYHAHEYHEYHA!

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought
about before...

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

Why do we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Who was the first person to look at an egg come out of a chicken and say
"That looks like some good eatin!"?

Why do toasters always have a setting that turns the toast into a charcoal
briquette , which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy standtall while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

(_)Ha! Like my smiley face? Took moi forever.Never mind.

You get a cookie. What kind would you like. Too bad, I can't make "virtual cookies".

Do you like Fall Out Boy? Haven't heard of them? Well, that's too bad because NOW YOU DIE!MUHAHAHAHAAAAA! Get over it.

Panic! At the Disco rox my F-ING SOX! W00t, W00t!

Do you like HIM? Haven't heard of them? ((See above))

Do you like Bam? Haven't heard of him? ((See above))

Do you like Green Day? Haven't heard of them? ((See above))


Avenged Sevenfold?




Black-eyed peas?

That's enough. OK. I stop. Foreign person stop. Hehe!


Okay. Enough. If you're still reading, good for you. Tell me and I'll give you something.Dunno what.

Did you know,

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Shout out to

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They're cool. Cooler than you. You're not on my list. P.M me and maybe you will be. Cliche busters suck, tho. They're only on there so that I can P.M them w/out doing much work. Yes, I AM lazy. (_)

You may have noticed but I'm random and probably very egotistical in your point of view. Unless your on my list.

If you're still reading this, you MEDAL! That's it. Go buy youself one.

okay, I would like to make one thing clear, I absolutely hate reading Lily and James fanfics. They just bug me. They make me mad for some reason. Don't ask me why, they just do. Muhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sorry. Keep reading.

People who suck:

Keegan O.

Santana S.

Nolan M.

Brandon S.

Shawna W.

Meagn B. (Boobriou, Arie made it up, cuz Jamie couldn't say it.)

Amy F.

Colin I.

Eric S. (FYI, it.)

IFNA peeps

((May add to list later.))

People who rock my sox:

Sammy S.

Amber H.

Michele L. ((RandomlyWierd101))

Jamie P.

Ariena A. (MitchelMussoIsHot)



Brendon Urie! (AHH, so... aahhh))

Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III!

Patrick Stump!

Tyson Ritter!

Nick Wheeler!

The previous five people are all... ahhh... srry, I drifted... off. But you cannot deny the hottness being emitted form their... HOTTNESS! Srry, I'll... I'll try and... uh... control.. my... ah... emotions. I've never actually met them, and if you have, give me your address so I can kill you! No, but uh, yea, they are so hott.

((To be added to later))

Okay, me and my brother were having this gayass conversation a while ago. Here it goes,

Him: Isn't this guy the man? ((He was playing Morrowind, and I don't give a crap))

Me: Uh, no.

Him: What? He's so kool. Like just look at him.

Me: Again, no. He's just weird, and ugly.

Him: What? You just don't get this stuff. ((He is a supernerd. He took an online test and confirmed it. He's even proud of it! I mean, seriously!))

Me: What stuff.

Him: The whole, koolness stuff. You'll never be kool.((Again, he's a super nerd, and he's telling me what's supposed to be kool. I mean, seriously, tell me who's right. An awesomely perfect ((lie)) seventh grader like me, or a completely nerdy gayass stupid needs-to-die ninth grader ((truth)) like him?))

So what do you think. He's like yelling at me about what's kool, and I just tune him out, like I always do. I mean, he thinks a shiny dude that floats is kool. I mean, I would like to float, but I mean, seriously, I would rather eat dog crap then listen to him rant and rant and not shut up. Seriously. And when I don't pay attention, and call him a jackass, he kicks me in the eye, and I can't see for the rest of the night. And the dumbest thing is, he goes "oops" like he pulled it off smoothly. He thinks he's a big hott-shot, and he is soooooo not.

Sorry, I needed to vent my rage somewhere. Thanks for listening, and you deserve something. Uh... Um...Let's see... you already have a medal, and a cookie... ... err... ... I know! I got it, I got it! And I lost it... ... That's it! A trophy! Go get one. Play soccer or something, and win one, cuz I'm keeping all mine. Hehe.


I am completly, and totally obsessed with Brendon Urie (Arie says Brendon Urine and I get mad at her. She laughs and yeah.)

Arie can't spell. Shes sitting next to me saying that I'm spelling this stuff wrong. Lol.

Theres a lot of other things about Arie, that are very strange. If I named them all, I would be typing for the rest of my life. (Sry, Arie, I luv ya, but Stale Cheetos and Grandma's toaster? You r so weird...)

she studies her toes. (Hey, u told me 2.)

She thinks a pencil shArpener is called a pencil shRapner. (Again, u told me 2.)

She looks like Dorothy. You know, "Todo, we're not in Kansas anymore"

That's all for now. I'll add later,



Oh, and P.S. if your reading this, please, please, please P.M me. Just to say "Hi" or something, because right now, I have, like no social life.

P.P.S, What's a C2 community?

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Okay, here's like the favorite things and other stuff;


food: edible
sport: swimming
ship: one that floats. No, uhm, Miley-Oliver
desert: banana split
movie: Little Black Book
T.V. Show: well, I have a bunch, Anything on fuse, The suite life of Zack+Cody, Hannah Montana, Emergency Vets, Animal Miracles, Backyard Habitat, ((anything on animal planet))
Thing: My Nintendo DS, and Nintendogs.

okay, now for the things I hate;

food: mushrooms. ((Ack))
sport: football
ship: Ginny Draco ((seriously eww))
desert: I cannot tell a lie, I love them all.
movie: Ultraviolet ((I mean, come on, it had potential, but it turned out sucky))
T.V Show: Erm. Gimme a sec. I'm going to have to do some thinking... ... I got it! and then I lost it again...
... okay. it would have to beee...
... Final Fu. I just hate that show.
Thing: Cheerleaders. I know they're not a "thing" but they seriously suck.

So, I guess that's all. Erm, I liked my original better. Okay P.M me, cuz I am seriously bored. Geez, look, I took the time to write this, didn't I?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

p.s making fun of someone won't get you anywhere in the future. but being nice will: it's called sucking up. Lol! If your a suck-up sometimes and proud of it...Paste this on your profile!

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How did that Happen? by julezz30 reviews
Hermione recieves a daydream potion. Little does she know that Malfoy will be in it, or that Draco recieved one too. DMHG. Now what exactly are the dreams about? RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Malfoy Family by BehindBlueEyes52 reviews
HIATUS Revising Draco and Hermione got married one drunked night together.Being a Malfoy, Draco is legally bound to a family contract that states the couple married cannot get divorced, and they must produce and heir in the first two years of marriage
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just Six Months by AngelD88 reviews
Gabriella thought everything was going good in her life, but then she gets horrible news. News that could not only change her life, but the life of all her friends and family. Will she be able to handle it?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,657 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006
Chronic Tonic Love by Rockin'The'Shame reviews
DracoHarry. Draco expiriences a slew of events which bring him to one conclusion, THIS MUST BE A SLASH FIC! He sacrifices something dear to him for the one he loves. This is humor, no angst for me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lock em up and throw away the key by catgurlfurreel2 reviews
Hermione and Draco are locked in the greenhouse for more than a month. what will become of them? the sequel starts at chapter 10 and so on. two stories in 1. yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,972 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tease by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Malfoy's his usual cocky self, always teasing Hermione with sexual humor. Perfect way to embarrass a bookworm prude! But Hermione decides that Malfoy needs to learn a lesson on taking jokes too far. She's not going to hide behind her books anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When you walked into my life by dracogirl9891 reviews
HERMIONES REALLY EVIL! thats all i shall say...for now
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione's Blonde Secrets by shesmyfavorite reviews
DMHG The Gryffindor Princess has a dark secret that can no longer be kept in the dark. Can our favorite Slytherin rebel be the father he never knew? Read and find out! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,921 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Without a Home by sugar n spice7493 reviews
Due to terrible events Hermione is left homeless in the streets. She is taken in by Draco Malfoy. Who does not recognize her while she recognizes him. He plans to get rid of her as soon as possible, but will he? Or will he give this homeless girl a home?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Didn't Want Them to Know by SimplyHermione reviews
Complete. HGDM. Hermione has some problems at home. Can Malfoy help her before it's too late? Recently bumped to M just in case for violence/trauma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deception, What Is The True Meaning by FntsyDncr3168 reviews
When your heart is speaking to you, your common sense takes over, that's what is supposed to happen, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Magic Mirror by Ms. Nobody reviews
Oneshot, post war, about Harry's miserable life. Minor slash near the end if you don't like, don't read. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eyes by darkligthshadow reviews
It is our first day and I received an owl I do not know who sent it, it says that we will meet each other in the bench that is next to the whomping willow at eigth o’clock sharp I want to know who is it so I'll go....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Teenage Forbids by RandomlyWeird101 reviews
[Hannah Montana] Miley,Lily and the rest of the Stewart family go to L.A for the summer.Miley accedently falls for someone she works with.R&R.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006
Girly Girl by metric-electric reviews
One makeover and boom: Hermione Granger is the hottest thing in hogwarts. One compliment gets her interested in someone she's hated for six years: Draco Malfoy. DHr some RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The End of Something New by start-of-something-new10 reviews
A little memoir written by Troy in Gabriella's yearbook before they go their separate ways after graduation.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
I Write Sins Not Tragedies by unicornonthecob reviews
A songfic to Panic! at the Disco's I Write Sins Not Tragedies. HarryGinny..sort of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I Don't Know You by ciaosushi reviews
Draco develops an interest in Hermione, and when he tries to get to know her, he discovers emotions for her that he would have never expected. But can Hermione accept her new feelings in spite of the opinion of the Wizarding World? COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fear, Love, and Help by Rocky28 reviews
How Bailey thinks. And what she doesn't and wants people to know about her disease. I don't blame you if you don't think that it is very good. Please R & R.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Secret Places by ninigaar reviews
Ever since they had been 10 they had known each other, but will they be able to recognise each other when the time is right.... DMHG First fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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As We Go On reviews
Oliver discovers a feeling inside, that he knew was there, but had ignored. Until now. Title may change
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007
BANANAS reviews
A young girls dream becomes a teenagers reality.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2007
Jealousy reviews
Hey. So basiclly sp? Miley and Oliver get together, and people get Jealous. Hmm...... Just please read.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006
We don't know each other reviews
It's a HGDM fic. A little HGRW. R&R I've told you before, I suck at summarys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gabby troubles reviews
Too many things wrong in Gabby's life. R&R They get fixed.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006
Madly in love,Maybe,I'm not sure
Harry and Hermione are together. R&R. I suck at summarys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,801 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Die, Snape, Die! reviews
I was feeling bored and i don't like Snape. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Bye, bye Draco reviews
I was bored and was in the mood for death. Read or Die!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry is bad HAHAHAHAHAHA! reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete