Author has written 9 stories for High School Musical, Harry Potter, and Hannah Montana.
'Sup? My name is Jordyn. I'm a girl. 12.
I was born in New Zealand and lived there for the first nine years of my life. I was forced to move : and now have evil family members. ((I feel like Cinderella.)) Oh, well. Hope my mother don't die on me like Cindy's dad. ANYWAY...
Okay, before you read all of this pysco crazi randomness, I've decided to put a normal-ish thing down at the very bottom, but I'm NOT doing the stupid, lame, annoying gay thing of putting what stories I'm working on up, because you can look down two inches and see that! DUH! So, if you want to read total randomness and stupidity, read all of this, and If not go down to where you see a bigg YELLOW line.
I'm probably one of the most randomest peepsles yuv ever met. Read my stories and you'll find out why. Keep reading and you'll find out why. MUHEYHEYHEYHAHEYHEYHEYHAHEYHAHEYHEYHA!
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
Why do we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
Who was the first person to look at an egg come out of a chicken and say
Why do toasters always have a setting that turns the toast into a charcoal
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
Why does Goofy standtall while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
(_)Ha! Like my smiley face? Took moi forever.Never mind.
You get a cookie. What kind would you like. Too bad, I can't make "virtual cookies".
Do you like Fall Out Boy? Haven't heard of them? Well, that's too bad because NOW YOU DIE!MUHAHAHAHAAAAA! Get over it.
Panic! At the Disco rox my F-ING SOX! W00t, W00t!
Do you like HIM? Haven't heard of them? ((See above))
Do you like Bam? Haven't heard of him? ((See above))
Do you like Green Day? Haven't heard of them? ((See above))
That's enough. OK. I stop. Foreign person stop. Hehe!
YAHOOOUOOO! WEEEEEEEE! ME LIKEY, LIKEY CHOCO-LATTE. HAHA! VEGIE-TABLES TASTE GWOSS!I LIKE ICE CREAM!MOMMY, I WANNA GETTA ICE KEAM CONE!
Okay. Enough. If you're still reading, good for you. Tell me and I'll give you something.Dunno what.
Did you know,
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Shout out to
remove 1. AngelD88 883543
They're cool. Cooler than you. You're not on my list. P.M me and maybe you will be. Cliche busters suck, tho. They're only on there so that I can P.M them w/out doing much work. Yes, I AM lazy. (_)
You may have noticed but I'm random and probably very egotistical in your point of view. Unless your on my list.
If you're still reading this, you deserve...um...ah...A MEDAL! That's it. Go buy youself one.
okay, I would like to make one thing clear, I absolutely hate reading Lily and James fanfics. They just bug me. They make me mad for some reason. Don't ask me why, they just do. Muhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sorry. Keep reading.
People who suck:
Meagn B. (Boobriou, Arie made it up, cuz Jamie couldn't say it.)
Eric S. (FYI, it.)
((May add to list later.))
People who rock my sox:
Michele L. ((RandomlyWierd101))
Ariena A. (MitchelMussoIsHot)
FALL OUT BOY!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
PANIC! AT THE DISCO! W00t W00t!
Brendon Urie! (AHH, so... aahhh))
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III!
The previous five people are all... ahhh... srry, I drifted... off. But you cannot deny the hottness being emitted form their... HOTTNESS! Srry, I'll... I'll try and... uh... control.. my... ah... emotions. I've never actually met them, and if you have, give me your address so I can kill you! No, but uh, yea, they are so hott.
((To be added to later))
Okay, me and my brother were having this gayass conversation a while ago. Here it goes,
Him: Isn't this guy the man? ((He was playing Morrowind, and I don't give a crap))
Me: Uh, no.
Him: What? He's so kool. Like just look at him.
Me: Again, no. He's just weird, and ugly.
Him: What? You just don't get this stuff. ((He is a supernerd. He took an online test and confirmed it. He's even proud of it! I mean, seriously!))
Me: What stuff.
Him: The whole, koolness stuff. You'll never be kool.((Again, he's a super nerd, and he's telling me what's supposed to be kool. I mean, seriously, tell me who's right. An awesomely perfect ((lie)) seventh grader like me, or a completely nerdy gayass stupid needs-to-die ninth grader ((truth)) like him?))
So what do you think. He's like yelling at me about what's kool, and I just tune him out, like I always do. I mean, he thinks a shiny dude that floats is kool. I mean, I would like to float, but I mean, seriously, I would rather eat dog crap then listen to him rant and rant and not shut up. Seriously. And when I don't pay attention, and call him a jackass, he kicks me in the eye, and I can't see for the rest of the night. And the dumbest thing is, he goes "oops" like he pulled it off smoothly. He thinks he's a big hott-shot, and he is soooooo not.
Sorry, I needed to vent my rage somewhere. Thanks for listening, and you deserve something. Uh... Um...Let's see... you already have a medal, and a cookie... ... err... ... I know! I got it, I got it! And I lost it... ... That's it! A trophy! Go get one. Play soccer or something, and win one, cuz I'm keeping all mine. Hehe.
READ THIS IF U LIKE ARIE'S WRITING SO I CAN HUMILIATE HER!!!!
I am completly, and totally obsessed with Brendon Urie (Arie says Brendon Urine and I get mad at her. She laughs and yeah.)
Arie can't spell. Shes sitting next to me saying that I'm spelling this stuff wrong. Lol.
Theres a lot of other things about Arie, that are very strange. If I named them all, I would be typing for the rest of my life. (Sry, Arie, I luv ya, but Stale Cheetos and Grandma's toaster? You r so weird...)
she studies her toes. (Hey, u told me 2.)
She thinks a pencil shArpener is called a pencil shRapner. (Again, u told me 2.)
She looks like Dorothy. You know, "Todo, we're not in Kansas anymore"
That's all for now. I'll add later,
Oh, and P.S. if your reading this, please, please, please P.M me. Just to say "Hi" or something, because right now, I have, like no social life.
P.P.S, What's a C2 community?
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Okay, here's like the favorite things and other stuff;
okay, now for the things I hate;
food: mushrooms. ((Ack))
So, I guess that's all. Erm, I liked my original better. Okay P.M me, cuz I am seriously bored. Geez, look, I took the time to write this, didn't I?
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
p.s making fun of someone won't get you anywhere in the future. but being nice will: it's called sucking up. Lol! If your a suck-up sometimes and proud of it...Paste this on your profile!
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