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The Big Debate...Couplings
RENT- MarkMimi, MarkJoanne, AngelCollins
Breakfast Club- AndyAllison
Harry Potter- HermioneRon, DracoGinny, DracoHermione, HarryGinny
Pirates of the Caribbean- JackElizabeth (after seeing Dead Man's Chest, I love this!)
Law and Order SVU- OliviaElliot, AlexFin
Friends- RachelRoss, ChandlerMonica, JoeyPhoebe (Can't picture it? Visit )
My Favorite Quotes from...
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze."
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
Law and Order SVU
Police Psychiatrist: We still have 45 minutes.
Fin Tutuola: You have the right to an attorney and if you throw up in my car, I'll kill ya.
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?
Olivia: He smells expensive.
Joey: I'm saying I see a difference.
Joey: Hey Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Chandler: 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you.'
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
Janice: You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!
Ross: Alright. Your money's mine, Green.