Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter.
Hi. Below is what is left of my pre-teen self. I am slightly more mature now (hopefully), although my interests remain the same, with the addition of David Bowie. Feel free to PM me if you want to chat :) I am also trying to get started writing again (gosh, it's been years!) so I would love a challenge.
Real name: I'm not gonna tell you, deal with it. However, you may address me as Q (a nickname given to me by the lovely Kogoro), Quizzle (a nickname given to me by the awesomely awesome MismatchedToeSocks), Captain Lizzie Sparrow, Captain Jackie Sparrow, Captain, Mrs. Captain Sparrow, Mrs. Depp, or Your Royal Highness, QueenOfSparrabeth (the your royal highness part is optional :-). PICK ONE NOW!!
Contact: I've created a special screen name on AIM just for this purpose, so you can now IM me at queenofsparabeth if you have any questions, but I'd prefer that you just leave a PM! Also you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
An Awesome Johnny Depp Cheer Written By Why Is The Rum Gone Cuz Ur Sexy (I've memorized this!!):
JOHNNY DEPP IS AWESOME,
AND JOHNNY DEPP IS HOT!!
NO MAN CAN COMPARE TO JOHNNY,
'CUZ HE'S EV'RYTHING YOU'RE NOT!!
BUT JOHNNY DEPP HAS A GIRLFRIEND,
HE'S DECADES OLDER THAN ME,
BUT I GOT MY G-FRIENDS SUPPORTIN',
'HE'S OUR MAN FROM KENTUCKY!!
SOME GIRLS, THEY MAY BE PLAYIN'!!
BUT WE'RE LOYAL TO THE END!!
WE'LL STICK WITH HIM FOREVER,
HE AIN'T NO TWO-MONTH TREND!!
WOOOOOOO!! GO JOHNNY!! HE'S KICK-ASS!! YEAH!!
Things to copy and paste:
If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistrey between them that they can out run any ship in the caribbean than copy and paste this in your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)
If, at the point in AWE when Elizabeth says, "You thought I loved him" about Jack, you screamed out "YOU DO!" at the top of your lungs, causing everyone in the immediate vicinity to look at you, copy this into your profile.
If you support Sparrabeth because Will is a silly pansy, copy this into your profile.
If you support Sparrabeth because forbidden love is always the best kind, copy this into your profile.
If you support Sparrabeth because it is one of the few romances out there that is truly tragic, copy this into your profile.
If you support Sparrabeth because of the looks (filled with love) that Jack gives Elizabeth nearly ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, copy this into your profile.
If you support Sparrabeth because...you support Sparrabeth, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the curse of the Flying Dutchman is not broken and Will and Elizabeth will never be together, and if you believe that the son of Elizabeth is Jack's son, copy and paste this into your profile!
If, following the results of the 2008 Oscars, you feel like shooting Daniel Day-Lewis in the head, or at least kicking him where it hurts, for beating Johnny Depp to Best Actor, copy this into your profile.
If your heart broke for Sweeney Todd when he cried out, "No! Did no-one have mercy on her?", copy this into your profile.
If you don't like Toby anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you randomly sing Sweeney Todd songs during the day, causing your friends to sing it too, copy this into your profile.
If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you are so obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean that your obsession has spread to your friends so you now have a whole crew of pirates which you are the captain of and you all go to the little kids playground and commandeer their wooden toy ship frequently (and you understood that), copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are obsessed with Johnny Depp and you love him to death copy and paste this to your profile.
If you would do ANYTHING to be trapped in an elevator with Johnny Depp for 2 days, copy and paste this into your profile!
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days...
A friend helps you up when you fall. A BEST friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A BEST friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP-, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow.
If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when you found out that Johnny Depp is getting married, put this in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!
Pi dy/dx = PIRATE!! If you're so obsessed with POTC that that just made you like math a little bit more, copy and paste this into your profile!!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have ever sung “99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen or is a vampire but it would be a really awesome perk), copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires, post this onto your profile.
If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Twilight copy and paste this on to your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
"One of the greatest things I've ever seen happen was the morning I opened the newspaper and it said that some very powerful government officials had decided to change the name of "french fries" to "freedom fries" and "french toast" to "freedom toast". It was impressive. I wanted to write a letter to them just to thank them, just for proving globally that they were absolute imbeciles." --Johnny Depp
"If laughing makes you live longer then we're going to live forever!!" --Me and my friends.
"(in a fake British accent) I'm Harry Potter! Do you want to cha-cha Snape?" --My friend being crazy
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." --CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
"Where is it? Where is the thump thump??" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt, and guess what's inside it!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Cuttlefish. Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish. Flippant glorious little sausages. Pen 'em up together and they'll devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it?...or... or...fish nature. So yes, we could hole up here well provisioned and well armed and half of us would be dead within the month, which seems quite grim to me any way you slice it. Or, as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful. I rather doubt it. Can we in fact pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipso loquitur tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are comin' out of me mouth, Captain Swann. We must fight. " --Captain Jack Sparrow
"My peanut!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"NOBODY MOVE! Dropped me brain!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Gentlemen, I wash my hands at this weirdness!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Afraid to get wet?" --Davy Jones
"It's a Sparrabethical World!!" --The almighty ME!!
"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request." --Hector Barbossa
"You smell funny!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"You're not a eunuch, are you?" -- Captain Jack Sparrow
"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"We must fight... to run away." --Captain Jack Sparrow
(in abnormally high pitched voice) "And so, we shall go to war!" --Sri Sumbahjee (did I spell his name right?)
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they go by." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"I LOVE this song!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"But why is the rum gone?" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Well thats just maddeningly unhelpful!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"One word love: curiosity." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Ello, poppet" --Pintel
"Peas in a pod, darlin'" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Welcome to the caribbean, love" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Jack: Darlin', I am truly unhappy to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jone's crew.
Elizabeth: Davy Jones?
Norrington: Oh, please. The Captain of the Flying Dutchman?
Jack: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
Norry: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack- You smell funny." --James Norrington, Elizabeth Swann, and CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
"Alas, my children! You will always remember this as the day that you (SPLASH!) Captain Jack Sparrow." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Evenin' Guvna. Shame, that. He was carrying this. It's a letter to the king. It's from you." --Mercer
"Curse ya for breathin' you slack-jawed idiot!" --Gibbs
"The captain seems to be acting a bit strange. Er." --Marty
"Now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Will: You cheated.
Jack: Pirate!" -- Will "The Whelp" Turner and Captain Jack Sparrow
"I'm not sorry." (for kissing him!! Sparrabeth forever!! lol!)--Elizabeth Swann
"But why? W-why would he do that? Well, because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited! (giggles)" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"My soul, I do swear for a breeze. A gust. A whisper. A tiny, minuscule lick." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Oh, Jack it must have been terrible! WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"No wind... Well of course there's no bloody wind!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Guard the boat, mind the tide...Don't touch my dirt." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"No. I wouldn't allow it. Can you imagine Augustus-Flavored Chocolate-Coated Gloop? Ew! No one would buy it." --Willy Wonka
"Uh, well... sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through. If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?" --Willy Wonka
"Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!" --Willy Wonka
"Jack: I LOVE that song. And really BAD eggs. And when I get back, I'll teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it ALL the time..
Elizabeth: And you'll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the entire Spanish Main!
Jack: ..Not just the Spanish Main, luv. The entire ocean...the entire WORLD." --Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann
"Beckett: You're mad!
Jack: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work." --Lord Cutler Beckett and Captain Jack Sparrow
"We're going to commandeer THAT boat, it's a nautical term." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." --Rhett Butler
"Davy Jones: I can't be summoned like some mongrel pup'ah.
Cutler Beckett: Apparently you can." --DJ and Becky
"My singing is not unlike the mating call of a rutting stag" --Johnny Depp
"Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most!" --Willy Wonka
"I FEEEEEEELLLL YOOOOUUUU JOOOHHHAAANNNNAAAAAA" --The Oh-So-Gay Anthony
"At your service." --Sweeney Todd sounding exactly like Captain Jack Sparrow
"How 'bout a shave?" --Sweeney Todd sounding exactly like Captain Jack Sparrow
"Behold, I shall now quote Captain Jack Sparrow and Shakespeare AT THE SAME TIME; Rum-eth, oh rum-eth, wherefore art thou rum-eth? Savvy?" --ME!!
"I may sound like a strangled cat." --Johnny Depp
"Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Everything in this room is eat-able. Even I'm eat-able! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies!" --Willy Wonka
"MOOSHOO PORK! MOOSHOO PORK!" --My friends' and my interpretation of what the Pelegostos are shouting during one scene on Cannibal Island.
"Beggar Woman: BEADLE! DEEDLE! DEEDLE! Beadle-deedle-dumpling! Beadle-dumpling! B'deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle
Sweeney Todd: WHO ARE YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
BW: Hey.. don't I... know you... mister?
The Oh-so-gay Anthony: Mr. Todd? Mr. Todd?
ST's thoughts: Oh shit!
ST: (slits BW's throat)
BW: (falls in) (more blood)
ST's thoughts: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
ST a few hours later: LUUUUCCCCYYYYY!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (kills Mrs. Lovett)" --One of my favorite scenes from Sweeney Todd, performed by Sweeney Todd, the Beggar Woman, and the oh-so-gay Anthony
"Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts! I love peanuts!
Wily Wonka: Thank you! You smell like old people... and soap... I like it!"
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