Author has written 34 stories for Gargoyles, Ninja Turtles, Gundam Wing/AC, Xiaolin Showdown, Transformers/Beast Wars, Elder Scroll series, Ouran High School Host Club, Transformers, Slender, Mass Effect, Style Savvy, and Undertale.
Story Update information:
What we Never Knew: So with this story I'm not quite sure if I will be continuing it or not currently I have come to a stand still with it. I like the concept and the story but I just can't seem to keep it moving along. I apologize to people reading this story but it will be on the dreaded Hiatus until further notice. Sorry again.(01/08/14)
List your favorite Transformers characters – and act as if you were actually in the game:
1. Ratchet (Any)
2. Starscream (Any)
3. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe (They get listed as one to me)
4. Dinobot (Beast Wars duh!)
5. Prowl and Jazz (They get listed as one to me)
6. Barricade (Movie)
7. Sideways (Animated)
8. Knock Out(Prime)
9. Ravage (G1)
10.Jetfire and Jetstorm (Animated)
Then ask the following questions...
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Xantall: Run like a little bitch! If Ratchet woke me up then he was going to kill me for something Sideswipe blamed me for. -.-
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Sideswipe: *bolts into the bathroom* Xan save me! *grabs Xantall hiding behind her*
Sunstreaker: She can't help you! *stalks in after his twin*
Xantall: Um... guys? I'm naked here.
Twins: *shutter optics and smile*
Sideswipe: So how you doin?
Sunstreaker: *leans in closer* Want me to paint you like one of those French girls?
Xantall: *blushes and snatches a towel before running out the door with twins in pursuit* Ratchet Save me!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Xantall*blink* Um... *tries to fight back laugh. fails miserably*
Xantall: Did you get Ravage pregnant and this is to protect his honor and yours?
Dinobot: *pulls out weapon* Prepare yourself for death.
Xantall: Totally worth it! *Sprints off being chased by Dinobot*
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Prowl: *Sets down a plate of gray glop*
Xantall: Um Prowl what is this? *pokes at it with a fork*
Prowl: It's a blend of nutrients you need per meal 3 times daily.
Xantall: It looks gross. *licks the fork that had been poking it* and it tastes gross.
Prowl: It doesn't matter how it looks or tastes. *glares* You need to eat it.
Xantall: Jazz, Prowl is trying to make me eat something gross!
Jazz: You're on your own, little lady.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Xantall: Alright! *fist pumps then tackles Sideways* I want to meet Uncle Unicron!
Sideways: *shutters optics* You're not right in the head, are you?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Xantall: *looks at the Austin Martin half stuck in the wall* Playing with something you shouldn't have?
Knock Out: Shut up and get a chisel.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Xantall: *blinks* Did you understand that?
Borellean: *shakes head* Not in the least.
Ravage: *growls and starts to stalk forward*
Borellean: I got that one! Later Xantall! *Disappears via teleporter*
Xantall: Oh yeah leave me here with a pissed off Kitty Con!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Xantall: *Looks at the jet twins flying with music playing* Jetfire, Jetstorm! *waves hands trying to get their attention* Hey guys! *after about five minutes gives up
and goes inside*
Jetfire: *Turns down external speakers* Brother, was Miss Xantall be calling us?
Jetstorm: I not knowing brother. The music was being too loud.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Xantall: Ratchet their going to kill me!
Ratchet: *picks up Xantall* What did you do now?
Xantall: *crosses arms and pouts* Oh just because It's always my fault I had to have done something this time. Where's the love man?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Xantall: *curled up in a corner*
Dinobot: *comes though the fire* Xantall, let's go we're moving!
Xantall: *doesn't move*
Dinobot: *growls and picks her up*
Xantall: *warps her arms around his neck hiding her face*
Dinobot: *sighs* I have you, no fear.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Prowl: I wouldn't do that.
Jazz: *turns on his recording device* Do it!
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Xantall: *dressed in a wedding gown and all dolled up*
Jetfire and Jetstorm: *dressed in tuxes*
Ratchet: Well she's weird and they are twins. *walks away*
Xantall: Aw come on I wanted him to glitch! *a loud crash echoes nearby*
Jazz: Prowl! *leans down over the glitched Autobot* Prowler, stay with me!
Xantall: Sweetness! I got Prowl's battle computer to glitch. Score!
Sideswipe: Well, we would like...
Sunstreaker: ...you to score...
Together: ...in our berth.
Xantall: *nose starts to bleed as she hides behind Jetfire and Jetstorm* Protect me!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Xantall: *Throwing knives as a picture of an ex-boyfriend*
Sideways: *leans in close* Wanna go wreck his day?
Sideways: Well he did just get a new car. *transforms*
Xantall: *Grins evilly* You just read my mind.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Ravage: *waves a flag that reads; Don't mess up or else*
Xantall: Yeah I feel loved. -.-
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Xantall: Because he is dreamy and wonderful and kind and caring and...
Ratchet: What is wrong with you? *quirks and eye ridge* Did you catch some kind of virus?
Xantall: No. Mostly any dreams I have with you in them consist of getting pelted with wrenches. I don't think that is what they wanted to hear thou.
Xantall: The readers.
Xantall: You know the people who are reading the profile and this questionnaire.
Ratchet: *Picks up Xantall* That's it you're glitched. *Heads towards the med bay*
Xantall: I am not glitched!! There out there read it now!!!
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Starscream: Yes, Fleshy?
Xantall: You haven't told Soundwave about this have you?
Starscream: By Primus no. That glitch would have my head.
Xantall: *grins* SOUNDWAVE!!! *Takes off running*
Starscream: Get back here squishy!
You're dating 3 and you introduce him/her to your parents. Do they get along?
Xantall: *blinks* Yeah that's not even gonna happen with those two perves.
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker: Xantall, where are you?
Xantall: *bolts in to the air ducts*
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Xantall: Hey guys, There have been reports that...*stops at the scene of Prowl kissing Barricade’s neck cables and Jazz locking lip components with said Con*
Um...*blinks before having a nose bleed* Excuse me! *dashes out of the room*
Jazz: *leans back grinning* That was awesome!
Barricade: Can you release me now?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Xantall: You're a Player?
Barricade: Don't hate the player hate the game.
Xantall: *throws hands up in the air* Gods be damned, Son of a bitch! I just lost the mother lovin fucking Game!
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Knockout: What am I going to do?
Xantall: It's okay Knock Out. *pats arm* You’ll never find anyone that looks as hot in rims as you do so you're just going to have to settle for less.
Knock Out: *stares with this mouth open* I never settle!
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Xantall: *typing* Sorry Ravage but I can't take you away from your true love...*Starts to giggle* Starscream. *falls out of the desk chair laughing*
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Xantall: *looks at hotel door* It's too quite. They must have off lined each other. *Throws open door to see Sideswipe and Sunstreaker kissing Dionbot's neck cables*
Um... *blinks before having a nose bleed.* Excuse me! *runs from room*
Sideswipe: *leans back* Jazz was right that was funny.
Dinobot: Will you release me now?
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Ratchet & Barricade: *glance at the other* NO!
Would 2 trust 5?
Xantall: Come on Starscream it's just a little trust exercise.
Starscream: I hardly trust my comrades and you want me to trust the Autobot SIC and TIC?
Xantall: *Glances at a distracted Prowl and a evil grinning Jazz* Yeah I guess you're right.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Xantall: Jetfire Jetstorm where...*pauses coming up on a surprising scene. Jetfire has Dinobot pinned to the ground by his hips and Jetstorm is holding his hands.* Um
Twins: *looks her way*
Jetfire: Look Miss Xantall we be capturing a dangerous Decepticon.
Jetstorm: You being proud for us?
Xantall: *blushes* of course I'm so proud of you both. *rushes over to hug Jetstorm*
Dinobot: I'm not a Decepticon.
Xantall: Oh hush you. *hugs Jetfire*
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Prowl: Tactical preparedness
Ratchet: Advanced frame dynamics
Prowl and Ratchet: No!
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Ratchet: *Sets down the same glop Prowl did*
Sideswipe: We can't cook but...
Sunstreaker: ...we will take you out.
Both: How about to our room?
Xantall: *nose starts to bleed and passes out*
Ratchet: *pelts the twins with wrenches* You two and Jazz need to stop doing that! She only has so much blood.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Xantall: Super-secret spy stuff! I mean really there are both made for it.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Ravage: *holds up paper*
Xantall: Um is that a picture of a mirror?
Xantall: *Busts out laughing* Hey Cade come see this!
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Jetfire: And then we be looking through Miss Xantall's top dresser drawer when she be catching us.
Jetstorm: *rubbing his bottom* She be having a very strong slap.
Ravage: *ducked his head holding back a snicker*
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Jetfire and Jetstorm: *looked up at G1 Ratchet with watering eyes* Why were we being kicked, Ratchet sir?
Xantall: Ratchet how could you kick them. *hugging both the twins* They are only younglings!
Ratchet: I...Well I didn't...
Xantall: *holds up hand* Save it Medic. Let's go boys. *Helps twins off the ground*
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Ravage: *shutters optics and smiles before forwarding it to Soundwave*
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Xantall: *looks at prompt then at Jazz* Don't do it!
Jazz: What could you possibly mean? Hey Prowler could you grab Cade, again!
Xantall: *nose starts to bleed* I hate you so much!
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Barricade: *points weapon at Xantall* Why wasn't I invited to the celebration of your day of creation?
Xantall: *leans around the weapon to star at him* My who's it what now?
Jazz: Your birthday!
Xantall: Wait It's my birthday? (no joke I normally forget my own birthday unless someone tells me.)
7 won the lottery?
Sideways: Finally I can get rid of this purple and yellow paint job.
Xantall: I thought you were a Lakers fan.
Sideways: *glares at her* That's purple and gold, you idiot.
Xantall: *pouts* Fan boy.
8 had quite a big secret
Xantall: *crawling through the vent of the Nemesis stops above the Med bay*
Knockout: *glancing around before securely locking the door.* Best to get rid of this disguise. *His frame flickers out around him reveling*
Xantall: OH MY GODS KNOCKOUT IS A CONSTRUCTICON!!!
Knockout: *jerks his head towards the vent and pulls her out*
Xantall: OH THE PAINT IT CLASHES! *Covering her eyes* MY EYES HAVE BEEN BURNED OUT BY THE TACKYNESS!!!!
9 became a singer?
Xantall: Ravage you can sing?
Ravage: Of course I can foolish, squishy.
Xantall: *blinks* wait you can talk?
What would 1 think of 2?
Ratchet: A whiny little slagger.
Xantall: No tell us how you really feel Ratchet. *rolls eyes*
How would 3 greet 4?
Sideswipe: Dinobot! *pounces at him*
Dinobot: No not again! *takes off running Sideswipe in pursuit*
Xantall: Don't do anything I wouldn't do! *laughs*
Sunstreaker: Then we have so many things to do. *throws Xantall over his shoulder*