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Joined 03-27-06, id: 1016106, Profile Updated: 11-29-13
Author has written 11 stories for Pendragon, Final Fantasy VII, Tales of Symphonia, Guardians of Time, Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

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Welcome To the Profile!

Profile Update: 21/3/08: Damn, it's been awhile. It's the school year, and I don't have much time to write anymore. I'm sooooo sorry about that, I'm just busier than I can ever imagine. This summer, everything will change, I promise. I'll be back this summer with new stories and updates for Maximum Parenthood, I swear!! So wait a few months, okay? Thanks, you guys kick ass.

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Now for the random junk...

Weeeeeeell my name would be Matt. My Nobody name would be Maxtt. Original, I know. I'm also called Super Chlorine Boy (Don't ask...). and Mighty Matt (Don't ask about that one either). I live in a house, which is located in a neighborhood, which is located in a town which is located in a state where the band Slipknot is from. And...that's about it, for now.

Oh, if you want to talk to me I have various ways of being contacted.

Favorite band: I'm currently in an alternative phase, but I still love metal. Children of Bodom still kick ass. But right now I'm listening to Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radiohead, Powderfinger, and all that jazz.

Favorite Musical: Phantom of the Opera has got to be my all time favourite. This is closely followed by Wicked, which I will be seeing for a second time this September. Other favorites include RENT, The Producers, Les Miserables, and now Chicago. I looooove Chicago.

Favorite Song: Give It Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sunsets - Powderfinger

Favorite Book: Here comes a big list here...Pendragon is a series I am completely devoted to. I am at the bookstore the day of release for every book, and I make sure that money is no issue. I have also been very lucky to meet the author of these amazing books, DJ MacHale, on his tour for the latest book in the series, The Pilgrims of Rayne. That was like the best day of my life. I read a lot of awesome books, like The Historian, Maximum Ride series, Guardians of Time, Anita Blake, Twilight, New Noon...what other shit is on my shelf uh...oh, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Digital Fortress...That's all I can really think of. Oh, Harry Potter. How could I forget that one? And if you like truly amazing books, read The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. It's got to be one of the best series ever written, no lie. I've only read three books of seven and I'm already a hopeless fanboy.

Currently Reading: Phantom Nights - John Farris

For School: A Seperate Peace - John Knowles

Favorite Manga: Rurouni Kenshin is like the first manga I ever really fell in love with. So its up there in my favorites. Bleach is also a great one, along with DNAngel, Naruto, YuYu Hakusho, One Piece, Death Note, Claymore, Hellsing, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Love Hina, Chobits, Wolf's Rain Tsubasa, XXXholic...the list goes on and on.

Favorite Anime: Bleach is what I'm currently spending all my time watching, and after that I'm watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Hellsing, and maybe Wolf's Rain again since I've only watched it in english.

Favorite Video Game: I play too many video games. And I have a Wii now yay me! Favorites include: Tales of Symphonia, Resident Evil 4, Devil May Cry series, Okami, Guitar Hero, Dance Dance Revolution, Tales of the Aybss (although I have yet to play it T_T) Wario Ware, Metroid Prime, Animal Crossing, Soul Calibur II and III, Zelda Twilight Princess was pretty bitchin, and yeah that's about it. I wuv Legend of Zelda. It's my favorite game series ever.

Currently Playing: Guitar Hero 3, and come Christmas I'll be playing Super Mario Galaxy and Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

Favourite TV Show: Heroes is damn fucking amazing, and so is Chuck and Pushing Daisies, and I'm excited for LOST to start up again in February. I'm hoping to start watching Reaper soon too.

Favorite Movie: Currently, Transformers or Wrong Turn 2

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You have submitted a total of 144 signed reviews.

Total words archived : 105,798 words.

Avg. number of words per entry : 9,618.

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-Story Status

I've kinda dropped everything I was writing due to the (surprising) success of my Maximum Parenthood fanfiction...and yeah. So as soon as that is wrapped up (yes, it will end eventually, sorry people who want it to never end) I'll probably start on something new, for like...I don't know. But yeah.

Maximum Parenthood: Max and Fang are all grown up, and decide to get married. Soon after the wedding, they decide to have some kids! No problem, right? Wrong!

Contains severe Fang OOC and randomness

Rated T

FANFICTION BUDDIES

These would be the people I call my friends on fanfiction.

http/www.fanfiction.net/u/816500/BELIEVER07747. One of the best Pendragon writers that I've seen in my day, and we're buddies to a certain extent. She was my beta-reader, but she claims that Pendragon Memory is too good for a beta-reader. Check out all of her stories, 'casue they're all extremely good!

http/www.fanfiction.net/u/506495/Dragonwings144...Quiet the Tales of Symphonia writer, if I say so myself. She enjoys racy pairings (especially lesbian ones) and isn't afraid to take risks. One of my best friends I've ever met. She beta's my story Kidnap, and probably will with my upcoming one Losing Control. Her and I have a kinda character swap thing going on. I have Krys in my story Kidnap and she has a character named after me in her story Partners, Matias.

http/www.fanfiction.net/u/1006736/Woohoo! It's HaloAngel! Halo is quite the writer of Guardians of Time, and her story puts my Guardians of Time one to complete and udder shame. If you haven't read Peace, Love, and Time Travel and you've read Guardians of Time, you're an idiot. Get yer ass over there and read it and then read the sequel, Til Death Do Us Part, Unfortunately.

http/www.fanfiction.net/u/493142/Lady Pendragon. My best friend on these crazy internets. She doesn't write much anymore, cept for our Twilight christmas presents we gave each other. So you should read that, because she's an amazing writer. She just doesn't write much. Hehe.

http/www.fanfiction.net/u/1038558/ Uchiha James, Uchiha Pendragon...she changes her penname a lot. But her stories are under appreciated! So go to her profile and read them, dammit! Or else I'll have my dog eat you!

http/www.fanfiction.net/u/584654/Hawk Chic. Her story for Tales of Symphonia 'Tethe'alla Roses' is amazingly good, and super under appreciated. I just scored a spot on her favorite authors list. SCORE!

http/www.fanfiction.net/u/360447/ Insaneiac The Maniac. He's one fucking AMAZING writer. Tales of Twilight is like, the best Tales of Symphonia story I've ever read. Check it out if you like fucking crazy plot twists. Yeah. The Insaneiac never fails to tell me about amazing games, and of course, their amazing soundtracks. He also loves craaazy pairings. Like Phoenix/Edgeworth. Yeah, you heard me right.


Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.


That's all I got...later

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Cirque Du Freak Series by Raaiku reviews
A rewrite of the cirque du freak series, only with new twists, some changed scenes, and a seemingly normal girl Who comes along with Darren and Steve to the freak show. The three are woven together by the threads of fate..Books 1 and 2
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Tales of Twilight by Insaneiac The Maniac reviews
The world of Aselia is shattered and breaking apart at the seams. The Eight Testaments of the Sovereign move to complete a task that will erase the world. Can the Heroes of Symphonia win against the end embodied?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,174 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Yuan, Raine S.
Instinct by Xekstrin reviews
Sometimes, Regal needs to remember how to act on instinct. Response to a challenge by Lilikoifish. Regal and Sheena pairing.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Regal B., Sheena F.
Partners by Xekstrin reviews
Sequel to RUNAWAY People need people. Latest chapter: I finally updated after a few months! SheenaXRaine, Colloyd, GenisOC, Presea?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,655 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sheena F., Raine S.
The Parody Pendragon Dance Party by RinkuAmanuma reviews
This is a really stupid Parody. I think I drove the singing travelers insane... The first has slash in it but others won't. Latest track up: Saint Dane's an Ugly Girl To come: It's a mystery!
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006
Project: HEAT by Xekstrin reviews
In the Triet Desert, remnents of Cruxis who style themselves The Elite intend to carry out their sinister Project: H.E.A.T. Where are the nine heroes? Is this the end of the world? [Collab with SpirituaMasquerade] Current Chapter: Revelation.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,556 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006
The Worst Day Since Yesterday by HaloAngel reviews
Ever wonder what Sirius found when he went to Godric's Hollow that night? LilyJames flashbacks, and an untold story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Sheena's Problem by Xekstrin reviews
She had woken up in bed with a stranger before... but this wasn't a stranger. The gang is in big trouble now as a new enemy arrives, built solely to destroy them. SheenaKuchinawaZelos. Current Chapter: Genis fights for his life in the Altamira forest!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,605 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Sheena F.
Cryptography at Crypto by believer07747 reviews
Bobby enters a new territory where clues are right under his nose, but the only thing preventing him is that they're all put in code...
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006
Gender Bending by Cyberbanjo reviews
After entering the Ymir Forest without permission, Lloyd comes across an odd flower that causes his body and mind to undergo some very interesting changes... Info on the sequel posted in chapter 19!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,710 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part, Unfortunately by HaloAngel reviews
SEQUEL TO PEACE, LOVE AND TIME TRAVEL! Ethan and Rochelle have got a perfectly planned wedding in Athens, but you know what they say about even the best laid plans...CHAPTER 6 UP!
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
a random love story by brandy mallory reviews
When Raine and Kratos get kidnapped by a random bad guy, it's up to Yuan and Sheena to save the day. Or at least,they'll try to. chapter 11: the bad guy is here![rainexsheena and kratosxyuan][mild langauge][homosexual themes]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sheena F., Yuan
Rainy Day Miscief and Mayhem by Lady Pendragon reviews
But then again, isn't it always raining in Forks? What do you get when you slam together pink hair dye, Christmas, and taking over Canada with the help of the Cullens? This, of course! T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Peace, Love and Time Travel by HaloAngel reviews
COMPLETE! The Named, especially Ethan, get a surprise after the final battle. Continuation of the Guardians of Time Trilogy, because I didn't like the way The Key just ENDED. Please check it out and review!
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,642 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Can of Worms by SuperUltraMonkey reviews
Lloyd and Sheena central. Set a few months after completing the world regeneration journey. Who is behind the appearance of a strange green Exsphere, and are the newly joined worlds now in far greater danger?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,697 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sheena F., Lloyd I.
A Slightly Modernized Tale of Uncertainty by Lady Pendragon reviews
Christine had a leap of hope, and a rise of spirits, however small it may’ve been.“You love him, don’t you?”Holding her head a bit higher, Christine replied clearly. “Yes. I do.”
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Christine, Erik
Gateway to Peace by PixieGirl13 reviews
A year after the turning points of all the Territories, and everyone is searching for the one person who was said to prevent the Convergance. Can this poor street girl save them all? What is she not telling them?
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006
Uncertainty by Miss Christine Daae reviews
Christine leaves Raoul, but where will she go? Who will she turn to? Please Read! WARNING: EC pairings! slightly modernized
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
The Ultimate Showdown by Miss Christine Daae reviews
Um, well, scavenger hunt, POTO style. Send cameos through a PM. NOT REVIEWS. THROUGH A PM.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2006
Yasashii Ryoute by Insaneiac The Maniac reviews
Raine was always strong, no matter what came across. When that strength finally shatters, and her along with it…who will be there to help her fight her inner demons.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Raine S., Yuan - Complete
Pendragon Car Tunes by James Flamel reviews
Bobby and Courtney are on a trip. It's Courtney's idea to play Pendragon Car Tunes. Songs include Every Time We Flume, We Are The Travelers, I Know A Quig That Gets On Every Travelers Nerves, and much more! Tenth Song Out!
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
The Unexpected Attack by believer07747 reviews
Bobby thought he would go back to Second Earth to take a break. He settles down, finds the girl of his dreams, and when he is just beginning to enjoy life, an unexpected surprise overturns all his plans for vacation. My first fanfic!
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
What Travelers Do When Your Not Looking by RinkuAmanuma reviews
Yes my wonderful readers, another parody. The latest up is Gunny and Bobby in a conversation about the flying car! I thought it was funny, click to read it! And reviewing is good!
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006
Runaway by Xekstrin reviews
[COMPLETE] Genis runs away, and Raine and Sheena have to find him. Soon, it gets more complicated. Who is Kloitz? Is he Raine's father? And why does he have a Cruxis Crystal? [SheenaXRaine, Colloyd]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,730 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Raine S., Sheena F. - Complete
Unrequited by Xekstrin reviews
Regal is scared of something that lies in the dark. It lies in the dark, waiting for him to turn a blind eye so that it can get what it wants...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Regal B., Presea C. - Complete
Yuan's Quest For Pets by Meowzy-chan reviews
It all started when Kratos gave Yuan two tropical fish for his birthday... [YxK!]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Kratos A.
Rainy Day Ramblings and Musings by Miss Christine Daae reviews
Stuck inside on a rainy day.....
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2005
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Maximum Parenthood reviews
Maximum Ride and Fang get married, and decide to have a couple of kids! What could possibly go wrong? A whole lot, actually. [R&R][FAX]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,568 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007
Nine reviews
[My idea of what book nine will be] Mark Dimond and Courtney Chetwynde are forced into a waiting game after Bobby's latest journal. But a visit to the flumes changes everything...
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007
Kidnap reviews
A PreseaxRegal pairing. A new enemy arises, out to destroy the world with help from a new Chosen. When Presea is kidnapped, she slowly begins to learn that what the organization wants is much more than just her... R&R! Ch.10 Up! Read or else!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,467 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Presea C., Regal B.
Twilight Redone Better Than Before reviews
A Christmas present for my bestest buddy ever. Basically just inserting her in the story in place of Bella....VERY OOCBut also very funny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007
Message From The Dead reviews
Ethan cannot bear living without Rochelle, Rochelle is given a choice to return from the dead for a price, and a new enemy that only Rochelle knows about has come. Will Ethan ever kiss Rochelle again? Will the enemy be defeated? I don't know yet!
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006
Pendragon: Memory reviews
[Sequel to Pendragon: Darkness] A year has passed, and Bobby Pendragon is being haunted by memories of the past. What can he do to rid himself of the dark memories of his past? Who is the strange controller of the Quigs, Emel? [On hiatus for the time]
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006
Murderer reviews
On a dark night, a murder takes place in the Gaoracchia Forest, the murder of the exChosen Zelos Wilder! His murderer? A certain swordsman clothed in red....R&R
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006
Pendragon: Darkness reviews
Set after the battle for Halla has ended. While on a walk, Bobby discovers that the Quigs have returned. Soon, Bobby is visited by a stranger by the name of Saint Azarus who claims he can help him with his troubles... [COMPLETE!]
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Covengence reviews
After recieving a message from the demon Traveler Saint Dane about the nearing Covengence, Bobby Pendragon becomes bored as nothing happens. But what surprises will the Covengence bring, and will Bobby be able to return Mark to their side? Crappy summary.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006
Pendragon Dance Off! reviews
When Bobby arrives to Ibara to destroy Saint Dane for good, he finds the battle will be a little stranger than he thought...a dance off! Who will win? Read to find out! [Oneshot] Please R&R. Rated T to be safe. Did I mention the characters are WAY OOC?
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Soul of Sephiroth reviews
Takes place 5 months after the events in Final Fantasy VII Advent Children. The never dying soul of Sephiroth finds his way into a new world called Earth. Little does he know that he was followed by Cloud Strife...No further updates planned.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete