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Joined 03-27-06, id: 1016125, Profile Updated: 08-17-12
Author has written 12 stories for Hellsing, Yami no Matsuei, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

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And I Take What I Find by Harpokrates reviews
All Bumblebee wanted to do was pick up Raf from college. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of inviting Knock Out. And then there are these two other cars.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5h - Complete
Blossoms and Blood by lyrebird reviews
WIP. Post Kyoto arc, Tsuzuki is determined to bring Muraki to justice. He tracks him to Nagasaki, but their reunion forces Tsuzuki to confront the duality within his own character.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 292,862 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/4/2004 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
Black Sheep by Titels reviews
Sequel to Red Moon. MurTsu, shonen-ai. And things possibly getting waaay out of hand... Hah! Well, at least I feel that way. Hiatus/discontinued
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki
Formula by Nemi Nightingale reviews
The druid Dorissa Nightsky is to escort the death knight Lord Zaladin Grimtusk across Northrend and suddenly finds herself battling her growing feelings for the troll.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Night Elf, Troll - Complete
Dark Adaptation by Hickok reviews
NEW CONTENT ADDED! Bound to the eternal contract, can a life of sin be so easily shed? Muraki has all that he desires, yet so much remains unanswered. What manner of darkness unfurled between the walls of Muraki manor? Muraki x Tsuzuki and Oriya x Watari
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 661,489 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 1/1/2005 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
Nibbles by Sanis reviews
“Did you pull that out of your bra?” Alucard asked, disgusted and enthusiastic. “What else do you keep in there?” This follows the lives of those in the Hellsing. AU...kinda.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,606 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Epithumia by Skrik reviews
Kyoto AU. Muraki/Tsuzuki Sometimes when you get what you want, it is simply not what you expected.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Passion in the Infirmary by Doreiku reviews
When Watari becomes suicidal and severely injured, who is the doctor caring for him? None other than the infamous Muraki. How will Watari feel about this? Succumb to his desires, or push Muraki away...
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,188 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
Happy Father's Day, Master by Night Hunter MGS reviews
Expansion on original one-shot. After Seras gives Alucard his first ever Father's Day, Walter contemplates his own relationship with Integra. THE T-SHIRT FINALLY MAKES IT'S DEBUT WITH FATHER ANDERSON!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Rebuilding by dance-the-ghost reviews
Integra Hellsing is attacked by a mob and rescued by Alucard. Upon awakening, she finds that the rules have changed, and rebuilding her organization will be a tricky task indeed. Story is set at the end of the anime.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006
Remembrance of Sakura by Jollyolly reviews
A late night stroll triggers memories for Muraki. What secrets will the doctor reveal to Tsuzuki? MurTsu
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
The Diary of Sir Arthur Hellsing by Tintenschwert reviews
Arthur Hellsing, Chief of the Hellsing Organisation has to deal with many problems including a 13 year old butler, a vampire looking like a girl and Hellsing´s daily madness. predawn, with young walter and girlycard.and including alcohol.betaed by moralit
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006
Forever Mine by ViolentRoses reviews
The Sequel to No Return to Innocence!THE FINAL CHAPTER!Sometimes drowning your sorrow in alcohol just isn't enough! Warning story contains:sexual themes and violence! not for the weak!
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,710 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Wellington School For Young Ladies by sinful innocence reviews
AU. AxI, Some SxP. Integra Hellsing, from a noble and secretive family, starts at a new college and meets many new people. AxI SxP AU, but still contains vampires.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,647 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006
Pointers and Fangs by Sanis reviews
Walter is forced to talk to a young Integra about rather intimate matters, like intercourse, despite a raging desire not to. Alucard is a nuisance, as usual. Oh, and apparently the infamous butler was once a sex god. Who knew, right?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Red by Depraved Doll reviews
Oriya and Muraki's past, how they met and what their relationship was and now is... Oriya centric OriyaxMuraki first in a three part series
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Hellish Scones and Cheesecake Heaven by RoyalNights reviews
Two sisters have a run in with Alucard and are turned into vampires, as it turns out they have a knack for cooking! Invoves culinary violence, humor, and a disFUNctional family. Story written for fun and we hope it turns out well!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 3/23/2006
Justice Is Blind by MzMoon reviews
“You won’t be regaining your sight, Sir Hellsing.” I felt the blood drain from my face, and I collapsed onto my bed. “What…?” It was the shadow of a whisper, the specter of a breath.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
The Need by Saioji Yuko reviews
A look into the relationship that Alucard and Integra have.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Mayhem by Sanis reviews
And then he laughed. She watched him, shocked and intrigued, and she couldn’t help it. She laughed too. It was strange, he was dying, she was crying, and they were both laughing. It was wrong and she wished it would have happened sooner.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Umber by AbominableDante reviews
Werewolves, shonenai, OC, oh my!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,059 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
Real Life Princesses by J Luc Pitard reviews
A novella set in January of 1947. The Hellsing Organization has been engaged to assist the Royal family by solving a mystery. A real life fairy tale with princesses and monsters. Completed Story
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,552 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
The Muffin Turtle of Insanity by Neogami reviews
Seras finds a purple turtle and takes it to her room, where it poops out muffins...and Pip eats one when Seras tries to hide the turtle from him. Beware: OOCness. Oh, and nudity. You have been warned.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006
Twisted Fates by Akane-Rei reviews
What if Arthur still ran Hellsing? What if Integra belonged to the Iscariot? An Integra centered alternate reality.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006
Blood and Steel by The Blue Zoo reviews
What happens after the defeat of the Last Battalion, when Integra is pressured into marriage by the Queen and parliament? IxA
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,048 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Baby sitting the devil's child by s.j. snodgrass reviews
This shouldn't be to difficult. Arucard thought to himself, watching with pleasure the stress on his master's face. Babysit one little girl. How difficult could that be?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Forbidden washing by s.j. snodgrass reviews
Intagra can no longer take the stench of Arucard's clothing, so she orders him to wash them. Arucard tries to object and tell why he shouldn't. But Integra isn't exactly the listening type.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
The evil elevator by s.j. snodgrass reviews
A little elevator ride is nothing to be afraid of, right? Well, for Arucard the answer might be a bit different.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Bad Positions by Karkahn reviews
Hehehe, Seras walks in and sees Alucard on Integra, what's going on there? And Walter can't keep it up? Poor guy... PG13 for suggestive situations and yaoi jokes!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 5/31/2004
The Conscience by Sanis reviews
I was a perfectly molded creature of darkness. Inside you will find an interesting internal look at a special character.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Puppies by Light1 reviews
Seras Victoria needs help to adjust to her new life. She finds help in the most unexpected place.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
The Pink Bunny by Naddy reviews
This story is about what the title says. If you like Pip or Integra than i recomend you don't read this. If you do, don't blame me! Anyways Guess who the pink bunny is!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
Remember all that you once knew by s.j. snodgrass reviews
Integra has a little accident, and now has memory loss. Just read it. My summaries are always bad. Rating may go up.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
I Give It Three by BloodSeer reviews
Seras makes a bet. Alucard destroys something again. And Integra...well lets just say she's about to pump quite a few bullets through a certain master vampire
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
The Price of Freedom by kelles reviews
UPDATED! Mangaverse AU, post vol 6. Pip becomes a vampire after he is drawn into Alucard's Undead Army. Pip changes more ways than he or Seras imagained. Pip & Seras and Dark Walter & Pip. Lemon in chapter 5, 7, 8. Het & Slash [WIP]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005
Hellsing Goes To The Movies by wankydoodle reviews
A series of Hellsing fics inspired by da movies. FINALLY UPDATED! All for one bloody ring...LOL.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005
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OMG My top coat!
This phrase will be used in this fick fewer times than one might think as Arcee and Knock Out go on minecraft-worthy exploration of the cavernous depths of Megatrons' undercarriage, I mean an old energon mine. Trapped under the mountain and without possibility to call the reinforcements, they are doomed to stumble and dig a lot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Published: 3h
My fair lady (R) reviews
Tsuzuki has BEWBS! Old story being slowly and painstakingly updated, AKA bear with me. (R) stands for Revamped and so are the first 5 chapters of this story New content 5th chapter. The next ones will follow eventually with a statistic probability which might fail to reject the hypothesis of finishing this story one day. Enjoy
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,014 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/13/2006 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki, Hisoka K.
A Wardrobe reviews
Two dead murderers on the wardrobes crest One man kills, other lays them to rest, yo ho, ho and the bottle of rum. That s what they both do the best
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,458 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 12/13/2007 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
Jack The Ripper reviews
The Pseudo Victorian Britain AU realm where Tsuzuki is a police officer investigating the case of Jack the Ripper, Muraki is a coroner in the same police departement. Welcome in if You dare, leave a comment if You care :D
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
Once little angel turned bad reviews
Muraki, would you believe it, was also a kid, not the notorious killer we all know and love. Insight into his preSaki life, starting schoolyears. OriyaMuraki, TsuzukiMuraki in certain scenes.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - K. Muraki, Oriya M.
Corpse groom reviews
Muraki is dead, its good, right? There is nothing bad a corpse can do, right? Especially when Murakis corpse is missing, RIGHT?chapter 6 has Tsuzuki found the right person or is he being cheated?
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,833 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
The encyclopedia of Muraki Kazutaka reviews
The first issue has added dictionary to it
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - K. Muraki, K. Muraki
Muraki VS Mr Psychiatrist reviews
The inevitable clash between Muraki and a Psychiatrist, Dont tell me youve never thought of how it might be.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - K. Muraki - Complete
Big monster vs Little monster reviews
There is only one thing Alucard fears, and that makes Seras happy. Yiihaa the next chapter Hellsings adventures in the water amusement park are finally up.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Alucard, Integra
The little red ridinghoood reviews
E WARNED THIS STORRY IS OFFENSIVE the last chapter is out in which you shall find the answers to the questions you had when reading the previous chapters! AND THE PROOF THAT MY BRAINISSTILL INTACT :D
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006
Despair reviews
A hoax, youll get it when you read this, AxI
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
The lord of the tub reviews
Will Integra EVER leave Alucards bathroom, will Alucard wear the shorts? Will Seras ever Buy the Gadget? Find out in the epilogue chapter of The Lord of the tub The last stand of the wax!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
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