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Joined 03-27-06, id: 1016125, Profile Updated: 08-19-16
Author has written 19 stories for Hellsing, Yami no Matsuei, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Welcome, I guess I should introduce myself since you have wandered this far into the Internet wastelands.

I was born in the former Soviet Union only 3 years before its collapse, it was an insane, confusing and difficult time. People committed suicides due to the insane currency exchange rates which decimated their life savings with acute precision of 1000 to 1, some were happy that now they had access to foreign luxuries such as Ketchup and nylon stockings and - money permitting - could travel anywhere beyond the Eastern Block.

Like most of my peers I grew up in a slightly disturbed if not neurotic household, sharing small living quarters with 3 more people. I finished studies, got a job, and then I moved to Belgium. And I have been on the move since.

Currently I reside in Reykjavik and I am enjoying a brief moment of calm in my life which permits me to write more often.

So here we are now - pekas gaisā,

And if anyone tells you differently, þetta reddast, pasa nada, kurwa mać and до свида́ния.

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When Storms Arrive by Harpokrates reviews
Let's swing our focus over to the b-listers, shall we? Moonracer takes a break from racing and finds herself embroiled in shadowy goings-on. After shopping, of course. Part four of Human AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/3 - Blurr, Moonracer, Perceptor, Knock Out - Complete
Rumble & Frenzy Vs Everything by MadnessJones reviews
G1: Rumble & Frenzy run away from home to try to take over a city and prove their true worth to the Decepticons. Unfortunately, circumstances keep getting in their way. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,732 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Frenzy, Rumble
Yin and Yang by Sidekicks-anonymous reviews
A sincere and selfless young Autobot. A vain and conniving ex-Decepticon. Their only common ground, the title of "medic." Clearly they're going to be the best of friends. NOT SLASH. Prime-verse, post-"Predacons Rising." Rated for tragic backstory in later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,013 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 3/29/2016 - First Aid, Knock Out
Competence by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Soundwave makes a choice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9 - Soundwave, Starscream
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 303,011 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Tin Soldiers by Harpokrates reviews
Pre-series. They were friends, once.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Optimus Primal, Depth Charge - Complete
Delegation by Completetheory reviews
Cleaner version (explicit version on A03), detailing Bumblebee's command on Earth, with the addition of Knock Out. Set between "Deep Trouble" and "The Champ". Bee/KO for sure, with some M-level suggestive themes and mature language. (LGBT friendly story w trans characters.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Bumblebee, Steeljaw, Starscream, Knock Out
The Light That You Shine by Harpokrates reviews
A little gossip, a little break from the fighting, what was the worst thing that could happen? Well, you could learn something you didn't want to know, for one. Cheetor is beginning to regret asking.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Optimus Primal, Dinobot, Rattrap, Cheetor - Complete
Take Them by the Legs by Harpokrates reviews
Her idiot cousin's been sneaking around; Arcee's going to find out why. It'd better not be drugs. Part two of human AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Complete
Darkened Spark by Sidekicks-anonymous reviews
Things are looking up for Bumblebee's team: they've gained new allies, captured dozens of convicts, and Sideswipe is slowly patching things up with his guardian. But all of that is threatened when an old foe is released and Knockout is forced to face the consequences of his past. Will the team be able to defeat this danger? Or will it consume them? Sequel to Hardened Sparks
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Sideswipe, Airachnid, Knock Out - Complete
Leading from Behind by BlueSkyScribe reviews
Knock Out never ASKED to be dragged out of bed at the whim of his drug-addled leader. In his opinion, Dark Energon was a pain in the aft.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Megatron, Knock Out - Complete
Would You Mind Sitting Down for a While? by Harpokrates reviews
It's a marvelous night for a routine street race, that quickly becomes... less routine. Human AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2016 - [Knock Out, Bumblebee] Raf E. - Complete
Then Came the Rain by Harpokrates reviews
Debts must be repaid, unless the debtor happens to be an amoral wretch, in which case, intimidation is key.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Complete
The Medic by Vangogh27 reviews
He's a medic, and all medics care.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Keep Me in a Daydream by Harpokrates reviews
Knock Out has Breakdown's back, with relentless nagging and a crash course in human culture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Face it Like a Grown Up by Harpokrates reviews
Address your long standing crush and come to terms with your feelings? Pft.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2016 - [Arcee, Moonracer] - Complete
And I Take What I Find by Harpokrates reviews
All Bumblebee wanted to do was pick up Raf from college. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of inviting Knock Out. And then there are these two other cars.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Complete
A Quiet Foray by Ivern reviews
Five years after leaving her to sort out his past by himself, Soundwave returns to Arcee, who is at a reunion with her teammates on earth. As the two begin an attempt to rekindle where their relationship left off, strange, sinister events begin to happen. All of the bots soon come to the realization that something - or someone - malevolent may be playing out in the background...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - [Arcee, Soundwave] Shockblast, Airachnid
Crossing the Line by lizwuzthere reviews
Knockout, playing the part of a good Autobot, isn't supposed to leave the base and he ESPECIALLY isn't supposed to go street racing and endanger humans... But Miko insists that she HAS to experience this racing phenomenon for herself. And what kind of Autobot would he be if Knockout didn't try to accommodate his new human friend?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,673 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Knock Out, Miko N.
Hora Spissisima by Melora Maxwell reviews
The Decepticon Empire had one year's warning of the Chaos-Bringer's approach. They had no warning of the loss of Megatron. And apparently no-one realised one heralded the arrival of the other... *Sequel to Presents*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Soundwave
Silence is Gilded by Ivern reviews
Soundwave has been released from the Shadowzone by the Autobots long after the war had finally ended, and peace was returned to Cybertron. In exchange for not being sent to prison though, he agrees to help out Arcee in finding any who threaten to disrupt the planet's new-found tranquility, as per her plan. While attempting to work together, something more is found in the process...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,067 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [Arcee, Soundwave] Dead End, Barricade - Complete
Apostate by Completetheory reviews
After Con Job, Wheeljack doesn't leave Earth - and instead sneaks onboard the Nemesis. An impulsive decision to kill the comatose Megatron while posing as Makeshift sets into motion a chain of events that the ex-Wrecker couldn't have foreseen, as he discovers what Decepticon society is like from the inside. (LGBT friendly story w trans characters.) Sequel, Enthralled, in progress.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Wheeljack, Soundwave, Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Call of Duty by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Whatever happened to the most famous pornstar of Cybertron?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,178 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Soundwave, Hound, Megatron - Complete
With a Side of Rust by BlueSkyScribe reviews
Knock Out recruits his fellow sports cars into the Cabal of Irresponsibility. Clearly this will end well!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,379 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Smokescreen, Knock Out
Life in Glass Houses by BlueSkyScribe reviews
No one would have thought Bumblebee and Knock Out were capable of getting along, but when they're stuck in a strange new world and their only hope of survival is cooperation . . . Yeah, they're probably doomed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,026 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Bumblebee, Knock Out
Never Rains But It Pours by BlueSkyScribe reviews
Post "Predacons Rising". Ultra Magnus didn't want to take Knock Out on the mission. Knock Out didn't want to go on the mission. And yet, here they are.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Ultra Magnus, Knock Out - Complete
Presents by Melora Maxwell reviews
Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Big Banquet Smiles by Yofuu reviews
An interfaction banquet takes place, forcing the Autobots and Decepticons alike to pretend to be decent human beings for one night. But Arcee can't seem to find a dress. (Soundwave/Arcee)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Arcee, Soundwave
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Best of Enemies, As Ever We Were by BlueSkyScribe reviews
The trip was Knock Out's idea. That didn't mean he couldn't complain about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Ratchet, Bulkhead, Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Yofuu reviews
Soundwave and Arcee go through their usual habits. That being running off every couple of days to be with one another. (TFP SoundwavexArcee) [COMPLETE]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Arcee, Soundwave - Complete
Moral Code Error by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Motormaster doesn't know any better, but Soundwave should. Jazz gets stuck in the middle of an ethical dilemma.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Jazz, Soundwave, Motormaster - Complete
Opportunity Knocks by lizwuzthere reviews
Primeverse, AU timeline after Toxicity; Knockout discovers the Autobots' virus and he knows Soundwave introduced it... but Soundwave doesn't plan on giving him the chance to tell anyone else- Now Knockout's only chance of escaping the Nemesis with his spark intact depends on how well he can work with the Autobots and their human friend, Jack. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Knock Out, Jack D. - Complete
Blossoms and Blood by lyrebird reviews
WIP. Post Kyoto arc, Tsuzuki is determined to bring Muraki to justice. He tracks him to Nagasaki, but their reunion forces Tsuzuki to confront the duality within his own character.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 292,862 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/4/2004 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
Black Sheep by Titels reviews
Sequel to Red Moon. MurTsu, shonen-ai. And things possibly getting waaay out of hand... Hah! Well, at least I feel that way. Hiatus/discontinued
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki
Formula by Nemi Nightingale reviews
The druid Dorissa Nightsky is to escort the death knight Lord Zaladin Grimtusk across Northrend and suddenly finds herself battling her growing feelings for the troll.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Night Elf, Troll - Complete
Dark Adaptation by Hickok reviews
NEW CONTENT ADDED! Bound to the eternal contract, can a life of sin be so easily shed? Muraki has all that he desires, yet so much remains unanswered. What manner of darkness unfurled between the walls of Muraki manor? Muraki x Tsuzuki and Oriya x Watari
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 661,489 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 1/1/2005 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
Nibbles by Sanis reviews
“Did you pull that out of your bra?” Alucard asked, disgusted and enthusiastic. “What else do you keep in there?” This follows the lives of those in the Hellsing. AU...kinda.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,606 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Epithumia by Skrik reviews
Kyoto AU. Muraki/Tsuzuki Sometimes when you get what you want, it is simply not what you expected.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Passion in the Infirmary by Doreiku reviews
When Watari becomes suicidal and severely injured, who is the doctor caring for him? None other than the infamous Muraki. How will Watari feel about this? Succumb to his desires, or push Muraki away...
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,188 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
Happy Father's Day, Master by Night Hunter MGS reviews
Expansion on original one-shot. After Seras gives Alucard his first ever Father's Day, Walter contemplates his own relationship with Integra. THE T-SHIRT FINALLY MAKES IT'S DEBUT WITH FATHER ANDERSON!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Rebuilding by dance-the-ghost reviews
Integra Hellsing is attacked by a mob and rescued by Alucard. Upon awakening, she finds that the rules have changed, and rebuilding her organization will be a tricky task indeed. Story is set at the end of the anime.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006
Remembrance of Sakura by Jollyolly reviews
A late night stroll triggers memories for Muraki. What secrets will the doctor reveal to Tsuzuki? MurTsu
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
The Diary of Sir Arthur Hellsing by Tintenschwert reviews
Arthur Hellsing, Chief of the Hellsing Organisation has to deal with many problems including a 13 year old butler, a vampire looking like a girl and Hellsing´s daily madness. predawn, with young walter and girlycard.and including alcohol.betaed by moralit
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006
Sniffles by Melora Maxwell reviews
The Cassettes have a choice: babysit a sickly Ratbat or suffer the wrath of Soundwave... OK, what were the options again?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Soundwave, Ratbat - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Forever Mine by ViolentRoses reviews
The Sequel to No Return to Innocence!THE FINAL CHAPTER!Sometimes drowning your sorrow in alcohol just isn't enough! Warning story contains:sexual themes and violence! not for the weak!
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,710 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Wellington School For Young Ladies by sinful innocence reviews
AU. AxI, Some SxP. Integra Hellsing, from a noble and secretive family, starts at a new college and meets many new people. AxI SxP AU, but still contains vampires.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,647 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006
Pointers and Fangs by Sanis reviews
Walter is forced to talk to a young Integra about rather intimate matters, like intercourse, despite a raging desire not to. Alucard is a nuisance, as usual. Oh, and apparently the infamous butler was once a sex god. Who knew, right?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Red by Depraved Doll reviews
Oriya and Muraki's past, how they met and what their relationship was and now is... Oriya centric OriyaxMuraki first in a three part series
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Hellish Scones and Cheesecake Heaven by RoyalNights reviews
Two sisters have a run in with Alucard and are turned into vampires, as it turns out they have a knack for cooking! Invoves culinary violence, humor, and a disFUNctional family. Story written for fun and we hope it turns out well!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 3/23/2006
Justice Is Blind by MzMoon reviews
“You won’t be regaining your sight, Sir Hellsing.” I felt the blood drain from my face, and I collapsed onto my bed. “What…?” It was the shadow of a whisper, the specter of a breath.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
The Need by Saioji Yuko reviews
A look into the relationship that Alucard and Integra have.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Mayhem by Sanis reviews
And then he laughed. She watched him, shocked and intrigued, and she couldn’t help it. She laughed too. It was strange, he was dying, she was crying, and they were both laughing. It was wrong and she wished it would have happened sooner.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Umber by AbominableDante reviews
Werewolves, shonenai, OC, oh my!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,059 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
Real Life Princesses by J Luc Pitard reviews
A novella set in January of 1947. The Hellsing Organization has been engaged to assist the Royal family by solving a mystery. A real life fairy tale with princesses and monsters. Completed Story
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,552 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
The Muffin Turtle of Insanity by Neogami reviews
Seras finds a purple turtle and takes it to her room, where it poops out muffins...and Pip eats one when Seras tries to hide the turtle from him. Beware: OOCness. Oh, and nudity. You have been warned.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006
Twisted Fates by Akane-Rei reviews
What if Arthur still ran Hellsing? What if Integra belonged to the Iscariot? An Integra centered alternate reality.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006
Blood and Steel by The Blue Zoo reviews
What happens after the defeat of the Last Battalion, when Integra is pressured into marriage by the Queen and parliament? IxA
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,048 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Baby sitting the devil's child by s.j. snodgrass reviews
This shouldn't be to difficult. Arucard thought to himself, watching with pleasure the stress on his master's face. Babysit one little girl. How difficult could that be?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Forbidden washing by s.j. snodgrass reviews
Intagra can no longer take the stench of Arucard's clothing, so she orders him to wash them. Arucard tries to object and tell why he shouldn't. But Integra isn't exactly the listening type.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
The evil elevator by s.j. snodgrass reviews
A little elevator ride is nothing to be afraid of, right? Well, for Arucard the answer might be a bit different.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Bad Positions by Karkahn reviews
Hehehe, Seras walks in and sees Alucard on Integra, what's going on there? And Walter can't keep it up? Poor guy... PG13 for suggestive situations and yaoi jokes!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 5/31/2004
The Conscience by Sanis reviews
I was a perfectly molded creature of darkness. Inside you will find an interesting internal look at a special character.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Puppies by Light1 reviews
Seras Victoria needs help to adjust to her new life. She finds help in the most unexpected place.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
The Pink Bunny by Naddy reviews
This story is about what the title says. If you like Pip or Integra than i recomend you don't read this. If you do, don't blame me! Anyways Guess who the pink bunny is!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
Remember all that you once knew by s.j. snodgrass reviews
Integra has a little accident, and now has memory loss. Just read it. My summaries are always bad. Rating may go up.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
I Give It Three by BloodSeer reviews
Seras makes a bet. Alucard destroys something again. And Integra...well lets just say she's about to pump quite a few bullets through a certain master vampire
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
The Price of Freedom by kelles reviews
UPDATED! Mangaverse AU, post vol 6. Pip becomes a vampire after he is drawn into Alucard's Undead Army. Pip changes more ways than he or Seras imagained. Pip & Seras and Dark Walter & Pip. Lemon in chapter 5, 7, 8. Het & Slash [WIP]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005
Hellsing Goes To The Movies by wankydoodle reviews
A series of Hellsing fics inspired by da movies. FINALLY UPDATED! All for one bloody ring...LOL.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005
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Nobody Listens to Techno reviews
After being restored, Blurr decides to start his life from scratch, resigns from spec ops, buys a bar and is ready to leave his darker past behind. Then there a peace treaty with the Decepticons happens and he suddenly has to play nice with former enemies whilst meandering on the edge of neutrality. Competent Blurr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/24 - [Blurr, Shockwave] Jazz, Ratchet
Coal Dust and Clockwork Rust reviews
While Cybertron suffocates in its own coal exhaust the onlookers of arena cheer as the Colossus of Kaon finally beats the silent Nautilus. Despite inquisition and fear, new era draws upon the steam-driven Cybertron. Steampunk Transformers. More characters in than FF allows me to list.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 9/30/2016 - [Soundwave, Arcee] Megatron, Knock Out
Rogue Three reviews
Eradicons are now on Cybertron, slowly thawing from stasis Steve and his team mates are about to discover the world they had fought for. [Soundwave/Steve] Sequel of the story Flight of Fancy but happens after the events of story Ice cream. You do not necessarily have to read the previous ones to get this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9 - Soundwave, Vehicons, Steve
Flight of Fancy reviews
Also known as Steve's awkward attempts of approaching Soundwave for a delicate matter. [Soundwave/Steve the Eradicon] and TFP sub-plot meant to have happened during the series. Not a series rewrite.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,749 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 12/4/2016 - [Soundwave, Steve] Vehicons - Complete
Assorted Selection of Monsters reviews
This is a set of practice oneshots of TFP universe mechs portrayed doing horrible things or indeed being monsters. Tread carefully, the ratings are in place for a reason ;)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/13
TFP Plot bunnies reviews
Chapter 2 - where casettes discuss Soundwave's behind behind his back.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/22/2016 - Breakdown, Soundwave, Knock Out, Jack D. - Complete
Ice cream reviews
The war is over and Knock Out tries to fit in with the Autobots, sometimes it is difficult. Sometimes doing what is right means breaking the rules. Also a prequel for the story "Pinpricks". Also a Bumblebee/ Knock Out fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack, Soundwave, Knock Out
Translucent top coat reviews
Arcee and Knock Out go on minecraft-worthy exploration of the cavernous depths of an old energon mine. The need to survive makes them discover that there is one bot they both hate more than they hate eachother.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Arcee, Breakdown, Knock Out
Pinpricks reviews
Busy with rebuilding Cybertron, Knock Out and Ratchet expand the array of their medical services to better serve the growing community. This is not necessarily greeted as a good thing by some mechs. (While you wait for updates you are welcome to pay visit to story Ice Cream which is a prequel to this little gem)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Smokescreen, Knock Out
My fair lady (R) reviews
Tsuzuki has BEWBS! Old story being slowly and painstakingly updated, AKA bear with me. (R) stands for Revamped and so are the first 5 chapters of this story New content 5th chapter. The next ones will follow eventually with a statistic probability which might fail to reject the hypothesis of finishing this story one day. Enjoy
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,014 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/13/2006 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki, Hisoka K.
A Wardrobe reviews
Two dead murderers on the wardrobes crest One man kills, other lays them to rest, yo ho, ho and the bottle of rum. That s what they both do the best
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,458 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 12/13/2007 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
Jack The Ripper reviews
The Pseudo Victorian Britain AU realm where Tsuzuki is a police officer investigating the case of Jack the Ripper, Muraki is a coroner in the same police departement. Welcome in if You dare, leave a comment if You care :D
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
Once little angel turned bad reviews
Muraki, would you believe it, was also a kid, not the notorious killer we all know and love. Insight into his preSaki life, starting schoolyears. OriyaMuraki, TsuzukiMuraki in certain scenes.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - K. Muraki, Oriya M.
Corpse groom reviews
Muraki is dead, its good, right? There is nothing bad a corpse can do, right? Especially when Murakis corpse is missing, RIGHT?chapter 6 has Tsuzuki found the right person or is he being cheated?
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,833 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
The encyclopedia of Muraki Kazutaka reviews
The first issue has added dictionary to it
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - K. Muraki, K. Muraki
Muraki VS Mr Psychiatrist reviews
The inevitable clash between Muraki and a Psychiatrist, Dont tell me youve never thought of how it might be.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - K. Muraki - Complete
Big monster vs Little monster reviews
There is only one thing Alucard fears, and that makes Seras happy. Yiihaa the next chapter Hellsings adventures in the water amusement park are finally up.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Alucard, Integra
The little red ridinghoood reviews
E WARNED THIS STORRY IS OFFENSIVE the last chapter is out in which you shall find the answers to the questions you had when reading the previous chapters! AND THE PROOF THAT MY BRAINISSTILL INTACT :D
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006
The lord of the tub reviews
Will Integra EVER leave Alucards bathroom, will Alucard wear the shorts? Will Seras ever Buy the Gadget? Find out in the epilogue chapter of The Lord of the tub The last stand of the wax!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
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