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Joined 12-28-17, id: 10162392, Profile Updated: 10-13-19
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, and Star Wars.

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To be honest, I am still not quiet sure that the hell I am supposed to but in here, but I figured I should probably fill this thing out eventually.

I only write HP, but love so many others.


I am shit at updating this stuff, so if you want to keep tabs on me you can find me on Facebook as MsMerlin Eff, Tumblr @ Ms-merlinblack and that's pretty much it. 3


It's not all "Abraca-fuck you" and what have you, I have a BEATING HEART, I am MULTIDIMENSIONAL, I'm a FULLY realized creation, FUCK!

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Tip of My Tongue by Kittenshift17 reviews
When Draco's wife is caught cheating and pregnant to another man, Draco must fight for custody of his son, Scorpius. Hermione, determined to ensure her son, Aurelian, grows up knowing his brother without Draco finding out, somehow winds up tangled into the middle of Draco's impending divorce. Can she help it if she also keeps finding herself tangled in his embrace, and liking it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 191,716 - Reviews: 11207 - Favs: 4,689 - Follows: 7,403 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/13/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.]
Changing Scenery by aethling reviews
Seven years have passed since the war ended. Hermione has everything she's always wanted, but she still isn't satisfied. When she mentions she's bored to Harry, she didn't think that her boredom would be alleviated quite this way. And she definitely didn't expect to see Draco Malfoy again, and does he have...wings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,071 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P., Draco M.]
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 16784 - Favs: 28,447 - Follows: 15,910 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hedgehog's Dilemma by Shadukiam reviews
Hermione is Harry's best friend, and Draco is Harry's long-term boyfriend. The problem, of course, is that he's sort of in love with both of them. The Age of Aquarius has finally met its match. Draco/Harry/Hermione triad fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,269 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 9/2/2016
The Trouble with Marriage Laws by Freya Ishtar reviews
*REPOST* When Post-War law matches Hermione to Harry, AND Draco, she's determined to a find a way out. Research leads to a long-hidden secret in the shadowy past of pure-blood society, giving her hope there may be a way to fix things. Yet, as the wedding draws near, and she sees them both in a new light, she starts to wonder if she really wants to escape this fate. (triad fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,431 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 3/18/2019 - Published: 6/17/2018 - [Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Master Mine Book 1: A Lesson in Submission by SnowblindLissaDream reviews
Hermione accidently witnesses something and her life changes forever. Canon compliant to book 6 then STRONG AU. Dominance/submission. SS-HG, LM-HG, DM-HG, CW-HG, light OC-HG. Other OC's involved as friends. Longer synopsis in first chapter. Book 1/3. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 287,173 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Howl For Me by Kittenshift17 reviews
The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,933 - Reviews: 4128 - Favs: 5,432 - Follows: 8,218 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
The Office: Hogwarts Edition by Flourishing Gardens reviews
Life goes on after the war. Our favorite Harry Potter characters flee to the safety of a boring Parchment Company office: "Merlin Niffler's." Is it really as boring as they think? A mixture of life, love, and adventure, with a sprinkle heartbreak, a dash of family, and a whole lot of humor makes up The Office: Hogwarts Edition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/21/2018 - Published: 7/30/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Draco M.
Prodigal Witch by MissFantastic reviews
Hermione Granger returns to England after years away. Things have changed back home, but so has she; though Hermione doesn't know just how much. No one ever said change was easy and in her case it is downright dangerous, but she wouldn't be alone. Not only do drastic changes affect Hermione's life and magic, but she will also end up bound for life to another. Hermione/Multiples
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,788 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 4,301 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 13933 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12749 - Favs: 13,241 - Follows: 7,519 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
This Isn't Happening by keelhaulrose reviews
After a night she can't remember, Hermione finds out she's going to have a permanent reminder. Unplanned pregnancy, SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,548 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3287 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 6,129 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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New Romantics reviews
Truth be told, it was probably the accent. God, she loved that accent. Clearly, her ongoing yearlong booty call sessions with yet another British man that she most definitely shouldn't be sleeping with showed how weak she was for that fucking accent. Or the one in which Hermione ends up accidentally sleeping with her poly-fuck buddies royal boyfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,923 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 1/6 - [Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.]
Decree reviews
When the Ministry of Magic enforces a long forgotten law, Hermione never thought she'd be assigned to two wizards—let alone her best friend and his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,176 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/24/2019 - [Hermione G., James P., Harry P.]
The quiet space between love and hate reviews
He was the exact same man she had met nearly twelve years ago. Which is why it made no sense that it was he who graced her bed nearly every night. It was his touch she craved, and worse, he was who made her heart flutter and her stomach swoop. or the one in which Hermione finds herself inexplicably incapable of keeping Severus Snape out of her knickers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/26 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
From Russia Without Love reviews
Sent to a foreign country on a critical assignment just weeks before Christmas, Hermione and Draco must figure out how to not only work together, but share a tiny cabin in a rural village. While Hermione can't quite speak the native language, Draco's actions may speak louder than his words ever could.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 12/13/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Thirty reviews
After a shit day at work, Hermione wanted nothing more than to curl in with a bottle of wine and her cat to celebrate her thirtieth birthday. However, her handsome neighbor and his boyfriend had other plans in mind. Birthday fic for dreamsofdramione. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/13/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.] - Complete
Findr reviews
Hermione is about to go through her first heat as an Omega. Problem is: she doesn't have an Alpha to help see her through. Leave it to her best friend, Harry Potter, to sign her up for a match service called Findr, where Hermione finds a married couple looking for an Omega to share.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,855 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 10/18/2019 - Published: 9/27/2019 - [Hermione G., Remus L., Sirius B.] Harry P. - Complete
Five Pound Note reviews
How much is a five pound note worth? For Harry, it's bought him a lifetime of happiness with the one witch whose always had his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/15/2019 - Complete
Right the First Time reviews
"Are you familiar with Time-Turners Miss Granger?" The question was the catalyst that sent Hermione back on a secret mission to stop Voldemort before October 31st, 1981. Her work with the original order was important, but clearly nobody relayed this to her partner. Young and not yet tainted by the pain of loss and Azkaban, Sirius Black was a lot harder to manage than Ron or Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 405,352 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 3/14/2018 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Regulus B. - Complete
Nesting reviews
When Hermione goes into heat unexpectedly, her two Alphas know just what she needs. Written for LadyKenz347
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/6/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Skywalker Comics reviews
When Rey shows up to work one rainy night during monsoon season she never expected to find out Luke sold Skywalker Comics and that her new boss was more than she bargained for.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2019 - Published: 9/25/2019 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
Insignificant Other reviews
Tired of dealing with the hassle of dating, Harry and Hermione naively decide to turn to one another to fulfill some of their more carnal desires. With a set of carefully selected rules, they vow to not let something as simple as shagging impact their friendship. Fortunately, neither of the Gryffindor's had ever been keen on playing by the rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,094 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 245 - Published: 9/8/2019 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Two Desks Apart reviews
Draco used a strict set of rules to regulate his once out of control life post-war. His parents and friends express concern over his stagnant life in the form of setting him up on blind dates in hopes of helping Draco find 'the one'. Little did they all know, the witch who captured his heart had been just two desk apart from him for the past two years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,393 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/2/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Pints reviews
Pints after work with Remus were just supposed to help take her mind off what a prick her ex was, but an impulsive decision might have just exposed more than what Hermione was bargaining for. One Shot Prompt: Fake out, Make Out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/23/2019 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
East of Eden reviews
Thrust into an unwanted spotlight with no support from her friends, Hermione turned to alcohol and drugs as a means to ease the deep ache of abandonment. Her life was spiraling out of control until Harry decides to step in. Hiring an American talent management agency to help clean up Hermione, he never expected a blonde wizard from their past to waltz in and piece her back together
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,360 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/2/2019 - Published: 1/30/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Spurious reviews
Hermione could navigate the nuisances of the court room, but dealing with her lack luster love life was another story. When Draco steps up to be her fake boyfriend and attend Neville and Luna's wedding with her, she just might have bit off more than she can chew. With one bed, a fake boyfriend and a presumed one sided romance brewing, the weekend is sure to be a memorable one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/13/2019
Golden reviews
In a world where magic is forbidden and bounty hunters are on the prowl, Hermione must try to outrun the Crownland's most notorious hunter, The Harrier, when her secret is exposed. Magic Suppression AU. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Compulsion reviews
Her mind strayed to thoughts of him since returning to Hogwarts. Ever present, haunting her dreams. Shamless Smut. Porn with Plot (Minor). One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/5/2019 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Dear Shakespeare reviews
When the fates bring together two opposites, will the love they have be able to overcome the years of obstacles that follow? Seventeen years of relationship's ups and downs told through a series of vignettes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W. - Complete
Mulled Wine and a Bit of Courage reviews
Many things had changed since the end of the war, but Harry's boyhood crush on his best friend was certainly not one of them. Both newly single, Harry invites Hermione to come stay the night at his house in Christmas Eve to help him with his god son with the best intentions in mind, but fate has a funny way of bringing those who are meant to be together. Written for Harmony & Co. A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,370 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/26/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Teddy L. - Complete
Couplage reviews
When the Ministry decreed all persons with Veela heritage must make the pilgrimage back to Les Champs D'accouplement for a mandatory two week stay to their most sacred grounds, Draco was far from happy. Little did he know his connection to the Veela Queen and just how upside down his world would turn after his short stay. PWP. Non-War AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/28/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
New Memories reviews
Harry decides Hermione needs to make new memories in the Forest of Dean for her birthday. **Harmony & Co. Hermione Birthday Drabble Challenge**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Sixteen reviews
**RIGHT THE FIRST TIME UNIVERSE** Harry is given a very special sixteenth birthday gift from his girlfriend, Hermione Granger. (implied Underage Sex)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/31/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bad at love reviews
With her engagement to Ron called off, Hermione turned to the wizard she could not manage to keep herself away from. Draco Malfoy. OS. Post-War. Not Epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Complete