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Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 4,528 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/31/2012
Dirty Little Secret by sexysiren1981 reviews
AU AH There is nothing more tempting than the forbidden. That goes double for Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,792 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Bella, Edward] Carlisle, Charlie S.
Sperm Donor Wanted by OzellaMarie reviews
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 52,178 - Reviews: 5114 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Evermore Experience by deJean Smith reviews
Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,112 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Live by GeezerWench reviews
Rebelling against Edward's crushing protectiveness, Bella races for La Push. Goal in sight, she crashes, shattering her truck and her body. Jasper, discovering Bella gravely injured and bleeding profusely, pulls her from the wreckage. Fighting the lust for her blood was only the first battle. Violence, adult themes. Jasper/Bella *Award Winning*. Violence, language, adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 394,960 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/14/2012 - [Bella, Jasper] [Peter, Charlotte]
Moonlit by StormDragonfly reviews
When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 220,063 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle]
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
Say my name, Bella by sexysiren1981 reviews
*Complete* AU Twilight NM. After Edward leaves Bella in the forest. Sam finds he has an insatable appetite for the girl he found. Bella is curiously drawn to the alpha of the La Push wolves but ultimately where will the undeniable passion between them lead? -Bella/Sam-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Bella, Sam] Jacob, Leah - Complete
Reason For Living by RobzBeanie reviews
**COMPLETE ** A man who just wants to live and a woman who forgot how to live. Can they be what the other needs to survive? Recluse Bella gets a surprise when she answers her door. Rated C for Cheekyward. AH, Tattward ** #5 IN THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK POLL, WEEK OF 9/24-9/30 ** #5 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Jul 2013 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 162,579 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7664 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Home for the Holidays by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella's roommate, Kate, offers her a place to stay during Christmas break. Unfortunately for Bella, Kate's dad is kind of hot. Attraction, UST, and a meddling daughter may just bring these two together. AH; ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,333 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,748 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 4394 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Bonds of Blood by Someryn reviews
Jasper's control slips when Bella bleeds on her birthday, but he's not the only one. In the distraction, he gets to Bella, but he pulls back in time for her to become a vampire sooner than anyone had planned. What no one ever told them, though, is that a link can form between newborn and sire, and it can break all other bonds… A meandering, semi-lyrical Jasper/Bella oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2616 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 3,995 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20136 - Favs: 13,092 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Times They Never Met by TheFicChick reviews
In the transition from human to vampire, Edward walks alone over the course of seventy years. Or does he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,064 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suit Up by Marvar reviews
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch? My entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. First place in Public vote and the Judges's pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Edward, Bella
Where Roads Converge by FluffyLiz reviews
A homeless boy, hitch-hiking in the snow, a woman on her own, running from an abusive relationship. Is she crazy to stop, or are their paths destined to cross? Can this mismatched pair find succour and salvation together, or will their pasts intrude and drive them apart? AH. Two-times winner of The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week Poll.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,139 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 4,543 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sorry not sorry by LuckyStar815 reviews
All but gone
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4634 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Child by FluffyLiz reviews
Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17 year old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he's worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,906 - Reviews: 5379 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hate What You Do To Me by Catastrophia reviews
Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6679 - Favs: 4,978 - Follows: 4,836 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Shelter by moirae reviews
Bella never made it to Forks, never met Edward, never fell in love. As a student at Emerson College, she is passionate, smart, and desperately lonely. Until someone catches the scent of his singer on the air . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,351 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7627 - Favs: 5,064 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Never Knew by nerac reviews
After a phone call from a stranger turns her life upside down, Isabella Dwyer realizes that the people you trust the most sometimes tell the biggest lies. Can she convince a man in uniform to help her discover the things she never knew? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,640 - Reviews: 6005 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 5,663 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 4,693 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5226 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 2,748 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Moonlight by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Jasper finds the new girl quite intriguing. With Edward recovering with Alice in Alaska, can Jasper get closer to Bella? Can he control himself enough to fall in love? Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,007 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Breathe by Knitchick reviews
Based on the 2005 movie. What would have happened if instead of walking away in anger, they had just taken a breath and closed the scant distance between them during the proposal scene in the rain? A story about forgiveness and overcoming the obstacles of family, friends, society and their own pride and prejudices to find their happy ending. Fluff. Some characters are slightly OOC.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,406 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8911 - Favs: 7,391 - Follows: 4,869 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14251 - Favs: 15,282 - Follows: 8,289 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11337 - Favs: 4,639 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Discoveries by twiXlite reviews
Tattward&Inkella competition entry. When Edward realises that his marriage was over before it started, will some new ink give him the courage to do something about it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Love You by angelusgrl0627 reviews
Arguements take place and Bella wonders about Edwards love for her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,216 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 4/6/2006
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3222 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Get Even Or Die Trying by reader71 reviews
Bella broke up with Edward once he refused to change her. He thought he was keeping her safe. But now Bella has a new best friend, a new wardrobe, and a new boyfriend. Can he save their relationship before theres nothing left to save? Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Reasons Why I Love You by Wyntermajik reviews
He said nothing but I knew he had heard me because that was when he closed the gap between us and I was once again engulfed mind, body, and soul by a simple kiss.[EdwardxBella][Parts 1 to 6 posted]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007
Finality by keithlee reviews
Bella learns of a vampire with questionable morals. Edward learns of another love of Bella's. Their passion is rising drastically, but can the lion and the lamb dance around death any longer, or is the grim reaper just around the corner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,123 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006
Summer Interlude by MidnightWalking reviews
Summer Interlude picks up after the prom and is told from Bella and Edwards PoV. It will cover summer vacation and their developing relationship. For those who haven't read this story and for those who have, I'm in the process of editing and revising.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,473 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
like us by twieveluv reviews
Tristan and Aurora another human vampire couple meet the cullens and Aurora and Bella quickly become friends and learn how much they have in common. They don't realize though their boyfriends are both vampires how much they really do have in common until
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,956 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006
Wish Fulfillment reviews
What if Alice never had the vision of Bella cliff diving? New Moon spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2006