The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
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Joined 03-28-06, id: 1016782, Profile Updated: 06-27-10
Author has written 13 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

I'm sorry to everyone, but I have quit this account. I just can't write for the same fandoms and I feel that my writing has grown very differently from what I had posted here earlier. I an still writing, but for different fandoms, mainly Hetalia. If you are interested in that, you can find me with the ID 1420545. If not, I apologize again for quitting all of my stories and disappointing you.

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Velveteen Rabbits and Studded Belts by Zephyras reviews
As a twenty year old single mother, Kuchiki Rukia knew she would not be welcome in the relatively small town of Karakura. And that was how -and where- the whole mess began. Ichigo/Rukia. AU, Modern.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,204 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Elope! by theYellowDello reviews
No longer a oneshot. Kyoko's mother has arrived to take her away. What can Ren do? inspired by Mjus's "A falling star", which I recommend, by the way.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Tomato by HippieVampire reviews
Title subject to change Uhh... so Lovino gets all motherly about a tomato and the others tease him about it..... ahh sucky summary.Better inside. T just to be really safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Continuity by Servant of Anubis reviews
ONESHOT. Russia says Tai Chi cannot be used to fight. China will prove him wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Runaway Royalty by leavesfallingup reviews
Kotonami Kanae is offered her big break, debuting as the leading lady in a new movie. But then she meets her costar: Uesugi Hiou, the boy who has a crush on her and who loved to boss her around. How will she cope with three months in Australia with Hiou?
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,583 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Kanae, Hiou - Complete
Always With You by leavesfallingup reviews
Kyoko is asked to do a commercial drama along with Tsuruga Ren. As their popularity increases so does the chance that their secrets will be revealed.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by WinButler reviews
Germany and Italy like each other. That's obvious. It's telling each other that's the problem. So, instead, they both decide to pretend to date someone else, to make the other jealous. Who will crack first? Eventual Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Stand By Me by C.Queen reviews
An accident on Sho's set has Kyoko dangling off a balcony with her immenent demise at hand if someone doesn't save her. She doesn't trust Sho..but what about her Fairy Prince?
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Association Socialistic by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Continuous Palpitations by false sourires reviews
Ren must help Yashiro recover from seeing Box R for the first time. Spoiler alert.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Yashiro, Ren - Complete
5 Bucks an Hour by Pippin's Socks reviews
Kid can be quite a manipulative little bastard sometimes. Stein/Marie. AU-ish.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
It's What We Do by Mokona-Midoki reviews
COMPLETE! Oneshot. Nami catches a cold. Zoro is forced to play nursemaid. COMPLETE!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Undern'Eathes It All by Ms. Kreatopita reviews
Sven x Tearju two-part one shot! Some spoilers for Vol 12. Echidna and Eathes a new Apostle mess up big time when Sven enters the line of fire! Rated T for language and mild adult themes. NOW WITH A BONUS "MORNING AFTER" STORY!
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sven V., Tearju L. - Complete
The Pink Flowery Bankai Of Doom by VioTanequil reviews
Could anyone possibly be happy over something pink and flowery? Could a male possibly be happy over that? The answer was simple. Yes, eventually. Inspired by AirDNA's When He Was Young.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Jeremy Manson's Worst Day Ever by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
The title's pretty self explanitory. Jeremy comes home from a business trip to find a lot has changed in his absence. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Prepare the Defenses by Shandathe reviews
The characters of Sweeney Todd try to escape the impending influx of MarySues brought on by the movie coming out.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2007
Bun's in the Oven by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
Sam cook's dinner for her parents and they belive its to cover up something she did wrong. Leading to a misunderstand of hysteric proportions. DannyXSam of course. Oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Diplomacy by Electric Risk reviews
Zuko and Katara seem to have an endless supply of things to fight about, like bad haircuts and a poor understanding of the color spectrum, but a change in battle tactics makes their war far more interesting. Utter crack takes on human form as... Zutara!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Of Ballet and Blackmail by chocobeer reviews
Katara goes to see a ballet performance and learns something interesting about a certain arch enemy of hers...Oneshot, Modernverse, Zutara. T for slight swearing, and me being perverted.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Katara's Birthday by 7E5T3R reviews
It's Katara's birthday, and everyone has gotten something for her but Zuko. Zutara oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Ace of Spades by Stupidfic reviews
the other aces are tired of the Ace of Spades and their dislike for the card ends his life
Solitaire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Getting Hitched? by SexxiNElusive reviews
It's been 3 years since Sozin's comet, and everyone's getting together...everyone except Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Azula's Fangirl Crush by Lost In A Dark Wood reviews
Azula’s got a heart? Go figure. Anyway, Azula’s found the perfect man to rule to the Fire Nation by her side, he just doesn’t know it yet.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Azula, Zuko
Children of the Nations by Akatsuki Feathers reviews
Being of mixed breed is always hard. [A set of four drabbles centering around the life of children with different nation parents. All OC's]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Termination by 2wingo reviews
Rated for later content and language. Summery inside. Please review.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Season Two Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
The sequel of the damned. 20 more situations that would've ended differently had Zuko done it shirtless.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Zuko - Complete
10 Steps to DeSue a Mary Sue by kigen reviews
Mary Sues. The Avatar fanfiction is full of them. However, there is hope! Sokka will go with you step by step and explain just how to desue your Mary Sue, and change her into a great character! Cuteness warning, Sokka playing professor.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sokka
How To Write A Typical Zutara Fic by Kitty-chan33 reviews
A step by step guide on how to write a horrible fic and make a fool of yourself at the same time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fanfiction Authors of Doom by greatestheights reviews
Some might say it's unfair to make fun of HP fanfiction authors. Yeah, well screw that. The fans are the ones who know best...right? [Warning: Parodies and Attempts at Humor Ahead]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2006
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Jazz Fenton's Heck by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
Tucker: What the heck happend? Jazz: Ember showed up and got fat on fish tacos, Danny and Sam got married and you showed Moderate DXS don't read if you don't like the pairing. Finally complete.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Jazz F. - Complete
Sokka's Guide to Watertribe Appeal by Jesus.Lives reviews
Love life not working out for you? Want to get the water tribe sex appeal and have every nation falling head over heels for you? Look no further. Pairings: SOKKAXEVERYONE and KATARAXEVERYONE
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Raoul's Revenge by museforsale reviews
Everybody make for the trees and protect the children: Raoul’s got a marker! And this Fopppio will stop at nothing to get what he wants all of the fop bashers terminated, along with a ducky named Shooku.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Raoul, Erik
Wizards and Weed by g-g-g-unit reviews
Watch Harry and Hermione as they weave through a school of marijuana addicts! Disclaimer 9/4/11 : I was pretty young when I wrote this story, too young to have smoked before. Just enjoy the story for what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Season One Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Breakdown by Fiore's Kisenianblossom reviews
Snape has a mental breakdown courtesy of Fred and George. Humor, no sex. Oneshot. Slight gender bending. Language. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Lemon Drops by snowfallegends reviews
what happens when Harry and Hermione aren't the perfect little angels everyone thinks they are, what with their amazing singing and guitars and getting hot over the summer...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What would Happen If Sydney Didnt Look LIke Darnay by MWPPrule reviews
Basically an Alternate Ending of A Tale of Two Cities. This is how the story would be affected if they didnt look alike. I DO NOT OWN A TALE OF TWO CITIES
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Zuko's Troops by Muffytaj reviews
Soldiers are such gossips! Set after episode 9.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Special Shoes by Julri reviews
Gemma has a very nasty habit that Kartik is not too fond of.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
A Tale of Two Cities in Limericks by Horsesrule reviews
Doggerel about ATOTC. Don't say I didn't warn you. . .
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
Discussing NEWTs by snowfallegends reviews
this is me poking fun at some of the pairings I don't approve of, and RON! read and review please, they are my source of survival! this is a repost so please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The BoyWhoLivedToSnog by Angyua reviews
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasly, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasly in Diagon Alley. aka. Snog Town. But, what's this? Voldemort? Attacking? Well this has never happened before. An ambush. How original.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
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The Paradox of Peace reviews
Two years after the war ends, Regent Fire Lord Iroh is forced to release Azula from prison to prevent a revolt. To secure Prince Zuko's place on the throne, Regent Fire Lord Iroh is forced to arrange Prince Zuko's marriage. DISCONTINUED.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Zuko, Katara
The Cabbage Conspiracy: A Crackfic reviews
A fic based on a true quote heard by my ears at the San Diego Comic Con from Bryan Konietzko himself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Missing Moments in Danny History reviews
Funny things that should have happened... but didn't. No longer being written.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
The Sad, Sad Tale of an Arranged Marriage reviews
After Harry saves Ron's life, Mr and Mrs Weasley decided the only way to repay him is by giving him Ginny's hand in marriage. Chaos insues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
50 Reasons Why Toph and Sokka Should Be Together reviews
Muffin, Doughnut, and Cupcake are once again tying people up. Except this time, the Pastries are sugar high from Halloween!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Slave reviews
AU When the Fire Nation raided the South Pole, Katara was taken as a slave to the Fire Court. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
TRIP TO EUROPE reviews
Danny, Sam, Paulina, Dash, Tucker, Valerie, Jazz, Mikey, Kwan, and Star are going on a trip to Europe! Mayhem ensues! Includes Danny streaking, evil truth or dare, and French kissing!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Popular reviews
Raoul has some advice for Erik...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
The Wedding Race reviews
Whoever gets married and has a kid first gets the kingdom, Fire Lord Ozai proclaimed. Azula and Zuko sprinted away. Azulaang Zutara WARNING! Slightly disturbing. OK, really disturbing!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
50 Reasons Why Sam and Danny Should Be Together reviews
Danny woke up tied in a chair. He realized Sam was tied to his lap... Fangirls kidnap Danny and Sam and force them together... with rope! COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Past Mistakes reviews
Yet another ohsooriginal story where Harry and Ginny are catapulted to the past where they meet their parnets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Galleon reviews
Ron finds a Galleon on the street. Fred and George, of course, begin too devise a plan to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
The Phantessa of the Ballet reviews
The story that explains the strange happenings at the Royal Italian Ballet. Terrorized by a caped, masked, women. A hilarious parody of the musical. Please note that the parody is SUPPOSED to sound really stupid.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
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