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Out of the Blue by quillqueen reviews
[Updated after... YEARS!] In her seventh year, Cho, angsty and confused as ever, tries to find someone new. For some reason, things just fell into place. DracoChoTerence. RR please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,760 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Draco M., Cho C.
Miss Maywater and the Dogstar by SiriuslyFanatical reviews
What will the sexgod of Gryffindor do when he falls for the quiet girl with more problems than he could have imagined? And how long will they last? SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,507 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Sirius B., OC
Five Cases of Contagious Personality by Lady Tragic reviews
It is not unheard of for an empath/telepath, when under severe mental and physical strain, to unconsciously mimic the emotions and personalities of those around them..."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Teach Me by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
K/S. Set during the new Trek movie, which means major spoilers. My take on Kirk and Spock's first meeting at Starfleet Academy. Spock is Kirk's teacher and they really don't get along! Just how much do they *hate* each other? Slash. Spock & Kirk POVs.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,966 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Heart of a Ferret by Smaradgus reviews
Forced to spend weeks together in a small cage as ferrets, life can't be the same anymore for Harry and Draco. Are new perspectives and new allies enough for our heroes to come through the upcoming war? H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,335 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trick Stair II: Advanced Studies by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Three hours was an awfully long time to spend in a trick stair. But now that they're out of the stair, Hermione and Draco don't feel like it was that long, and the world outside seems a great deal more real. And what's this new PostNEWTs business?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sed Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes by pink-levicorpus reviews
It is seventh year and Hermione has been appointed Head Girl opposite Draco Malfoy. How will the trio react when Hermione begins to feel the effects of working so close to Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,883 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Christine's Madness by Cookie LaRue reviews
Set several years after POTO. Tragedy and loneliness cause Christine’s mind to slowly descend into madness. Will a ghost from her past help her or destroy her? A cross between Leroux and ALW.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Christine, Raoul
Matchmakers, Inc by Kaoru2.50 reviews
At long last, Seamus' plan has come to fruition when Harry and Draco finally admit their feelings for one another. Harry has a surprise in store that Draco won't soon forget. ::M for content in later chapters:: Last Chapter up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,359 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Her Disparage by Svelte Rose reviews
She was the epitome of prudence, they embodied unruliness. She found life tedious, they believed it a great game. She organized their business & other affairs, they WERE her affairs. AU mini series. Hermione, Draco, Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006
Tonks' Lament by KeatsLove reviews
What do you do with a commitment phobic werewolf? Tonks does everything in her power to get Remus Lupin to agree to snatch a little bit of happiness in the dark times they're living in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Bitter Bargain by The Treacle Tart reviews
Ron Weasley has to make a deal with the devil to save his friend’s life. Ron, Snape, Ron andHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Along Came A Wizard by fallenwitch reviews
A bet, a wanted witch, and a magical contract land Draco in a most unexpected situation. Can his Slytherin soul survive intact or will he succumb to one redheaded witch in bondage? Snarky humor, romance, and a pinch of angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,669 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,858 - Reviews: 8039 - Favs: 12,115 - Follows: 4,663 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Showstopper by Phantomstar07 reviews
A high school performance of Phantom. A star who thinks the world revolves around him. This show will make or break the boy's delusions. Told from different POVs. Very exaggerated and ironic and sarcastic, enjoy! Note: sorry for the cutoff. :
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,298 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Erik - Complete
The Swan by golden-d reviews
Hufflepuffs aren't the only ones who can be loyal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Some People Were Just Meant to be Unicycles by L. Dora Willows reviews
“Well, I mean you, and Ron, and Hermione, you’re rather like a muggle tricycle, aren’t you?” “We’re like a – what?” He failed to see how he and his two best friends resembled a form of transportation reserved for muggle children. RHr, HG, onesided LunaRon
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Shamanism by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Take my hand. Hold fast, hold strong.Sequel to Snap Me Back Into Hell. DracoHermione. The road to recovery. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Klatchian Coffee by Klatchian Coffee reviews
Elsie Mags the seamstress, no, really, she actually is, is new to AnkhMorpork, hates it when people talk to her chest and is about to find herself in the middle of a dangerous new wave of fashion. Sorry about the test chapter the REAL chapter 3 is now up!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3214 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete