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Author has written 2 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and CSI: Miami.

Hi, My name is Michelle.

I'm 20 years old

well if iever can get the plot bunnies out of my head and down on paper ill put somthing else up. till then ill enjoy reading all the great stories

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In Another's Shoes by Splinter reviews
Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/26/2005
Where the Teddybears Have Their Picnic by xenascully reviews
Tony goes missing for over a month. When the team finds him, he's not the man they knew...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 105,121 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
The Troubles of Childhood by Myth Queen reviews
SG-1 encounters an odd device while traveling on another planet that turns them all into five-year-olds. Set Season 10. Crackfic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
When Jack Met Teal'c by M H E Priest reviews
While Jack and Teal'c wait to for their first post-mission physical together, they get to know each other a little better.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
The Ultimate Shuck N' Jive by ackeberlynn reviews
Is it the worst tragedy Hazzard has ever seen? Or the biggest shuck n' jive anyone has ever pulled? Just how far will the boys go to do the right thing? And what will the consequences be? COMPLETE!
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,365 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Bo D., Luke D. - Complete
Where's Walter? by Gatewriter reviews
Walter takes a day off...What could possibly go wrong?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - J. O'Neill - Complete
That's ItNo More Missions with SG11! by mara-anni reviews
When Daniel and Teal'c accompany SG11 on a routine mission. They return to the SGC, not quite themselves. Post S8. S/J and Team. Just some silliness, not meant to be at all serious.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
We've Got Your Bunnies by Come Lady Death reviews
Kaylee smuggles a pet on-board. She gets help keeping that fact from the Captain from an unexpected source. Written for whedonland's Storyteller challenge.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kaylee, Zoe W. - Complete
Physician and Physicist by AndromedaMarine reviews
She is the physician; he the physicist. Rodney and Jennifer exchange emails that quickly go from professional to personal. Documents the development of their relationship. Written in email-narrative format alternating chapters. McKeller. 20/20. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,568 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Rodney M., Jennifer K. - Complete
Bonding by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Jayne tries to stop feeling like such an outsider. 5th in the Discovery-verse.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Missing Fire by Simone Robinson reviews
When Raphael is captures, his tormentors do everything in their poor to break him. How much can he take, and will his brothers be able to find him in time?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,529 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Still Flying by xfirefly9x reviews
Firefly/SG-1. SG-1 is stranded in the Firefly universe. They join forces with the crew of Serenity in the hopes to find a way back home. Thanks to Celine for the beta help!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,978 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - S. Carter, Mal - Complete
The Perils of Lemon by flashwitch reviews
How did Rodney and Carson get to know each other? Why does Rodney call Carson his best friend? Here's a story exploring that. NOT SLASH.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
The Assassins by mudstalker reviews
Two assassins get the "easy" job of killing Daniel. They think it is a piece of cake... until they actually try to pull it off.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - D. Jackson - Complete
Their Day in Baltimore by InsaneMelon reviews
Tony and Gibbs finally meet again but one is still reeling from his loss and tries to keep his distance while the other tries to act as if it doesn't hurt. Throw in a serial killer and you get a whole lot of trouble. / Sequel to 'The Day Before The Day
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,180 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Stupid Question by Polaris'05 reviews
THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Paterfamilias by hobbitsdoitbetter reviews
Logan seen through the eyes of the women in his life. Things change, but there's one person they can rely on. AU, was originally a one shot. Nothing to do with "Still-Life," I'm afraid...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Logan/Wolverine
The Bridge by Kariesue reviews
David and John Sheppard meet for lunch while in San Francisco.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,270 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2010 - John S., David S./Sheppard - Complete
Splinter's Rules for the Lair by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
Co-authored with H.E. Grey! "My sons, enough is enough. I've had it up to here with all the insanity that goes on around here, and this list will tell you what you are and are not allowed to do anymore. Please, no more explosions."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Lack of Sleep by Scribe of Turesa reviews
Over a week has past since Leo last slept...Leo finally gets to sleep...when Mike goes to check on him...will he be doomed?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
NCIS, Transformed by Emerald1 reviews
When it's only Monday and McGee's phone just transformed into an alien robot, you know the rest of the week is gonna suck. Tuesday's arrival of the killer blonde with a really long tongue and a crush on DiNozzo doesn't bode well either. Movie Challenge.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,812 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Tim M., Ratchet - Complete
When It Counts by Kallasilya reviews
It was all just bad timing, really. Michelangelo is forced to explore the limits of his self-control, and surprises everyone but himself with the results.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Jayne's Big Damn Secret by veshengri reviews
Jayne... has a secret. It's a good 'un. Get him in a turrible fix someday...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jayne, Inara - Complete
The Day Before The Day by InsaneMelon reviews
COMPLETE Gibbs had always known that Tony would make a damn fine investigator. Even before they met again in Baltimore..." Pre-Series/slightly AU, Gibbs/Tony, Father/Son
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Traits by MuffledSnickers reviews
One shot: Directly after Liberty Island: Just how much of Logan did Rogue absorb?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Outbreak by spacegypsy1 reviews
Bra’tac considers the implications of an outbreak running rampant through SG-1. T/I, C/C, J/S and D/V.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Donatello's Quest for Coffee by Hyaroo reviews
A parody of INFOCOM-style text based adventure games: Donatello is on a quest to get some coffee... sounds easy, right? Voted "Best Comedy" in the Stealthy Stories' 2008 TMNT Fanfiction Competition!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Donatello - Complete
A New Leash On Life by TakumaAngel reviews
When an invention goes wrong, Wolverine is turned into a cute little wolf puppy! Or so it seems. But he's more of a handfull as a puppy than he is when he can actually talk. Poor Scott didn't have a chance...
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Knifepoint by CatsmeowG8 reviews
When Jack's worst nightmare comes true, he takes Daniel with him. It's up to Sam and Teal'c to find their teammates and bring them home.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
The Marriage Files by hariboo-smirks reviews
They don’t like to talk about the fact they’ve been married about six times off-world. Daniel/Vala.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Watcher by Avampyre reviews
Atlantis thinks about Rodney McKay and watches as the inhabitants of the city finally learn to stop taking everything he does for granted.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
Stop The Evolution I Wanna Get Off by Red Witch reviews
What happens when the X-Men discover there's a tv show about them? They're not happy. But when are they ever?
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
It's Gotten Old by Danae Dixon reviews
Seems like SG-1 are just used to this kind of thing by now... "Threads" extended scene.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Smile by BkWurm1 reviews
While the team is relaxing at McGinty's after a mission, Sam catches on to Daniel and Vala. Written for the Month of Love challenge day 2 on LJ. Teamy, but also very D/V. Complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
I Always Wondered by tFantasyFan reviews
Battles, paranoia, deadly whirlpools, ninja-sniffing perverts, a cheese-grating Shredder and a mystery bazooka, all in a single evening. Like we can help where our conversations venture.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
There's No Excuse For This by Serendipity1 reviews
Leo manages to convert the Shredder with his own masculine wiles. Everyone else agrees this is insane. OR IS IT?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Leonardo, Shredder - Complete
Kid Jackson Vs Slugger McKay by Eilidh17 reviews
Daniel and Rodney have it out during First Contact. Just a bit of fun. Written for a challenge from the Stargate Drabblelist.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/4/2008 - D. Jackson - Complete
BRBGGP by Brighid0708 reviews
Jack's favorite button of all. An IM chat found in Major Carter's desktop recycle bin.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
All for the Love of Coffee by Ninjallerina reviews
How far would you go for a cup of coffee? A quirky, semi-serious, oneshot featuring the Joker and a random citizen of Gotham. Takes place vaguely between BB and DK. An experiment with character, voice, and first personness in general. T for profanity.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Joker - Complete
Cameron's Conundrum by spacegypsy1 reviews
Cam’s snooping results in more than he bargained for. D/V shippiness.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
The Gray Man's Vacation by franknjoe reviews
The Gray Man's first vacation in ten years.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
No KelNoReem for the Weary by mamapranayama reviews
Teal'c loved his Tau'ri friends, but sometimes they were a big pain in the mikta. D/V included.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Teal'c - Complete
Found Out by Marion Quixote reviews
It takes Jack 9 years to find out Teal'c's secret. Jack, however, is a bit easier to read...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Teal'c, J. O'Neill - Complete
Elevator Blues by MissJayne reviews
Tony and Ziva are stuck in an elevator. What could possibly go wrong? Oneshot. TIVA. For ME Wofford.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
I Have Another Question by Bixata reviews
Jack has a question about the Stargate. Daniel doesn't have an answer.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Trouble Comes on Many Legs by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Jack O’Neill is not the kind of man who panics. Nope. Never. So this? Never happened. Yeah. Total myth. Don’t believe a word of it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Falling Into a Mess by crackernchinkinc reviews
Oneshot- Mike POV by Tauni; Have you ever wondered what might happen if you, let’s say, jump off a five story building and try to land on your feet? It hurts. A lot. And to top it off I'm being chased by a buncha foot goons and alone. Go me.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Michelangelo, Foot Ninja - Complete
Third Time's The Charm by RoczaDeb reviews
SG-1 returns from their mission to ancient Egypt to find that the timeline isn't fixed...yet. J/S. AU, Action, Angst. CONTINUUM SPOILERS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,265 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2008 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Damaged by EmmyH reviews
He's not quite sane anymore, but none of them are, really. Daniel goes a teensy bit nuts in a coffeeshop.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - D. Jackson - Complete
OnStar by Demi4yah reviews
One day, I received a not so typical call that I will never forget.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Goodbyes Never Said by WritinginCT reviews
A chance encounter in a Washington coffee shop takes Daniel and Ziva back to a time before she was Mossad and before he ever stepped through the Stargate, to the summer they shared and the goodbyes they never said. NCIS/Stargate crossover, Daniel/Ziva
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2008 - D. Jackson - Complete
Honest Thieves by Risti reviews
Daniel is sent on a solo mission as a spy, and runs into a familiar adversary. Will he get what he came for, or lose everything in the process? Daniel/Vala, set in Season Eight between Prometheus Unbound and Reckoning. Completed.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Memoranda From the Edge by Dr. Dredd reviews
Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 166 - Words: 56,471 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
Dark Misery by Shanthaia reviews
The wraith cursed that unknown cruel entity who made him suffer right now. And on to top of all that his first decent meal in weeks is fighting back. Can he find a truce with Dr. McKay and flee or are they going to kill each other? Wraith whumping ahead..
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,164 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
I Have a Question by Bixata reviews
Jack has a question about wormholes. Carter doesn't have an answer.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Into the Woods by Greywolf Lupous reviews
But does anyone ever stop to consider that maybe I don't want to be kidnapped?"
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
Flaming for Trolls by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
Thousands of readers. Three fanfic writers. Two Eppes brothers. One little spoof.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Misplaced Uniforms by moms2398 reviews
Jack decides to play a April Fools' Day joke on Daniel. Rated not for content, but for the imagery it incites.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Teal'c, J. O'Neill - Complete
How Do You Solve A Problem Like DiNozzo? by Kayla-Shay reviews
From the day he met him in Baltimore, Gibbs has been taking care of Tony one way or another. A Five Things fic. A companion piece to Five People He Lost.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
War Games by Ravenfur reviews
Why did the Atlantis expedition requisition 500,000 water balloons? Oneshot, slight SamJack.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2007 - John S. - Complete
Legends by Bixata reviews
Fifty years in the future, someone at the SGC learns just how far SG1 is willing to go not to leave anyone behind. Some legends really never die. Series of oneshots from people that are saved by the spirits of SG1. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Fate's Reflection by Yum reviews
Jack O'Neill thought he had seen the last of the quantum mirror. But when someone comes through the Stargate wearing his face, he finds himself and his team thrown into a war that could bear impossibly high costs for them all. Spoilers from seasons 1 to 3
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 434,285 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Injury prone by zeilfanaat reviews
When SG1 comes back and goes straight to the infirmary for the umpteenth time, it’s being said that SG1 is ‘injury prone’, and perhaps even incompetent. A Major has a talk with the General.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - L. Ferretti, Gen. Hammond - Complete
Innocence of posting memos by Sapphire Vial reviews
A cute story that focuses on Sam, Jack, and the people who plot to get them together. Written years ago, so please forgive any spelling/grammar mistakes.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Rapids by may2002 reviews
The FBI need some help, so Gibbs and Dinozzo go undercover. But some people doubt they can pull it off. Why? What's the assignment? Not Slash!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,113 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do by caffinebunny reviews
Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Reaper by Phoenix-cry reviews
Daniel's in trouble...again. And this time Death himself doesn't even know what to do about it. Just a quick silly story. The stuff in Bold are episode names.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2007 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Ancient 101 by Greywolf Lupous reviews
Elizabeth tries to teach the expedition a little Ancient. Try being the key word here.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
A Step Away to Normal by LdyAnne reviews
When SG1 can no longer communicate with each other, how will they get home?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
A Million Ways To Be Cruel by tielan reviews
Teyla learns why it's best not to ask questions of a personal nature in a public space, and Rodney suggests she needs mace. [teamfic]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Teyla E., Laura C. - Complete
The Whumpacious Whumpification of the Whumped by Thraesja reviews
Gen Humour: SG1 returns from another mission gone wrong, all of them thoroughly whumped. Rated T for some violence, a smidge of language and some definite anger management issues. Cowritten with Amaranth Traces.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,354 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Property Rights by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Logan are arguing. Jean's not getting involved.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Hidden Talent by Mooncat99 reviews
It shouldn't surprise Don anymore and still he's floored to find out about yet another talent his little brother has and masters. Don's POV.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Repossesed by OzGeek reviews
The NCIS bachelors are actioned off at an NCIS charity event. Silly and pointless. Spoilers for Season 4. Inspired by the idea from LeoLass' Possession. Thanks to LeoLass for the betaing. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Life Lessons by ridesandruns reviews
Scott has a crisis of confidence.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Cyclops, Jean G. - Complete
How Many Licks? by DrawMeASheep reviews
OneShot, post Driven. Like Tony was just going to let 'the lick' go. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Grammar Lesson by OzGeek reviews
McGee gives Tony a lesson in grammar. Short oneshot. Thanks to LeoLass and Shellie Williams for the useful comments. Spoilers for Twisted Sister and beyond. Someone requested some more so I wrote another chapter. Now a twoshot. Upped the rating a little.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
The Doctor Who Cried Wolf by TechnoScribe reviews
How much of a hypochondriac is Rodney? inspired by a forum debate I once read about whether or not Rodney was really hypoglycaemic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
One Bad Day by Sketty24 reviews
After a negative week with shambolic teamwork and training, the XMen wake up to find that they are drastically being taught a lesson. And Logan thought it was going to be a good day.. until he looked in the mirror.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2006
Crosswired by Flatkatsi reviews
Sometimes wires don't just get crossed, they get totally tangled. Jack & Sam
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Growing Pains by iamdragonrider reviews
There are a lot of changes in store when Jack becomes a father again. To Teal'c, Daniel, and Sam. Epilogue posted, now complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 152,472 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Carbon by Jessa4865 reviews
1 Jack... 2 Carters... COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,904 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Running by sablecain reviews
tagalternative scene to the episode runner. Rodney didn't end up unharmed and what is going on between him and Shep anyway?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Virus by Hannah554 reviews
SG1 are exposed to a deadly virus, SamJack and DanielJanet pairings, rated T to be safe. Please read and review.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,608 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
The Shirt Off My Back by Flynne reviews
Red, orange, yellow and...plaid? Bo gets annoyed, Luke gets confused, and Daisy gets sneaky.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
The Dare Game by multithreading reviews
Logan and Scott try to outdo one another in The Dare Game. Who will win this contest of wills?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Crash by PrairieLily reviews
Gibbs has finally done it. Gibbs has rolled the car. What happens when he has to share a hospital room with Tony and McGee? Complete. Note February 23, 2006, a new chapter has replaced Chapter 7, Chapter 7 content moved to Chapter 8.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Wardrobe Malfunction by Myriadragon reviews
Because Apophis has serious issues in Children of the Gods
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Apophis - Complete
Turtles Gone Wild by Ryan Phelan reviews
Bishop deploys a hidden camera in the lair to spy on the turtles, and gets a lot more than he bargained for!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
The Window by Summertime reviews
Tony wakes up alone in a locked room. Gradually, he creates his own way out, but when rescue finally comes, how can he reconcile what he sees with what he knows? Now, finally, complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,844 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Complete
Found in Translation by Sequitur reviews
In which Tony gets hit on the head and starts speaking in tongues. Metaphorically, of course.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Tony D. - Complete
Don't Drink the Water by Merlin7 M.N. Talbert reviews
When Major Sheppard and Doctor McKay sample a native drink, they get more than they bargained for.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
Math 110A by deichtine reviews
A short oneshot: Don visits Charlie's class at the university and discovers why the students love Dr. Eppes. Nominated for 2006 Numb3rs Awards! See link in profile.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Not in the Job Discription by OXBastetXO reviews
Warning Spoilers for "The Storm" Just how Kolya got McKay to talk
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/19/2004
Wolverine Versus Satellite TV by Transcendental reviews
A funny little one-shot where Wolvie... well, has a little technical difficulty.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Disputes And Dramas by Purple Aussie reviews
Leo and Raph are at it again, but just how does it affect their little brothers?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/12/2004
No Exit by greatunironic reviews
Rodney gets himself in a jam. Carson comes to the rescue. With reinforcements, of course.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
What to do when you lose a Daniel by Ruthie reviews
Easy steps to help you find your wandering archaeologist.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 8/2/2003
A Matter Of Trust COMPLETED by Chianna reviews
COMPLETE Does Gibbs realize how rough he's been on DiNozzo? Just a little add on scene from the end of the episode Missing.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Group Therapy by Nixa Jane reviews
After Daniel's descension, SG-1 is required to take team counseling before they will be cleared for duty. COMPLETED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2003 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Of All The Gods by nixajane-fcol reviews
SG-1 gets imprisoned by the Goa'uld Dua, and are slightly less than intimidated. COMPLETED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2003 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Hammond's Week Off by Nixa Jane reviews
While the cat's away--the mice will play. *COMPLETED*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
RollerGods by Smenzer reviews
Aphrodite is forced to help her husband, Hephaestus, test his new invention. But who will wear the strange boots with wheels on the bottom? Comedy!
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Complete
Lost In Translation by Vathara reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if a Goa'uld misread hieroglyphs?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,315 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2001 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
And Me Without My Camera by Paige42 reviews
A game of poker goes wrong.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2001
Under My Feet by Yum reviews
A soldier gets to know Doctor Daniel Jackson better.....1st person point of view
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/1999 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
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Pure nonsense reviews
I had to write a parody for school, so here it is. pure nonsense. This is in no way serious.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
O'Neill VS the coffee zombies reviews
Title says it all. This my first fanfic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete