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Joined 03-28-06, id: 1017253, Profile Updated: 04-24-08
Author has written 4 stories for Hana-Kimi, and Naruto.

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Name: Alex

Sex:Female

Age: Take a guess... I'll give you a hint: I'm still in high school

Hobbies: Writing, reading,listing to music, learning new languages.

Favorite Quote: "No one person is worth your tears, but the one who is won't make you cry." Anonymous

Favorite anime & manga: Inuyasha, Shin-chan, Ceres, Naruto, Hana-kimi, Red River, Happy Hustle High and more...

Favorite Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Maximum ride series, Alice series, Lovely Bones and more

quoteable quotes

- Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die.
-- "The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper."
-- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. -- I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
-- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-- I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
-- I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
-- Instant gratification takes too long.
-- Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.
-- The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
-- Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
-- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
-- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
-- I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.
-- Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
-- All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
-- There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
-- Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!
-- Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
-- Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies XD
-- I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.
-- I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
-- Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
-- Finals equals academic suicide
-- Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.
-- I'm sleeping...Please IM me quietly XD
-- Looking at the mirror. Enjoying the view. Be back later :D
-- The walls told me not to talk to you.
-- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
-- You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!
-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
-- Nostalgia? Revenge is a form of Nostalgia right?
-- Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be canceled.
-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
-- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
-- Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
-- In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.
-- If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.
-- Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.
-- Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.
-- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.
-- I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.
-- I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
-- Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message and if I don't IM you back, well, what can I say?
-- Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.
-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
-- Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
-- There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

"I am lost. I have gone to look for myself. If I get back, before I return, please tell me to wait."

"Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to un ring a bell."

"That'll happen when God kisses Satan and everyone claps"

"Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules."

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys then so much."

"Those who care don't matter and those who matter won't care."

"If you love something, set it free; if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was."

“Behind every nothing is a little something.”

“…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…”

“Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.”

"FEAR: Fuck Everything And Run."

"True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending."

"Prepared for the worst. Hoping for the best"

''Never knock on Death's door" "Ring the bell and run instead''

"The lack of evidence does not signify the evidence's lack. Just because we did not confirm with our own two eyes does not mean something does not exist"

“You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough,”

"Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you."

"While evil and cruel, the Devil took care of his own."

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

I can't think of anything else so peace out!!

My myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/alexandria_psycho_redrum

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Quite the Challenge by Chranze reviews
The two get into an argument. Rin is victorious, which leaves Sesshoumaru no choice but to accompany her on a journey full of humorous mishaps, general discomfort, his mother's "advices," and tender moments: pregnancy.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Eclipse by Sakura Akki reviews
Edward is going to change Bella...but it's not in the same way that everyone is expecting. What's gonna happen when it causes a fight between the entire family? RATED M! SERIOUSLY M! very OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Can't Stand It Anymore by Pretty Hansome Akward reviews
What Happenes when max gets the courage to tell Fang something shes been wanting to and all the complications...Fang, Yes Max, Theres something i've been needing to tell you,What is it?, I....... FAXNESS REVIEWS! Ok there is is...
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006
Moving On by Addie W reviews
What happens if Edward lies again? What happens if he leaves Bella again, and Carlisle can't change her because there's no peaceful way around the treaty? Well, Bella tries to move on, of course. But does it work? NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,049 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Hungers by A. Zinc-Senkahai reviews
Edward needs more than just Bella's blood. He needs her in general. How will he unleash this whole new complication of their alreadytoocomplicated relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
What Would Happen If We Did by DriftingFlower reviews
“Be good, Bella,” I reminded her, watching as the usual flash of frustration went through her eyes. This is an EdwardBella fic I've written, rated M for a reason. Read an' reveiw, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
The Scent of Dead Skin on The Linoleum Floor by XIrishXDreamerX reviews
Max saved the world Everyone finds family but her. She finds out she's pregnant w.Fangs baby, But she's living with someone else. When this guy finds out he goes berzerk. She needs some one to save her. FAXNESS! R&R rated 4 language& blood. FINISHED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Burn by Junaberry reviews
You think the unthinkable will never happen, but what happens when it does?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
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Broken Soul reviews
Mizuki's cover has finally been blown. Not to the school, but only to her parents. They say she has two days to pack her bags and come home. Wrought by indecision, Mizuki decided to walk Yujiro to clear her mind. Unfortunately....Plz R&R! 1st fic be nice!
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007
Blood Lust reviews
Sasuke saw his reflection in a mirror across the room. Blood smeared his face, his eyes red from his meal. He was truly an animal. And he wouldn’t have it any other way. SasuHina Au Lemons!T/M
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Til Death Do Us Part reviews
Two clans. One Contract. A forced marriage between Two People. It's a simple equation: what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
With Betrayal Comes Revenge reviews
Why would he hurt me like that? I trusted him, gave him my all! And what do I get my unconditional love? He betrays me... to the highest degree. So now there's only one thought on my mind: Revenge.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007