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Joined 03-28-06, id: 1017306, Profile Updated: 01-19-14
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Walking Dead, and Breaking Bad.

Formerly: idoalmyownmakeup

Name: According to the American Social Security Administration, my name was really unpopular in the 1960's.

Age: Older than five but younger than forty.

Gender: I use the bathroom that has the sign with the dress on it.

Orientation: I like men and women and everything between.

Life-Ruining Fandoms: The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Merlin, Sherlock, Naruto, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Teen Wolf, Kuroshitsuji, so on and so forth.

Quote of the Month: "Every time a friend goes on about my "potential sociopathic tendencies" I just remind myself that they're not human, thus irrelevant."

Writing Style: If you don't like the oxford comma, you can fight me.


1/20/2014

Just a short note: idoalmyownmakeup has officially been eradicated. Also, feel free to follow me everywhere.

https://twitter.com/_turnipcat

Thank you!


1/16/14

Hello, everyone. If you've read my profile, you know the name 'idoalmyownmakeup' isn't my creation. That has always bothered me, but I was never sure if I should change it because I used to hardly ever write. But now, I do. So, the time has come for me to let go of my pre-teen years and start anew with a name of my own and plenty of new stories to go with it. I apologize for any frustration or confusion this might cause, but, hopefully, as both writers and readers you understand the importance of this decision. The new name will be turnipcat, and it will be used for every site that have. (AO3, twitter, tumblr, deviantart). Thank you! And happy reading!


11/11/13

Guess who's jumping on the twitter bandwagon?! Feel free to follow me at https://twitter.com/almyownmakeup for more consistent, hassle-free updates, mindless rambling and easier requests. (Yes, I do take requests. Or, at the very least, consider them. SoM was a request fic, after all.)


11/10/13

Okay, okay, so it's been a LOT longer than "less than a week," for Sound of Madness. But it's so, so close to being done. I'm literally paragraphs away from the chapter finish line! Paragraphs, I say!


10/23/13

Sound of Madness update coming soon! (Very soon. As in, "less than a week" soon.) I have nothing to blame the wait on other than my own laziness, but hopefully, for all you Merlin fans out there, the fics written during my obnoxious absence will sooth some of the anger.


Note:

Good news! Do any of you guys remember that one story that went on hiatus back in '07? Well, it's back in progress! Unfortunately, I'm not adding new chapters. I'm rewriting the entire thing. Why, you ask? My style was undeveloped, there was no honest characterization, and I don't know what the hell I did to poor Gaara, but his personality was just not okay. It was like reading a story written by a fangirl chipmunk with ADD on crack. So, in a few weeks the new version will be uploaded (but I'm not deleting the original) under the name Fatal Change: Reboot. If I still have any readers, I hope you all don't hate it. And thank you for sticking with me for this long.

-idoalmyownmakeup


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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,940 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fallen for Ramen by CapturedByNoodles reviews
How did Naruto Uzumaki, resident flunkey and notorious optimist, end up hanging off the ledge of the biggest, most influential corporation in Japan? Because of ramen. During his journey to save his favorite place to eat, he confronts his past and begins to fall for the very person who threatens the sanctum of delectable noodles everywhere: his old high school rival, Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,679 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3865 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Whisper, Louder, Bang by thoughtless dreamer reviews
Eren was grateful to have a roof over his head. Three square meals a day and security were the reasons he, Mikasa and Armin joined the military in the first place. Joining had been synonymous with survival. What Eren hated was the need to be discreet with Armin. In bed. Thing was, he couldn't go on like this much longer. As in. This was happening. Tonight. Eremin and a few voyeurs
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Eren Y., Armin A. - Complete
The Light in the Fifth Floor Bedroom by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,826 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Potentia Regere by tayziconable reviews
At a certain point, amongst their many liaisons, Alois had become Ciel's favorite dessert— and he never anticipated Ciel's hunger. Ciel x Alois.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Ciel P., Alois T.
Win Friends, Influence People, Aim for the Brain by gusstat reviews
Self-help in the post-apocalypse. Alternatively, "Everyone is Damaged: How to Persuade People Not to Shoot You In The Head." Eventually Daryl/Glenn, with side helpings of fluff, angst, gore and squirrels.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,471 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn
Nothing Failed In Vain by Burnedtoasty reviews
Badger meets Jesse on a Tuesday. [Badger/Jesse]
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Jesse P. - Complete
Fear and Distrust by TheNarator reviews
Mordred is in love with Merlin, and doesn't understand why Merlin won't return his feelings. Arthur notices him pining, and is determined not to let his own feelings get in the way of helping his youngest knight. Merdred with hints of Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,924 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Merlin, Mordred
Love Despite of Destiny by Skypoint1 reviews
Modern University AU. 18 year old Merlin Emrys has just moved into his new student flat at Camelot halls. While he's there he must juggle his studies, new friends and a budding romance with the ever increasing burden of a destiny he is just only becoming aware of. One thing is for certain: the future of all magic in the United Kingdoms now rests on his shoulders... Merlin/Mordred
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,549 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Merlin, Mordred
I Wanna Reach So Deep Inside by Silverdawn89 reviews
Isaac's got a dirty mouth. Scott is surprisingly receptive to that.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Scott M., Isaac - Complete
The Stray by MacDixon Love reviews
Daryl is broken, and no one can fix that. Or so it appears. But can a certain do-good-ing cop pick up all the tiny pieces and put them back together? Will Daryl let him? AU. Slash. Daryl/Rick.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Daryl D., Rick G.
The Diary by Lady Von Oncins reviews
Wolfram finds Yuuri's diary while Yuuri is visiting Earth. Bad boy Wolfram decides to read it.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,374 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S.
Nicotine And Alcohol by Suomalainen-Sisu reviews
Gaara never imagined spending his life working in a dirty café. Then again, he never imagined encountering a cocky blonde man demanding for his number either; especially when he was now sat in the arrogant teenager's lap. NaruGaa AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Arrangement by Mlle T-Rex reviews
It's the end of the world and Glenn is questioning his sexuality. Unfortunately, Daryl is the only person he could possibly turn to for help. Daryl/Glenn
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,109 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Peeping Glenn by AmyArachne reviews
Daryl is dirty, so he takes a bath. Simple, right? But whose that figure over there watching him? Slash, smut, basically a PWP Season 1
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Too Close by SparrowofTruth93 reviews
After the walker almost catches them off gaurd they just go back to camp and have hot hot desperate sex. Kink meme fill. Daryl/Glenn. Slash content.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Innocent Addiction by Caranina reviews
10 year old Naruto and a 15 year old Gaara...Gaara knew there was a reason he hated kids. Will they kill each other before something else blossoms as they get used to being neighbors? Eventual Naruto/Gaara. Iruka/Kakashi, Neji/Gaara with light Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,339 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Gaara, Iruka U.
Stay by Damion Starr reviews
Sometimes it takes nearly losing what we love to give us the courage to say what we want too. Slash, Rick/Daryl. Written for twd kinkmeme.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Rick G., Daryl D. - Complete
Pure Dominance by ElisiansBane reviews
Who knew that Wolfram's temper could be so...sexy. WxY One shot.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Porcelain Doll by Maudit Maestro reviews
AloisCiel ClaudeCiel. Alois finds an interesting new way to torment his favourite plaything. Warnings inside.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
Reverie by EggDropSoup reviews
Complete! Multi-Chapter fic. Rated M for Sexual Content. Wolfram uses Anissina's invention to cope with his unrequited feelings. But what happens when Yuuri comes back earlier than expected?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Win me over by Kammyh reviews
What will happen if the principal of Yuuri’s school involves all of his students in a Saint Valentine festival? Will Yuuri get over his fears and invite his official fiancé? YuuWolf
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,906 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
And:Reboot by Silentz reviews
I have a condition. I’m going to forget everything. I’m going to forget you. And there’s nothing you can do about it. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU. 3-Part-fic. Sequel included.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,870 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
You're Never Alone by I-IV-V reviews
A few years after the end of the series, Kyou and Tohru are married, but Kyou always seems to be gone. Tohru, tired of being alone, calls Momiji and ends up spending the night with him. Momiji x Tohru
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Tohru H., Momiji S. - Complete
Choices by Caranina reviews
While on a horrible date, Naruto meets a redhead that just might make the night worth it. GaaNaru. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Unforgiven by Fairlane reviews
Out of prison and back on the streets, Tim Shepard has to fight for control of his gang, his turf, and his brother.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,927 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Tim S., Curly S.
Peeping Tom by Emo-Insomniac reviews
They cant get each other off their minds. But neither will be the first to admit it. Gaara gets kidnapped. So will Sasuke make the first move? SasuGaa SasukexGaara. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,397 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Quill Pal by gimmethejuice reviews
Seventh Year a program called 'Quill Pal' starts in the hopes of students becoming friends with and dating outside of their own House. Voldemort is already defeated, won't go there. HPDM, Drarry, SLASH. If you like quick hookups, this isn't for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,447 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The New Family by Corvin reviews
Neji was drunk, Gaara was lonely, they met in an alley. The next morning Neji thinks he raped Gaara, and Gaara thinks he regrets it all. Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,694 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Lean on Me by strawberryfinn reviews
Cody is kidnapped at 12. At 15, he is found again and reunited with his friends and family. Only Cody has been hurt by the past and is no longer the same. Can Zack help him?
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
Drunken Conflict by Kowaikage reviews
Neji refuses to go out for drinks with the rest of the team after they sucessfully retrieve Sasuke. However Sasuke isn't pleased that he was recaptured and gives everyone a piece of his mind. NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,702 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005
The Lion and the Mouse by sakurai-chan reviews
[AU] Riku is a viscious gang member, Sora is a timid high school student. When Sora rescues Riku from a life threatening experience, they become a little closer than others might like... yaoi RS,LC,WT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,037 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 8/14/2004
The Kitsune's Kitten by Ho-sama reviews
Yaoi. NaruGaa. AU. Living in the city, these two boys have found each other. Gaara comes to Naruto every night, purring and begging for his love. A short, sweet, and sensual story. [One shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Not Heaven by Anria reviews
Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/15/2005
A Dark Night and a Light Sleeper by Fennelseed reviews
Frodo awakens in Mordor to find Sam touching him, and pretends to be asleep to see what transpires. (SLASH)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
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Sound of Madness reviews
What am I supposed to say? "Oh, don't mind me Rick, I'm just your average college-aged woman who happens to be lusting over your son. No big deal." Yeah, I'm sure that'll go over well. Request fic. Carl/OC. Pedophilia.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,660 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Carl G.
Acceptance reviews
It's when he tries to forget that he thinks of her most. Jesse/Jane. Takes place in the drug den at the end of Season 2.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Jesse P. - Complete
Did You Know? reviews
"I can see me tainting you. Taking away the vibrancy, the ecstasy, that makes you more radiant than the sun." A letter from Gaara to Naruto. Established romance, implied suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Fatal Changes reviews
Gaara's life sucks and he has just been transfered to a new school. When he meets someone named Neji Hyuuga, his life takes a turn for the better. Or is it for the worst? A lot better than it sounds. AU Yaoi LEMON IN LATER CHAPTERS. ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.