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TUIMA...

Is going to CAMBRIDGE!! Does highly improbable backflip

Hey all, I'm Tuima. I'm co-author of a fic called "Muse Quest," which was originally posted by candycane-eyelashes (aka Cebu). Muse Quest is the story of four girls who... wait for it... Yes! Fall into Middle-earth! (shocking, I know).

The thing I'm really proud of is that we still managed to be original -- though you have to slog through the first coupla chapters to get to the good stuff. We've been writing this thing for ages, and trust me, we improved over time. We are now most famous for angst, sarcastic verbal sparring, angst, anthropologic detail & realism, angst, prod-buttock fight scenes, and angst.

We are all heavily influenced by the inestimable Terry Pratchett, and of course by the great Master Tolkien. As Pratchett himself put it, "We authors are all standing on Mount Tolkien."

We the Immies are just doing our best to be worthy of the footing.

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The Enemy of my Enemy by FantasiaWandering reviews
War makes for unlikely allies, and when the dimensional breach in the ocean floor allows monsters into the world, four unlikely heroes emerge from the shadows to save their city from destruction. As a hapless rookie learns the truth behind the elusive Rangers who pilot the Jaeger called Shell Shocker, he must adapt to this strange new reality, or be consumed by the Kaiju war.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,952 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
The Toymaker and the Widow by cellostargalactica reviews
"He whittles for the widow and her child; his sweet, sad widow," said Bombur smugly. "How is she his widow if he's still alive?" Bilbo wondered. "Because she's not my widow," Bofur cut in. "She's a widow. I have no claim to her, or anyone."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,420 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bofur
Rising Generations by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 313,790 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/22/2010
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,641 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Bits and Pieces by Asidian reviews
Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Sandy - Complete
Extra Credit by Jadzia Bear reviews
Darcy Lewis makes a horrifying discovery—Captain America has no idea what an ipod is. She rectifies this situation. Also, other things happen.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
I Didn't Know What I Wanted by Tarafina reviews
"Look, Darcy likes the Cap and I like Darcy and the Cap likes some chick who died like forever ago, so I'm not even really worried about him. All I know is he's humble and Darcy likes chivalry and I've never had to try this hard to get somebody to date me."
Crossover - Fantastic 4 & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Johnny S., Darcy L. - Complete
This is Not a Chick Flick by meganechan720 reviews
Raph tries to ignore his growing attraction to Angel. It's not a chick flick.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Raphael, Angel - Complete
Out on a Ledge by terrapintarts reviews
I can't believe what I'm seeing. This looks like something I would do, turning a whole room upside-down in a rage. We hadn't seen near enough of each other lately, me and April, but she was reminding me of me. I loved her an awful lot in that moment.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Cold Fusion by Dal Niente reviews
My take on what goes on between Titan's defeat and the opening of the Megamind Museum. Megamind is made of some tough stuff, but there's a reason he was afraid of Titan.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,816 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
from order, chaos by Jade Sabre reviews
When Hades finally frees himself from the river of death, he discovers an unexpected visitor in his abode with revenge on her mind and sorrow in her heart. A Meg/Hades fic, of a sort.
Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,661 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hades, Meg - Complete
Come Back Down to Earth by lint.zzzz reviews
Sideswipe has an argument with gravity. Sunstreaker loses his cool. Roughly G1ish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
An Accidental Princess by FireflyEmbers reviews
Toby's just your normal, run of the mill social outcast until the day the school bully crowns her a princess... and a dragon shows up on her back porch! Fairy godmothers in training, trolls, overcompensating fairies... What's an accidental princess to do?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,654 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Damsel in Distress by Duchess Delanie reviews
Princess Moriah's family has always been dominated by strong, intelligent, and powerful women. But that's not Moriah, the girl who actually requests an arranged marriage. Will that be enough to keep her from her family's wild ways?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,252 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/15/2006
Wanted: Fairy Godmother by Backroads reviews
Tansy is a beautician. Tansy wants a job. Tansy winds up doing the hair and makeup of fairy tale girls.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,933 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 11/11/2006
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
A Singular Honour by Shemyaza1 reviews
Whilst on an army training exercise in the Mendip Hills a party of soldiers discover that there is something very nasty deep in the forest and ultimately embark on a mission. Set during the War of Wrath. MEFA 2010 Nominee
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 251,478 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
The King's Wedding Night & Other Minor Disasters by Philippa reviews
A collection of missing scenes for the Queen's Thief series.
Queen's Thief series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
Through the Fingers of Mandos by Lillian C1 reviews
She can be a school nerd and isn't fun at a party. She always seems like she's about to jump out of her own skin. When fate offers the reason for her strange ways, she rolls her eyes and tries to walk away... Only to find she's stuck. Modern Day AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
Letters That We Never Meant to Send by Kallasilya reviews
Everybody knew that Leo wrote letters home while he was away on his training; but nobody knew that Raphael was writing letters back – not even Leo. Until now. Post-CGI film .
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Echoes of the Heart by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
AU X-over between Beauty and the Beast, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Assassin's Creed. 2 stories intertwine: one in the past, one in the future. The tale as old as time meets the quest for the Fountain of Youth. Ignores movie 4.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,377 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
He Loves Too Much by Backseat Writer reviews
And there it was, just for a brief moment, that flicker of pain in Raph’s eyes that ruined the mask and let Leo see the agony his brother was in beneath the façade. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Defensive Driving? by tFantasyFan reviews
Now let us observe a typical evening of brotherly bonding, high-speed gun fights and bickering like children. Because that always helps, right?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
On the Wings of the Storm by Lialathuveril reviews
The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,080 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Kaleidoscope by Lirazel reviews
Can you tell me, is this love that I'm seeing? - One by one, the people in Buffy and Spike's lives try to add up the obvious. - Buffy/Spike
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Dancing Lesson by Rayndrop reviews
He has been dancing since he was a boy... so why should the familiar steps come so difficult tonight? Shorty oneshot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Untold Tales of the Mark: The Banishment of Éomer by Katzilla reviews
A very AUadventure... dark and angsty, as you would expect from me. COMPLETED! Chapter 80: Into the Storm! Winner of 2008 MEFA AWARD: Alternate Universe: General!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 345,435 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Eomer, Eowyn
A Place of Hiding by Carryon14 reviews
He was too busy to be bothered, and she too used to the hiding, until news came from the East. Eomer and Lothiriel, and their most unlikely honeymoon. [Discontinued, sorry!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,089 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Grand, Stupid Things by The Starhorse reviews
Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Holding Out For a Hero by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
AU. Superheroes protect the people of Washington, D.C., and by his own actions a shapeshifter is trapped as a Beast. Meanwhile, a killer is targeting superheroes, calling an apprentice healer to investigate. Holiday Special added!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,280 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
A Darkling Plain by Peradan reviews
A set of snippets about the daughter and nephew of Prince Imrahil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Lothíriel, Faramir
Support Boundaries by Winnychan reviews
Always put the customer on hold. Right off the bat. Takes some of the fight out of them, you know? Shows 'em who's boss! A 2007 CGI Movieverse oneshot from Leonardo's POV exploring the theme of 'support'. Heavy on character study and brotherly interaction
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Leave It to Beavers by Erestor reviews
A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Dropping Eaves by Answer reviews
How would the story have been different if the secret of the curse had not been kept so well? AU.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,423 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
I Am the Very Model of a Mutant Ninja Terrapin by Tori Angeli reviews
Old Toon Donatello has so many accomplishments, one could write a patter song about them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Donatello - Complete
Lothiriel's Journal by Lady Bluejay reviews
A lighthearted look at how Lothíriel and Éomer could have met. Warning – some sexual innuendos and humour. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,149 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Yours to command by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer of Rohan has come to Gondor to find a suitable queen: beautiful, elegant, regal and always courteous and polite... Instead he encounters an unusual young princess and a danger that threatens his very life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 128,753 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Two Sides of a Coin by eredolyn reviews
This is a story in which an Ithilien ranger and a Southron must learn how to get along.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007
Love Is by The Starhorse reviews
One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Mary Sue Productions by Ria Saunders reviews
A sideways look at the effect of Mary Sues on the larger world of Canon, rather than on the main characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
The First Step by Ellynn reviews
AU. Several years after the War of the Ring, while riding through Ithilien on a stormy winter night, Boromir finds a baby orc...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Boromir - Complete
For Psyche by Anonymist reviews
A poem for 'Till We Have Faces', C.S. Lewis's retelling of a greek myth. When her sister is punished wrongfully, Orual appeals to the gods. A confession, a prayer, a lament. A sonnet. Reviews and critique appreciated!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Shadow & Flame by Theo1379 reviews
4000 years after the War of the Ring, darkness is again stirring in Middle Earth. Gondor has turned to the worship of Morgoth, and only a small band of elves stand between Arda and destruction. Warning: swearing and violence.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006
Rohan's Future by Maddy051280 reviews
Ten years after the events of ‘Unexpected’. King and Queen are away and Uncle Amrothos is forced to look after Rohan’s pride and future: three little princes . . . from hell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,865 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Bound by Duty by Lady Bluejay reviews
Coming to terms with her arranged marriage, Lothiriel has to face returning to Meduseld alone. How will she cope with those who did not want a Gondorian for a Queen? Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,977 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Becoming by Answer reviews
"Beauty," you said, gently. "Will you marry me?" -BatB-
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
The Yellow Dress by temerity reviews
The famous dress Belle wore in the castle wasn’t hers to begin with—a story following the previous owner of the yellow ballroom gown, and the reason the Beast lost his heart. Continues through Belle’s visit. Oneshot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Dangerous Pastime by Answer reviews
Hearts pounding, minds racing - one way or another, this would bring their story to an end. One-shot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Muse Quest by candycane-eyelashes reviews
5 Friends find themselves in M.E. There's one problem though. It's Not Tolkien's world, it's someone else's fanfic! The timeline has stopped completely! Is there a way the Immies can get it moving? Starts out goofy then gets serious. Please R&R. Same Rati
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,397 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005
Understanding by Answer reviews
A dance. That's all there is left of me. Just a memory of a dance and a whisper of a voice and a golden blur that fills my mind every time I close my eyes.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Beast/Prince - Complete
Black Eyes by Lialathuveril reviews
King Éomer of Rohan and Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth – surely the perfect political alliance, but what if the lady is not willing and decides to use unconventional means to get out of this arrangement? My second scenario.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,275 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Winds of Change by Lady Bluejay reviews
Éomer has to come to terms with not only his new status, but also the realisation that his sister will be relocating to Gondor. But worse, he has to deal with the discovery that he is becoming attracted to a woman who is promised to another. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,172 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Eomer, Faramir - Complete
Adamant: Book 3 of the Stones Trilogy by BT Adventurers reviews
Nik the urukhai has sworn to do what no orc has done before: testify to his innocence of murder after killing a man in defense of human life. But will Nik's truth overcome the lies of unscrupulous men? Conclusion to the Stones Trilogy! In Progress.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,072 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Faramir
Boil You Up Some Hot Strong Love by She's a Star reviews
In which Snape has a headache, Auriga contemplates sexy fictional vampires, and Celestina Warbeck proves a more effective torture device than all three Unforgivables put together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Obsidian: Book 2 of the Stones Trilogy by BT Adventurers reviews
Sequel to Bloodstone: Lord Darien of Blackroot Vale seeks penance for his misdeeds by aiding the small band of peaceable orcs he once hunted. But in his quest for law, old emnities bring new peril to northern Ithilien and to friends of The Burping Troll
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Faramir - Complete
Revenge is a dish best served cold by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer had faced many tests in his life. When he visited his friend Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth he did not realize that the hardest one might yet be to come. Humorous oneshot featuring Éomer, Amrothos and Lothiriel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Of Falcons and Mûmakil by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer and Lothiriel: They first met on a moonlit night in Minas Tirith but their romance was not off to a smooth start, on the contrary. Will they make it despite Éowyn's well intended meddling and Lothiriel's annoying elder brother?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,218 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Follow the North Star by Leaflette reviews
Two slaves drown in a swollen river in an attempt to outrun their master as they escape to the North. The world does not change. Life goes on. Two slaves appear in Middle Earth. The world changes. New title.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006
The Prince and the Librarian by Sazziel reviews
The Library of Minas Tirith is a dusty, disorganised mess, and it is the backdrop for the whimsical romance between the Heir to the Throne and the new Librarian as, together, they restore it to it's former glory, and unearth the hidden secrets of kings…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,010 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Eldarion
Bloodstone: Book 1 of the Stones Trilogy by BT Adventurers reviews
When a band of orc hunters comes to Ithilien, Rohirrim trader woman, Sev, is caught between them and a small band of orcs who struggle for primitive but peaceful survival. Friends ride to rescue, but the lines of conflict are far from clear...COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Counting the Days by Lady Bluejay reviews
Some Princesses can surprise one – My fourth Éomer Lothíriel scenario. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
A Woman's Rebellion by WargishBoromirFan reviews
Who needs swords and magic powers to affirm her independence? Imrahil watches as his eldest sister wages rebellion with a simple pair of earrings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Finduilas, Imrahil - Complete
Kissing is Different by Lady Bluejay reviews
Eomer and Lothiriel? They must have met somewhere and it would never have been in the libary. A little bit of nonsense with a twist. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Muse Quest reviews
Today is March 1st in Middle-earth. Again. An unfinished fanfic can really ruin your day -- especially when you find yourself stuck in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Amrothos