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Joined 03-29-06, id: 1017452, Profile Updated: 04-09-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

So,

I'm as my name suggests sarcastic-no don't ask my friends,they'll tell you that I am merely very funny (they interpret sarcasm as humour,but meh! can't live with them, can't live without them).

I am a Fanatic or merely just very obsessed, seriously when I was in 4th I was obsessed with Nancy Drew, and I was CRAZY! seriously, we are talking it going to an extend of 12thies I don't know stopping me and going "Hey are you that girl obsessed with Nancy Drew?".Seriously.Then came my Harry Potter obsession, that was scary. I used to spell seriously as S-I-R-I-U-S-L-Y though that probably means I'm not as bright as i think,but i prefer the former explanation. Now I'm obsessed with twilight.

I rant a lot...as you can see...hehe..oops

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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 175,850 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Optivus by P.P.V.V reviews
AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. But for James Potter that world comes to an end as he is called to war. Can he leave Lily Evans, the person whom he cares for the most? L/J Will he choose love or duty? R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 179,371 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 213,059 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
It Takes Two by dnrl reviews
Percy is a suffering student of marine biology at NYU. Against his wishes, his cousin signs him up for a tutor, and he resigns himself to endless boredom...but the tutor he gets definitely isn't what he was expecting. Percabeth, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008
STRUCK by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth Chase definitely did not plan on spending her summer traveling around the country with a bunch of other teenage criminals. Then again, she had never planned on becoming one in the first place. Percabeth AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,053 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Escape From Camp Half Blood by Asilda reviews
Sequel to The Death God Alliance. Nico, Percy, Sadie, and Carter must work fast to prevent another inter-pantheon incident when mysterious deaths start occurring at Camp Half-Blood right after the Kanes are accidentally picked up in a demigod extraction.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,917 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Nico A., Carter K. - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Diametrically Opposed by mony2208 reviews
Lily Evans has always detested the very sight of James Potter & up until fifth year James thought he felt the same way. But circumstances arise that begin to make James look twice at his so-called enemy… & now he can’t seem to get her out of his mind
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,991 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Promise Me by Shrrgnien reviews
"I promise." Two words, with little thought of their significance-but two thousand years later, with Zoe dying in her arms, Artemis struggles to keep an oath that suddenly seems too cruel to fulfill.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Zoe N., Artemis - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Once Upon a Summer's Dream by September Sorrows reviews
One year. Twelve months. Fifty-two weeks. Three-hundred-sixty-five days. Five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand, six-hundred minutes. A million moments. Who knows? Maybe love does always find a way. Bittersweet one-shots. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Potions Missile Crisis by GhostOfBambi reviews
As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
24 Hours by Shichan Goddess reviews
Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What to Do When: A Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Moony8193 reviews
After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
That Summer by Luminous Star reviews
It's the summer before seventh year and someone's moving in next door to Lily's house. someone she'd never expect in a million years to move in. Major changes are in store for Lily Evans...she just doesn't know it yet. --399 REVIEWS! You guys are AMAZING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,774 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fly me to the moon by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
James was popular, handsome, and a troublemaker. Lily was pretty, intelligent, and had a fiery temper. Mix the two together and what do you get? Chemistry and a lot of yelling. Story of love, laughter, Marauder foolishness, and a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 205,523 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Tale As Old As Time by Clavel reviews
Translation of Fabula Ancestral. Lily and James have given up on love... See what happens when you put Lily, James and a lot of fairy tales on my hands. A bit of Beauty and the Beast is main inspiration
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 2/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oy, Dormitory! by Callisto Nicol reviews
If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4553 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Beautiful Game by gpoy reviews
[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,003 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Library Blues reviews
James Potter hated Libraries with a passion. Lily loved them fiercely. When you mix the two, we get a hyperventilating James, anxious Lily and awed eavesdroppers. Look kiddies, they are growing up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Therapy With The Marauders reviews
This was it.This was how they were going to die.They knew that hexing the Head Of Gryffindor would lead to serious repercussions. but who knew that the Gryffindor Head could give Azkaban a run for their money? Lily had envisoned seventh year differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hephaestus TV Live reviews
The Gods scheme, Mortals obey and chaos endures. The who, what and why of the reason why three teenagers entered a certain waterpark...and a Tunnel Of Love...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
God's Gift reviews
Children, a joy to the world? But what will happen when children are given to children? Will this joy become a terror or a saving grace?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Alice Will Die reviews
Alice has conned Bella to participate in her fashion show. Add a hot brother who just came home and a little surprise, you are practically begging for chaos
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Congrats, you have three wishes reviews
What th-How..Snape you are dead." "Excellent deduction, no wonder Aurors are rushing in to secure you for their team." "But..how are you.." "I doubt your tiny echo of a brain will be able to comprehend it, but I'm here to help your pitiful love life."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Pathetic reviews
Go on laugh." "Why would I laugh?" "Why won't you?" "Do you want me to laugh? because if you want I can." "You would do anything I ask?" "OF course." "That's kinda pathetic." "Don't I know it."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dear Boy, reviews
My name is Bella Swan, I'm 4 years old and I'm in love with you. Now all I have to do is find you. We will live happily ever after...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Edward, Bella