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Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, Naruto, and Star Wars.
I am Lord Kyuubi...
pet peeves: yaoi, fangirls, and people who apparently think that "reviewing" really means "telling the writer who's worked his ass off that since they don't like the story, it's obviously a horrible story," because, (begin rant) God forbid someone write a story that isn't rampant with yaoi and random male characters completely destroying the very cool brotherhood that Naruto and Sasuke share by declaring homo-love for either Naruto or Sasuke. THEY. ARE. FRIENDS! Actually, they're more like brothers, if anyone with half a brain bothered to read the Sasuke retrieval arc in the manga. (end rant.) (begins hurling pianos at the seething mass of rabid yaoi and slash fangirls screaming death threats.)
Has anyone else noticed the creepy similarities shared by the bad guys in Harry Potter and Naruto?
After all, both have: Creepy, evil traitors with freaky faces and pale skin who have unhealthy obsessions with immortality and black-haired boys who have survived horrendous acts of violence and betrayal. And also, the main characters female team-mates are bossy know-it-alls.
Freaky, isn't it?
Just so you know, I'm a 20-year old, single, white male. Therefore (NO FLAMES FOR THIS EITHER, FANGIRLS!) I DO NOT LIKE/READ/ENDORSE YAOI! You wanna write it, knock yourself out, but don't try to insist NaruSasu is a canon pairing, or I'll mail you a letterbomb. Hear me roar, I think yaoi is just wrong. Sue me.
NaruKure (Start it off with Rubies and Sapphires)
NaruTema (Read Sins of the Past by LiquidDreamLAD)
NarutoTayuya (Before you start flaming, read Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger)
NarutoAnko (Now read Nine-Tailed Serpent by LT2000)
NaruTen (It's heavenly!)
NaruIno (READ MY STORIES!!)
Pairings I Detest
Any yaoi (If you don't like it, bite me.)
This pairing deserves it's own section. While I used to love this pairing, I've grown to hate it as I slowly realized just how obesessed Sakura really is with Sasuke. It's borderline OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder). She even offered to betray the village! Traitors suck and that blew it for me. That being said, I do enjoy a well-written, complex NarutoSakura.
Remember to read my stories and REVIEW CONSTRUCTIVELY.
Quotes from Traitors Within, an excellent story you are now required to read:
"They’d heard most wizard curses, but very few of the muggle ones. Harry’s creative use of muggle and wizard swear words he aimed at the aging man were simply priceless. And the message was clear, Harry Potter held no respect for Albus Dumbledore any longer... And that Albus clearly was the son of a goat loving bearded fat lady who wore something called combat boots."
“Who was the spy who left out the obvious fact that Pettigrew was the secret keeper, or that Sirius never got to cast a spell? Who was the spy that supplied such worthless, halfassed information? Harry was hoping his hunch wasn’t correct, his list of people to get even with was already large enough. His list of people to maim, castrate, and kill with various kitchen utensils was in dire need of some pruning also."
From True Power:
‘Darn I didn’t know you could bend like that Kit.’
‘I can’t…this is hurting.’
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence
If I had no sense of humor then I would have commited suicide long ago - Mahatma
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill
Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat
There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
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Did you know that, regarding the Site Purging going on, the source of the purge has been found. A group of regular FF users, Critics United, will post any story they don't like on their forum. Then they have all their members mass report it until the story is deleted. In their forum they say they hope to cause another purge soon.
Spread the word.
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