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Joined 03-29-06, id: 1017773, Profile Updated: 04-24-10
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.


Age:1993 is my birth year guess


I am a person who likes to read good fanfictions.

I like to read

HELP NARUXHINA RULE THE WORLD if you think it shoulld then place this on your profile and sighn your name


A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile

║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name;






Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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Hanyou Trials by Dragon Man 180 reviews
Sequel to Naruto the Kitsune Hanyou and first story A Dream Is A Wish. Naruto and Hinata have to deal with one of the biggest trials ever, surviving high school in Nerima with Naruto's evil cousins trying to kill him! Mega Xover including Inuyasha, Ranma 12, and Tenchi Muyo. Warning, OC heavy, but main focus is Naruto and Hinata. Naruto is well on his way to Super Naruto status.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 275,792 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 10/10/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Naruko U.]
The Face with Two Skeletons by Tropicwhale reviews
SLASH Zack/Booth: There's more to Dr. Zack Addy than meets the eye of Special Agent Seeley Booth. But when Zack's private life makes him the prime suspect of a murder Booth must discover the truth in order to save the squint's life.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 55 - Words: 127,965 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 5/24/2009 - [Zach A., S. Booth] - Complete
The Day the Smashers Gone Insane by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
One of my most insane one shot turned two shot ever, WITHOUT my former three main Smash characters! Popo is just having ice cream, when Ness eats it and turns into a penny, which evolves into a dime, and all of the Smashers get involved in one of the most insane fanfics ever conceived! It's as stupid as Shulk really feeling it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Pikmin, R.O.B., Donkey Kong, Popo - Complete
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 4,610 - Follows: 3,975 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Hinata's Guardian by RasenganFin reviews
The day of the HyugaCloud conflict Naruto befriends Hinata. Later that night Hinata is kidnapped, when Naruto finds the kidnapper he saves Hinata, but in doing so he awakens a powerful force. NaruXHina SasuXSaku Other pairings inside. Officially I created the original Himawari Uzumaki so I'm adding her to the roster.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 250,526 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Himawari U.
Monsters Among Us Back in progress by NewAccountOnPage reviews
Delusional. Crazy in the head. Timmy isn't any of these things, is he? Lately, he's been having a hard time getting others to believe him. Believing him could be the best choice they have to play the game right though. R/R please! Yaoi/Slash is involved!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Cosmo, Timmy
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Praise Be to Jashin by YouActivatedMyTrapCard reviews
Naruto gets a teacher... who happens to be a missing-nin. They come back, years later, with a plan and a drive to succeed. Hey, who ever said being immortal wasn't fun? Super!Naruto Super!Teacher-mentor-person-thing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Konoha's Black Spider by Foxcomm reviews
A symbiont has arrived in Konoha. It and a boy, Naruto, will become Hokage and protect it from evil. X-over comic book Venom from Spiderman. Rating changed due to violence
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,499 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Dirty Little Secret by Snowluvr410 reviews
There is a secret that only a few people at JKP Middle School know about, but that is about to change and the lives of two people will change. Will they be able to get through it together or will the rocky road tear them apart? Read and find out!
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,913 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
The Quest by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Naruto and Gaara, two traveling bounty hunters who were raised by Hidan and Kakuzu, suddenly gets a visit from Kami. They will have to find four allies to help fight an unknown enemy. Immortal!Perverted!Super!Naruto Greedy!Brutal!Super!Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,371 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
The true curse of the Jinchurriki by Sharingan-hater86 reviews
Is it better to have loved and lost or never loved at all naruto can't decide till he meets three stange women who turn his life upside down
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto and the Black Mage Mother by Sufferingzombie reviews
Naruto meets Xyrenia, the mage who will become his mother. A different destiney awaits Naruto as he and his mother take the ninja nations by storm
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U.
If I were a Ninja by Matt's-Awesome-Too reviews
As the title suggest, this is what would happen if I were a Ninja. Rated M because I wrote it! Also, Sesshomaru is trying to kill Itachi? Chapter Preview: Sesshomaru VS Itachi! I like pie! Meeps!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
Rage of the Ranmyaku by Sharingan-hater86 reviews
naruto finally lets the mask go, how much power has he been hiding and what happens when he finds out he has family still alive. Naruto x OC ja nee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,531 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Just An Observation by Im-AcErBiC reviews
Cody walks in on London when she's dying her hair, and he's his usual curious, annoying self.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Cody M., London T. - Complete
Ryan's naughty side by Emeralden Rapley reviews
Ryan is invited to a party when he hear's Sharpay talking about his party habit's. TroyXryan, and some ryan with random or mainly chad but it is definetly tryan. R&R. rated M for alchohal use
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 553 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Brawl:my way by pat the almighty reviews
HAHA!my first story!beware mortals.Yeah,the stories kinda ending,Why?Oh Ill tell you why!Shut up!,thats why...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
The Super survivor Bros by pat the almighty reviews
Hooray I got a survivor story W00T!Why dont you reveiw?You all suckUnless you reveiwSo read the chapter
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006
Picture Perfect by Silverflare07 reviews
So now Ned’s over Suzie...and he and Moze have just been voted Best Friends by their fellow eight graders... maybe they’ll both finally realize that, together, they’re picture perfect... .NedMoze.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
He's Mine by ULTIMAX-001 reviews
Ever wondered why Mandy is so doggone protective of Billy. This is my theory: Read it and find out. Also review and enjoy. there is a graphic ending, too. UPDATED!
Grim and Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
Ron's Payback by RC Williams reviews
The sequel to A Relaxing Day. Formerly titled Payback. Wanted to name it Payback's a. Ron finds out what happened to him while he nodded off. The story will start off in Ron's POV then switch to regular POV. Read and review.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Bonnie R., Ron S. - Complete
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Orginization XD reviews
Boredom strikes
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Weasel Pocky reviews
randomness galore in this fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Chibi XIII
Well this is my attempt at fanfiction
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Published: 1/27/2010
ignore this storie
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Published: 1/19/2010
Naruto Death by porcupine
just a random nonsence fanfic
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete