Author has written 49 stories for High School Musical, Lord of the Rings, Flight 29 Down, Criminal Minds, A-Team, Anastasia, Mulan, Hairspray, Supernatural, Heartland, and Austin & Ally.
Hello and welcome to my world of insanity. Before you enter, please wipe your feet and leave your troubles at the door. You may pick them up again once you leave. My friends call me Scamper, but the delightful world of fanfiction shall forever know me as Dr. Austin A. Winchester, formally known as Trashbags. And yes, in case you're wondering, I am a doctor. I have a PhD in sarcasm. Before I let you continue, I must recite the rules. Don't worry, they are short and easy to follow.
Rule 1: No flash photography.
Rule 2: No flames. Fire can be a hassle to clean up.
Rule 3: Please put all cellular devices on vibrate.
Rule 4: Feedback is appreciated.
Rule 5: No stealing. Please understand that I am not responsible for any lost or stolen items while you are visiting my world.
Rule 6: No pets. Because some characters suffer from cynophobia (fear of dogs), only service animals are allowed inside.
Rule 7: Do not beat up the dancing panda, elephant, or tiger you may see walking around. They are payed employees and not child molesters. Complete background checks have been performed upon employment.
Rule 8: No horse play. I am not responsible for any illnesses or injuries you may acquire while visiting my world. There is only one doctor on payroll, but he is not a medical doctor and therefore cannot help you. If any illnesses or injuries occur, please consult your doctor when you get home.
Rule 9: Please keep any children with you at all times. Some material is not suitable for children under 13 years of age. I am not responsible for any nightmares that you or children may acquire.
Rule 10: No sexual activity is allowed. Everything you see in this world is rated PG-13 or under and that is how I intend to keep it. If any vulgar activity is reported to me, you will be escorted (not so nicely) out of my world.
Now that you know the rules, I hope you find your stay enjoyable and to your likings. A directory and a resturuant guide are available for your use. Finally, before I set you free to roam my world:
Everything you may find in this world has been purely thought of by me. Any OC's are mine. Any person, place, or thing that you may recognize do not belong to me. I promised their owners to return them alive and unscathed. Finally, any resemblance of characters to people either living or dead is purely coincidental.
A Note to those who read my Austin and Ally stories: I am expanding Ex Exes into a series showing the ups and downs of Austin and Ally's relationship. It won't be necessary to read all of the stories in order because a lot could be read separate. Anyways, the series in order is:
Fairy Tales and First Dates
Secrets and Stolen Hearts
Daters and Decisions
Frank and fiancés
Phones and Frustrations
Weddings and Wives
Homes and Honeymoons
Birds and Birdbrains
Twos and Trouble
Stars and Stardom
Moons and Mattresses
Losers and Lovers
Hell and High Water
Please keep in mind that updates may take some time, but I am working on the stories that aren't posted right now and hope to have some of them posted shortly. Also note that any other Austin and Ally stories I post will not be connected to this series, but still hope you will check them out.
And now, without further ado. Have a great day. Enjoy your stay and please come again. There is always something new.
Big Golden Gates open*
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