Author has written 22 stories for Criminal Minds, A-Team, Anastasia, Mulan, Hairspray, Heartland, Austin & Ally, and M*A*S*H.
Hello and welcome to my world of insanity. Before you enter, please wipe your feet and leave your troubles at the door. You may pick them up again once you leave. My friends call me Scamper, but the delightful world of fanfiction shall forever know me as Dr. Austin A. Winchester. And yes, in case you're wondering, I am a doctor. I have a PhD in sarcasm. Before I let you continue, I must recite the rules. Don't worry, they are short and easy to follow.
Rule 1: No flash photography.
Rule 2: No flames. Fire can be a hassle to clean up.
Rule 3: Please put all cellular devices on vibrate.
Rule 4: Feedback is appreciated.
Rule 5: No stealing. Please understand that I am not responsible for any lost or stolen items while you are visiting my world.
Rule 6: No pets. Only service animals are allowed inside.
Rule 7: Do not beat up the dancing panda, elephant, or tiger you may see walking around. They are payed employees and not child molesters. Complete background checks have been performed upon employment.
Rule 8: No horse play. I am not responsible for any illnesses or injuries you may acquire while visiting my world. If any illnesses or injuries occur, please consult your doctor when you get home.
Rule 9: Please keep any children with you at all times. Some material is not suitable for children under 13 years of age. I am not responsible for any nightmares that you or children may acquire.
Now that you know the rules, I hope you find your stay enjoyable and to your likings. A directory and a restaurant guide are available for your use. Finally, before I set you free to roam my world:
Everything you may find in this world has been purely thought of by me. Any OC's are mine. Any person, place, or thing that you may recognize do not belong to me. I promised their owners to return them alive and unscathed. Finally, any resemblance of characters to people either living or dead is purely coincidental.
And now, without further ado. Have a great day. Enjoy your stay and please come again. There is always something new.
-Dr. Austin A. Winchester
Big Golden Gates open*